Lily Allen Has No Love For Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle has charmed millions, but not Lily Allen. When Susan sings, Lily does not feel the warm embrace of a thousand fluffy kittens. Or maybe she really does and she's just lying about it, because Susan gives her greeeen eyeeeees.
Over on her Twitter, Lily commented on Susan Boyle's take on "Memory" from Britain's Got Talent the other night. Lily wrote, "Susan Boyle is so overrated. Je suis overrated aussi." Lily went on, "Listen, I'm allowed to have an opinion. I thought her timing was off. No control, and I don't think she has an amazing voice. Yes, she can sing, but it's not about talent with her is it? She seems like a lovely lady but if it's about talent, that Shaheen kid should win." When someone called her out for the "talent" remark, Lily responded, "I have never in my life claimed to be talented. I do work hard at writing songs and putting on entertaining concerts though."
Uh oh. Lily has gone and done it now! Lily better sleep with a water gun under her bed, because the cats of the world will get her for dissing their QUEEN! I hope Lily likes cat piss in her vodka and hairballs in her panties.
And just for cacas, I decided to play a game I call "Mom Famous." I called my mom to see if she knew Susan Boyle and/or Lily Allen by name. Because my mom really only knows Madonna and The Pope by name. So I asked her if she knew who Susan Boyle was. She responded, "That British lady with teddy bear hair who sings opera?" Exactly. Then I asked her if she knew Lily Allen. She responded, "That rapper on Dancing with the Stars?" Huh?! So I said, "No. That's Lil' Kim." And she said, "Oh, yeah! LILY KIM. She has ugly boobs, but I like her." LILY KIM?! That actually makes sense since Lil' Kim does have the face of an Asian woman. Anyway, score one for The Boyle!
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Lilly Allen, you are jealous that Susan Boyle has a better voice and is far more attractive.
Stupid Girl
I'm not talkin' about the kind of clothes she wears
Look at that stupid girl
I'm not talkin' about the way she combs her hair
Look at that stupid girl
The way she powders her nose
Her vanity shows and it shows
She's the worst thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl
I'm not talkin' about the way she digs for gold
Look at that stupid girl
Well, I'm a-talkin' about the way she grabs and holds
Look at that stupid girl
The way she talks about someone else
That she don't even know herself
She's the sickest thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl
Well, I'm sick and tired and I really have my doubts
I've tried and tried but it never really works out
Like a lady-in-waiting to a virgin queen
Look at that stupid girl
She bitches about things that she's never seen
Look at that stupid girl
It doesn't matter if she dyes her hair
Or the colors of the shoes she wears
She's the worst thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl
Like a lady-in-waiting to a virgin queen
Look at that stupid girl
She bitches about things that she's never seen
Look at that stupid girl
She purrs like a pussycat
Then she turns around and hisses back
She's the sickest thing in this world
Look at that stupid girl
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Submitted by Tyroan on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:39pm.
Lily Allen is a treasure!
Indeed. Because the one the one thing the UK lacks is people getting good jobs because of their parents. The Queen got her job on merit and so should this abandoned daughter of a second rate comic whose ability to sing off key with mildly rebellious lyrics just about shows what’s gone wrong with the world of entertainment.
Susan Bolye may be a gimmick, bur she’s a real person not a Barbie doll and she can sing. The most recent outing was a bit bollocks but have a look at the original ‘ I dreamed a dream’song.
Fuck off Lily Allen and. On behalf of all British people take you and Peaches and Pixie Geldof and all the others’ riding on the 80s success of their parents’ arseholes with you. Thanks awfully.
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Lily Allen is a treasure!
One gets the impression Lil' Allen is somewhat threatened by Ms. Boyle's humility, talent and grace--the three things she lacks.
Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:36pm.
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Cool...I was pissed when she lost to Teyona...WTF?! I really started to hate Teyona's attitude & her hideous smile. Really, she only looked decent in the pics where she wasnt smiling.
Tyra just wanted to bring another ugly alien face like herself on board.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 11:35am.
I am by no means a fan of Susan Boyle, but Lily Allen really needs to STFU...How can she not realize she sounds ignorant 99% of the time? She can be famous without talent then why not someone else?
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Entertaining concerts? You mean the concerts of her just standing at the front trying to copy Winehouse's crack shimmy? I'd hardly call that entertaining or a show, considering she sounds shit live. Just hold up a picture and play the cd, you'll save some cash.
I don't like Susan Boyle but I find myself hating Lily just a little bit more everyday. I never noticed she has a piggy Posh nose.
she shouldn't be hating because i don't think susan boyle will keep people from buying lily's music...
she should keep her mouth shut because no one cares what she thinks about susan boyle! and susan boyle's 15 minutes of fame will be over just too soon
Oh my god, I can't wait to play "mom famous"
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uhm...she said in french that she is overrated also.
hmm...alright? I wonder if she meant to type that?
