Wednesday, May 27th 2009
It's Too Early For This Fuckery
Things you shouldn't see while sober: Lady CaCa on the cover of Rolling Stone with queef bubbles floating out of her crotch. Calgon, take her the fuck away already!
If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl......
The only thing that rises when I think of Lady CaCa is my fist, because it wants to punch her in the mouth. And here's a quote from the magazine that might make you to do the same: “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
VIA Jezebel (Thanks Al)
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Bradi!!!
Wait! Didn't she who can't be named also put posters on her GD bedroom wall?
Eerie.
Whoa at this thread :O
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Pfft, whateva. Bey has more talent in her left testicle than in BOTH Gaga's testes combined!
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:43am
*ahem, waits for ♥ attack*
I'll repeat, LOOK AT THE FANS SHE HAS, much like a certain nameless Skeletal cunt, they are what she reflects.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
stoney: LMAO!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
So this is where mah bitchez be at!
How are all you fine ass ladies and gents today?
Omg the CaCaloonie Angie Candy is talking to herself!!!!
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TEAM KIEFER!
god, I'm losing brain cells in this thread.
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♥♥♥Snowy & Stoney♥♥♥ This place is getting ridiculous. Thanks for making it not quite so mind-numbing to read!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Is anyone seeing Bette in Vegas? I would like to see her show. Has anyone seen it?
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I was reading an article about how most recording artists have to lip synch now because their voices are overly digitized and the "artists" can't reproduce the sounds. I watched one of CaCa's videos a few minutes ago and when I truly listened to the voice I found that is almost sounds fake or robotic. It hit me that she doesn't really sing either, she speaks most of the time. Reminds me of Milli Vanilli-anyone else remember them? She is just a package used to sell a synthesized recording.
..but I totally creamed my pannies
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:25am.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:08am.
Tell that drooling, chest-slapping, unibrowed little tardo we hope he enjoys his pea soup.
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LMAO! O it's ON, bitches! LOL! This is the best thread ever!
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angie: did you just call me dumb? bitch, cuz you come across as exactly the kind of person who WOULD be impressed with a man that supports you off 35K a year. Sorry, but that's how you present yourself.
also, stoney is a girl so your stiffy theory won't fly.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Lady GaGa is just a product of what is considered to be different today.
I don't even hate her because she will not last long anough to me do so. And no, there are nothing original on her songs or her style. She copies (even better, tries to copy) everyone, from David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust to Gwen Stefani.
Her writing is very poor and amateur.
She uses that "oh I'm making fun of our shallow society" card to cover her non-talented existence with songs like Just Dance, Paparazzi and Beautiful Dirty Rich.
How about be up against our shallow society with songs with depth?
I get it, that ask too much for some random bleached untalented poptart.
as the Great MK once said...
"The sands are not match for Sand's exquisite Lucite Heels"
I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Lady Gaga and Glambereche forevah!!!
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:37am.
You know we know you're the same person, right?
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Just because he's two doesn't mean he's immune to the stupid gene you passed down.
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Flatsy: LOL not sure but it gave me a good laugh :)
Stoney: Phew, cuz those are my hobbies!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
OMG, how did you know I love VH1?
I love Charm School and I love Money 1 and 2
also Make Me A SuperMOdel and best of All....HouseWiVES of NYC. I love Kelly Killoren Bensimon.
OMG If you thought i was serious about 35k being rich you almost as stupid as that dumbfuck who got a stiffy from insulting a two year old, who does in fact have a unibrow sukkas!!!!
Candy_Lynn yor sweet lov an stuff. don't let these shriveled old hags get you down bitch
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:35am.
LOL not for you!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:16am.
Romai on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:14am
Holy crap, you haven't been around in forevah.
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I know! I switched jobs again. Much better pay, but I don't get to work from home as much and thus, I can't spend as much time on Dlisted.
