Wednesday, May 27th 2009
It's Too Early For This Fuckery
Things you shouldn't see while sober: Lady CaCa on the cover of Rolling Stone with queef bubbles floating out of her crotch. Calgon, take her the fuck away already!
If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl......
The only thing that rises when I think of Lady CaCa is my fist, because it wants to punch her in the mouth. And here's a quote from the magazine that might make you to do the same: “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
VIA Jezebel (Thanks Al)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:40am.
Twisted Sister is so 80s and over!
lol. that should of been the headline "NO! WE AINT GONNA TAKE"
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Damn she looks like Dee Snyder in that photo.
she looks like a blonde walrus.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:37am.
Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:35am.
And Milli Vanilli won a Grammy. What's your point??
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Twisted Sister is so 80s and over!
Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:34am.
LOL @ Provolone
"Did they fill this year's quota of 'THE EDUCATION OF..'
hahaha, i think they have a headline generator.
Yea, which headline smeared with peanut butter will the hamster run too first?!
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl......
hahahahahahaha, ifly hard mk
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i make jessica simpson look like a rock scientist.
Jeez, people REALLY hate her? Is it the Borg face wear??
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I don't give a fuck, I still love her. Bette Midler was the first thing that came to mind @ this pic though! GMTA MK!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
a special needs bull dog
I love it!
Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:35am.
And Milli Vanilli won a Grammy. What's your point??
@ Candy
I'm sorry, I can see how it would be EASY to create a gay fanbase if you were a fug chick who dressed like a drag queen and made dance music. It's not like she's doing anything revolutionary...but I guess I "JUST DON'T GET IT!"
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Ewwww someone throw her in the trash heap already!
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:31am.
Ok we get your a Lady CaCa fan! She is not brilliant she's a gimmick! And she looks like a tranny of course the gays embraced her! And most of us don't have time to get gimmicks we want to hear GOOD music!
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Well Love her or Hate her, Lady GaGa is drumming her own beat and she's got no.1 Hits. Talent. Fierceness and Ambition!!!
eat her Fart,you Bitch (ethang)!!! .go back worshipping the Simpson Sisters!
The problem I have with her is that she doesn't let her music speak for itself. She's constantly flapping her trap about it, herself, her style, how nobody gets her, blah, blah, blah...
Success means not having to fuel your own fire.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Is this supposed to be RS's take on "The Birth of Venus"? Botticelli must be doing stabby eyes in his crypt.
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LOL @ Provolone
"Did they fill this year's quota of 'THE EDUCATION OF..'
hahaha, i think they have a headline generator.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:28am.
It looks funny! I hate this bitch but she does have a nice figure and the gigantic hip is wierd! Maybe it's to throw you off from the fug face!
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Dave Matthews Band Rebounds: Denies Tour-Bus Sludge Discharge Was a Metaphor.
she has the features of that dumbass wife on "little people big world"
a quote from Lady Gaga:
"Some people didn't get it. Some people still don't get it. I read reviews sometimes and I'm like, 'Wow, that guy really doesn't fucking like me.' Like, they really don't get it, but that's cool. You've got to create some kind of stir. You've got to say something that's got to upset some people, and that's the risk-taking that makes music so fun. The real struggle is that they didn't want to play my music on the radio. We fought and we fought and I played every club. I had chicken dinner with every program director I could get my hands on. The turning point for me was the gay community. I've got so many gay fans and they're so loyal to me and they really lifted me up. They'll always stand by me and I'll always stand by them. It's not an easy thing to create a fanbase. … Being invited to play [the San Francisco Pride rally], that was a real turning point for me as an artist."
I guess I'd rather listen to her than Asshole Simpleton, but that's not saying much. Sexy FAIL.
I know it's been said before in this thread, but it bears repeating, Rolling Stone is a fucking joke.
ugggh. i want to do worse things than raise my fist to punch her in the mouth.
i really hope she gets stds and dies.
she's so full of herself. she's not changing what people think of as sexy...it's all in her fug head.
she's not original or irreverent at all either. she's just ripped off a number of artists like grace jones, madonna, peaches, berlin, blondie, david bowie, and the list goes on. just like if all these people got together and vomited the someone shat on it, then a bunch of mutant trannies cluster fucked with it...sounds like it might be good, but doesn't turn out too yummy.
please make her go away already.
i'm so sick of her fans that think she is so original...but, i guess if all you listen to is top 40 or the radio, and you've never heard all these people she's desperately trying to emulate, then it looks pretty fucking original...
