Tuesday, May 26th 2009
An Act Of Indecency
A hurricane of fugness attacked Palm Springs this weekend when Tori Spelling decided to venture out in public in a bikini. Ring the fuck alarm! Seriously, does Tori hate humanity that much?! Okay, okay, I'll try and be nice for once in my life. Tori does have a face that only an entomologist could love. And titty balls that only a shot putter would touch. See, I can be nice sometimes!
In related news, thousands of eyeballs were seen hitchhiking along Highway 111.
If you really love feeling dry heavey, take a look at more pictures of Tori. And one of these pictures is not of Tori, her baby or her creepy husband. You are a genius with laser-sharp eyesight if you can correctly guess which one.
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put your shirt back on. put your shirt back on. put your shirt back on. *jay leno photo booth*
Is she BLIND??? can't the girl see what those things look like? I can't understand why she left them in in the first place because they have never looked good or right or natural. But to expose them....!!
And that old granny is shameless! But a good preview of whet is to come for Tori.
Awww! Thanks MK for your thoughfulness.
That 6th thumbnail pic is indeed priceless.
How ever did you manage to travel 20 years into the future to bring back for us that lovely gem of a photo - of the Queen of Lucite herself?
My eyes will never be the same, having gazed upon that pure & natural loveliness!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:33pm.
Well, I think it's nice that you tried. And what little I know of him, he doesn't strike me as the kind who would be too impressed by stardom anyway.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
That's disgusting.
And tragic.
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"Give this ho a Sharpie!"
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:14pm.
Well, there are places to go where the odds of seeing someone famous are best. We didn't go to many of them. But most of the time, it's totally random and unexpected. I don't think TV is much impressed by stars; I just wanted to make it happen anyways.
Submitted by TANGELINE on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 5:46pm.
Great body, fug face and tits!!
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Not to be argumentative, but that body dont look great to me -- it looks damn hungry. My cabbage patch doll had bigger arms.
This is bothering me, see I thought she was all natural. I mean why else would she be so ugly in the face. So... if she got her boobs fixed, what in the name of god is stopping her from fixing her face :(
Holy flurking schmit--her boobs look like two dehydrated grapefruits on a stick. Dayum.
Proof positive that he married her for the money. I will bet he gets hard for her through sheer force of will (and imagining all those millions).
Gad, she looks horrible.
this chick is so disproportionate. head too big, arms too thin, face too fug, breast too plastic.ugh
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Why does she have Bucky Beaver teefs in the big pic?
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
The milk's gone sour!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:59pm.
Umm.... No mayhem. We saw some homeless dudes..... I tried so hard within time constraints to find a star, any star. Whiffed.
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I will put on a black arm band.
Never been to Cali but I bet it's like you see the celebs only until you have someone visit and you want to show them a celeb. Then they're all invisible.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
That has to be beyond any shadow of doubt that her husband married her for money and fame. This is Beyond!!!!!!!!! Hideous to look at and suck on!!
The only way he had to get hard was thinking about the money not her .
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Tori's husband is just Leonardo DeCaprio plus a couple of tattoos minus the money.
Those aren't breasts, they're udders:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2009/05/16/tori-does-it-again/
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:03pm.
Reeter, just for you. :0)
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OH SHIT! Why did I even say that?? I have to go puke now.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:59pm.
Umm.... No mayhem. We saw some homeless dudes..... I tried so hard within time constraints to find a star, any star. Whiffed.
Reeter, just for you. :0)
http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/unicorn-lady.jp...
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:59pm.
*hanging head in shame* Not even around lunchtime?
That is a nasty sight! I would rather stare at the old lady with the poop horn growing out of her forehead. Bleck!!
What's up with her posture? It looks like work to sit that way.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:35pm.
We were on our best, most boring behavior. We each had one pint of Guinness.
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NO! You can't do this to me, Sheeps! I need stories of mayhem! I need to hear how you ran into Paris Hilton on Robertson and then really RAN INTO HER with your car!
What's next for you guys? A wheelchair race?!
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
@ Sugaroo
I love how you kept on topic lol.
See you guys I gotta shower!
Always fun!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:57pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:35pm.
We were on our best, most boring behavior. We each had one pint of Guinness.
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I'm sorry, but there is no such thing as one pint of Guinness.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
@Zappy
Thank you, sweetie. I sometimes just get bowled over by the injustices in this world. I know that everything turns out fine in the end. God never throws anything at ya that ya can't handle!
Unless you're Tori's raggedy-assed implants. (Sorry - had to keep on topic)
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:35pm.
We were on our best, most boring behavior. We each had one pint of Guinness.
Did she concave her back because her titty sacks are so heavy? Or did her mouth force out the food she was eating so desperately because she hasn't eaten anything in the past month? You decide!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
@ Sugaroo
Some people live in blindness because they cannot see the truth ever. It's easier for them to live in denial. You're a much happier person for who you are and what you understand. And yer a nice kid too!
Being anorexic really brings out those implants. I guess that's the best way to get the most out of your cosmetic surgery.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:43pm.
