Tuesday, May 26th 2009
An Act Of Indecency
A hurricane of fugness attacked Palm Springs this weekend when Tori Spelling decided to venture out in public in a bikini. Ring the fuck alarm! Seriously, does Tori hate humanity that much?! Okay, okay, I'll try and be nice for once in my life. Tori does have a face that only an entomologist could love. And titty balls that only a shot putter would touch. See, I can be nice sometimes!
In related news, thousands of eyeballs were seen hitchhiking along Highway 111.
If you really love feeling dry heavey, take a look at more pictures of Tori. And one of these pictures is not of Tori, her baby or her creepy husband. You are a genius with laser-sharp eyesight if you can correctly guess which one.
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McSlitty, I have a great El Camino story from way back. I'll email it.
OnT: Beach balls!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:52pm.
hahahaha. Not that I know of.
Edited because I don't want my chops busted.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happen
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:47pm.
The last time I tasted Boone's Farm, it was in the back seat of a Chevy Malibu convertible when the driver got sick.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:43pm.
Your comment about Tori's great-granddaughter made me think of Kanye and Benjamin Button. I blame the EarlyTimes.
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I blame your intake of Thunderbird & Boones Farm Strawberry Hill.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happen
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:35pm.
Your comment about Tori's great-grandchild made me think of Kanye and Benjamin Button. I blame the EarlyTimes.
What makes me sad is that someone so much uglier than me has a family and a husband. I don't think there is one inch of Tori that is pretty. She is fugly through and through.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:59pm.
Guaranteed you say? That's what I want to hear! Lol. I'm actually starting to get nervous about what my friend will do if he gets too close to a celebrity. Anyway, I thank you, my dear... I have to get going bc it is (unfortunately) the 1 year anniversary of my mother's passing and we're doing a novena...
As for something nice about Tori... maybe after prayers, I'll have a better heart? Because right now, I can't think of a damned thing!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:25pm.
THAT'S SOME TORI SPELLING'S SHIT.
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Huh?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happen
That skeevy rent-a-husband is shopping for tweeker hitmen out in North Palm Springs. He has a fat insurance on this self-absorbed sea hag, because mama Spelling cut their asses out of the old man's will for damned sure.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:20pm.
Is that Tori's great grandchild in the picture?
THAT'S SOME TORI SPELLING'S SHIT.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:19pm.
Money doesn't buy everything?
Is that Tori's great grandchild in the picture?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happen
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:06pm.
All right, ENOUGH snarking on Tori...LET'S BE NICE...
I'll start...
I'll never forget her face?
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Aw, see???? SWEETNESS...Ok, my turn...
Um,... everyone looks gorgeous when you pose 'em next to Tori...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
GOLLUM!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:06pm.
All right, ENOUGH snarking on Tori...LET'S BE NICE...
I'll start...
I'll never forget her face?
All right, ENOUGH snarking on Tori...LET'S BE NICE...
I'll start...
For someone who obviously has a bovinesque face (cow eyes) she sure is able to keep up a sleek
(starving preying mantis) bod....
See how easy that was???
Now you go...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:54pm.
Ouuu! I forgot one gurren-fucken-teed spot: Urth Cafe!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:14pm.
Sorry, I took off to eat! The Grove is good with me... in reality, I wouldn't mind WeHo either. He can troll the streets while I get my tarot cards read or drink green tea at Dr. Tea's. Don't I sound like a great host? No, no. I will do whatever he wants. Even a game show. If by chance you catch a show anytime soon and they call out a contestant and that contestant does not appear... or is found hiding, crouched behind some chairs... that'll be me. ;)
I'll let you know how the vacation goes!
Tori has had massive amounts of plastic surgery, but nothing can fix that mug.
And these pics do not lie. She is dangerously anorexic!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I don't think she's fug and I don't think he's creepy. But I *do* think she needs to keep that chest covered up on the beach. That is not a good boob job.
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That is the grossest thing I have seen today. Might I add that I saw a pigeon smashed to the ground on my ride home. Lose the plastics if you are going to be toothpick or at least reduce them.
That is the grossest thing I have seen today. Might I add that I saw a pigeon smashed to the ground on my ride home. Lose the plastics if you are going to be toothpick or at least reduce them.
Icky Icky Poo Poo. Plasticine gone wonk.