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-morrissey
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:26am.
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True...just finished the 1st meeting w/them. *taking off burka*
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You're trying way too hard.
yeah, Gaga loses major points for being BFF with Pigez
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
THE RISE of lady gaga hahaha...what did they fill this years quota of 'THE EDUCATION of ________'
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Have you seen MK's music list on myspace, Candylynn? He has amazing taste in music. He listens to artists that inspired GaGa or that she blatantly stole from. People who have been following electronic artists for years, will see right through her. She's a dance artist for tween girls and gay men who love anything with a dance beat. Nothing more.
@ Crazy
The gigantic right hip is an attempt at making her look like she has a waist and is curvy.
You know what, I take it back. Gaga's whole image is just too retarded, the shit that comes flying out of her mouth too ridiculous. When it comes to the point where musicians are getting props just because they picked out their own outfit or co-wrote their own song it gets to be too much.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Finally, RS's font fits the pic.
Umm..You are not sexy you are fucking retarded! PPPPPPlease go away Lady CaCa!
And what's with her gigantic right hip?
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Gag me
I might like her better if she'd tone down the gimmicks. Until then, she's on ignore. :)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:22am.
Can I quote that to my stepfather?
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Of course! LMAO
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:23am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:22am
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Hahahaha.....laugh away *secretly bitter*....at least you leave your dirty old men at work.
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Lady Gaga, she tries. She's ambitious and she makes the most out of her hideous features. She works on her own music which I can respect. I don't particularly like her, but at least she's the one behind her own image, as retarded and re-hashed it might be. No folks, this bitch is not original. She is straight out of 1983 new wave.
PS - OMG don't make fun of Hocus Pocus like that!
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Gross.
Are they remaking "Hocus Pocus"???
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
i give her props for making her own outfits which is something no fucking hilary duff or the other poptards do...
her style is a little desperate but so was madonna's when she first started making it in the biz...
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:22am.
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HAHAHAHAHA....!!
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You're trying way too hard.
I think that MK's pissed because The Lady's "Main Gay" is Mario Lavandeira aka Perez Hilton. Competition.
Well If Perez Hilton has Lady Gaga, MK, you got an International Supermodel Jet Setter by your side ( I hope ).
She's no doubt beautiful; but I gotta say, hot and sensual models on
___T a l l m i n g l e . c o m___ are more attractive to me! Man, tell ya what? If you dig hot Milfs, that's the place!! LOL
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:08am.
"I think I’m changing what people think is sexy."
My, don't we think highly of ourselves? Just because you walk around without pants on, doesn't make you sexy.
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Can I quote that to my stepfather?
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With a bit of patience and repetition, you can teach your kitty to sit, lie down and come on command.
Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:16am.
LMAO @ "Dave Matthews Rebounds...Best Album Yet!"
"Funniest People on Twitter!" "The Girl Who Will Save MTV"
I'm fucking sorry, anyone who would spend money on this needs put down!!
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No shit, I was LMAO at this crap just about now.
Even Brazil's Rolling Stone is better than this shit... that's how fucking dreadful it is!
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
People here thought that The Lady just got famous out of nowhere, but to the Gay Scene, Lady GaGa has already been performing non-stop......she's been around forever but she just got famous really Big Time now....
Eh, this cover's not horrible, but it IS making me reminisce on the days when I used Mr. Bubble bubble bath.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
She hides behind a fake voice and a fucking tea cup so people will think she is worthy of being admired. Her music is second-rate pop, her style is pretentious and there is nothing sexy about her to me. Fug. Skank.
Good God, MK, just post something already. I can't look at this fugness anymore. I'll settle even for a Phoebe Price post, no joke.
And yeah, the Rolling Stone staff should just DIAF.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
I don't know why MK doesn't like Lady GaGa....with all her Obssession to Phoebe Price, Shauna Sand and La Pequena, come on MK.....you should be into The Lady.
I was dragged by a gay friend to bar in west Hollywood and The Lady is performing, this was before her no.1 Hits....and She's Awesome!!!!
She's Crazy, yes. But She's Hardworking and she's been doing the Gay Circuit long before she was famous!!!!
And she's a Great Performer!!!!