Adriana Lima Is Knocked Up
World famous panty model Adriana Lima and her basketball-playing husband Marko Jaric are expecting their first baby friend together. Adriana, who once claimed she was saving her vagina for marriage, is due this winter. Adriana and Marko were married on Valentine's Day of this year in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
A rep for the two issued the same generic statement that's used for every celebrity pregnancy: "Adriana and Marko are overjoyed that they are expecting their first child together and are excited to share the happy news and start their family together." Okay, maybe it wasn't that generic. I mean, they didn't they say they were over the "you know what." The rep must have tweaked it a little bit. It gets an A+++ from me for that reason alone.
I know Adriana Lima is a supermodel who gets paid millions because she's beautiful, but I hope the baby looks nothing like her! I hope baby looks EXACTLY like Marko. Well, in the eyes anyway. Seriously, if baby gets its father's eyes, it will look exactly like a real-life Milhouse Van Houten! Adorable!
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I think if he shortened the length of his eyebrows he wouldn't look so freaky.
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shave the douchy stache, replace with goatee, lose the hair, replace with "high n tight (USMC style)" groom the brows a tad and make his eyes a little wider apart (and not so crossed looking) and you damn near have my husband!
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
I had a feeling it wouldn't take too long before he taxed that ass to preggitude.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:32pm.
the kind where the 'free-spirited' hippy girl would show her tittays for 10$/hr....the one class i never cut ; )
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Did Adriana Lima's husband play the banjo during the wedding of his father and his sister?
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:04pm.
In a college drawing class i ...
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structural drawing or life form?
nah don't bother. ;)
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Submitted by tojo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:11pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:04pm.
In a college drawing class i learned that if you draw an invisible line from the middle of the eye down, it should meet the end of the lips. (mouth lips you pervs!)
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*Erasing chalk mark from tiger eye to cooter*...Oh, like you whores didn't make the same assumption....
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You are so damn funny...can I have my PURPLE DRANK back now??
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Only if you call me "Purty, Purty Tiger"...What? Wait, where are you going???? *Chasing tojo wif PURPLE DRANK in paw*...Damn that tojo can run...*downing tojo's PURPLE DRANK*...Yeah, I'm purty... *admirin' tiger self in the mirror*....*belch*...What, what are you whores lookin' at?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I sort of like that she looks unattractive here. She looks like Joanie from Happy Days.
Nice to know she's got a bad angle.
Another day, another hypocrite. How can you say that you are deeply religious and are waiting until marriage when you make money by prancing around in underwear and bikinis, in some cases practically nude? It doesn't add up.
Ha ha MK is right. I would be hiliarious if the baby looked like the dad. He has a serious case of tiny eyes.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:04pm.
In a college drawing class i learned that if you draw an invisible line from the middle of the eye down, it should meet the end of the lips. (mouth lips you pervs!)
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*Erasing chalk mark from tiger eye to cooter*...Oh, like you whores didn't make the same assumption....
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You are so damn funny...can I have my PURPLE DRANK back now??
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haha MK you got that right! I was thinking how squirrelly that dude looked and how close together he was in the eyes. If those eyes were any closer he'd be Cyclops.
Rumer got that fug face from her mother and the chin from her father!
I think this loser married him because he was the only one willing to wait to get her virginity!!
Lenny Kravitz dated this douchy girl.. This guy looks inbred with a sister brother team no less.. He doesn't even look like he has a big cock!
He looks like he is looking at the camera, I'll bet he is looking at her chest! Those wonky knobs are a great way to tune her ass out.. When she thinks he's being attentive and listening to her, he's actually watching the game.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:50pm.
Some on-sale boxed wine will do fine.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:38pm.
You're too hard on yerself, Tigger. I bet you can pounce on many a guy with yer smart, funnay, and sexay.
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Aw, thanks Sheepers...And you're right...The pouncing knocks them unconscious most of the time anyway...no PURPLE DRANK necessary...*taking back PURPLE DRANKS*...What? Don't make my tiger ass pounce onchu....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He totally looks like Super Mario. You hardly notice the guidostache because of the freaky eyes.
Even truly stunning women have to beware of ugly men's genes. Look at poor Rumer Willis!
Adriana's spawn will be the cutest baby, EVER. Her magical genes will overpower his fug.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:38pm.
