Wednesday, May 27th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Workout Dog
Watch this dog do more exercise in 30 seconds than I have done all year. Seriously, if I did that many squats I'd black out and wake up minutes later with defibrillator peddles on my chest.
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So I totally scored a sack in Vienna and was not even looking for it.
Thank you, green sugar fairy!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ok, so people I'm out until at least Monday.. maybe I can use the laptop in the hospital..?? If so, I'll try to log on to give you guys the baby's stats!
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d
Hoping that on 5/28 I will get to meet my lil' guy!
we get the big fat black hairy spiders... oh and centipede thingies with a zillion legs that are about 1.5" long... hate those fuckers too.
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
Submitted by Rishkin on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:04pm.
Don't kill a praying mantis you'll get a 50$ fine!
and don't buy Chunk Light Tuna in oil instead of solid white albacore in water... big mistake.
It's still a fifty dollar fine? LMAO!
It was fifty dollars when I was a kid. Maybe the Preying Mantis Society (PMS) should help get it raised to at least 100 bucks!
Sadly, I don't really think it's illegal to kill a preying mantis....but it should be!!!
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/406216/the_truth_about_fines_le...
And I always buy SOLID WHITE TUNA!!!
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
I don't kill spiders anymore, because I think it's bad luck or bad karma or something. I catch them in a cup and throw them out the window. Which is a major feat for me because I am terrified of them. I can handle rodents, reptiles, snakes etc. But the one thing I can't stand are spiders. Oh, and cockroaches.
Don't kill a praying mantis you'll get a 50$ fine!
and don't buy Chunk Light Tuna in oil instead of solid white albacore in water... big mistake.
gross!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:45pm.
Is this why a dream catcher contains a web within the ring?
Love the story.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Well, I don't care how wonderful spiders are purported to be. If they invade my space, mother fuckers DIE!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Wait. This one's better:
From: http://www.animaltotem.com/spider.html (but if you click on the link be prepared for a small-ish spider on the left side of the screen):
"Spiders are very delicate creatures that play an important role in the myths and lore of many peoples as the teacher of balance between the past and future, the physical and spiritual.
To the Native Americans, Spider is Grandmother, the link to the past and future. In India it's associated with Maya, the weaver of illusions.
With its gentle strength, Spider spins together the threads of life with intricate webs.
Spider knows that the past affects the future and vise versa. It calls us to make use of our creativity and weave our dreams into our destiny.
For many Native Americans, "spider woman" stories are important creation mythologies. One of the common feature of those are wisdom symbolized with spiders' webs (for example, she taught the human how to weave). Also generally accepted are the ideas that her "thread" connects the human world and the world of spirits or the "above world" and the "below world". Spider Woman also weaves the "relationship" of the Web of Life and all beings. "
♥♥ME♥♥
Girl, you KNOW I feel your pain!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
DD- too late, I squished him. And I am out for the day. Tell me story tomorrow.
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Give the dog a bone!
drama - I screamed so loud the people next door came in to see if I was ok.
UGH! I hate those 8 legged fuckers!!
I'm going home now to cry.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:33pm.
I just had the living SHIT scared out of me thanks to a big brown, hairy spider that scurried across my fucking foot!!
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Don't worry - and DON'T KILL IT - its a friend with a message... BRB with the spider-woman story....
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:33pm.
*holding arms open* Come here, baby. *stroking yur purty hairs* Shhhhh. It's okay.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
DD - this west coaster is signing off in about 2 minutes.
I just had the living SHIT scared out of me thanks to a big brown, hairy spider that scurried across my fucking foot!!
*cowers in corner in fetal position*
*cries uncontrollably*
Nope it's almost time for Hockey.
did everybody go home? just us west coasters left?
I am getting grotesquely fascinated with the weird dating service being advertised in the side banner.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:02pm.
Somtimes when I move or turn my head quickly, I see stars or "floaties" for awhile. Has anyone else ever had anything like this? Strange!?
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what everyone else said....but it also occurs during retinal detachment. It doesn't sound like that's what you have, but how soon can you get to any eye doctor? Do you have it now or does it just come and go? When was your last eye dr. visit? I only ask because untreated retinal detachment can lead to blindness. NOT TO ALARM YOU OR ANYTHING.
http://www.kellogg.umich.edu/patientcare/conditions/detached.retina.html
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:55pm.
Does anyone else want to drop-kick the Geico gecko?
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Uh...no. The cat likes them. Especially the flesh-colored ones. Can't tell you how many times I've found a desicated lizard on the carpet or in the furniture.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:13pm.
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
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Are those your dates, Deb?
Submitted by Rumplestiltskin... on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:11pm.
Once the dog got nice and toned and lean, the man in the front stir fried him with some vegetables.
