Evangeline Lilly Thinks Angie Jo Is As Cold As Ice
Evangeline Lilly, the one ho who has no business being on Lost, was asked by Women's Health who in Hollyweird she admirers the most. Evangeline said Angie Jo, but then went on to say that Maddox's favorite shooting partner has a heart that is best served in a cup with whiskey over it.
Evangelina (typo, but it fits perfectly) queefed, "No one knows that woman; she's a complete ice queen, which is perfect. Why should she be any more? She doesn't owe us anything." And when asked if she'd want Angie's life, she answered, "Sure, I'd love to be her, but just the humanitarian side."
Actually, Angie owes me 1 hour and 40 minutes of my life back for the time I wasted watching Life or Something Like It.
Evangeline shouldn't throw the term "ice queen" around like that. Where I come from, that title is a high honor and Angie has not earned it! She tries, but fails. I mean, Nicole Kidman has worked her entire life for that title! She is the premiere ice queen of Hollywood! Deservingly so! To quote the legendary Joan Rivers: "She's so cold! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes." I bet Angie Jo doesn't do that. Well, I bet she doesn't get her period at all! Saints don't get periods!
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Ha! The cherry on this fantasticly shitastic wednesday. I love it.
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Angie doesn't get her period anymore because she's been knocked up so many times. The ice cube period thing is so funny, lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
I've never watched "Lost". Does Evangeline have some Kim Zolniak-like "cancer" that would cause her to have a Kim Zolniak-like "hair"?
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