Tuesday, May 26th 2009
An Act Of Indecency
A hurricane of fugness attacked Palm Springs this weekend when Tori Spelling decided to venture out in public in a bikini. Ring the fuck alarm! Seriously, does Tori hate humanity that much?! Okay, okay, I'll try and be nice for once in my life. Tori does have a face that only an entomologist could love. And titty balls that only a shot putter would touch. See, I can be nice sometimes!
In related news, thousands of eyeballs were seen hitchhiking along Highway 111.
If you really love feeling dry heavey, take a look at more pictures of Tori. And one of these pictures is not of Tori, her baby or her creepy husband. You are a genius with laser-sharp eyesight if you can correctly guess which one.
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Gross Milk bags!
Stocky - I'm thinking yes. Look at how veiny they still are.
Zappy - ♥
I'm just about out hookers. And not only do I have Tori's wonky tits to end my day, I've got beady eye dude to scare the bejesus out of me in my dreams tonight.
Did she breast feed her spawns with those prune sacks?
LMAO @ M.E. & Jiffy Boob..in and out in 10 minutes!
Hahahaha devilgirl I willllll! I miss it here too!
Well, that certainly transitioned me back into the throes of bulimia. Looking at Whori, I see I'm not alone.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
diamond dawg...dean's ex is gorgeous, google her
Mary Jo Eustace. He's TOTALLY in it for the money/exposure
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:25pm.
Previous wife found here...Canadian tv chef Mary Jo Eustace
http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9g8OKpOS0ho...
It's Suze, like in booze.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:26pm.
We've missed you!
Come back and play with us too! : (
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
God her tits are hideous! They always have been. With all that money she had (when she had them done) you'd think she would have opted out of Jiffy Boob.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:25pm.
That's my impression but not really sure. Weren't there some shenanigans with Candy where she denied Tori more of Dad's estate?
I drove Team Valtrex by the Spelling mansion on Saturday--right behind two gawking tour buses.
You know when they eat for the camera,they don't eat off it.
She looks horrible...the implants look like bombs.
He is not much to look at either.
BUT,out of the whole family,my favourite has to be that cute,little chipmunk named Candy.
I can picture Candy 10 years from now in Beverly Hills,pushing a stroller with a doll in it,wearing matching outfits.
Submitted by Funeral Guy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:22pm.
OMG!!! All that money and she goes to Wal-Mart to get her tts done. What the hell was she thinking?
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It looks to me like the ugly b@@bs are a result of cokey+adderall weight-loss.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:23pm.
Actually wife Candy was the evil-doer. Aaron was very fond of his children.
Somehow Candy was able to finagle control over the estate, and she ha a big influence over Aaron, particularly when he was so ill with Cancer in the end. I don't think he was a bad man at all. I think his horrible wife had a lot of control over him and used it to her advantage.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I just find it so weird that she shows them off all the time, with no explanations. They are total grotesque deformities, how can she just show them off like they are hot? Even Tara Reid told us why, even though she continues to sear our retinas with her "fixed" body. Even is she isnt mega-wich She HAS to have the money to at least remove the garbage in her chest & eat something, but in the short-term...buy some clothes to cover that shit up, for the love of god!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:21pm
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LOL I've been a Facebook whore lately. LOL
Jesus Christ ! All the money in the world and still as ugly as a hatful of assholes with a botched boob job to boot.
It's Suze, like in booze.
They're all so fugly I bet they take really smelly poos.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
I'm not sure..... Some genes are just insurmountable. It's also funny how Dean was banking on Tori's inheriting but then nothing.
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Did they hook-up before her dad died? I wonder if he feels like a foolio now. What did his previous wife look like?
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:21pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:19pm.
I'm sorry, but no one in the Spelling family is even remotely good looking. Aaron looked like a leprechaun and Candy looks like some science fiction creature with eyes on stalks.
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But Aaron sure had the pot of gold!
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And he didn't share it with his kids! Stingy goober, wasn't he?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by jennagirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:19pm.
For everyone that's asking..I was bored earlier and wiki'd her (yes, sad) and apparently she and her bro each got $800,000 after her father's death.
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Uh....isn't that like, POOR, by Hollywood standards? you can't even buy a house in the Valley for that much. little. BAAAAAAA hAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA. The karma train just keeps chugging along.
Jennagirl - how much did devilclaws Candy get?
HOLY HELL....Victoria Davey put on some weight or at least a shirt.
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
I'm not sure..... Some genes are just insurmountable. It's also funny how Dean was banking on Tori's inheriting but then nothing.
