Wednesday, May 27th 2009

It's Too Early For This Fuckery

Things you shouldn't see while sober: Lady CaCa on the cover of Rolling Stone with queef bubbles floating out of her crotch. Calgon, take her the fuck away already!

If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl......

The only thing that rises when I think of Lady CaCa is my fist, because it wants to punch her in the mouth. And here's a quote from the magazine that might make you to do the same: “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.

VIA Jezebel (Thanks Al)

Posted by: Michael K


ah i love you bitches. and ethang you're perfectly on point... karen o is the real fucking deal without being an asshat attention whore.

I don't think that having a number one song on the billboard 100 is really any indication of musical talent. NKOTB were number one at one point, too.
Fail.

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That face is TOUGH

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Submitted by ethang on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:59am.

CandyLynn is obviously a child. Anyway, in a perfect world, Yeah Yeah Yeahs new electronic inspired album would be at the top of the charts and not Lady GagMe. GaGa's got nothing on Karen O
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I love YYY.they are one of the last few great American bands left. don't even mention Karen O in the same breath as that tranny.

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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:57am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:53am.
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Dear Gawd, no (at least not on my part ;) ). Have to go to another in a few moments *taping boobs down & putting burka back on*.

OnT: kinda reminds me of Bernadette Peters in The Jerk w/some Magenta thrown in (although Magenta would kick my ass for even suggesting that).

(edit: modianos, I owe you a drink...great minds and all that.)
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well i didnt read the rest of the posts before i said that, so it could just as easily be me owing you a drink! ill have a white russian please :)
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:51am.

Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:48am.
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Quit randomly capitalizing every other word and insulting everyone...it makes you look ignorant and no one is taking you seriously.

Thanks, No Words...Ditto
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Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:56am.

I love her, OMG!!! even that Hag, Aguilera totally copied her look!!! and Bitch pretends that she doesn't know her....ha ha ha

Lady GaGa = Originality!!!!

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There's NOTHING original about gaga at least Christina ADMITS to being INSPIRED by people that ARE ORGINAL

Christina doesn't own are use a computer (since 2000 in fact) (I know people that know Christina) Christina had NO CLUE who gaga was until she got compared to her. *shrugs* Christina is busy in her creative cave and doesnt have time for lesser trannys

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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:52am.

Candy Lynn being number one doesn't mean shit. a puppet duck from the seventies proved that anyone can do it.

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Gah! The horror of "Disco Duck". *shiver* And let's not forget that scary ass "Convoy" song.

Candy Lynn's picture

GaGa wrote her songs, performed them and made them no.1

Simpson Sisters? Hillary Duff? gawd.....

Lady GaGa all the way.....

poor haters lol!!!

Lady GaGa no.1!!!

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AHAHAHAHAHA the Loonies have arrived! hide your antiques

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CandyLynn is obviously a child. Anyway, in a perfect world, Yeah Yeah Yeahs new electronic inspired album would be at the top of the charts and not Lady GagMe. GaGa's got nothing on Karen O.

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I totally agree with you Strawberry Wine. Perez sucks.

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She's a gay icon? Really?

I'm as gay as a fucking picnic basket, and I have about as much use for this bitch as John Mayer has for an athletic supporter. Does this mean I have to turn in my homo card?

'Homo' is not a blanket synonym for 'taste'. And this whore tastes bad. Throw her back!

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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:53am.

Sorry your boyfriend is into pictures of airbrushed, CGI, wig-topped, painted on fakes. Who even knows what she looks like under all that clown makeup?

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I wish she would go away already! I am so fucking sick of her and her retarded outfits and lame ass interviews! She is an ugly piece of shit with a studio created voice.

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Gagaloonies: Reason #23095913349 to not post anything else about Lady Gaga.

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her hip looks really big, and her waist looks unnaturally small.
wait, she's got a see-thru plastic corset on??

FAIL.

but i still like dancing to her songs.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:53am.
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Dear Gawd, no (at least not on my part ;) ). Have to go to another in a few moments *taping boobs down & putting burka back on*.

OnT: kinda reminds me of Bernadette Peters in The Jerk w/some Magenta thrown in (although Magenta would kick my ass for even suggesting that).

(edit: modianos, I owe you a drink...great minds and all that.)

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OMG it's like the Brangaloonies are here, are they Lady CaCa fans too!!!

*backs slowly out of post*

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I love her, OMG!!! even that Hag, Aguilera totally copied her look!!! and Bitch pretends that she doesn't know her....ha ha ha

Lady GaGa = Originality!!!!

oh yeah, one more thing before i get off my soap box...caca does suck for being butt buddies with perez.
i actually stopped going to his site regularly after i discovered d listed and how much better it was.
i completely stopped going 4-5 months ago after finally getting fed up with his ass kissing certain celebrities while obsessively ragging on others he has some sort of grudge on. at least mk rags on everyone equally!
and most importantly he's has his head too far up lady caca's ass now for way too long. every other post on his site is lady caca and how amazing she is.
and yea, caca writes her own songs...big whoopy-dee-doo.
maybe i should write some of my own shitty songs on a casio so i can be called the next madonna, or the princess of pop...
sigh...ok, i'm off my soapbox...next...
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Thanks, Sensi....i Mean, thanks, Sensi! (-:

Team DramaQueen!
(Hi, girlie...I am home for awhile, I hope)

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@Candy Lynn: Like most trolls, you are boring and annoying. I hear cutting yourself is a great way to get attention. Go try that.

