Wednesday, May 27th 2009

Evangeline Lilly Thinks Angie Jo Is As Cold As Ice

Evangeline Lilly, the one ho who has no business being on Lost, was asked by Women's Health who in Hollyweird she admirers the most. Evangeline said Angie Jo, but then went on to say that Maddox's favorite shooting partner has a heart that is best served in a cup with whiskey over it.

Evangelina (typo, but it fits perfectly) queefed, "No one knows that woman; she's a complete ice queen, which is perfect. Why should she be any more? She doesn't owe us anything." And when asked if she'd want Angie's life, she answered, "Sure, I'd love to be her, but just the humanitarian side."

Actually, Angie owes me 1 hour and 40 minutes of my life back for the time I wasted watching Life or Something Like It.

Evangeline shouldn't throw the term "ice queen" around like that. Where I come from, that title is a high honor and Angie has not earned it! She tries, but fails. I mean, Nicole Kidman has worked her entire life for that title! She is the premiere ice queen of Hollywood! Deservingly so! To quote the legendary Joan Rivers: "She's so cold! I'll just bet she has her period in cubes." I bet Angie Jo doesn't do that. Well, I bet she doesn't get her period at all! Saints don't get periods!

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Posted by: Michael K


It's annoying because these people have so much potential to be entertaining if they didn't feel as though they'd have to explain themselves just so not upset this BITCH...and when someone in the business finally outright says that she's a cunt without taking it back, I'll applaud them.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 05/28/2009 - 2:49am.
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That's so true!! eff an oscar or an emmy. hollywood actors can only achieve their true entertainment value by shitting on other actors...without apologizing.

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She's boring, over-rated and looks like one of those weird alien pics that were everywhere when the x-files was big.

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Well angelina jolie is a cunt. Everybody knows that. I think even she knows that....

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I pray that is a wig on Evangeline's head because that is a look she cannot pull off, so she needs to pull it OFF, like yesterday.

Angie looks gorge in that photo.

That is all.

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Lol, backpeddle.

I hate the way no-one seems to stand up to this Mange-a-lina Jolie, like she's just so fucking intimidating. People in Hollyweird are so fucking apologetic I can puke. There's always a "misunderstanding" because none of these boring twits have a backbone.

It's annoying because these people have so much potential to be entertaining if they didn't feel as though they'd have to explain themselves just so not upset this BITCH...and when someone in the business finally outright says that she's a cunt without taking it back, I'll applaud them.

I mean, apparently everyone who dares to mention her are scared shitless of her, and why I don't know. She's a self-mutilating, anorexic, drugged out attention whore with daddy issues. Woopdefuck.

Rotten peach of scrotum

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Flangealina looks different. I suspect she's had her cheek implants removed.

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I can't stand Evangeline Lilly. I've never even seen Lost. And honey, you aren't THAT pretty. Your name is prettier than your face. Not to mention you're probably hideous on the inside. Like if Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe had a baby.

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I don't know you, but I LOVE YOU for that. :-*

who is this broad??
methinks shes jealous.....
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 4:27pm.
Kiv, Tits,

No time to talk. I just got updated from People Magazine that Angie Jo is ordering staff to change the baking soda box in the fridge. This is HUGE.

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zomg SHUT UP! How'd she do it? Did she just CUNT face the order? no verbal exchange was necessary right?

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I can't stand Evangeline Lilly. I've never even seen Lost. And honey, you aren't THAT pretty. Your name is prettier than your face. Not to mention you're probably hideous on the inside. Like if Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe had a baby.

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Angie, if you wanted to show Maddox how to do it, a condom over a cuke would have sufficed!

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The only difference between her and Jessica Biel is that she doesn't have a pounded-out asshole for a mouth and instead of believing that her beauty stops her from getting roles, she believes that people attack her because she's just too gorgeous for anyone to take.
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Ha, I love a good underhanded compliment!
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Kiv, Tits,

No time to talk. I just got updated from People Magazine that Angie Jo is ordering staff to change the baking soda box in the fridge. This is HUGE.

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Didn't someone say something about not believing AJ ate some cake unless there was a picture of her barfing said cake? Here's your evidence!

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I dispise them both. Evangeline can't act and thinks she's too pretty for everything. Remember, she has said that due to her overwhelming beauty, she use to have to cry herself to bed every night. She's not even pretty!!!!!!

Angelina is nothing more than a dumb beyotch. Can't act, isn't pretty and is a freak. She's only famous for having raunchy sex with married men and carrying blood around her neck. She sucks! At least she isn't as completely self-absorbed as Evangeline is.

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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:41pm.

kiv on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:36pm.
zomay,
wtf, saintly thoughts made on a toilet is way more interesting than vitamins.

