Wednesday, May 27th 2009
It's Too Early For This Fuckery
Things you shouldn't see while sober: Lady CaCa on the cover of Rolling Stone with queef bubbles floating out of her crotch. Calgon, take her the fuck away already!
If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl......
The only thing that rises when I think of Lady CaCa is my fist, because it wants to punch her in the mouth. And here's a quote from the magazine that might make you to do the same: “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
VIA Jezebel (Thanks Al)
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Who is that? Shes a cutie.
Santo Cachuchas! Over 300 posts and it's not even an open post! Not that I ever participate in them...
Just to add one more post for the heck of it...
LADY CACA SUCKS!
*leaves Dlisted in a hurry*
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I was on a diet for a month and lost 30 days.
That's some scary cover there. Fortunately, I've been turned off of Rolling Stone for some time now thanks to their pandering to the mainstream music industry. They really need to stop kissing Bono's ass already.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
You forgot the wet loogie and dash of neurosis, biotch.
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That's actually pretty cool...I'm always tryna figure out different seasonings for shit...well, I mean soup, but I have a potty mouth:)
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She looks like a fucking blow-up doll in a fried wig.
And she bugs me not because she's ugly and too artificially "quirky," but because she's also totally talentless. I can tolerate a lot of fuckery if the person has talent, but I won't forgive them for being worthless and pretending that we're just too dumb and bourgeous to handle her.
HO_MADE PEA SOUP
scallions
tarragon
thyme
salt& peeper
1 bag frozen peas
1/2&1/2
Saute scallions, add thyme & tarragon. Add peas & 3 cups hot water, boil for 2 min.
remove 1 cup peas, set aside. Puree remainder of mixture in blender with 1/2 &1/2.
return to pan, add peas, s&p to taste, heat as desired.
SUCK IT
man, this shit is still going on??
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...so i drank one/it became four/and when i fell on the floor/i drank more..
-morrissey
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:09pm.
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TEAM KATY PERRY GO AWAY!
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I want to be captain of that team!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
I know MK expects that certain threads will get a lot of hits: Jen v. Angie, Prop 8, peen. But I wonder if he cracks up when, say, the Lady GaGa thread unexpectedly goes off?
*falls asleep on keyboard mumbling what is 401k*
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Great Cover.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:03pm.
EEG: it hurts! how do I make it go down?? LOL
oooooh you might need a clitorectomy. I wonder if they do that under local anaesthetic.
*squints*
Submitted by Basement Baby on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:55am.
When y'all are ready to love one another, come to the House of Dereon...My ten fingers alone aren't strong enough to stud the ruffles on 10,000 high waisted denim skirts...
hahahaha. You might have to wait awhile for relief.
I ♥ on line life resumes.
Especially the financial section.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
christopher walken hearts lady gagas cowbells
only have one name, visited the site for a long time but yes, only created an account a few weeks ago. I usually don't even bother to read the comments but like I said --got caught up today.
and yes it takes some talent to live on 35k... I don't contribute to my a 401K anymore (b/c I'm not employed...duh:), but we do have a SEP for the biz, and I still manage to get a few pennies in my regular IRA...
Snowy,
Depends on what poster you have hanging up!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:05pm.
Fiona Apple makes Lady Gaga look like a talentless hack. I like Gaga when she sings, I just wish she'd shut the fuck up, and stop giving interviews.
Fiona has depth.....she's a fucking goddess.
Gaga is pop that will hopefully fade away fast....but I'm ok with her staying around a little longer if Katy Perry will go away.
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TEAM KATY PERRY GO AWAY!
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My hard clit is showing, help me!
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I ♥ Mah Dlisted Hos. If you need back-up, ya got it!
*pulling hair into bun, taking out earrings, slipping razor blade between teeth, puttind vaseline on my face*
Fiona Apple makes Lady Gaga look like a talentless hack. I like Gaga when she sings, I just wish she'd shut the fuck up, and stop giving interviews.
Fiona has depth.....she's a fucking goddess.
Gaga is pop that will hopefully fade away fast....but I'm ok with her staying around a little longer if Katy Perry will go away.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
*munches popcorn and sips on Holy Watertini*
Hey Migraine:)
(I almost forgot that part - my Holy Watertini is that yummy!)
