Wednesday, May 27th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Workout Dog
Watch this dog do more exercise in 30 seconds than I have done all year. Seriously, if I did that many squats I'd black out and wake up minutes later with defibrillator peddles on my chest.
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Momus - yep. Poor BH is going to be stuck up in that nassy hot weather this weekend. Poor BH.
Reeter ~~ Did you see the picture of the asshole that kidnapped the child.............Not the shiniest penny in Nanna's coin purse!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:41pm.
Momus - yes. All this time I thought the BH was using a slang term for it.
*slaps palm to forhead with thumb and index making L shape*
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Ah, the wonderful city of Placerville.
http://www.hangtown.net/
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus - yes. All this time I thought the BH was using a slang term for it.
*slaps palm to forhead with thumb and index making L shape*
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:27pm.
Uhm, I am a stupid whore. I didn't even realize there was a town called "Hangtown" for real!
*puts on helmet*
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Which Hangtown are you talking about?
The one in California?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:19pm.
ummm, CHARLES MANSON IS SPOKEN FOR, BITCHES, BACK THE FUCK UP!
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*Sigh* I shall remain in the background, silently pining and weeping bitter tears into my glass of Chardonnay. 'Cus I'm classy and shit. :)
Okay, Dallas is not here, I guess. There is an Amber Alert all over the TV right now. A mom and dad got into a fight, the mom leaves with their 10 month old son in her car, the father chases them down, bashes into her car breaking the windows, grabs the kid from his car seat, cutting the little boy as he's taking him out of the window and leaves. Now, they can't find him or the kid. Fucking asshole! What is wrong with people?
Uhm, I am a stupid whore. I didn't even realize there was a town called "Hangtown" for real!
*puts on helmet*
ummm, CHARLES MANSON IS SPOKEN FOR, BITCHES, BACK THE FUCK UP!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Dallas - are you in here?
I keep erping up my Adobada tacos.
*belch*
LMFAO @ bitchettes text! That is TOTALLY IT!
Submitted by paris herpes on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:55pm.
Some of my friends can tell when I'm drunk texting because I get all passionate about things and furiously text them over and over again about dumb shit. LOL @ bitchette's text!!!
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MS, I totally was thinking of something along those lines. LOL! That sounds awesome!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
bichette, i know it looks like the blog comment section on youtube!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
giiiii babyy!!
im t teh brr. cun u com pit me upp!
ton;t tink 1 shoold dive.
c u coom
lobe u
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by KD on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:55pm.
I'm confused. Is Nurse Jackie a man? A gayelle? I'm kinda tired of looking at that ad.
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I think we may have the answer to The Sopranos ending.
Tony was whacked, along with Meadow and AJ.
Carmela survived the massacre only to find that Tony gambled away all of their money.
She picked herself up and went to nursing school, where she met a beautiful redhead female teacher and fell in love.
Now she's a gayelle RN out to seek revenge on the goons who killed her family.
KD, It's Carmela! But she cut her hair and is a nurse now? What gives?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
DiamondDawg ~ Thank you for that! I totally agree with you about Stallone............
M.E., who else? Charles Manson cracks me up!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I'm confused. Is Nurse Jackie a man? A gayelle? I'm kinda tired of looking at that ad.
Stoney, how does one slur texting? Maybe misspelling words or whatevr...using bad grammar?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Who is Charles?
Our Charlie Manson?
M.E., bitch needs to be confronted about that crap. Let the investigators do their job though 'cause sounds like she's liking the extra $$$! Geez. It's like those business guys getting bonuses for doing nothing but nodding their heads and scribbling in the planners how to kill multiple people. (heh, i so love American Pyscho!)
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Ah Charles and his gospel, lest we forget! He wouldn't hurt a fly but he'd chew on your ear if you let him!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Stoney - Yes, slurring via email and texting is TRANSPARENT. You can't really make THAT many mistakes sober.
Trust me.
paris herpes, that's if she's been doing THIS for the last 15 years. God knows what else she may have or be doing.
Like I questioned, who in this fucking economy right now still has a line of credit on their home, can replace their carpet with hard wood, get new cabinets and faucets, rebuild their fence, buy a new car.....just a few of the "projects" over the last year at her house.
hee hee Stoney...it's bad enough that she's already a nut(due to YEARS of meth), but to add booze to that???? YIKES!!!
Well he's the bug in the bush, lol!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:40pm.
OMG I am so in love with Charles!
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he does seem like the real deal, does'nt he Stone?
is it possible to hear the slurring thru a text???
YES.
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You guys forgot, angie's a STAY AT HOME MOM, likes big butts and shithead #2 is due in September.
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Thanks DD
M.E. OMG! Fur reals? Embezzeling?
hey ladies! I believe she's on a tequila drunk...I think. she's texting me like crazy...is it possible to hear the slurring thru a text???
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:39pm.
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eh. scratch that.
OMG I am so in love with Charles!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:38pm.
I've returned. All hail.
So....someone catch me up on the latest.
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1. We're de-bunking the Richard Gere gerbil story.
2. Somebody's mother in law just lost it.
3. someone at m.e.'s werk has been embezzling - at LEAST 90k. prolly more.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:37pm.
Dalls - I'm sure he'll do an investigation. And I can tell you 100% they aren't fucking. LOL
That's why I don't do bad stuff( anymore). I'm afraid I'll be caught!(like I have been in the past)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 2:47pm.
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Jeezus. When did they install a satellite tower near the trailer down by the river? LOL
You're like, scary! Like that dude in the movie THE CELL. Chopping up a body while he smokes a cigarette and the dog nearby.
CHARLES MANSON
I DONT KNOW WHY YOUVE FUCKING DECIDED TO RAG ON ME THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS BECAUSE I WOULDNT HURT A FLY. IM THE DEFINITION OF LOVE. A LIZARD ON THE ROCK. A BUG IN THE BUSH. WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT OR FORREST WITH THE SUN ON MY FACE. PICKING UP A CHICKADEE IN MY HAND OR PETING A DEER. LISTENING TO THE WATER GENTLY RUN DOWN THE CREEK AND THE FISH JUMP. WATCHING THE MORNING DEW SLOWLY DRY ON THE LEAVES AND THE SUN RISE AND SET.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:37pm.
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what type of co. is it? just curious. no need to reply.
I've returned. All hail.
So....someone catch me up on the latest.
M.E., sounds like she embezzled $90,000 from you guys. That's insane!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Dalls - I'm sure he'll do an investigation. And I can tell you 100% they aren't fucking. LOL
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:30pm.
HO LY CRAP...i think my MIL has lost it...
haven't they all? I love crazy MIL stories!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
DD, he totally denied it eh? Whatevr...lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:30pm.
HO LY CRAP...i think my MIL has lost it...
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COME BACK! WHAT HAPPENED!?!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 3:33pm.
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Gerbilecotmy. Hahah!
Slutsville, I was makin' up the formula, but bjs and Drunky McDrunk Drunk seem to go hand in hand ya know?
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
The Truth About the Richard Gere-Gerbil StorySource: AOL.ca
Posted: 10/09/08 3:00PM
Filed Under: Celebrity
Richard Gere reportedly believes Sylvester Stallone started this rumour when the two actors had bad blood on the set of the 1974 movie The Lords of Flatbush. The rumour The rumour alleged that Gere was rushed to hospital after putting a gerbil/hamster up his rectum during sex. Sly, however, claims that he did not start this rumour and Gere recently categorically denied the incident ever happened.
The legend has clung to Gere's name since at least the mid-80s, when he was still married to Cindy Crawford. Stories claim that the Pretty Woman star was admitted for an emergency "gerbilectomy" at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in California decades ago.
After years of speculation, the man himself finally bluntly denied the story. In a recent interview, Gere said, "I stopped reading the press a long time ago. There is an infamous ‘Gere stuck a hamster [sic] up his bum’ urban myth. I just decided not to pay attention to any of it. It’s a waste of energy."
An anonymous source helped spread the Gere gerbil myth with fake press releases supposedly issued by the Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, claiming that the actor had abused a gerbil. Today you can even find a MySpace page dedicated to the animal in question.
No facts surfaced when a reporter from The National Enquirer attempted to legitimise the story.
Contrary to popular belief and according to Snopes.com, "gerbil-stuffing" is not an actual se*ual practice. Like legends such as that of the promiscuous rock star, the myth has been applied to a number of public figures thought to be homose*ual.
If the above is true, Sylvester Stallone should be water-boarded.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2008/10/richard_gere_f...
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