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Can't talk! Right now I'm reading about her shoe scuff that actually happend on location at Cannes!
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Keep us posted. I need to know if any toes were stubbed.

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Submitted by SuperJ on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:17pm.
I'd like to get that two hours back I spent watching that fucking mess Gia. I could have been cleaning my dogs anal sacs. That would have been preferable.

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No Shit! If Gia was alive, she woulda killed the fuckin bitch. And I bet those anal sacs smell better than St.angie's crotch too.

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

Jolie earns the title "ice queen". I don't trust anyone that is afraid to share a hug! She said she only hugs her children but feels squeamish when people want to touch her. Issues. Definitely has issues. Can't handle a hug but has no problem when men stick a knife to her during sex.

Yeah - something is NOT right with that picture.

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GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS YOU JEALOUS HATERS GO SCREAM AT THE OCEAN.FAT MOM JEAN WEARING SON'S A BECHES.

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Fucka doodle-do.

I think AJ has had an eyelid lift because her eyes were rounder and less Asian looking when she was a teen. That said, I think of ice queens as being coolly unemotional and dispassionate and although Angie is brutally self-centered and controls Brad and the kids (same difference) with an iron fist she is scaldingly emotional.

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:43pm.
lol kiv!

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts!!!! They is stunning! You Jenhags r jelus!
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For sure, we all know how that conniving wh*re has been trying to steal Brad away from AngiGod since the day her agent set them up. That b*tch should've known from day one that Brad was Angie's soulmate.
So like I can't believe those Namibians decided not to create a holiday to celebrate Shiloh's birth. How can they undermine this holy event. H8trz.

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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:41pm.

Can't talk! Right now I'm reading about her shoe scuff that actually happend on location at Cannes!
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oh ya? is there any information there on how Jennifer is linked to the shoe scuff crime?

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Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:42pm.
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Charles Manson, I love your new avvie...it goes with your poem. Very nice.

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-Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:23pm."

Ha! To my shame, I had to look what "flat affect" means. I don't know, I still think the title doesn't apply to Jolie. I think she's just a trully awful actress. She does have a FLAT ASS, tho.

But maybe her current attitude is due to her latest fantasy role of being a "holier-than-thou" humanitarian who's screwing Brad Pitt and saving orphans from around the world. You know she likes to play-pretend.

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lol kiv!

God Bless the Jolie-Pitts!!!! They is stunning! You Jenhags r jelus!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:39pm.

here- i'll share my vodka with you and we can drink till it's fun or die waiting till open post and the trolls come out from under the bridge

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Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:36pm.
*pops head in*

are the loonies here yet??

*rubs hands together in anticipation*

THE LOONIES ARRIVED YESTERDAY MORNING. BUT THEYRE FUCKING GONE NOW. ITS JUST US FUCKING SANE ONES NOW. I THINK DEB FLEW OFF INTO OUTERSPACE A LITTLE WHILE AGO.

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Stoney - I can act like a loon if u want, no problem. I don't want you to jump off a bridge or anything.

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I say we blame Jon Voight for not wearing a condom. It's ALL his fault.

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kiv on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:36pm.
zomay,
wtf, saintly thoughts made on a toilet is way more interesting than vitamins.

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Can't talk! Right now I'm reading about her shoe scuff that actually happend on location at Cannes!

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snowpiece
damn im sorry she is a major B then

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:38pm.

glamberace looks great in a pink bikini

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bitchette on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:36pm

I'm sure TeriAnn is on her way.
She's just sprucing up the shrine on the lanai.

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No bitchette....no loons...no trolls...no open post...

Nothing to live for basically.

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yepyepyep: I am bitter b/c I used to adore her, till she called her fans a bunch of losers and started bitching about "oh it's so hard to be so beautiful"

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If angelina jolie wasn't an actress she'd be one of those teachers that fucks the kids

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*pops head in*

are the loonies here yet??

*rubs hands together in anticipation*

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kiv's picture

zomay,
wtf saintly thoughts made on a toilet is way more interesting than vitamins.

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y snowpiece

I never really cared for EL dont know her she will disappear soon anyways

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Well done, Evangeline. Now you have everyone's attention and the scorn of Santa AngieHo.

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its funny the article says Evangeline keep contradicting herself

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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the only Angelina Jolie film i've seen was Girl, interrupted. she wasn't so bad in it. she played the deranged dyke pretty well. oh and shark's tale...remember that? she was a fish! ahahahaa

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I totally think she's an ice queen! I mean, just looking at that man-eating cunt stalking around on the red carpet like her shit don't stink screams ice queen to me!
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Meh.... has been & wanna be.

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yepyepyep : sounds like typical stuck up Evie talk to me.
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I have the mag and she doesnt say it in way bad way, she says her producers or handlers are trying to get her to be the next AJ and she EL has passed on a lot of juicy roles
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"