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Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:44am.

You are gay 16 yr old boy aren't you!

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TEAM KIEFER!

Submitted by rovex on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:52am.

very true, the singing is overdubbed, which is the crutch of someone who can't actually carry a tune. It's all derivative. Even the hair bow was already done by the B-52s.

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Who knew there were Gagaloonies?

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Francine's picture

Hatchet face.

modianos's picture

bernadette peters in the jerk...but what about the stuuuufff??
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:31am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:26am.
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True...just finished the 1st meeting w/them. *taking off burka*
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Hehehee..no doodling, canoodling or toodling? (I know that last one makes no sense but that's a difficult rhythm pattern)

On topic: It must suck to be her if she's got to get up, glue bubbles on, tease her hair for 4 hours etc just to go out for a pint of milk. *hitching up my sweats* Carry on
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Ummmm Ya, I don't understand why you hate GaGa MK!

And to all you stupid haters that call her untalented, bitch has been playing piano since she was like four years old. She started her career writing songs for untalented whores that can't write their own songs. Get off your f-ing computer and write a hit song know-it-alls.

Also I just have to say I think she is super hot! So does my boyfriend. I save pictures of her hot ass on the computer for him. I love her because she isn't starving herself to death and getting a bunch of plastic surgery to look like every other stupid untalented famewhore slut.

She is a total package and is in charge of her shit. She doesn't have stylists and handlers telling her what the fuck to do and say. Love her, hate her you gotta respect her.

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It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't so incredibly unoriginal. Her fans are mostly to young to remember music from 2000, let alone 1980.

Kids and fools.. She is nothing new, we've seen it all before. Shes just a fug bitch with an attitude who will be gone in a year or two, and replaced by another unoriginal fug bitch with an attitude. Its SOOO boring.

PS.. Just because something is popular, it doesn't make it good.

PPS.. that pic made me 100% more homosexual than i already was, and i was 100% homosexual before. **Shudder**

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TEAM NO WORDS!
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Candy Lynn's picture

Kanye West called her the New Madonna. Even Madonna went to see her live performance.

Blessings!!!!

meanwhile all you poor people can do nothing but bitch about her looks. She may not be the typical Pop Star, But Lady GaGa doesn't want to be like that!

Original!!!! Raw!!!! Not Manufactured!!!

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thank gawd i canceled my subscription to rolling stone.
@Candy Lynn being number one doesn't mean shit. a puppet duck from the seventies proved that anyone can do it.

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LOL No Words! I Fucking hate it when People capitalize Words for No Fucking Reason!

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Gaga should be so proud at the classy, intelligent manner in which her fans speak her praise and defend her honor.

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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!

How long will it take her to land in the "where are they now" category? Not long I'd imagine.

The shame of it all is she does have musical talent (as noted by the other people) but no one other than the gay community will pay attention to her years from now because of the gimmicks. Unless she plans to stay forever in the gay icon category, she won't have a career beyond the next two years.

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Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:48am.

All of you are Bitter, ha ha ha

meanwhile Lady GaGa is dominating the World, one no.1 Hit at a time.......

She's Awesome, can't do no wrong.....Marvelous!!!

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One one?

Call me when she gets 4 grammys plus a latin grammy, Or right, she won't ever get a grammy.

Lady GaGa talks Sex and Men
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzzyrOwBVTA

'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina

Aw, it's a girlfriend for Edward Scizzorhands.

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Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:48am.
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Quit randomly capitalizing every other word and insulting everyone...it makes you look ignorant and no one is taking you seriously.

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I want to see the photos that she decided against.

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All of you are Bitter, ha ha ha

meanwhile Lady GaGa is dominating the World, one no.1 Hit at a time.......

She's Awesome, can't do no wrong.....Marvelous!!!

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I think she looks just like (fug) Mountaha from Make Me a Supermodel in this picture at least.

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Wait a sec..she thinks she is sexy? LOL Sexy? seriously, I just have no words for this. She plays dress up every day. Barbie is sexier.

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She almost makes Madonna look respectable (vomiting in trash can)

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I love her Style....Retro Flamboyant Glamour!!!! She's no 1. You guys can't do nothing about it ha ha ha

maybe eat her Caca....

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:42am.

I'd say "great minds" but that would be a lie in my case.

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LMAO She totally deserves all the Dee Schneider comments...bitch walked right into that one!

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That's a good look for Dee Schneider.

Edit: Haha, Sheeps.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

I think only a dude fucked up in the head severely would consider her shit "sexy". But what do I know I'm a chick.