ITA *slurping purple drank*
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:38pm.
You're too hard on yerself, Tigger. I bet you can pounce on many a guy with yer smart, funnay, and sexay.
Geez, poor Milhouse has FAS eyes compared to this guy. I feel bad for being so horrified when I look at him.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by jennagirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:25pm.
And I def have to agree with the big peen issue on this one. My bf's got a big one, is not exactly a model and his past gf's have been god damn beauties.
What that entire statement says about me, I don't know. I'm either hideous or a big cock whore. You guys vote.
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I VOTE BIG COCK WHORE...and a purty one too...Yeah, there are no DListed fugs...there are only DListers who require PURPLE DRANK goggles to gaze upon their TRUE DListed beyoootay...I should know, I'm one of 'em...*passing out PURPLE DRANK en masse*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
G-D double post. *grumbling*
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:09pm.
*Draws invisible lines on everyone*
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*draws pic of The Sisto and humps it*
oops. tmi.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:29pm.
Aww, thanks for that. :)
Submitted by jennagirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:25pm.
If you were hideous, that would mean he sees something more in you compared to his past GFs.
that banjo playing inbred in "deliverance" has the same beady eyes as this dude...
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Mouse trap eyes!!! Carrot, you are beyond BRILLIANT!!!
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Bwahaha!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:16pm.
But not her cooter?
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*looking in Cooter for Cheeto dust and Crazy*...Nope, I did find a severed finger, however...wonder how long that's been in there? MK, please post about John Mayer, I'm getting that 'not so fresh' feeling I like to talk to my Mom about whilst taking a stroll on the beach, and I need a DListed ultra-Douche right about now....Thanks...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
And I def have to agree with the big peen issue on this one. My bf's got a big one, is not exactly a model and his past gf's have been god damn beauties.
What that entire statement says about me, I don't know. I'm either hideous or a big cock whore. You guys vote.
brown eyes are dominant over blue eyes. the kid is doomed!
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:30pm.
Her mouth is always hanging open like a flounder's, and he has the eyes of a flounder. Not good news for the baby. Someone is going to accidentally put lemon and tartar sauce on it.
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Funny, funny shit.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:16pm.
But not her cooter?
That is her husband? Creepy.
He looks like the dude I would avoid at family parties..
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:07pm.
*Erasing chalk mark from tiger eye to cooter*...Oh, like you whores didn't make the same assumption....
hahahahaha. And? Eyes too narrow?
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Eeek! When I does it right my eyes is too far apart!!! I's a FREAK, I's a FREAK! I gots Shitney eyes!!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:10pm
Ya know what, now that i think about i wonder if the same rules apply for cooter lips...*goes to jodie marsh thread to draw invisible lines*
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Whoa! He is mad ugly.
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He looks like a special James Franco. And by "special" I mean OLYMPICS.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:07pm.
*Erasing chalk mark from tiger eye to cooter*...Oh, like you whores didn't make the same assumption....
hahahahaha. And? Eyes too narrow?
*Draws invisible lines on everyone*
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:04pm.
In a college drawing class i learned that if you draw an invisible line from the middle of the eye down, it should meet the end of the lips. (mouth lips you pervs!)
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*Erasing chalk mark from tiger eye to cooter*...Oh, like you whores didn't make the same assumption....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't think he is much of a basketball player either.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Imagine this guy's on top of you doing the sex, looking down at you with those beady little mouse-in-a-trap eyes making that face guys make right before they O Face.
Oh yeah.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:03pm.
Is he related to Parker Stevenson? That boy's peepers were so close together, if he got sand in one eye, the other eye said "ouch!".
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That's it! He looks like Parker Stevens unfortunate looking brother, Puker.
In a college drawing class i learned that if you draw an invisible line from the middle of the eye down, it should meet the end of the lips. (mouth lips you pervs!)
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
And they are over the moon, right? (YAWN!)
Seriously wtf is wrong with his eyes? I know I am probably the only one that doesn't think she's all that so I'm guessing the combo of her features and his aren't going to make a pretty baby.
Is he related to Parker Stevenson? That boy's peepers were so close together, if he got sand in one eye, the other eye said "ouch!".
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Is this ugly bitch retarded?
She looks "special" smiling like that.
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