"Je suis overrated aussi." = I am overrated also!
although overrated is an english word she just stuck in there...I'm prob repeating this but I don't want to look through everything!
I am by no means a fan of Susan Boyle, but Lily Allen really needs to STFU...How can she not realize she sounds ignorant 99% of the time? She can be famous without talent then why not someone else?
Sure she is overrated but so is Lily Allen. The only way Lily keeps herself in the press is to diss other people. Not by writing/singing.
Who gives a shit what LIly Allen says, she's an asshole. Susan Boyle is the queen of the universe!
Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 8:12am.
Lily is just upset because she bears more than a passing resemblance to Boyle.
I beg to differ, Sensimina. Lily looks more like the cartton character, Huckleberry Hound, with that dog nose and droopy eyes.
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I think I'd have a heart attack if Lily was asked about someone, and she DIDN'T slag 'em.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Subo is famous for her singing, Lily Allen is famous for passing out drunk, pissing her pants and slagging off those with talent, oh and gettin press for it.
TEAM LILY!
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Britih TV shows repeat the same gags over and over and over and over. They have one idea and then repeat it a billionty times. This Susuan hag is just a repeat of what they did with that fat fugly piece of crap from a few years ago... the opera guy. Its the same fucking gag. Susan Boyle needs to go suck a dick. So tired of her.
Lilly is horrible at giving her oppinion, but I usually get what she's saying through the bitchery and agree with her. Susan Boyle can sing, but she is not an artist.
Susan Boyle DOES have teddy bear hair! Your mom is a genius, MK. You inherited it, eh?
Sorry, but I'm Team Lily on this one. Susan Boyle annoys me something awful. That whole thing was totally totally fake and staged. Makes me want to puke.
And Lily Allen should shut her yap about some things, but she does some catchy music.
who cares? she's an idiot.
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I'm not sure what the hell is with Lily Allen. She had one good song that I got for free on itunes and she fucking thinks she's the queen of music.
She's an obnoxious whore...wake up Lily, your 15 minutes were up years ago. zzzzzzzzzzz
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Well Lily Allen Is A Fugly Cow Who Doesn't Sing, But Talks In Songs... =Annoying Twat. I don't see how she has have an opinion as she doesn't even sing she talks and it comes out in mumbles! Speaking as a Brit I can say Lily Allen is utter bollocks! Both musically & every other way ever.
And just for cacas, I decided to play a game I call "Mom Famous." I called my mom to see if she knew Susan Boyle and/or Lily Allen by name.
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O Lily. I like you. Stop talking.
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Lily is just upset because she bears more than a passing resemblance to Boyle.
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Lily’s just in a foul mood cuz Danielle Lloyd took her drunken stupor crown.
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You're trying way too hard.
Lilly don't like nobody is what the caption should say.
We get it: you hate the world but instead of coming off cool and edgy you come off as an insufferable twat.
Piggy snout Lilly has a career because of her daddy's money. Shaddup, piggy.
luckycharms you're right, it is a top priority! i think if you adopt an animal (even in this recession) you need to take full responsibility (sorry not spell checking that.. too early lol) for the animal. its only fair to them :)
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
I am not sure if someone mentioned this in the last 3 pages..and I apologize if I am repeating this..but...
Lily says," Je suis overrated aussi."
Which is french for "I am overrated also" ( Though her use of an English word ( overrated) in a supposed French sentence just shows how dumb she is).
Lily Allen is overrated.
And I can never understand anything she sings..
my 12 year old seems to like her, but my 16 year old doesn't.
Submitted by kellz619 on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:44am.
the importance of fixing our cats aside....which i agree with is verrry important... this is about susan boyle....I also agree with Lily...(which by the way she did say that she didnt believe that she had any talent herself)..The susan boyle train is just wayyyyyyyyy too long. The woman is tallented dont get me wrong...but there are other contestants that are just as talented if not more. It was truley amazing when we heard that voice come out of that character...yes. but now Ive had enough..lets move on..besides in her make over they made her top teeth way too white... makes her bottom teeth look brown now..ewwwww
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MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY. YOU CAN FIND A FUCKING TON OF PEOPLE TO SING LIKE THAT. SHIT ALMOST CAN ALTHOUGH I DOUBT ANYONE WOULD WANT TO SEE MY LONG HAIRED BEARED ASS UP THERE SHAKING AROUND. THEY'RE A LOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT THEN SUSAN BOYLE. LIKE THE DEVIN COMING OUT OF THE MOON AND JESUS WALKING ON MY ARM CHAIR.