He proclaimed afterwards that "the dog was derishous"
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As a staunch defender of the First Amendment, you have a right to you opinions.
Concomitantly, I find your racial slur abhorrent and offensive.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Once the Dog got nice and toned and lean, the man (clearly NOT the Dog's best friend) in the video stir fried him with some crisp spring vegetables.
He proclaimed afterwards that "the Dog was derishous"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:55pm.
Does anyone else want to drop-kick the Geico gecko?
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I want to shove the creepy googly-eyed money stack up the gecko's ass and then feed him to a caveman.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Does anyone else want to drop-kick the Geico gecko?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:33pm.
I'm glad that I could set your mind at ease.
For more info see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floaters
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Dallas - Hmmmm. I hope Izzy is gone at least.
I'm not sure...when I try to go to the link I just get a message that says "Access Forbidden".
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
M.E. ~ That is what they want us to think! Cliff hanger............
Momus ~~ Thank you for that explanation. I have 4 ruptured disc in my neck, from a car accident in '90. I was thinking, Oh shit now I will be seeing floaties for the rest of my life due to the disc!
@Basement Baby
Is this you or the decoy?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/24/solange-knowles-laid-out/
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Momus-
Oh my god...that must have been a decoy. I haven't been to an airport in years. What is happening?? Help me, please!
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Submitted by Basement Baby on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:09pm.
I saw some footage of you "fainting" at LAX on TMZ. Did one of Beyonce's henchmen dart you and drag you back to the basement sweatshop?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:02pm.
Somtimes when I move or turn my head quickly, I see stars or "floaties" for awhile. Has anyone else ever had anything like this? Strange!?
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I get them all the time. My ophthamologist says they are very common and happen to everyone no matter their age, gender, or race. He said that they are the remnants of the microtendons that held the eyes in place in utero. They will drop to the bottom of the vitreous fluid but when the head shakes they get agitated and float into the field of vision.
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Now I know what sitting on the inside of a snow globe is like! LOL!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/09
One month chip........................02/17/09
Two month chip........................03/27/09
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:05pm.
Off topic ...
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How can you be off-topic in an open post?
*teasing M.E.*
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Errrrrrrrrr......
*returns to licking window*
Day 4359
Dear Diary,
I'm starting to lose all hope of ever getting rescued. Beyonce hasn't let me out for a public appearance in a long time...she says no one will ever notice that I'm missing because they don't know or care who I am. Then she cackles. Oh god, that laugh. That's when I know Sasha Fierce is getting ready to come out. Last night when I was sewing her into her denim leotard, a seam burst right open and fat poured out like a mighty river breaking through a dyke. She kicked me in the neck with her cage booty and just about ripped my scalp off with my weave. I thought I'd die when she rammed her hip extenders into my skull.
It was awful, diary. I am scared and I'm running out of sequins and puff paint.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:05pm.
Off topic ...
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How can you be off-topic in an open post?
*teasing M.E.*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:02pm.
Somtimes when I move or turn my head quickly, I see stars or "floaties" for awhile. Has anyone else ever had anything like this? Strange!?
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I get them all the time. My ophthamologist says they are very common and happen to everyone no matter their age, gender, or race. He said that they are the remnants of the microtendons that held the eyes in place in utero. They will drop to the bottom of the vitreous fluid but when the head shakes they get agitated and float into the field of vision.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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momus - Motocross.
Off topic - Ok, I missed the last two episodes of Grey's this season and just read the recap on the final episode. So both George AND Izzy died!?!?!?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:48pm.
Momus - yep. Poor BH is going to be stuck up in that nassy hot weather this weekend. Poor BH.
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Why is BH going to Placerville?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Somtimes when I move or turn my head quickly, I see stars or "floaties" for awhile. Has anyone else ever had anything like this? Strange!?
Fabulous, thank you!
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:49pm.
*********waves violently**********
Hi Momus! Hope all is well with you..........
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I am so well today that I am totally intergalactic.
And, you?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:51pm.
Reeter ~ Where did this happen? Oak Cliff? I did not see the pic of the child.........how old?
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Stemmons / Regal Row. 10 months old.
Reeter ~ Where did this happen? Oak Cliff? I did not see the pic of the child.........how old?
Defibrillator poodles? Ah, peddles. I miss read, but come to think of it, I kind of like the idea of defibrillator poodles.
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Hi Momus! Hope all is well with you..........
Submitted by Dallas on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:47pm.
Reeter ~~ Did you see the picture of the asshole that kidnapped the child.............Not the shiniest penny in Nanna's coin purse!
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I did. I saw the pic of the baby too and it made me feel bad for him. I bet that scared the shit out of him.