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EEG: it hurts! how do I make it go down?? LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Submitted by Basement Baby on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:55am.
Look, didn't I already tell you the bejeweled pockets and gold lame socks you ordered from me were on back order?
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Snowy,
hehehe. You have a hard clit. ;)
MIIIIIIIIGRAINE!!!!!!!!
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAMA!!!!!!!!
ALL TEH HO'S*!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s and glitter farts!!!
*denotes exclusion of trolls & cunties from shout out.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Stoney!
That warmed my cold, dead heart!
WHADDUP SALLY!
.....still waiting on mah ho-made peas!~my clit gets hard when I'm HONGREY!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
*throws fistful of mushy booger pea soup at migraine*
Oh HAI!!!!
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:58am.
No! Jump in and join the beat down, you know you wanna.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
I wouldn't mind this bitch if she simply put out her silly pop songs, cashed her checks and called it a day. It's this whole contrived persona that she trys to portray, which is straight out of 'how to be avant garde for dummies' that's annoying people to death.
I know all of ya'll are administering a cyber-beating, but can't a Mom-Jeans wearing ho get a shout-out for eff's sake???
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
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Weren't you going to go give your kid kisses and slop him? Wouldn't want that "ho-made" soup going to waste.
MA! Where mah peas at?!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:50am.
I told you to stop coming here during gym class but you wouldn't listen so now I'm going to your homeroom teacher and you will be put in detention!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Angie C-you were on the debate team weren't you dear? That hard logic and clear, brilliant thinking is really impressive.
When y'all are ready to love one another, come to the House of Dereon...My ten fingers alone aren't strong enough to stud the ruffles on 10,000 high waisted denim skirts...
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Stoney,
Yup. Bet the poor kid is wondering why his peas aren't pureed yet.
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:50am.
So what's your point? You were a cunt in highschool?
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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:50am.
Well, you're right about that, I gave up pretending to be humble a long time ago.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by Crash_Override on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:40am.
Stop that! Let us fight for a few more pages before you come in here, shutting it down with logic!
That shit burns!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Angie C, you established your account 4 weeks ago honey not 4 years ago. How many names do you actually have here?
Uh oh!!!!! Mama done flipped her bitch switch!!!
ROTFLMAO
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Submitted by Candy Lynn on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:40am.
ARE YOU STILL HERE? GET A LIFE!
Damn and thought I was OTT with being an Xtinaloonie.
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
EastEndGirl on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:47am
I didn't want to go there BUT....
The Skeletal Anonymous Celeb and their combative, ignorant patterns of skank taint seem to be genetically linked some how.....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Girls clitorises get hard too science whiz. anyways I'm not tryin' to fight with you catty bitches. Being no #1 cunty poster who brags on the internet about how she's rich and successful isn't really what I was goin for... Just been a fan of DListed for a couple of years and got caught up throwin' in my two cents.
You cunts just brought the cunt out in me. Its like being in high school again.
Kacky yer a bitter ol bitch. I would rather live poor and be happy than spend my day talking about how fucking cool I am on the INTERNET. MK can be a bitch but he is humble too. Kacky hearts GAGA 4ever
Wait people are fighting? And it has NOTHING to do with me? Wow. Just wow.
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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! Did yall see this brilliance charles posted in the other thread?!?
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:42am.
CHARLES MANSON
I WROTE A FUCKING SONG. ITS CALLED ALL GODS BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS
OH THE BABY BUFFALO NEXT TO MOMMA
OH THE LITTLE SPRING CHICK THATS
AS YELLOW AS THE MAJIC MARKER
IT JUST GOT DONE SNIFFING
OH THE TURTLE SITTING ON A LOG
THAT THE ALLIGATOR IS SWIMMING AROUND
OH THE HUMMBIRD I THOUGHT WAS A FYING ROACH
IF ALL THESE THINGS COULD ALWAYS BE AROUND
MABY WE WOULDNT HAVE HALF THE PROBLEMS
IN THE WORLD.
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Wow-I was called a shriveled hag! I think I might be insulted-wait, no, that's just gas. (deep cleansing breath in, let it out slowly) Think about it hon I am 47 which might as well be 50, opinionated and definitely not shy. Shriveled and hag are what my friends call me on a good day :).