How's the hangover? Are you now full of good intentions--till about Thursday?
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:21pm.
ZAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where have you been? I haven't seen you around here in ages!
How's everything?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
OMG!!! All that money and she goes to Wal-Mart to get her tits done. What the hell was she thinking?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:19pm.
I'm sorry, but no one in the Spelling family is even remotely good looking. Aaron looked like a leprechaun and Candy looks like some science fiction creature with eyes on stalks.
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But Aaron sure had the pot of gold!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
She has the posture of Jeff Goldblum in 'The Fly' going on..gangly and stuff.
Submitted by jennagirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:09pm.
Oy. Her daughter has a case of the Dean eyes.
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That's what I say!
I think the baby is going to grow up to look like a combo of Tori's brother and Dean. Pretty much, a tranny. Ann Coulter style. Which I suppose isn't all that bad? I don't know. I just confused myself.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:17pm.
The son had that reality show on A & E I think, called Princes of Hollywood or some nonsense like that.
Tori is a dead ringer for her mom. Both hideous creatures pre and post op.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
For everyone that's asking..I was bored earlier and wiki'd her (yes, sad) and apparently she and her bro each got $800,000 after her father's death.
I'm sorry, but no one in the Spelling family is even remotely good looking. Aaron looked like a leprechaun and Candy looks like some science fiction creature with eyes on stalks.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Tori does have a face that only an entomologist could love.
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Oh, Mk....Marry me...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
Candy Spelling is no peach either. She was dating some gigolo while poor Aaron was dying of cancer.
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Gawd. The only one you don't hear about is the brother/son. How much did he get?
Anyway, it would be interesting to know what she would have looked like without all the surgery. She was looking ok in BH90210, but STRAIGHT TO HELL after that. There ain't no coming back from what she done to hersef! (there is a God!)
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:08pm.
He isn't bad, but he has hairy arms. Real hairy.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:12pm.
Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I found that hilarious!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:11pm.
Sugaroo- Up the duff = pregnant
She is going to have the tallest baby ever
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If it takes after it's Dad, it'll also have the closest set eyes.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sBBi-c1S7gU/SAMLRGT54XI/AAAAAAAAE0M/_WweQOUjHp...
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by platypus on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:11pm.
Sugaroo- Up the duff = pregnant
She is going to have the tallest baby ever
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Thanks! I thought it meant she;d lost all her money.
I heard a few months ago she was expecting!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:08pm.
My Lord...all the money in the world can't cure fug. She has one of the worst boob jobs EVER.
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Worse than Tara Reid?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:10pm.
Candy Spelling is no peach either. She was dating some gigolo while poor Aaron was dying of cancer.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Where are they? I'm willing to bet that they're the only ones there that actually HAVE a private pool...their new season starts...(when, today?) so let's hang (in Tori's case literally) with the masses for more exposure!! Ugh...
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Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:06pm.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs. Most "septum" problems you hear about are people with a "deviated septum." It pretty much makes them snore really loud. It's also the typical excuse given for getting a cosmetic nose job.
And her mom made sure she got cut out of her father's money. At least that's what the tabloids said. And she got most of the AWFUL work done while her dad was still alive. She's been trying to correct everything since. She's doing the reality show to raise the cash. This is one effd-up bich. She deserves every rotten turn she gets.
Gwad damn! Dean's arms are so fucking hairy. How can you even see his lame ass tattoo through that forest of fur?
Sugaroo- Up the duff = pregnant
She is going to have the tallest baby ever
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Crap. Wonky keyboard. Sorry for all the posts.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:03pm.
I bet Tori would trade her dad's entire fortune in exchange for being pretty
Amen. The curse of the gold digger- marry a rich ugly bastard, fire up the womb for mummy's little earner and the poor kid looks like her troll featured Dad. Mind you, an improvement need not cost millions. She could dump the bowling ball tits and eat a few pies.That would be a start.
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The streets of hell are paved with good intentions.
~ Twain
I'm starting to think he wants to starve her to death so he can back up the Brinx truck to her father's fortune. Then again, she didn't get much did she? Maybe she's just that fucking annoying.
I'm starting to think he wants to starve her to death so he can back up the Brinx truck to her father's fortune. Then again, she didn't get much did she? Maybe she's just that fucking annoying.
I'm starting to think he wants to starve her to death so he can back up the Brinx truck to her father's fortune. Then again, she didn't get much did she? Maybe she's just that fucking annoying.