Wednesday, May 27th 2009
It's Too Early For This Fuckery
Things you shouldn't see while sober: Lady CaCa on the cover of Rolling Stone with queef bubbles floating out of her crotch. Calgon, take her the fuck away already!
If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl......
The only thing that rises when I think of Lady CaCa is my fist, because it wants to punch her in the mouth. And here's a quote from the magazine that might make you to do the same: “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
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I'm fucking sorry, anyone who would spend money on this needs put down!!
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
I like Gaga but it is funny to read what MK says.
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Each bubble represents the minutes left in her career if we're lucky! Pop, pop, pop, OVER!
I agree with you 99.99 % of the time, but I don't get why you hate on her so much. She's easy to make fun of, but she is a nice change from the pop singers that few years have offered us.
Seriously, this isn't even about Lady Gaga. It's about how the entire Rolling Stone staff should drink arsenic spiked Kool Aid and call it a day.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
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"I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
Nothing says sexy more than a pile of hay on your head.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
"I think I’m changing what people think is sexy"
::game show buzzer:: What is: no fucking way?
All the airbrushing in the world can't take away that kind of fug. Jeebus.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Sushi, you're absolutely right. Only gay men find this bitch attractive. However, none of them would touch her if you paid them.
Rolling stone has ALWAYS sucked. It's the same pathetic circle jerk, over and over again. I'd rather read a fucking phone book.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
Oh God Michael, you needed to put a warning so I don't barf up my cereal. Jesus. Not so early dude!
I'm not sure if Lady CaCa/Gaga is doing anything original here. She's ripping a lot from Wendy from the Plasmatics and Teri from Berlin. If she did this shtick in the 80's I can see the fascination. Now in 2009, I don't get this faux bitch.
She's fug like crazy.
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Expecting my third in October.
Sure Lady GaGa is all smoke and mirrors, but once you take away all that MAC (which her UGLY mug desperately needs, in my opinion), she is not exactly talent-less.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX5-RRgR3v0
Check her out playing instruments! Who knew?!
So what if she is all gussied up and overly done every time you see her? She is fun, her music is catchy, and at the end of the day, she has more musical finesse than a bunch of these tarts on the scene, so I will concede to this slut and let her have her 15 minutes or however long it lasts.
And I am not even a fan!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:03am.
Bitch is fug, untalented, annoying, her music is dated and unoriginal... what's there to like about her?!
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Exactly!! And I agree, there is something very early 90's pop about her music - dated is right.
Thanks for the laugh this morning! That is quite the fuckery.
No, butt.fucking.ugly women parading around in garish outfits and singing techno pop songs have always been considered sexy --- by gay men. If she stepped outside of her fanbase, largely populated by gay men, no one thinks this fuckpig is sexy.
You're a tranny, Caca, just give it up and fade away already.
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She joins the elite crew of Clay Aiken, The Jonas Brothers, Fall Out Boy, Jar Jar Binks, all of whom have graced the cover of this Oasis of rock knowledge.
SERIOUSLY, ROLLING STONE HAS BEEN A PUNCHLINE FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS NOW, EVERY TIME A NEW ISSUE COMES OUT ALL I CAN THINK IS "I'M EMBARRASSED TO SHARE A PLANET WITH THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THIS MAGAZINE HAPPEN".
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Um. not looking forward to getting this in my mailbox.
If I hear poker face one more time i'm gonna stab my eardrums.
Prov..
Rolling Stone does suck!
I need to cancel, but keep forgetting.
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Yeah, because the young, naked, blond woman image has never been used to sell sex before. Riiiight. You're such a rebel, Caca. Thanks for enlightning us.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
this is worse than the brooke hogan cover thingy.
"I think I’m changing what people think is sexy."
My, don't we think highly of ourselves? Just because you walk around without pants on, doesn't make you sexy.
Bette Midler and a special needs bulldog mating at Chernobyl? Pure comic genius (and a perfect description)!!!
Rolling Stone sucks
funniest people on twitter *barf*
a cigarette that might not kill you? YEA THEY"RE CALLED CIGARETTES!!!!!
obamas hot dc spots..uugghh get the purple crayon out your mouth you white hippy suburu driving fems
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
can't stand this whore, and Perez queefing over her (and probably this photo) doesn't help her case at all.
YES, MK and the rest of you super-skanks! It IS too early for Lady CaCa to bombard my peepers. It's ALWAYS too early, even in the middle of the day. I am mystified as to her "appeal".
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
drama,
She was a catholic school girl, take a guess.
Really? what a fucking joke
" I think I’m changing what people think is sexy."
Well, there's the problem right there, you're thinkin'. You are a dumb ugly fucking hobag, being sexy includes NOT having to talk about it or try and explain your nast stankifying.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
How the fuck did this woman get a record contract when there are thousands of talented people who are far more deserving?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
What a rotten queef. Hope she dies.
While I hate Lady Caca, I like this cover. There's something about it...
Bitch is fug, untalented, annoying, her music is dated and unoriginal... what's there to like about her?!
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."