Overrated? Hello Pot, meet kettle
the importance of fixing our cats aside....which i agree with is verrry important... this is about susan boyle....I also agree with Lily...(which by the way she did say that she didnt believe that she had any talent herself)..The susan boyle train is just wayyyyyyyyy too long. The woman is tallented dont get me wrong...but there are other contestants that are just as talented if not more. It was truley amazing when we heard that voice come out of that character...yes. but now Ive had enough..lets move on..besides in her make over they made her top teeth way too white... makes her bottom teeth look brown now..ewwwww
I'd like to see Susan w/KH8 G's hair.. can someone make that happen? K, thanks.
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Submitted by KT on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 6:16am.
CHARLES MANSON
I AGREE WITH YOU AND THANKS FOR THE MESSAGE. ITS CRITICAL ESPECIALLY WITH A CAT THEY BE SPAYED OR NEUTERED. EXCUSE MY SPELLING. IT AINT FUNCTIONING NOW. I KNOW IN THESE FUCKING TUFF ECONOMIC TIMES SCROUNGING UP A 100 BUCKS OR SO MAY SEEM LIKE A TALL ORDER TO SOME. BUT IT IS A TOP FUCKING PRIORITY. CALL AROUND TO VETS AND YOUR ANIMAL SHELTERS AND THERES A GOOD CHANCE YOU FIND SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR FREE.
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luckycharms - i think euthanizing is a humane way of "putting animals to sleep" much more humane than gassing. it just breaks my heart that so many loving, adoptable animals are put to sleep every year because people don't fix their pets. there are so many low cost or no cost spay/neutering clinics around, all people have to do is look them up. when i adopted my dog in 2002 and my cat in 2008, they were both spayed when i got them. a lot of adoption agencies or shelters will fix animals that are up for adoption so its already taken care of for the new owners and i think thats great if it can be done. i came across a video on youtube called "in hope, an animal shelter story" and it brought me to tears.. really makes you realize how much of a problem the pet overpopulation crisis is in the united states.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
CHARLES MANSON
IF YOU TAKE THE FUCKING TIME TO REALLY LOOK AT THEM SIDE BY SIDE, SUSAN IS A LOT MORE ATTRACTIVE. SUSAN MAY HAVE SOME EXTRA POUNDS BUT HER FACIAL FEATURES ARE A LOT MORE ATTRACTIVE THEN PIG NOSED LILLY.
susan boyle reminds me of the cat from "bagpuss". but enough compliments. she sang like a robot on "britain's got talent" this week. lily allen doesn't actually sing at all, does she?
Hey, she's allowed her own opinion and I agree. She also said that Shaheen is better, which I also agree with.
Submitted by KT on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 5:26am.
i love it when MK talks about his mom haha
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
CHARLES MANSON
IVE NEVER HAD A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE THOUGHT OF CATS AND DOGS GETTING EUTHANIZED. ITS A REALTIVELY IF NOT COMPLETELY PAINLESS PROCDURE AND THEYRE PROBABLY A LOT BETTER OFF THAT WAY THEN CRAMPED UP IN SOME CAGE FOR LORD KNOWS HOW FUCKING LONG. BUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE ON A FUCKING CAT OR DOG IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU GET THEM SPAYED OR NEUTERED SO YOU DONT CONTRIBUTE TO THE OVERPOPULATION. IT COSTS ABOUT 100 TO 200 HUNDREND DOLLARS TO GET A CAT OR DOG FIXED AND MANY TIMES A VET OR THE SPCA WILL DO IT FOR FREE. ITS MONEY WELL WORTH FUCKING SPENT BECAUSE IF YOUR CAT GETS KNOCKED UP AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAKE THOSE KITTENS TO THE POUND THAT WILL PROBABLY WEIGHT HEAVILY ON YOUR MIND FOR A WHILE.
i love it when MK talks about his mom haha
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
CHARLES MANSON
LILLY ALLEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. IM SURE SUSAN COULD SKATE CIRCLES AROUND YOU. THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE POPULAR IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RICH AND POWERFUL FATHER. SO JUST SHUT IT. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR ASS OR YOUR FUCKING TALENT. ITS NOT LIKE YOU ARE A PAUL MC CARTNEY OR JIMMY PAGE OR ANDREW LLOYD WEBER. PLEASE BITCH.
MK i positively second your mom. That Lily Whatshername in an irrelevant nobody. Her music is possibly the most irrelrevant shit i've ever heard and 2.5 seconds later completely forgot what i just heard ... if i even recall listening.
theory: she buys media attention with her dads money - why else would anybody be interested in noticing that she exists?
LMFAO @ "teddy bear hair"
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I don't like Susan Boyle. I had a nightmare about her chasing me through a warehouse. It was super creepy. She kept pointing her finger at me and running at me with this horrible smile on her face. I think she is the devil.
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