Damn...it's like looking at a real-life version of the crabby Hallmark character, Maxine.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happen
Submitted by Lindalou on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:21pm.
Kidding aside, she is nasty, and shes hunched over like shes trying to hide. She either knows shes nasty or, more likely, thinks shes fat.
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....she is fat....she's a huge lard head and her tupperwear is trying to quit her fat ass...you know that Dean is only in it for the pity points...He's living his karma...he was mean to her in a past life...now he has to shave her crotch as penance...but I digress
Celebs go to Palm Springs and bitch about all the paps because they know that 90% of paps live down south near Palm Springs. They'd rather take pics near home, rather than take a 90 min. commute to L.A. to "snatch" photos if you know what I mean.
If it's not Coachella muzak fest..then they're in P.S's for a photo op. Just check out Hometown Buffet at 3:30, before they turn it over to dinner prices at 4:30, to see who's in town on the cheap!
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WTF!?!?!?! What are those bags hangin' off that hag??? Fix those damn things if you wanna show them!!!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
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Kidding aside, she is nasty, and shes hunched over like shes trying to hide. She either knows shes nasty or, more likely, thinks shes fat. Hollywood was a much nicer looking place before heroin chic, when the women had curves.
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:11pm.
Cool!! Sounds fun. What about The Grove on weekends?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:49pm.
"Instead of a game show, how about Jose Luis Sin Censura?"
I LIKE YOU! Lol. I just want to do funny things when my friend comes... but I guess we could make celeb hunting fun if we bought new cameras with extra long zoom lenses and really tried to be paparazzi for a day! This might work...
She's like some kind of hideous monster. That's the fourth sign.
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Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:36pm.
OK, we can work this out: The Steps at about 9 am or Runyon Cyn about 5 pm. Fred Segal WeHo on Saturday about 1-ish. The Ivy at the Shore, Friday about 8. Montana Ave during Mom Times. Sunset Plaza at lunch.
Instead of a game show, how about Jose Luis Sin Censura?
She looks like something my son would make at summer camp using a popsicle stick and two pom-pom balls and a pair of googly eyes.
I hate it that I watch their stupid show, but I get sucked in every time. She looked much better when pregnant.
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I'd consider following Jesus Christ if he were on Twitter.
"Tori does have a face that only an entomologist could love."
I literally rolled around on my bed laughing at this line, with tears rolling out of my eyes. Thanks, MK. I need you an extra lot on shit days like today.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:33pm.
Well, there are places to go where the odds of seeing someone famous are best. We didn't go to many of them. But most of the time, it's totally random and unexpected. I don't think TV is much impressed by stars; I just wanted to make it happen anyways.
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Goodness, you're making me stress out bc I'll be playing host to a friend in a couple of weeks... but unlike the seemingly laid back TV... my friend has esp requested to "hunt" stars and go on a GAME SHOW. LOL. I wish he'd just be happy with my taking him to the Getty and Honey Pig in Koreatown, where they give away free ceramic lighters shaped like... pigs.
she has the chest of an 80-year-old
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:57pm.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:52pm.
We talked about YOU the whole time! *uploading tapes to Internet* *cursing AOL dial-up connection*
aakkk...deja vu! jk!!
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What is wrong with her tit TAYS. They look like they!want to runaway.
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The war isn't working.
Put them away Tori.
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
Note to all young girls, it is better to be naturally flat chested than look like you cut a grapefruit in half and stuck it under your skin. Tori looks so stupid with her implants. I'd rather be a natural A cup than look like her.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
She looks atrocious...now off to start reading from the beginning of the comments for an evening laugh.
Submitted by tojo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:52pm.
We talked about YOU the whole time! *uploading tapes to Internet* *cursing AOL dial-up connection*
DAAAAAAAMN. Tori's starving to death while Dean's doin' the chunky sway. MiMi LaRue is rolling in her urn.
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Gross and hahahah! She's a cunt.
my eyes are about to fold up to the back of my head because they have no decent place to land on...this shit should be a felony...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
my eyes are about to fold up to the back of my head because they have no decent place to land on...this shit should be a felony...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 7:33pm.
Well, there are places to go where the odds of seeing someone famous are best. We didn't go to many of them. But most of the time, it's totally random and unexpected. I don't think TV is much impressed by stars; I just wanted to make it happen anyways.
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Couldn't you have at least taped a conversation or two...those must have been hilarious!!
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