Wednesday, May 27th 2009

Is Josh Steppin' Out On Diane?

Josh Brolin is one of those dudes that I always forget is an authentic and pure asshole. When I look at pictures of him the word "fucktard" doesn't immediately jump out at me, but every now and again I'm reminded of his assholian ways. Like the time he allegedly got physical (and not in the Olivia Newton-John way) with Diane Lane. This was back in 2004 and Josh was arrested for domestic battery. Diane later dropped the charges and said it was all a misunderstanding. Well, Josh might be at it again. InTouch says that Josh was caught getting intimate with a woman who isn't his wife.

On May 21st, Josh and some local broad named Melissa Green were partying at New Orlean's Royal Street Inn. Josh is currently filming Jonah Hex down there. A witness-type said that after they finished boozing, Josh took Melissa to the movie's set at 11:35 pm. They stuck around there for several hours and left together at 7:23 am. The witness added, “Josh looked like he hadn’t slept at all. She was wearing the same outfit as the night before and looked embarrassed.

InTouch offers up that picture on the left as PROOF! Yeah, I believe it. Although, it doesn't look like he's having an affair with a woman. It looks like he's having an affair with a giant pole. He's looking at it like he can't wait to caress and embrace it.

Would Josh really cheat on Cherry Valance?! Didn't he learn anything from Unfaithful? Cheating only leads to you getting hit over the head with a snow globe, rolled into a rug and stuffed into the truck of a car. Your body will spend the rest of eternity in front of a traffic light.

Posted by: Michael K


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madam ex's picture

She is actually one of the most beautiful women in Hollywierd today, he's a total scumbag for hitting her and cheating on her. Allegedly of course :p

Yum Cherry Valance, wow sometimes MK you take me way, way, way back, back into time. :)

chica robotica's picture

"Your body will spend the rest of eternity in front of a traffic light."

LOL! But I did love that movie.

stake_spike's picture

You know I can never tell if he's an asshole. Part of me thinks he's a little like Penn (or his character in Nightwatch) but another part of me thinks he ain't so bad.

Although he is an IDIOT for cheating on Diane Lane.

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It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor, fat or thin...women that stay in abusive relationships all have on thing in common. They're caught in the Cycle of Violence that defines these couples. Lenore Walker wrote a ground breaking book on the subject. First there's the buildup of tension, then the explosion then the honeymoon phase where the abuser is all sorry. This phase actually gets shorter and shorter as time goes on and the longer you stay the more the violence escalates.

Usually it takes the woman many tries before she actually leaves the creep. It seems abusive behavior and cheating go hand in hand.

Hopefully she'll leave sooner rather then later. Many women find they've wasted a good part of their lives with abusive men, giving away their youth and best years. It's so sad.

paris herpes's picture

Since Josh and Russell Crowe sorta look alike I assumed that Josh was an asshole because of this, aside from the whole cheating thing. He really needs to at least try and cover his tracks a little better...otherwise just divorce Diane Lane already!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

putas's picture

PSL- good for you! I used to end things sort of abruptly (well, seemingly for the guy I dumped) if something shifted and seemed dicey. Ha! But yeah.. we're all connected to the matrix man (inhales..:) and that means we all can tune in to that stuff.

My mom is dating again after her divorce and she has been emailing me some photos. For fun I would just write a paragraph or two about him (like: he's outgoing./cheerful but after a bit will have extreme moods, not dangerous but sudden mood swings.. or 'he likes to plan nothing..and talks to every stranger possible when he is out and about..' shit like that. She said it's been accurate so far and she got freaked out. Hilarious. My aunts read tea leaves back in the old country so what the hell. LOL. I won't be doing that though."P

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And I forgot to add.. his dad I have always thought was so handsome and together.. Brolin is nothing like his dad. Besides starring in the amazing 'Hotel' series (ha!) his dad seems a lot more mellow. I wonder how James Brolin deals with being married to that high maintenance shrike (yes, talented but so OTT princessy) Babs Streisand.

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here here putas! good job! I am quite in tune to energy too....my guy now has not raised one red flag so far, and it thrills me beyond belief.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.

putas's picture

He's a pretty good actor (I just saw 'Bush', he was great) but honestly.. actresses should know how insane/narcissistic actors are. Steer the fuck clear!

