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It's Peen Time: They say these are pictures of wrestler Matt Striker's Miller can dick (NSFW) - Tabloid Prodigy or OMG BLOG
That's a good boy toy, Jesus - Celebitchy
Nicolas Cage in I Got The Sexy You Need: The Constantine Maroulis Story - I'm Not Obsessed
Danielle Lloyd got what was coming to her, so says some witness - Holy Moly!
Fucking all the shit out of John Mayer could take a while, because he is full of it - SOW
There's a plot for a gay porno somewhere in there: Kris Allen wants man chest hair - Socialite Life
The walking and talking bag of manure (which is a kind of fertilizer) will be back on The Real Loons of NYC - Popeater
You know it's summer when Matthew McConaughey's got his nipples out. Actually, he does that year-round - Popbytes
Meg White got maaaarrrieeeed - ICYDK
The sad part is that she's probably not even stoned - Scandalist
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Finally got to see Striker's cock.
Thick and a decent size. Yeah, it's worth the pictures *LOL*
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:34pm.
ani difranco...bwahahahahhaha!! o lawdy thats funny. raking strings between chords isnt good guitar. but hey if G-D-A-D is your cup of tea, by all means....
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Hello? Did you listen to the whole thing?
Have you heard anything else?
Did you listen to it at all? WTF are you even talking about?
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Newportjoey: THANK YOU. Finally saw the sausage. Not too impressed. I dunno. I don't like his body. But that's me.
Me likes the FAT peen.
Gettin' in line behind The Audrey.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:45am.
Team Meg White's got a nice rack!
hearts; ThreadKilla!
YOUR AVVIE IS FUCKING KILLING ME!
I CAN'T SEE THE GOD DAM PENIS, GOD DAM IT!
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Fucka doodle-do.
His peen broke the fucking internet.
That is his peen. Just look at the ironing board hanging on the wall in his face and nude picture. He's nice looking.
ani difranco...bwahahahahhaha!! o lawdy thats funny. raking strings between chords isnt good guitar. but hey if G-D-A-D is your cup of tea, by all means....
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
The peen sites are down? Or is just my computer?
You sniffling sisters who can't see dick...if your on Firefox switch to Exploxer...you won't be disappointed...not exactly a miller can...I'd say more like a red bull can.....love Jane Hudson.
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Submitted by Brian_Kinney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:59am.
There are virtually no REAL female guitarists.
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@stockbroker, yea i remember charo was on that real world show w/ dlist celebrities. And i was actually pleasently surprised at her skill with the guitar. she is talented
in ref. to the drummers, the go-gos, sheila e and the bungles were mentioned....i rest my case.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Provolone & Brian Kinney ~ Charo is an awesome classical guitarist. If you've never heard her play, check it out.
I have heard her play, and she proves my point. While she is a very good stylist, she is far from awesome. She usually uses a capo when she sings to accompany herself which means she doesn't know the fingerboard well enough. That's not unusual because flamemco is played mainly in the first position, so it's not a criticism, it's an obsevation. I am talking about having a command of the instrument. The only woman that comes to mind right now that can hold her own against anybody is Mimi Wolfe from Berklee.
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Submitted by Brian_Kinney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:59am.
There are virtually no REAL female guitarists.
Carrie Underwood's current guitarist, Orianthi, is for real. One of the best bassists I've ever heard is Tal Wilkenfeld. Both are from Oz--go figger. How about Wendy Melvoin from Wendy & Lisa?
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:19pm.
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True, not to mention Liona Boyd.
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You're trying way too hard.
For all those who couldn't see the peen I'll tell you it was THICK and STOCKY! He shaves his bits and leaves a nice little triangle above the stem. (It sort or looks girly, too much manscaping)
It wasn't too long but I'd prefer thick and short than long and skinny anyways. Nice bod too!
Provolone & Brian Kinney ~ Charo is an awesome classical guitarist. If you've never heard her play, check it out.
I can't open the sites to see Matt Striker's peen.
I'm sad.
I need my daily dose of peen. ~sniff~
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Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:49am.
Nic Cage is HAWT!
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eeeww. what iz you smokin?
can I haz some ?
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:47am.
MEMO to Meg White: GIRLS CAN'T DRUM!
Actually, I think there is something to that. Same is true for guitarists. There are virtually no REAL female guitarists. I once tried to make a list of chick guitarists-- I mean women who really know the instrument, not bimbos who wail on the one diatonic scale they know or stylists. The list was damn short, and with few exceptions, they were all lesbians.
