Tuesday, May 26th 2009

Open Post: Hosted By The Song Of The Year


I am pleased to announce that the soundtrack to my funeral has just added a new song: Aqua's "Back to the 80s." It will play right after Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me."

If you have no idea who Aqua is, then I feel sorry for your ears, because they have never experienced truly beautiful music with poignant lyrics. Aqua is best known for that Barbie song, but also in their catalog are such classics as "Doctor Jones" and "Good Morning Sunshine." But I have a feeling that the song they will play when they are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame next year will be "Back to the 80s." This is the shining diamond in their already illustrious career!

And you're lying to yourself if you don't admit that every thing referenced in this masterpiece of a song could be placed into a shadow box containing everything you've ever loved in life (I'm totally just speaking for myself when I say that).

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:38pm.

When M&Ms were just a snack
and Michael Jackson's skin was black.

I think they should join LFO on their reunion tour......
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No shit, huh?! Those verses had me LMAO!

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Hahaha! Me too!!!
It's like a bunch of potatoes trying to make poetry!

I couldn't go through the whole song, by the way...

:D

Drew's picture

Thanks to MK, I love Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me."

It's on my MP3 player (fuck you, iPod!) and it rocks.

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:42pm.

i didnt think it was that harsh..

like come on, why do the parents need that wonna be mob boss as their spokes person, and why after all the bad things they said abotu sick kids would they want to take their daughter there...

a week ago, she was too good to travel by ambulance to take her home. she needed a helicopter, but yesterday, the ambulance was ok to get her to the hospital? ppfftt. i honestly think and i hate to think it that sick kids had a bed, they just didnt want those assholes back at their hospital trying to ruin their good name..

oh and i thank you :P

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For funeral's music... Dead Kennedys' "Too Drunk To Fuck". Oh and Lords Of Acid's "Jack of Jill".

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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."

specialkt's picture

depends if it goes through urethra...same with female nipple piercings -- if it goes through duct it does come out all crazy!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:38pm.
Okay whores- I was watching Daisy of Love last night (don't judge) and want to know about penis piercings.

How do they pee?? Does it shoot every where?? I assume they take it out for sex?

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Follow my cat OscarBoxes on Twitter:

http://twitter.com/OscarBoxes

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Oh man, "Freak Like Me" was the dirtiest song around back in the day. I remember listening to that and was like, oh my Jesus.
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0

M.E.'s picture

Penis piercings are done FOR sex. So yes, the rod or ring stays in during sexy times.

Unless the urethra is also pierced, pee times should be normal.

I have no clue about if the urethra is pierced through. I'd assume leakage.

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Westlife's Flying Without Wings is going to my funeral song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcqppG-dpIs

The most amazing song ever recorded.

'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina

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Louise wants to see Six Gauges Six Gauge!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"

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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:37pm.
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14 thumbs down for greenfinch! :D

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"It's the plumber and I've come to fix the sink!"

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I had a really great weekend.
I didn't get too drunk (only that one night) and I rode a bicycle for the first time in 10 years.
Boy was my ass sore the next day.

christine the hoff's picture

funeral music, easy, let me smell yo dick.
I expect you whores to show up with accordians and white doves.
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Fucka doodle-do.

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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:38pm.

When M&Ms were just a snack
and Michael Jackson's skin was black.

I think they should join LFO on their reunion tour......
______________________________________________
No shit, huh?! Those verses had me LMAO!

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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."

snowpiece's picture

Nanners: Macy Gray: The Letter
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"

Mother Superior's picture

When M&Ms were just a snack
and Michael Jackson's skin was black.

I think they should join LFO on their reunion tour......

M.E.'s picture

Hey Horz! How was your weekends? Mine was shitty, trapped inside with a sick bebe, but otherwise, I had four days off. THAT was nice. I haven't had a full weekend off in over a year!

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Oh my God, I didnt know they were still alive. They were the shit when you were 11 in 1997.

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"oh what do you know about love, you little frizzy-haired pollyanna??"

louise_brooks's picture

Okay whores- I was watching Daisy of Love last night (don't judge) and want to know about penis piercings.

How do they pee?? Does it shoot every where?? I assume they take it out for sex?

Nanners's picture

Let's talk funeral soundtracks. I'm going with Fat Boy Slim and the Chemical Brothers. Perhaps Nick Drake too.

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I'm pinching yo nipples.

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:32pm.
its the one about baby kaylee...

im sorry should i not have called her parents pure trash lol

Fucking_Classy's picture

I remember them when I was a kid back in the 90's. Shit, her voice still annoys the FUCK out of me.

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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."

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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:32pm.
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Whoa greenfinch!!! Your comments are too harsh for the open post...tone it down.

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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

JoJo's picture

Why do I get the feeling that they were snorting helium when they recorded this song???

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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:32pm.
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Hahaha...well green it is the cbc, not dl. Can you tell me which article or do I have to hunt for the damn thing? ;)

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"It's the plumber and I've come to fix the sink!"

madam ex's picture

Freak Like Me is the shiznit....now I will have Adina stuck in my head all day long. Good song to dance to and I'd rate it a 10.

Sluttsville's picture

That's funny, I hear a dolphin singing, but I don't see one in the picture.

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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.

I hate Aqua!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

greenfinch's picture

ooo open post!

im laughing so hard. i was on the cbc's website posting about an article and my comments were called harsh ppfftt. more just accurate. sorry people hate hearing the truth ... duh duh duh...