Lane was married to the hot piece Christopher Lambert (well, he was hot in Greystoke!) and I like her. I love that she hasn't fucked with her face like her peers and she doesn't have skin so taut that she looks like she's always doing a handstand.

Anyway, PSL you are so damned right on about the esteem thing. You let someone treat you like crap (and take the lazy easy way out) why should they stop?

I dated an abusive dick once (first relationship, I was sooo young) but am glad- I got out fast, unharmed and my dick-dar is unparalleled. I sniff out abusive/cheaters better than most. It's freaky but even friends trot new prospects by me for my impressions. And I don't judge based on looks/clothes (my friend was dating a scary looking metal head for a long time, most people would balk at him) but I liked him right away. He had good energy. I guess I take advantage of just knowing that stuff. Most people do I think but ignore their instincts and that's where they go wrong.

Every time I see this asshole on a talk show, i.e., Leno or Letterman, he comes across as a snotty smart ass. He has no personal relevance whatsoever and I wonder why a class act like Diane Lane sees in him. Huge dick maybe?

Whatever's picture

This guy is a real douche.

gia's picture

Just because I made up a scenario doesnt mean I am excusing him...He is wrong no matter what, sorry if I made it sound otherwise.

Oh Gia, to excuse him because he's away from home and it's offered to him?? Noooo, he could've at least picked someone with a better hairdo! Although the foto isn't clear, the hairdo looks lame.

gia's picture

I am sure it has very little to do with Diane...Maybe she is a little boring...but I am sure its mostly because it's being offered to him...far be it for him to refuse... He is away from home shooting a movie, feeling a little lonely & he goes on the town, maybe not even expecting to hang out with anyone & he gets drunk & maybe high with some cute locals & next thing you know he is getting a bj & its too late to stop now, so he goes with it...its really too bad he cant refuse since he has a wife at home.

Stock Broker's picture

Worst kept secret in Hollywood is that Josh Brolin is a wife beater. Dude has serious anger management issues.

Diane Lane should dump this jerk wad's ass.

Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:45am.

You just need to catch Matt Lauer when he's on a marital break. Like each two years.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:39am.
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:36am.

Matt Striker? You HWORE!
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 9:51am.
His best work was as James Hickock on the "Young Riders". Damn I loved that show and it was full of eye candy -- Brolin, Ty Miller, Stephen Baldwin (before he got ugly) . . .
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Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:36am.

Matt Striker? You HWORE!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:25am.
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:20am.

hahahaha. *dusting off hands*
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xerquina's picture

Ugh! why do fug guys cheat on their smoking hot wives?!
this is like a bad(very bad) judd apatow movie.

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Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:20am.

hahahaha. *dusting off hands*

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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:18am.
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:15am.
During the Oscars, it was pretty apparent that Diane wasn't thrilled. She had a pissed off look on her face. She should dump this loser and date Matt Dillon.

ITA except she should date ME.
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Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:15am.
During the Oscars, it was pretty apparent that Diane wasn't thrilled. She had a pissed off look on her face. She should dump this loser and date Matt Dillon.

ITA except she should date ME.

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Submitted by sparkle586 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:10am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:06am.
Seriously. If woman like Diane Lane, Halle Berry and Uma Thurman can't keep a man the rest of us are f'ed.
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just goes to show you that beauty isn't everything. If you aren't smart and secure with yourself, you won't keep anyone.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.

Actually back in 2004 they were both drinking heavily which i think is more his problem than hers. As beautiful as she is i'd want to stay as sober as possible to scheme up different ways to keep her in my bedroom!

Reeter's picture

During the Oscars, it was pretty apparent that Diane wasn't thrilled. She had a pissed off look on her face. She should dump this loser and date Matt Dillon.

justice's picture

but he was in the Goonies!

The vast majority of men like to have one woman and ideally another on the side. Unfortunately for them, they have to pretend otherwise and go against their nature. Any man that tells you otherwise is telling you what you want to hear.

Josh is clearly part of the vast majority.

--thanks awfully--

bitchette's picture

i don't think its an issue of them not being able to keep a man.
there are plenty of ugly ass women who have faithful loving men.
i think a lot of those women you mentioned have their own insecurity issues and let their men get away with bullshit- abuse, verbal and physical, and cheating, who knows what else. but when you let a guy get away with that shit they lose respect for you and treat you like you let them.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 10:06am.
Seriously. If woman like Diane Lane, Halle Berry and Uma Thurman can't keep a man the rest of us are f'ed.

