Tuesday, May 26th 2009
An Act Of Indecency
A hurricane of fugness attacked Palm Springs this weekend when Tori Spelling decided to venture out in public in a bikini. Ring the fuck alarm! Seriously, does Tori hate humanity that much?! Okay, okay, I'll try and be nice for once in my life. Tori does have a face that only an entomologist could love. And titty balls that only a shot putter would touch. See, I can be nice sometimes!
In related news, thousands of eyeballs were seen hitchhiking along Highway 111.
If you really love feeling dry heavey, take a look at more pictures of Tori. And one of these pictures is not of Tori, her baby or her creepy husband. You are a genius with laser-sharp eyesight if you can correctly guess which one.
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I'm starting to think he wants to starve her to death so he can back up the Brinx truck to her father's fortune. Then again, she didn't get much did she? Maybe she's just that fucking annoying.
Oy. Her daughter has a case of the Dean eyes.
Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:06pm.
Have you sluts heard that Adriana Lima is up the duff?!
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If you could translate that into American English, I could answer you! LOL!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
My Lord...all the money in the world can't cure fug. She has one of the worst boob jobs EVER.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:04pm.
Your hub may very well have nightmares tonight! LOL!
Tori's husband is one hot piece of man-meat, no?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That is not cute!
"Turn This Mutha Out"
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:02pm.
Celeb eating in a picture= eating disorder
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Snorting coke and eating adderall adds up to drug addict.
Carnie Wilson is an eating disorder.
I swear that giant Slim Jim in the pink bikini is Cloris Leachman!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
CHARLES MANSON
IVE HEARD SEVERAL TIMES SHES ACTUALLY HAD A COUPLE OF BREAST REDUCTIONS AND ALSO HAS THIS FUNKY CONDITION CALLED A COLLASPED SEPTUM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YOU GET THE GROVE. WITH HER FAMILIES MONEY IM SURE SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THEM FUCKING FIXED BY NOW IF IT WAS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.
Have you sluts heard that Adriana Lima is up the duff?!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:03pm.
I bet Tori would trade her dad's entire fortune in exchange for being pretty.
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I doubt it. She thinks she's pretty.
The slouching, (maybe the weight of the implants), is killing me. Sit up straight, dammit!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by dannysgrl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:01pm.
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Uh....NO. The baby has tiny close-set eyes, just like dad. Will have the same unfortunate look as she ages. Geez. Nothing like a girl who looks like her DAD.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:56pm.
I don't remember her on Caption this, but I know I saw her on Awful Plastic Surgeries.com last year. But I rpolly saw her here first!
Your hub may very well have nightmares tonight! LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I bet Tori would trade her dad's entire fortune in exchange for being pretty.
mike,
Well, realistically most HUMANS look better entirely clothed, so that seems like a moot point.
Celeb eating in a picture= eating disorder
"I'm a regular person" song (ex. "Jenny from the Block" or "Mississippi Girl")= huge diva bitch from Hell
I'm a mean kunt but damn is her kid gorgeous. What a precious little baby girl.
Submitted by michelleb on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:44pm.
HOLY FUCKETY FUCKING FUCKWEED! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN THE PINK BIKINI!?
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THAT would be the ghost of Tori's Memorial Day Future.
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Or BloHan next week.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Jesus H. Christ. I just don't understand why women do things that clearly make them repulsive to look at. Why would you get hideous fake boobs, spray tan, etc. to look UGLIER? I must be missing something.
And holy crap her physique! The Ghandi body with the two cowhide canteens swinging from her ribcage. Ahhaha. Um... NO.
Oy vey! The skeleton in pink! Even the lil boy on the right knows she's effed-up in the head.
I hear you. I'm a D cup, tho. And I'm not a skinny minny. Next to Tori, I look like freaking Giselle!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:44pm.
HOLY FUCKETY FUCKING FUCKWEED! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN THE PINK BIKINI!?
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THAT would be the ghost of Tori's Memorial Day Future.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:54pm.
Gimme a break! Hey, Sugaroo! MK's posts are making me feel better and better about my bod and my B-cups today!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Women need to realize that just because you're not fat doesn't mean you should always wear a bikini. MOST women look better in one-pieces.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:56pm.
Anorexia!
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Anorexics aren't episodic. Being an indulgent self-obsessed drug addict is. She saw her fat fug azz on t.v. and ordered up a drug cartel. Her fat will be back as soon as the show is cancelled.
Why did I come back for a pre-bed read? God, my eyes are hurting.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by Mickflash on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:51pm.
Shoving steel needles in eyes...
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Don't hurt yourself - hurt THEM!!
Gawd, they're FUG!
Anorexia!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:51pm.
Hahahaha! MK, slipping that old bag from Austrailia in on the Tori shots! LOL!
Hey DG! That old gal was a "Caption This" a while back, maybe a year ago. I just showed the hub Tori and then the old lady. He thinks he's going to have bad dreams!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
it would look a lot better if she removed the tupperware...or would it?
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:50pm.
Oh, for chrissakes!
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Add a "Give me a break" to your comment and that would say it all. Hi, Deb!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Is she Mia Farrow's inspiration?
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I think her husband stole her body fat.
Her boobs last nasty, but god damn she is thin for having 2 kids.
Love the obligatory *See, I eat* shot.
Mmm hmm.
Hahahaha! MK, slipping that old bag from Austrailia in on the Tori shots! LOL!
I sent that to my folks last year and they were SHOCKED!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Even an amateur can tell there is some plastic goin on in dar them breastasissts
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"You're here_ and I'm here -"
Shoving steel needles in eyes...
AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Much better.
I didn't say you were stupid, I said that you were acting stupid. But since you didn't understand that NOW I'm saying you are stupid.
Eating disroder? Drug problem? Both?
Oh, for chrissakes!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:45pm.
some of the laws of physics are being broken here....
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So are the laws of decency.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Great body, fug face and tits!!
some of the laws of physics are being broken here....
HOLY FUCKETY FUCKING FUCKWEED! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN THE PINK BIKINI!?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Her bewbs look like upside down light bulbs!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg