Wednesday, May 27th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Workout Dog
Watch this dog do more exercise in 30 seconds than I have done all year. Seriously, if I did that many squats I'd black out and wake up minutes later with defibrillator peddles on my chest.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:15pm.
ok....the weirdest shit happened to me this weekend. I went to the beach in Cali, met up with some people, one thing led to another and we ended up hundreds of miles away from civilization out in the middle of the desert. What I was doing out there I will NEVER say on here, but the weird part is that every hour almost on the hour a effing police would pull up to us or pull us over and want start a convo with us. I dont think theres as many police in the big city as it is out there in the middle of nowhere, I was like..wtf, are we neat area 51 or something....so crazy...
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Joshua Tree?
Shrooming + acid?
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snorting mescaline out of the letters in a license plate????
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Oh it was much more fun than that....life changing almost.
OH DON'T TELL ME I MISSED CHOKEFEST 2009 THIS YEAR!!!!! DAMN!
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Hey, you gotta show up early if you plan to get down!
Uggghh...whyd you bring him up....now im just gonna get sad thinking about him...
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:42pm.
*waits patiently for unibrow avie*
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:32pm.
Just jumping in here and assuming you literally mean pea soup and that's not some hip euphemism the kids are using these days (adjusting then tennis balls on my walker)...I would not marry pea soup. It seems like it would have a massive inferiority complex.
Chicken and wild rice would be fun, but a fatty. The good guy friend who has a crush on you.
Lentil would be all high brow and snooty, but sorta hot and beatnik-like.
Chicken and dumplings would look like Paula Deen.
Chicken and stars is something the Rock of Love Bus would drop off.
The soup to marry is vegetable beef.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:36pm.
I hope they don't drag it out forever.
Do you know Bravo has cast blogs and all these people write in to say how much they love these ladies?! It's funny shit, housewifealoonies.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:38pm.
Hey sorry to hear that! Going through the same kinda crap with my HB! Selfish bastards!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
actually i was kinda amused to get so hated, which is funny cause it started about everybody hatin gaga. too bad I probably wont get paid as much as her to get hated.
the only thing that really kind of pisses me off is stoney calling my kid a shithead. If you think its funny its not. I think that I am going to get a pic of my hot hot bebe's unibrow and use it as my avatar though... and I am going to call my band "a special brand of stupid"
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:35pm.
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Wow. Good luck! What time is the delivery scheduled?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:35pm.
Orgy? I bet that cop wanted in on it!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:24pm.
I hope you saved your receipt. On the back, in 7-pt font, is a long disclaimer about the garage's lack of responsibility for damage.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN SHT! YOU CAN'T SIGN AWAY YOUR RIGHTS - ESPECIALLY SINCE IT'S NEGLIGENCE ON THEIR PART. Notorious can sue for damages + atty fees. But check with the insurance company first - they're really good at blaming the other guy. ;-)
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:33pm.
Smurfy, would you like to have my Mr. Spock doll for a while? He's very therapeutic.
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I saw star trek a couple weeks ago.....I thought a-whore-a, was gonna have something with captin kirk which turned me off from wanting to see it at first, but she turns out to have a thing for spock...which is better to me for some reason...
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:35pm.
Oh it was much more fun than that....life changing almost.
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Ahhh, so it was one of those Nava-ho indian spiritual journey things that they do, where you go and search for your spirit guide? And go 4 days without eating or drinking and get delirious and see things?
chefcammi best of luck tomorrow!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Before I forget...
Shut the smurf up, I am sorry to hear about your birthday being bad. I hope this next year goes great for you...remember, living well is the best revenge.
chefcammi, good luck tomorrow...I hope all goes well for you and your bebe.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:15pm.
ok....the weirdest shit happened to me this weekend. I went to the beach in Cali, met up with some people, one thing led to another and we ended up hundreds of miles away from civilization out in the middle of the desert. What I was doing out there I will NEVER say on here, but the weird part is that every hour almost on the hour a effing police would pull up to us or pull us over and want start a convo with us. I dont think theres as many police in the big city as it is out there in the middle of nowhere, I was like..wtf, are we neat area 51 or something....so crazy...
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Joshua Tree?
Shrooming + acid?
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snorting mescaline out of the letters in a license plate????
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Oh it was much more fun than that....life changing almost.
OH DON'T TELL ME I MISSED CHOKEFEST 2009 THIS YEAR!!!!! DAMN!
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CLICK ME www.theanimalrescuesite.com
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:35pm.
smurfy, dude is in the doghouse for that shit, right?! that is really mean
Dude is not longer Smurfy's bf, If I'm not important to him, he means shit to me as well
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:16pm.
El B, Richard Gere knows all about hamster lovin'! LOL!
Nope, that was a gay gerbil, Hamsters are voluptuous babes!
EH, were you with this dude called the Lizard King? LOL! Sounds totally triptastic!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:33pm.
omg, could she be more of a fucking drama queen (sorryDQ)
'i was going to break up with him at the table in front of everyone......" bitch please
i really hope shit comes out about her being a stripper, hooker, drug runner ect..
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:24pm.
