Wednesday, May 27th 2009
It's Too Early For This Fuckery
Things you shouldn't see while sober: Lady CaCa on the cover of Rolling Stone with queef bubbles floating out of her crotch. Calgon, take her the fuck away already!
If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl......
The only thing that rises when I think of Lady CaCa is my fist, because it wants to punch her in the mouth. And here's a quote from the magazine that might make you to do the same: “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
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OMG Kacky, you should totally send me some pics! I like big tits and ass. No tacky spread shots of yer coochie necessary, Mah Boo has enough of those in his special cabinet.
and since were competeing:) I stay home and my ugly man is so rich... he makes 35K as a cobbler! You know he puts new heels and tips on the shoes of cunts like you.
All You haters can't stop talking about The Lady. Can you guys just accept the fact that she is Unique, Talented, Got Balls to say what she wants to say.....
I am definitely buying a copy of the magazine and post the cover on my edroom walls....
you guys can suck it.....
GaGa all the way....
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:10am.
OK, race wars are going on in the Chris Brown post I think I'll stay!
Someones MOM jeans are too tight I see!!!
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Loving the "ho made" soup. Golly gee-guess no one else actually cooks anymore! Don't you just love it when newbies act like no one else does anything else? I'm guessing she is in her 20's and overwhelmed. Should've thought of that earlier and been a little kinder. At 47 with 5 kids grown and gone cooking, cleaning and taking care of babies is "down time".
I am curious if she is so fake, untalented, unoriginal, etc.... can you tell me who is real, talented and unique?
Kate Bush, PJ Harvey...
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but, then again, what do i know?
Submitted by westward ho on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:17am.
rolling stone is dead to me now.
I feel ya. That rag has been dead to me since they put Britney Spears on the cover in the late 90's.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
bring it baby. This 4'-11" 50-year-old jaded bitch will kick your ass.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:19am.
That's right darlin. 50 years old and still sexier than you. I'd die of embarrassment if I were you. You're so ugly that your man needs pictures of a fake ass performer that he's never going to meet, just to keep his mind offa you. My man has pictures of me and only me. Yeah, he's 50 too, and pulling in six figures, but I can't sit here and brag all day, I own a business that lets me take breaks to blog and tell bitches like you what's REALLY up.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
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don't lie! that pea soup came out your baby's butt!!!!! :P
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kacky on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:16am.
bring it baby. This 4'-11" 50-year-old jaded bitch will kick your ass.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:19am.
- I missed her resume of High Holy qualifications.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
rolling stone is dead to me now.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Romai on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:14am
Holy crap, you haven't been around in forevah.
(i am bradiful bitch btw)
And, the trolls read PEOPLE! PEOPLE IS TEH BUYBLE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Peaches used to sing to children! LOL! True fact!
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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:08am.
But as it is its time for Mommy to make lunch. Ho-Made Pea soup. nice chattin' with y'all. Have fun selling your crap on ebay
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Ho-Made? The jokes just write themselves...
Michael K, you need to apologize to Bette and that special needs bulldog for the comparison. CaCa=fug. And the radio stations in NY *never* stop playing her music!
Oh how I love the trolls that come around bitching about how much we bitch about her (and various other people). And to Angie, that's right, many artists out there are unoriginal, boring and talentless. Why the fuck do you think we pick on all of them? All about the equal opportunity.
Just had to jump in. I have a family and career to ignore too! Well, actually my kids are at school and I'm not working right now, but let's pretend. Everything the trolls say IS gospel, ya know.
angel_i.. Now I just can't stop, but for dance/techno music...Gravy Train, Princess Superstar, The Faint, !!!, a lil' teaches of Peaches. I'm only AA but I'm thinkin XXX
@kacky:
Yeah - some people don't get how hard jade is;p
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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:29am.
I am curious if she is so fake, untalented, unoriginal, etc.... can you tell me who is real, talented and unique?
Kate Bush, PJ Harvey...just to name a couple...there's obviously not that much originality these days.
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I saw this trick on Ellen. She lip-synched and her headgear got in her own way. She acted like a complete moron and sounded so stupid when she spoke, she made Parisite look like a Nobel Prize winner.
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Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:08am.
*peeks in*
OMFG the CaCaloonies have multiplied!!!
*runs out again*
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LOL! Wait, come back!
Cowbell --its called my kid is taking a nap. And if he were awake he is a happy imaginative playful child who is more than capable of playing peacefully by himself if I were so inclined to take some time to myself...
But as it is its time for Mommy to make lunch. Ho-Made Pea soup. nice chattin' with y'all. Have fun selling your crap on ebay
*peeks in*
OMFG the CaCaloonies have multiplied!!!
*runs out again*
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Submitted by strawberry_wine on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:02am.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:29am.
I am curious if she is so fake, untalented, unoriginal, etc.... can you tell me who is real, talented and unique?
Kate Bush, PJ Harvey...
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Yeah...Tori Amos - I'm surprised I didn't think of them...cuz it seems to me like this little girl had their posters up her walls...my argument is with the system, as always. Those women worked their little asses off HONING THEIR SKILLS...the image arose naturally out of that work instead of the other way around. So far, we have only proof that if you don't do the work BEFORE you get famous - it'll never come. That's just depressing.
