Adriana Lima Is Knocked Up
World famous panty model Adriana Lima and her basketball-playing husband Marko Jaric are expecting their first baby friend together. Adriana, who once claimed she was saving her vagina for marriage, is due this winter. Adriana and Marko were married on Valentine's Day of this year in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.
A rep for the two issued the same generic statement that's used for every celebrity pregnancy: "Adriana and Marko are overjoyed that they are expecting their first child together and are excited to share the happy news and start their family together." Okay, maybe it wasn't that generic. I mean, they didn't they say they were over the "you know what." The rep must have tweaked it a little bit. It gets an A+++ from me for that reason alone.
I know Adriana Lima is a supermodel who gets paid millions because she's beautiful, but I hope the baby looks nothing like her! I hope baby looks EXACTLY like Marko. Well, in the eyes anyway. Seriously, if baby gets its father's eyes, it will look exactly like a real-life Milhouse Van Houten! Adorable!
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Spot on MK w/Millhouse, wtf is wrong w/his eyes, and how does and unattractive guy like him get someone like Adrianna. I guess he's a good guy (*cough, laugh, cough*) or maybe he has a huge cock.
I think the babies will be beautiful. I think he's a pretty down to earth guy!!
His eyes are too small for his face. He does look like Milhouse! He hit the jackpot marrying her.
The dude IS a pro basketball player, its not like he is a janitor at the stadium...I thought it was odd she was dating someone so odd looking as well, so I looked up more pics of him thinking this was just a bad one & it was actually the opposite...most other pics have his eyes looking even creepier & he is all ape-like on the court. Her eyes are a bit odd looking too, but in a beautiful way...Their looks may cancel out & the baby will be completely neutral looking.
I can only hope that she is as horny as she is hot... I can dream, can't I?
Well at least they aren't going all Over the Moon about it. Nice to know this couple is very down to earth.
Adrianna's skin color isn't fake! She's mixed with African and all this other shit so of course her features are going to be crazy! Sometimes I think she's an alien because of how pretty she is but I still love Gisele over her. Gisele is my life.
Meanwhile I was way dissapointed that she picked this dude to knock her up. You'd think, with her having the pick of the very best of the sperm bank, she would be with some one dipped in the golden dust from God's toe. He looks a little slow.
This just goes to show that somehow it's usually the ugly chicks that bag the hot dudes, because lots of the beautiful ones end up with old ones or retarded looking ones like this. There just aren't enough hot guys to go around on the hetero market. WTF!
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there is a percentage of women whos bodies DONT bounce right back after giving birth or have been blessed with skin that has great elasticity... maybe she will fall into that percentage.. maybe, just a bit?
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He looks like the middle child on The Brady Bunch... and I don't mean Jan.
If his eyes were any closer together, they'd be one on top of the other. But whatever -- he must be a great guy or a girl as hot as her would've married someone hotter.
YellowMarigold, maybe she doesn't automatically attribute sexuality with actual physical sex. It's a common and crude association that lots of people make especially in America, where sex is almost synonymous with sexuality.
I once asked a girl who said she was a virgin and who wore a low-cut top why, and her answer was, "It's my body and my tits, and just because I don't have sex right now doesn't mean that I can't be sexy." She was pretty awesome.
If she wasn't full of shit about the whole virginity until marriage thing, I'd say it sucks being her.
I mean...how bad would it suck being a virgin for your entire life, and FINALLY get to fuck, like CONSTANTLY, and you get pregnant right away? That sucks!
I guess it's physically possible to have sex during pregnancy, but that just wouldn't be my bag.
OT: I think Adriana Lima's odd looking. The light blue eyes and super tan combo just looks stupid IMO, and FFS CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH.
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:48am.
ROFLMAO. Not sure, I just go into a trance whenever I hear the name Inigo Montoya...
But then, I do not think it means what you think it means. LOL
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Submitted by lelu on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:00am.
Seriously, I thought he had a part in a swashbuckler movie, with the mustache and eyes, he's in character all the time. His look is very Inigo Montoya-ish.
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Submitted by lelu on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 1:00am.
Seriously, I thought he had a part in a swashbuckler movie, with the mustache and eyes, he's in character all the time. His look is very Inigo Montoya-ish.
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Seriously, I thought he had a part in a swashbuckler movie, with the mustache and eyes, he's in character all the time. His look is very Inigo Montoya-ish.
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Seriously, what is up with Dude's eyes?
And me thinks he's been dipping in the male eyebrow waxing pot a tad too much.
He MUST be super in bed...or otherwise he has some charm we are unaware of..much like the men and women of the Hinterland where I, Rumplestiltskin maintain an abode high up in the glacial forests, near to the frozen tundra.
Now my Hildegaard...well she may not be much to look at, but she makes the best cold carrion stew east of Siberia...and she always uses the fresh roadkill...that's part of the secret recipe.
Submitted by Anonymousfckr on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:31pm.
way to screw up a perfectly good gene pool adriana!
Nice!! They say that racial mixing is good for the gene pool but you're right, this is an exception.
I know I'm an asshole for doing this but I photoshopped a baby to look like them and made it my avatar. I will burn in hell for this. but his eyes were too tempting. way to screw up a perfectly good gene pool adriana!
+ he looks like avarel dalton
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:42pm.
When I look at those tiny eyes, I get the strangest urge to sing "Ben" or "Somewhere Out There".
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:18pm.
I wonder if they let the mule kick him again if his eyes will straighten out.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
When I look at those tiny eyes, I get the strangest urge to sing "Ben" or "Somewhere Out There".
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Marko has the same eyes as the jolly green giant. What a creepy/fugly dude! How does he see anything with those tiny freaky eyes?!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:51pm.
I wonder what they talk about?
Corrective pediatric opthamology??
Let's hope the baby doesn't get his eyes. Not that there's anything wrong this that.
I don't think he looks that bad, maybe because I once made out with a guy who kind of looks like him (crossy eyes and all).
Don't judge...
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:32pm.
the kind where the 'free-spirited' hippy girl would show her tittays for 10$/hr....the one class i never cut ; )
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Wait, so you get 10 bucks an hour for a set of two tittays, right? So I should be making 30..well, 35 bucks an hour, no? *oiling up tiger tits
yea ummm...i don't think they consider stomach tittays too be the same....maybe in germany you could get a modeling gig, they're freaks like that.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:32pm.
the kind where the 'free-spirited' hippy girl would show her tittays for 10$/hr....the one class i never cut ; )
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Wait, so you get 10 bucks an hour for a set of two tittays, right? So I should be making 30..well, 35 bucks an hour, no? *oiling up tiger tits
yea ummm...i don't think they consider stomach tittays too be the same....maybe in germany you could get a modeling gig, they're freaks like that.
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Freakish. He is a huge guy with close set eyes and a bulbous, deformed nose and 1970's porn 'stache...gross. How can a pretty woman like that be with HIM! He must have a huge cock and/or treat her like a princess!!! lol.
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I wonder if they let the mule kick him again if his eyes will straighten out.
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It's funny how having close set eyes just throws everything off and causes the fug.
Imagine missing attractive by a 1/2 inch. Tragic. :P
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:50pm.
I think if he shortened the length of his eyebrows he wouldn't look so freaky.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:40pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:32pm.
the kind where the 'free-spirited' hippy girl would show her tittays for 10$/hr....the one class i never cut ; )
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Wait, so you get 10 bucks an hour for a set of two tittays, right? So I should be making 30..well, 35 bucks an hour, no? *oiling up tiger tits*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
They can totally make millions with famous families of Chernobyl calendars.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
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I wonder what they talk about?
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.