And you might think I'm creepy, but I can assure you, you will not be running into me on the METRO. Ew.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:23am.
oh dear god, someone thinks 35k is rich ahahahahhahah thanks for the laughs!
I thought she was trying to be witty. Do you think she was serious? omg.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - "while eating simple carbohydrates and watching VH1? "
oh shit, is that bad? LOL ;P
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:24am.
You're honestly not capable of more than one thought at a time, are you? Sorry, I get used to conversing with my adult son, and I forget that some people are not as complex or intelligent as he. But lemme bring it down to your level.
You cannot compete. Until you see your name on the dedication page of a published book, or until you ARE the author of said book; you. cannot. compete. Dahling, you can't even play.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
got to catch the metro, Bye guys......
I Love you Lady GaGa...
Leave Angie C alone.....luv ya' Mama!!!
Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:24am.
Listen honey, how about you quit taping shit on your bedroom walls, stop arguing about the supposed talents of an ugly whore posing with bubbles on Rolling Stone and go out and get yourself a summer job, volunteer or take an English class and fucking do something other than being a typical lazy teenage parasite who makes your parents life completely miserable and calls everyone a hater while eating simple carbohydrates and watching VH1?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:25am.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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hitler bit off the roman empire and chuck chaplin, nobody is 100% original.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Actually I am 30. I enjoy being a stay at home mom, used to have a good job as an assistant to a successful financial advisor, but decided staying home was more fun. Gonna have another baby in Sept. Very happy and grateful to be where I am at.
Now seriously my peas need pureeing and my favorite lil' treat is up from his nappy and needs kisses.
Methinks GaGa is happy and greatful too.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:28am.
Submitted by michelleb on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:04am.
I have tickets for ACL this year and can't wait to see King's of Leon.
How can music be off-topic on a music thread? I don't know what ACL is, but sounds like fun. I "discovered" KOL lately after others recommended the band.
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they were spectacular during their aha shake heartbreak era. now they're just meh.but still better than a lot of the crap on radio.
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Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:22am.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:22am.
Listen Angie Candy, you will be well embraced and loved on Perez's site. And creating mutiple accounts an avatars is excepted there too!
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EEG! *muah*
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I thought that was Christina for a split second. This caca woman is not doing anything that has already been done before. YAWN!
Submitted by michelleb on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:04am.
I have tickets for ACL this year and can't wait to see King's of Leon.
How can music be off-topic on a music thread? I don't know what ACL is, but sounds like fun. I "discovered" KOL lately after others recommended the band.
I seriously wish I could live off of 35k-I envy you. Now that I am putting everything into my 401k and the grandkids savings I blow thru 4 times that every year. Seems like it never gets easier.
Kacky is very Creepy. lol
Stoney,
You evil bitch I heart you for having the balls I wish I possessed.
*sits back, enjoys the troll wars*
So, Lady CaCa has "those kind of fans", epic.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:22am.
ssshhh Dahling. You already lost. MK has some very successful followers, and I happen to be one of them. You cannot compete.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:08am.
Tell that drooling, chest-slapping, unibrowed little tardo we hope he enjoys his pea soup.
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Kacky
Six figures, wow....I am impressed.
Desperate.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:21am.
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:10am.
OK, race wars are going on in the Chris Brown post I think I'll stay!
Someones MOM jeans are too tight I see!!!
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I told you to come back because I thought it was over, but...I was mistaken.
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I'm extremely impressed with your grammatical skill given your age. Kudos!
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oh dear god, someone thinks 35k is rich ahahahahhahah thanks for the laughs!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:20am.
It's really unfair of us, when we see someone boxing outside their weight, to crush them just because we can. Unfair, but so much fun!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
OMG Kacky, you should totally send me some pics! I like big tits and ass. No tacky spread shots of yer coochie necessary, Mah Boo has enough of those in his special cabinet.
and since were competeing:) I stay home and my ugly man is so rich... he makes 35K as a cobbler! You know he puts new heels and tips on the shoes of cunts like you.