Wednesday, May 27th 2009
It's Too Early For This Fuckery
Things you shouldn't see while sober: Lady CaCa on the cover of Rolling Stone with queef bubbles floating out of her crotch. Calgon, take her the fuck away already!
If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl......
The only thing that rises when I think of Lady CaCa is my fist, because it wants to punch her in the mouth. And here's a quote from the magazine that might make you to do the same: “I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
VIA Jezebel (Thanks Al)
Submitted by kyk on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:40pm.
Ooooo, good catch. BTW, your avi. is awesome!
Nancy Spungen.
Submitted by kacky on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:08pm.
PS sighhhhh Panty pudding is dessert, girls. plus it would only curdle the stew.
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So true!
We're gonna need more jizz.
PS. Dee Snider lol
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i cant tell you how much i detest this piss of shit! whish she would fuck off!!!
I can't stand this woman. Talentless waste of space, piss off!
“I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
ROFL
That's why you pose nude on the front cover of Rolling Stone (obviouswaytogarnerattention), bleach your hair, cake on tons of makeup, and got plastic surgery to conform to an aesthetic! Right? Right?!
Yeah, you're TOTALLY not trying to fit that mold or be conventionally perfect. I soooo believe you!
Keep saying that while you're still just a plastic surgery away from looking just like everyone else.
I love the way she says this like she's trying to sound like a positive role model to girls, and how she gives herself soo much credit for being unique.
Bitch, you crossed the line that has been crossed so many times by your peer "perfect little pop singers": You act like a pretentious twit, you attack your competition, and you wear "edgy" costumes that barely cover your lady bits. I'm so sick of these entitled popstar twats constantly fooling themselves that they defy social construction with their "avant garde" fashion sense enough to compromise for the sake of their precious image by selling sex in the most blatant and commercial way possible.
Fuck that.
Rotten peach of scrotum
"If Bette Midler circa 1978 and a special needs bull dog mated at Chernobyl......"
omfg that is the funniest thing in a while FUCK!
Okay, she's got a decent album...but I wanna see where she'll be when album 2 or 3 comes out...
Prove your shit.
"I don’t feel like I look like the other perfect little pop singers. I think I’m changing what people think is sexy.”
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Sexy?! Sexy my &*#^%&*#^%!
ok MK is right, it makes me want to punch her mouth. No you are far from sexy trust me, Caca.
lady gaga is quite possibly the most disturbing being i have ever laid eyes on. she looks like an old grandma that just has a nice body. her face is hideously unattractive. she looks like christina aguilera on crack. that disgusting fucking bitch.
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my BUTTER face.
*projectile vomits*
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Kristeen Young did the bubble dress very beautifully, tactfully, and BEFORE Lady Whatever on the 2007 Morrissey tour.
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc86/mozkeeper/KY/KRISTEENYOUNG1.jpg
She does sort of resemble Theda Bara a bit
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000847/bio
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Is it just me or does she not look like a marginally softer version of the crazy diesel dyke from "Sudden Impact"?
Bernadette Peters? Bette Midler? Am I the only one that sees Dee Synder?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Man...we really *are* stuck with her for the next 25 years, aren't we? Vadge is starting to look good again.
Who is this wretched can and why do we hear about her all the time?
I hate this bitch, hate her, hate her, hate her. She so needs to go the fuck away and never ever come back. Actually she needs to just die.
I'VE MET HER. SHE'S MY USED CLOROX TOILET WAND.
Good God! I've been gone for over 2 hours running errands and doing taebo just to see that angiec is still desperately trying to justify herself. Someone please throw that tired ole thing a bone so she'll stfu.
Submitted by mellen on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:19pm.
I thought that was Christina Agulera! lol.
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Same here. I regularly get the two confused with the bleached out hair/too much make-up thing. But Christina is passably attractive...
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:32pm.
Hi romai actually yes you got the joke. Ho made homemade, unlike some people I don't take myself too seriously.
And just as the lovely, multi-tasking money-makin' mother Kacky who -apparently runs this shit- pointed out before most mothers are capable of doing more than one thing at a time.
so me and my unibrowed little dude are jammin to some kidz bop, foldin' laundry, and thinkin of ways to piss you catty bitches off some more.
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Yes, I'm so sure that was a joke.
