Evangeline Lilly Thinks Angie Jo Is As Cold As Ice
Evangeline Lilly, the one ho who has no business being on Lost, was asked by Women's Health who in Hollyweird she admirers the most. Evangeline said Angie Jo, but then went on to say that Maddox's favorite shooting partner has a heart that is best served in a cup with whiskey over it.
Evangelina (typo, but it fits perfectly) queefed, "No one knows that woman; she's a complete ice queen, which is perfect. Why should she be any more? She doesn't owe us anything." And when asked if she'd want Angie's life, she answered, "Sure, I'd love to be her, but just the humanitarian side."
Actually, Angie owes me 1 hour and 40 minutes of my life back for the time I wasted watching Life or Something Like It.
Evangeline shouldn't throw the term "ice queen" around like that. Where I come from, that title is a high honor and Angie has not earned it! She tries, but fails. I mean, Nicole Kidman has worked her entire life for that title! She is the premiere ice queen of Hollywood! Deservingly so! To quote the legendary Joan Rivers: "She's so cold! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes." I bet Angie Jo doesn't do that. Well, I bet she doesn't get her period at all! Saints don't get periods!
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Can't talk now, People Magazine has a Breaking News story about Jolie taking a vitamin.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:24pm.
Those photos side by side look like they're shooting the "Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Story" for Lifetime
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ahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's the funniest thing in AGES!!!!!!
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Those photos side by side look like they're shooting the "Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Story" for Lifetime.
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rotten_egg on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:20pm
idk, I always thought of an Ice Queen as someone with a flat affect about pretty much everything, however, if flat asses, foreheads and acting skills are additional necessary skills, then yea, Skeletina qualifies.
I WAAAAANT MAH SON BAAAAAAACK!
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:14pm.
Hold on, Angie is having a thought on the toilet and I'm reading about it over at People Magazine. Can't talk right now.
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lol, I wonder if she feels the same guilt she has with eating after returning from poverty stricken countries as she does for using the porcelain god.
Can't Angie go to a bathroom to throw up her food?
Is Evangeline's hair attached to that hat? It looks like something you'd buy at Spencer's during Halloween.
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Ok.. . um... for someone who vomits personal crap on interviews ALL THE FUCKING TIME, the "Ice queen" title is fucked up. Angelina Jolie is a constant lie teller, so maybe that's why this Evangeline Lilly says "no one know this woman".
But still.. could someone tell me what people take as "Ice Queen"?. I would take it as a woman who always has her emotions under control, someone who's always cool, calm and collected... maybe a little insensitive and cruel, no?. This description doesn't apply to Jolie, who's a media whore. Who LOVES to be talked about, who likes to be the center of the universe and who's always making things up about herself to be more important that she really is.
Angelina Jolie is NOT an ice queen, she's a manipulative media whore.
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Um, you forgot the part where she said she hates her job. I'm sick of these actresses who are full of themselves.
Her hands must be so veiny & jacked from lack of body fat...Its certainly not from hard work.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:54pm.
Nice hands Jolie. It looks like a relief map of my cock
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HAahahah! And I'm assuming you do walk around with a pair of handcuffs attached to it just in case...
hand cuffs are too big :*(
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Kadooze for admitting it! No worries, though. Anything that big around wouldn't play nicely with much. Ouch!
Ah MK, I bet you made up this post just to post that pic of Angie Jo.
I'd like to get that two hours back I spent watching that fucking mess Gia. I could have been cleaning my dogs anal sacs. That would have been preferable.
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*singing the I need an Open Post blues*
Nobody knows....the trouble I've seen....
I never knew "ice queen" was a compliment. *shrugs*
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OPEN FUCKING POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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god, I love this woman. glamourous, beautiful. I used to watch Lost just to see her. MMMMMmmm.
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Hold on, Angie is having a thought on the toilet and I'm reading about it over at People Magazine. Can't talk right now.
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"No one knows that woman"
HA! Evangeline, you have OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN TO JJ!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Please JJ! Kill this bitch. She can't act. She has 2 speeds: petulant and sobby.
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Ive seen it before, it happens all the time
Youre closing the door, you leave the world behind
Youre digging for gold, youre throwing away
A fortune in feelings, but someday youll pay
Youre as cold as ice, youre willing to sacrifice our love
You want paradise, but someday youll pay the price, I know
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Some men follow rainbows and I'm told
Some men search for silver, some for gold
I have found my treasure in your soul honey
All I ever need is you...
i like Evangeline Lilly, she's the only female i remember from that shit show LOST. Angelina's hands are fucking vile! she's got granny hands.
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:04pm.
For People Magazine, anytime someone makes just one comment about Jolie, it is somehow news.
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Didn't know that People sends out night imps to collects every thought process that remotely connects to AnJo because AnJo has given People exclusive rights to her publicness?
Any minute now, People will claim that dlisted has stolen AnJo publicity from them.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:06pm.
open post...open post....open post.
I say we declare this the open post, I need one too
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
*getting on knees, clasping hands in front of me*
Please MK, purty please. Open post! Hook a buncha hos up!
open post...open post....open post.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
For People Magazine, anytime someone makes just one comment about Jolie, it is somehow news.
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I'll take "Life or Something Like It" over "a Mighty Heart". That movie sucked. The documentary with Christiane Amanpour (sp?) was waaayy better.
It is funny that no one ever brings up how that cold bitch has ZERO firends. Doesn't anyone else find that odd? It's always her brother or Brad and the kids, she doesn't seem to have a life outside of that. Weird.
OPEN POST GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!
Oops did I say that outloud?
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:58pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:54pm.
Nice hands Jolie. It looks like a relief map of my cock
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HAahahah! And I'm assuming you do walk around with a pair of handcuffs attached to it just in case...
hand cuffs are too big :*(
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Deb: she's very pretty, EL, just a stuck on herself cunt
I miss Adam too....
as Brandi says! VIVA LA GLAMBERT!!!!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Evangeline YUMMO. Thats all. Carry on Jellyheadz. Whatever.
Regarding Evangeline's quote: "No one knows that woman". Now I know I'm no P.I. so I'm not quite sure how I came across the details of angie's knife collection, S&M romps... cutting boyfriends... sex in limo's... Unfortunately, I know way more about AJ than Evangeline.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:55pm.
Thanks for the info. I miss your Adam avie. :(
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:54pm.
Nice hands Jolie. It looks like a relief map of my cock
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HAahahah! And I'm assuming you do walk around with a pair of handcuffs attached to it just in case...
Jesus WTF is wrong with her hands?!! Somebody photoshop a penis going into Angie's mouth.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
Yah you throw that cake up Angelina!
Ummmm yah!
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Deb, that's got to be from some costume party.
Evie's a complete bitch in real life so I don't know who she thinks she's talking about, YOU WERE FUCKING A HOBBIT, BITCH, GET OVER YOURSELF! altho I disagree with MK because I do love me some Kate Austin
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Do you hear that?
Do you feel that rumbling?
It's the pitter patter of a million little troll-loonie feet coming our way.
Prepare for the invasion!
Brangeloonies planing to kill EL in 3,2,1....
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Those pictures are AWESOME!
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Nice hands Jolie. It looks like a relief map of my cock
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
St. Hobag looks a little like Cheryl Burke in that pic.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Didnt she used to be in one of those cheesy late night commercials for sexy phone chat at $3 a min. which only a idiot would call in this age of internet....
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
I do have to agree with Evangeline, Angie is an ice princess.
I do agree with MK. Evangeline has no business being on Lost. She's useless. Get rid of her ASAP.
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