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What kills me is that cunts think she got where she is by being soo creative and having such a vision...it's more like the fact that she's driven by fame and she comes from MONEY. Knowing the right people, fucking them, and bankrolling shit is how Lady Gaga got where she is. And plastic surgery (Google it). Yeah she's extremely ambitious but I wouldn't call that a compliment a lot of times.
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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:29am.
I am curious if she is so fake, untalented, unoriginal, etc.... can you tell me who is real, talented and unique?
Jennifer Hudson
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
@ Sheeps (this is a bit offtopic, sorry)
I have tickets for ACL this year and can't wait to see King's of Leon.
ON TOPIC-Wow, this Lady Gaga fight is still on and popping!! I figured it would have fizzled out by now.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:56am.
angel_i...
She does seem to have a very coherent vision of what she wants her image to be so really I just appreciate her creativity. She wants to be famous and well she is...
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I'll give you that - she's in it to win it.
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I didn't say I don't want to be here and I'm not grumpy.
I just find it hard to believe that since we all think MK is so funny (I go to d-listed and GFY primarily- I check MK's links)--I just find it hard to believe that you guys don't appreciate what this girl is doing.
Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:54am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:41am.
well- i would definatley back Em before Ja, but i still likes his music :P
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Me too...but don't tell Em!
So now Ja thinks that he's so tough
And Murder Inc.'s the big bad wolf
And they go huff and puff and blow our label down
But our building's made out of bricks
So you ain't taking out shit
I know you just did a song with Bobby Brown
Ha!;p
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Oh and to waste time and comments pontificating about Lady CaCa, that's way righteous.
*ROLLY EYES*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Dale Bozzio of "Missing Person" and Wendy O. Williams (back in the early 80's) did this "look" and techno dance music a HELL of alot better than this pile of cream spinach.
Lol Angie! I guess when money is deposited into my acct for the transcription I do at night and while I am shipping my ebay sales I am just pretending to work! I never would have been holding an argument with someone I didn't even know while I had a 2 year old at home with me though. Heck, I love my dog too much to ignore her in favor of my keyboard.
"If y'all are so offended by by how popular music is so lame why don't you spend your time talking about what is you think is righteous instead of trash talking what you think sucks."
- Well, if your so offended why don't you take your righteous ass to the back handed indignation blogs.
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"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
angel_i...
I agree about Cher. She was totally one of my first girl crushes. Actually I think GaGa does write her own music... Like I said before I am no blogging pro so I'm reluctant to say I know wtf... Of course you have to have a team of people to create a career like that. She does seem to have a very coherent vision of what she wants her image to be so really I just appreciate her creativity. She wants to be famous and well she is...
angie c: Why so grumpy? It's DListed! If you wanna watch a bunch of people fan her flames, you should hit up JJ or Perez.
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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:49am.
Mmmmm, cookies. OK, righteous: Silversun Pickups, Mexico Institute of Sound, Kings of Leon (thanks, somebody).
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:41am.
well- i would definatley back Em before Ja, but i still likes his music :P
he's got one of my fave verses EVER
"fuck life
we live life
this is our life
live your life"
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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:49am.
Hi cowbell, its not that I am incapable of sitting at my work desk pretending to be working while I am actually "Blogging," Its just not my preferred way to spend my time.
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You have said two or three times that you don't want to be here, so why are you?
Barack O'Gosselin. Shhhh!
Sorry Stoney. I love the Beach Boys too, but Kokomo gives me nightmares of Tommy girl from Cocktail :(
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:49am.
You're new here, right? Get a clue, mom jeans.
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Hi cowbell, its not that I am incapable of sitting at my work desk pretending to be working while I am actually "Blogging," Its just not my preferred way to spend my time. I am actually a stay at home mom who prefers to spend time with her son and baking cookies, etc... and its no wonder you people are so quick to point the finger.
Once again>>> I love GAGA cause shes ugly, she can't sing and she dresses like a fucking freak show. She also make gazillions of dollars and has a bunch of stupid twats bitching about her constantly. Any press is good press.
If y'all are so offended by by how popular music is so lame why don't you spend your time talking about what is you think is righteous instead of trash talking what you think sucks.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:47am.
"I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
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You're avie is FUNNY!!
"I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
Hahhhhaaaaha. Um, nope. Maybe to an oompaloopma.
She's fucking disgusting. Barf!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:01am.
Gah! The horror of "Disco Duck". *shiver* And let's not forget that scary ass "Convoy" song.
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Okay, if you are going to rip on Convoy- it's ON! {taking off slutty heels, jewelry, putting hair in pony tail}
Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:35am.
I'm sorry - can we discuss Lady Gaga's claims that she is 22? I mean, come ON.
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Tsk i refuse to believe this trick is 2 years older than me. unless she is a heavy drug user, but since she's talentless i doubt it.
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Submitted by bitchette on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:39am.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:36am.
And i still like Ja Rule!!
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I would - but I had to start hating him after Eminem wrote that song: Bully for him:(
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