Kacky is right, we can do more than one thing at a time, but YOU are the one who was insisting we should be working or taking care of our kids or whatever else we had to do rather than wasting our time on here. You made a point of saying so, yet here you are. Doesn't make much sense, does it?
Honey, trust, you aren't pissing any of us off. If your panties get wet at the thought, well think it all you like. None - okay, most, I can't speak for the Dlisters I don't know - take this shit that seriously no matter what we might say or how you might take it.
And you really must have no life if you have nothing better to do than sit around and try to annoy people you don't know. But then we knew that already.
oh my! I keep waiting to see a picture of her that is somewhat normal or attractive. Why don't they ever photoshop her face?
Actually, we just deceided, in honor of our little adventure on dlisted today, to put some lady gaga on pandora and see what kind of unoriginal pop it regurgitates
Hi romai actually yes you got the joke. Ho made homemade, unlike some people I don't take myself too seriously.
And just as the lovely, multi-tasking money-makin' mother Kacky who -apparently runs this shit- pointed out before most mothers are capable of doing more than one thing at a time.
so me and my unibrowed little dude are jammin to some kidz bop, foldin' laundry, and thinkin of ways to piss you catty bitches off some more.
I am going to make a Panty puddin mold of CaCa's no- no place. I'm sure shes shaved, but I'm going to put some white chocolate shavings to make it sort of Spencer Pratt-ish.
My baby daddy gonna luv it when he gets home to sum CaCa puddin!
I thought that was Christina Agulera! lol.
M.E. on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:04pm.
LMAO@ Stoney's recipe! HAAHH!
WIll it be served in sock slots or tennis cans?
- It shall be served in the FUCK IT-BUCKET WITH A SIDE OF SLUT STACKS!!!
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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:22pm.
HO_MADE PEA SOUP
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Again, weren't you going to spend time with your kid? After whining that we all spend too much time ignoring our duties, surely you have better things to do than to continue arguing with us.
And do you really think we're making fun of your "ho-made" soup post because we believe you can't make it? Anyone can pull a recipe off the internet and throw shit in a pot, it doesn't make you special. Read your post again stupid. It's not "ho-made" it's home made, as in made at home. Although in your case, it probably is made by a ho, so ho-made works.
Don't bitch at me, you called yourself that.
I've met some dumb motherfuckers on this site but geez. This poster, based on all her comments thus far, is a special brand of stupid. Likely a teenage brand of stupid.
To be fair, any pimp could haul in 200K a year. I think that what makes me feel smug about it, is what we had to overcome to get here. So, yeah, I do feel superior to the ho on the Metro, because I know that used to be me, except that she will always be there. Unlike Kelly Bensimone, I really AM up here, along with certain MK regulars.
PS sighhhhh Panty pudding is dessert, girls. plus it would only curdle the stew.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Oh tennis cans!!! Perfect!!! LOL!!
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LMAO@ Stoney's recipe! HAAHH!
WIll it be served in sock slots or tennis cans?
This sucker has taken on a life of it's own. Luvvvvvin' it!
that attitude ruins it all!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
LMAO @ the recipie stoney!
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
I like to set aside some cheeto crumbles for garnish! It just adds that extra je ne sais quois!
Oh yeah one gallon panty pudding.
It's the liquid part.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:48pm.
Dlisted Stew:
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What? No panty pudding?
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Dlisted Stew:
One pound chicken cutlets marinated in bug spray
Six cups crumbled cheetoes
Dash of butthole bleach
4 ts of mom jeans shavings
Sprinkle of Stains drool
Squirt of jizz from random hooker
All mixed together and microwaved for two hours for maximum consistency.
Serve warm inside old plastic breast implant for best results.
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What
The
Fuck
I prefer pee soup
I know Carrot enjoys a steaming bowl of poo soup once a week at least
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"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
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Wow this thread blew up didn't it? Is there really 7 pages of comments about Lady Caca? That's an amazing waste of time!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
It is not authentically ho-made until you substitute the half and half for cream of sumyunguy.
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Submitted by angie c on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:22pm.
HO_MADE PEA SOUP
SUCK IT
See? That was kinda funny.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:27pm.
*kicks the Campbell's Pea Soup can at the loon*
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LOL! That's ok - I'ma try it anyway:)
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Stoney on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 12:25pm
At least she remembered to delete the headers and what not from the copy and paste from recipes.com...
*kicks the Campbell's Pea Soup can at the loon*
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