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Add Vanessa Williams to that list. Then again, Halle Berry is a fucking insecure whack job so I get why she cant keep one.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Seriously. If woman like Diane Lane, Halle Berry and Uma Thurman can't keep a man the rest of us are f'ed.

And Brolin's best work was actually Goonies. I think he is a good actor but it sucks if this is true.

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BargainBasement: IMDb says he dated Minnie Driver for 3 years but dint mention Tori. His IMDb profile also has this telling line: "In 2004, he married actress Diane Lane, and as of now are still together."

His best work was as James Hickock on the "Young Riders". Damn I loved that show and it was full of eye candy -- Brolin, Ty Miller, Stephen Baldwin (before he got ugly) . . . .

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why do these men cheat on the most gorgeous woman ?

Hey everybody! morning!!
Kdraco! how was your vacay! what did you bring me? :P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

Ahhhhh! That's where I always stay down there, wish the name hadn't been brought up. Anyways, that's actually R Bar, which is the offical place and that definitely is it, looking through the front door. The Inn is upstairs and it's just a couple of room you can rent. You would all hate it.

And didn't he used to date Tori Spelling and abuse her, too? Or am I mixing him up with some other jerk?

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I really don't have anything snarky to say; if Josh is hitting Diane, I hope she runs like hell. Nobody deserves that shit.

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kdracofan's picture

Diane is so beautiful - he looks like an 'asswhipe

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Provolone: "obviously diane lane makes shitty sandwiches otherwise josh wouldnt be on the prowl"

Well, it's true that one sure way to make a man happy is to make him a really good sandwich. Maybe that's why my SIL is still single. Her sandwiches are two pieces of bread with ONE piece of ham in between. I'm bragging,but my sandwiches are fucking ART. Lots of meat and cheese and toppings. And I use good bread, too. Depending on what the filling is. Mr. Hekki loves those Portuguese rolls.

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Submitted by snippy on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:39am.
Cherry Valance was just a warm-up for the role of a lifetime: Ellen Aim!

She's way too terrific to put up with a bad husband.
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Okay, first of all...I love "Streets of Fire"...so glad you referenced it. Great movie!

Second, I love the way Diane Lane and Josh Brolin look together...they are the most beautiful couple in Hollywood (NOT you-know-who)...BUT that is no reason to stay with an abusive cheater. NO REASON.

guest's picture

like diane needs this drama.

little turtle's picture

Well with him and Sean Penn,the set of Milk was really the reunion of upstanding husbands of the year.Wright Penn and Lane should definitely go on a trip together and go cougar all the way.
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Run Diane, Run!!!!!!!!

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Provolone's picture

obviously diane lane makes shitty sandwiches otherwise josh wouldnt be on the prowl

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With all the hot men and women in this world who would kill a bitch to score someone like Diane, she picks this LOSER for a husband?!

I swear, I don't understand stuff like this. Sure, I regret fucking or even dating one or two bitches in my life, but spending YEARS together with a complete shitheel? Especially when you're hot/famous/talented/rich like her?
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madam s.'s picture

She is so classically beautiful, but I guess she doesn't necessarily have self-respect. If this is true, hopefully she'll walk away and not look back.

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Submitted by Candy on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:44am.
I don't understand why these young girls whore out there bodies. What do they think they're going to get? Do they really believe that they will be the one to coax a man into leaving his wife, especially these small town whores.

CHARLES MANSON
THEY WILL GET VERY FUCKING LITTLE IF THEY DO THAT. IM NOT FUCKING SAYING A CHICK SHOULDNT BE KIND OF OUTGOING AND FUN BUT TO GO OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY TO CHAT UP ANOTHER DUDE IF YOU ARE MARRIED IS VERY INAPPROPRIATE. A MARRIED DUDE OR CHICK SHOULD PROBABLY STEAR CLEAR OF OVERT ONGOING CONVERSATIONS WITH OTHERS THAT COULD POSSIBLE BE CONSTRUED AS INTERESTS.

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@ Sheeps

Yep. I hate Ted C. blind items. It's like reading a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book.

I agree with everyone else, the assholeness just radiates off Josh. Diane can do better.