@ Sugaroo
I was telling a friend today (and I should practice what I preach), the more we hang onto anger, the more a resolution alludes us, like the carrot on the stick. I assure you, she will get her just reward. When I back away 'from myself' and my ideas of revenge ..even if I'm not the one administering it...the solution comes to me, even if someone else has resolved it. You will get your satisfaction, I promise you, one day.
People will sell their souls to the devil for riches, even if they don't deserve them.
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It's not the money issue, really, it's that my father turned out to be so spineless in the face of her greed. He was born into money and she married hers (first BH) and that was the problem. I don't want revenge or anything and in fact, getting "what's mine" isn't even the issue. It's that if I had that money I'd give a lot of it to organizations who can use it (like our church), and the only charity or group she will use it for is The Stepbrother of Roo Foundation. He's 40 and a freaking pothead who lives off his trust fund until she dies. I find that sad.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
I don't know why Mama Spelling won't give the children some money.
"Turn This Mutha Out"
I really don't give two shits about Tori Spelling, but SOMEONE really needs to get help for that girl... you just KNOW she barfed that sandwich after eating it! It's getting reaalllly bad.....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:35pm
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i figured there was something to it. Thanks for the correction. I hope charlie's not pissed at me.
LOL.
@ Sugaroo
I was telling a friend today (and I should practice what I preach), the more we hang onto anger, the more a resolution alludes us, like the carrot on the stick. I assure you, she will get her just reward. When I back away 'from myself' and my ideas of revenge ..even if I'm not the one administering it...the solution comes to me, even if someone else has resolved it. You will get your satisfaction, I promise you, one day.
People will sell their souls to the devil for riches, even if they don't deserve them.
Submitted by jennagirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:36pm.
Crap nooooo. I was wrong! I meant to put 400 million! damn bigggg typo.
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That sounds about right. ;-)
Submitted by jennagirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:34pm.
DiamondDawg = her mom will get around 4.4 million.
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I'd love to have that kind of money...but still, it doesn't seem like very much for Aaron Spelling to have left behind... I bet a bunch of the money got squirreled (oh fuk the spelling!) away in obscurely named trust funds.
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:36pm.
That's so sad Sugaroo. And it happens way too often. My brother had a talk with my father after my mother died, because he was seeing someone much younger and on the prowl (which is how we saw it) He ended up taking my brother's advice and stopped seeing her because all she was after was his money. That to me, is prostitution.
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It was sad, Zappy. She had a ton of money of her own when she married him but she just HAD to have his, too. We're thinking when she dies, her biological son will get the whole thing. OUR father's money and properties all to him. As if he won't have enough from his trust fund and her estate.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:34pm.
That's rotten Roo!
I am not sure what the truth is, but Aaron Spellings brother has made many veiled comments about what a bitch Candy is to both her kids and that she ruled the roost with the money. Aaron and his brother were very close.
How do I know so much about these people?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
That's so sad Sugaroo. And it happens way too often. My brother had a talk with my father after my mother died, because he was seeing someone much younger and on the prowl (which is how we saw it) He ended up taking my brother's advice and stopped seeing her because all she was after was his money. That to me, is prostitution.
Lori looks great in that pink bikini!
lol
That poor girl looks like she's 60.
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Crap nooooo. I was wrong! I meant to put 400 million! damn bigggg typo.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:12pm.
Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I found that hilarious!
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My Cholly is at least partially right. Tori does have a congenital chest deformity called a pectus excavatum. It was made more obvious by her boob jobs, (either simply because the bigger boobs made the cavern appear even larger or because muscle distortion from the placement of the implants added to the appearance of her deformity) but you can still see it in the 90210 days before she had her boobs done. I know this cuz my cousin who is male has the same deformity, but it doesn't bother him (and it's really not that obvious on him) I think you can have it fixed though. I'm not sure if that surgery would be significantly more complicated with implants? My guess is, Tori thought the implants would make the dformity less obvious...Unforch, the opposite turned out to be true....
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:28pm.
I drove Team Valtrex by the Spelling mansion on Saturday--right behind two gawking tour buses.
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Sheeps and TV in the same city at the same time? Oh that can't be good.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg
Ahhh haahahaha - Tori and her mom when Snori was a pre-teen
http://mylt.ltcdn.com/files/imagecache/photo_gallery_full/files/gallerie...
Snori and her mom sometime in the last 10 years:
http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/toricandy.jpg
DiamondDawg = her mom will get around 4.4 million.
I fuggot how funny this place is..you gals crack me up!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:27pm.
Somehow Candy was able to finagle control over the estate, and she ha a big influence over Aaron, particularly when he was so ill with Cancer in the end. I don't think he was a bad man at all. I think his horrible wife had a lot of control over him and used it to her advantage.
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That's exactly what our stepmother did with our father. We had been in his will before they got married. When he passed, we were nowhere in that document to be found.
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Charlie - a "septum" is in your NOSE, not your boobs - DiamondDawg