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OMG. What you should have done was taken a million photos of your car at the moment you discovered the situation, pictures of all the guys on duty, pictures of the front desk people, then called the HOTEL MANAGER - there is ALWAYS one on duty and told him/her what happened. Then called the police to file a report, put a call into your atty, and your insurance company while you were waiting.
But I'm guessing you didn't do any of that?
yep, you can apply for grants, depends on the program you're gonna do.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:31pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:15pm.
ok....the weirdest shit happened to me this weekend. I went to the beach in Cali, met up with some people, one thing led to another and we ended up hundreds of miles away from civilization out in the middle of the desert. What I was doing out there I will NEVER say on here, but the weird part is that every hour almost on the hour a effing police would pull up to us or pull us over and want start a convo with us. I dont think theres as many police in the big city as it is out there in the middle of nowhere, I was like..wtf, are we neat area 51 or something....so crazy...
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Joshua Tree?
Shrooming + acid?
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snorting mescaline out of the letters in a license plate????
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Oh it was much more fun than that....life changing almost.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
whaddup peoples!?!?!
my kids wont friggin sleep and I'm EXHAUSTED...
I have this cough that wont quit... keeps me up @ night on TOP of all this impending labor/delivery shit. Now that I know tomorrow it will be over, just want to rest and snuggle with my two bubbies before I have my newborn... EPIC FAIL...
ggrrr....
anyway-
what's the main topic going on here???
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
smurfy, dude is in the doghouse for that shit, right?! that is really mean!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:32pm.
Yes! I have the orange/red/pink version, and I also have a solid purple.
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Well Notoriousrem_22, if things in America right now are so busy we don't need to worry about people's civil rights, I guess we don't need to worry about something as trivial as your fucking car. Get bent, asshole.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:24pm.
I hope you saved your receipt. On the back, in 7-pt font, is a long disclaimer about the garage's lack of responsibility for damage. You're gonna have to overcome that language with the garage. If writing a few letters doesn't help, you'll have to sue, either in small claims or with a lawyer. You also should report it to your own insurer, in case the garage fails to pay.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:29pm.
I'm Kinda scared to post in here...
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Don't be...don't know why you got jumped so badly earlier.
Come on in. (-:
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:31pm.
You have to fill out a FAFSA to get government school moneys. You can do it online at like fafsa.org or something like that.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:21pm
That ad bugs me, too, because of that, and because it is like it's on here to target 44YO single moms, because, of course, WE are all 44YO single moms with no life, right?
Smurfy, would you like to have my Mr. Spock doll for a while? He's very therapeutic.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
bitchette, you got that too?
How about the scene outside of the triple date? She's a pig.
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She's flat and that's that!
I have some food for thought, If pea soup grew a brain and developed emotions, would it be legal for us to marry?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:27pm.
EH: LOL you guys are talking about two different ads!
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I knew something was off....
im totally talking about the utherverse ad which has nothing to do with nurses (i dont think)
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
Stoney, do you have the multi colored lantanas? I love those!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:29pm.
NO, He didn't even call me.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Stoney: You are on a roll today! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I wanna go back to college but im so broke any tips on getting the gov to pay? I cant take out another loan
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:29pm.
I'm Kinda scared to post in here
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DON'T BE SCARED. JUST POST IN ALL CAPS AND USE A LOT OF SEXUAL INNUENDO.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:24pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:15pm.
ok....the weirdest shit happened to me this weekend. I went to the beach in Cali, met up with some people, one thing led to another and we ended up hundreds of miles away from civilization out in the middle of the desert. What I was doing out there I will NEVER say on here, but the weird part is that every hour almost on the hour a effing police would pull up to us or pull us over and want start a convo with us. I dont think theres as many police in the big city as it is out there in the middle of nowhere, I was like..wtf, are we neat area 51 or something....so crazy...
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Joshua Tree?
Shrooming + acid?
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snorting mescaline out of the letters in a license plate????
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Angie, how's your little shithead? Did he get enough pea soup and kisses?
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Submitted by brokencameo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:16pm.
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wtf? trying out your material on Dlisted?
Flatsy: I fell asleep and I woke up and it was on so I turned it off to dvr it. I can't wait to watch it tho!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone
Notorius:
SUE THE FUCK OUT OF THEM!
I hope you have been documenting everything.
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I'm Kinda scared to post in here but to the lady who is receiving unequal pay, there is a name you should google. Lilly Ledbetter. They just made a new law in her name.
smurfy, did your boyriend not show up to your party?! that sucks!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:25pm.
brokencameo, that is definitely food for thought right there. I try not to think about it too much because it is frustrating! LOL!
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I AM HERE TO STIMULATE YOUR MIND AND YOUR NETHER REGIONS.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:17pm.
HAPPEH SLUTTYDAY TO SMURF!!!!
I'll make cupcakes.
Can we put Vodka on them?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Flatsy on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:27pm.
i totally heard that and wondered if i'd see it here today!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
smurf, it's totally awesome when the boss pays!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
EH: LOL you guys are talking about two different ads!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
"its 1492!! Come on people!!!" provolone