Adriana Lima Is Knocked Up

World famous panty model Adriana Lima and her basketball-playing husband Marko Jaric are expecting their first baby friend together. Adriana, who once claimed she was saving her vagina for marriage, is due this winter. Adriana and Marko were married on Valentine's Day of this year in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

A rep for the two issued the same generic statement that's used for every celebrity pregnancy: "Adriana and Marko are overjoyed that they are expecting their first child together and are excited to share the happy news and start their family together." Okay, maybe it wasn't that generic. I mean, they didn't they say they were over the "you know what." The rep must have tweaked it a little bit. It gets an A+++ from me for that reason alone.

I know Adriana Lima is a supermodel who gets paid millions because she's beautiful, but I hope the baby looks nothing like her! I hope baby looks EXACTLY like Marko. Well, in the eyes anyway. Seriously, if baby gets its father's eyes, it will look exactly like a real-life Milhouse Van Houten! Adorable!

Posted by: Michael K

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BABIES!!!

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:32pm.

OMG madams..omggggggggg lmao omg ..

Submitted by Big Bertha on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:34pm.

I hope it's a girl. And it looks exactly like him.

(ETA: he has big dick face)

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:31pm.

Every time I see this dude I have to blink hard a few times and re-focus. Her eyes are a little wide set and his are fucking doing the tango.

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Dick happens! - MK

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:31pm.

His eyes. OMG! Those beady little things. They are freaking me the fuck out.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:31pm.

that little Tyson girl has died, RIP little one.

Submitted by zomay on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:30pm.

He must be rich.

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Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:30pm.

Her mouth is always hanging open like a flounder's, and he has the eyes of a flounder. Not good news for the baby. Someone is going to accidentally put lemon and tartar sauce on it.