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Damn, the dick links r broken:(
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meg white has some marvelous breasts...even though her drumming -does- suck...which is disappointing, b/c i love female musicians, as long as they're actually good.
oh, and i wonder if katy perry actually fucked john mayer if like, something either really good or really bad would happen to the planet. if there ever was one, she's a straight up example of a female douche...seems like they'd make a perfect match.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:04am.
Nic Cage's new movie sounds like his version of a Harry Pothead movie with sprikles of LOTR.
Another crappy shitfest courtesy of Nic Cage. He must need a paycheck REAL bad.
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You could say that about most of his recent films, Stock.
(and I didn't know that about Karen C., huh)
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You're trying way too hard.
"Matt Striker" I had read before was known for being a high-school teacher in NYC who worked for that wrestling company and the joke was his students knew but it was later when the board found out and canned him or something. In fact they even worked that "teacher" angle into his wrestling gimmick. I guess now he should just dive into porn.
I SO wanted to see the peen!! Links aren't working for me.
That being said, if it's short and fat, I don't want it. *yuck*
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:15am.
Believe or not, Karen Carpenter was a decent drummer
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She was? Really? I don't know how to judge that, unless someone is awful - my teenage sons bangs away and all I can tell you is it's loud. Really, really loud.
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How ironic that I was just listening to The Carpenters. Now that was good music.
And Karen Carpenter was a great drummer who just also happened to be a great singer.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:15am.
Believe or not, Karen Carpenter was a decent drummer.
She was also an above-average drumstick.
Stocky, on the way back from the day spa earlier, I heard "Close To You". No one made songs like The Carpenters.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Believe or not, Karen Carpenter was a decent drummer.
Girls CAN drum..my daughter does and she kicks ass.
Meg is ok
My kid had to play Seven Nation Army and was bored to death with it.
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Mrs. F. Sorry, I just can't even listen to her for one bloody second!
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Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:02am.
You people recycle more than Greenpeace.
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Greenpeace saves whales. Leo DiCaprio recycles and I wouldn't touch him with someone else's ten foot pole!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Nic Cage's new movie sounds like his version of a Harry Pothead movie with sprikles of LOTR.
Another crappy shitfest courtesy of Nic Cage. He must need a paycheck REAL bad.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:01am.
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Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:48am.
On topic: I think that's a nice one. I'd take it any day.
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Get away from it. It's mine and then No Words has it.
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Thanks, Sug! The Audrey, as I like to say, "you can't be first, but you can be next."
Mmmmmmmmm, peen.
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That right there is a nice thick piece of manmeat. I ripped off the pics and bookmarked them because I'm a dirty bitch.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:57am.
Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:48am.
On topic: I think that's a nice one. I'd take it any day.
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Get away from it. It's mine and then No Words has it.
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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:50am.
Oh, there are many great female drummers--Sheila E?--but Meg isn't one of them. She drags off the beat.
I used to do some biz with Gina Shock. IMO she's kinda, umm, sour.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:57am.
Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:48am.
On topic: I think that's a nice one. I'd take it any day.
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Get away from it. It's mine and then No Words has it.
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Thanks, Sug! The Audrey, as I like to say, "you can't be first, but you can be next."
Mmmmmmmmm, peen.
GOD DAMN FUCKING NO LINKS RULE!! I wanna see peen!
I disagree The Audrey. In my experience, body type matches the peen in most cases. Of course there are always exceptions though.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
Submitted by The Audrey on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:48am.
On topic: I think that's a nice one. I'd take it any day.
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Get away from it. It's mine and then No Words has it.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
I've just spent 12+ minutes watching the Kelly Bensimon interview (it's 35 minutes long!). I recommend at least those 12 minutes to anyone who has time to kill, so you can at last find out the link between Kelly's bikini book and the break-up of her marriage. When you figure it out, please let me know what it is, k?
KellyB. did not get ambushed! She was made to tell the truth, even if she can't speak ENGLISH. I guess she is going to whine another season. :\
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:49am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:48am.
doesnt ring a bell, related to eazy e?
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:47am.
MEMO to Meg White: GIRLS CAN'T DRUM!
Really?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gina_Schock
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbi_Peterson
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:48am.
doesnt ring a bell, related to eazy e?
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