Open Post: Hosted By The Song Of The Year
I am pleased to announce that the soundtrack to my funeral has just added a new song: Aqua's "Back to the 80s." It will play right after Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me."
If you have no idea who Aqua is, then I feel sorry for your ears, because they have never experienced truly beautiful music with poignant lyrics. Aqua is best known for that Barbie song, but also in their catalog are such classics as "Doctor Jones" and "Good Morning Sunshine." But I have a feeling that the song they will play when they are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame next year will be "Back to the 80s." This is the shining diamond in their already illustrious career!
And you're lying to yourself if you don't admit that every thing referenced in this masterpiece of a song could be placed into a shadow box containing everything you've ever loved in life (I'm totally just speaking for myself when I say that).
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
I feel really guilty for wanting to watch Jon & Kate Plus 8. It upsets me so much I'm like some kind of masochist or some shit. Plus, I shouldn't be supporting that kind of fuckery. I should know better!!
*rewatches premier and screams at television*
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Stoney, you don't even like bebes! What in God's name are you doing watching a show about 8 rugrats?
Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
Seen any new old faces?
Reeter and louise: Fox totally lost the hot for me this week, I love that "FOxxxxxxxxxxxxx" music they play for him. FLEX for the win!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
ugh watched that shit show last night. how infuriating.
hes totally not living there anymore, poor kid is like daddy dont go away anymore like man..
and her and her im here for my kids i do whatever i can for my kids blah blah blah..how bout telling your husband you love him and want to workthings out ughhhhhhhhhh
so frustrated
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
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Hahaha...you must be a Canuck to know that.
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"It's the plumber and I've come to fix the sink!"
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:06pm.
So were they kind of like the original No Doubt?
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Actually No Doubt formed in 1986, whereas Aqua formed in 1989.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
..it's rainy and dark here so in honor of miss Stevie Nick's b-day I've been rockin' out to her and Fleetwood Mac all day...Gypsy is one of my all time fave songs..whats everyone else's fave songs of all time???
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
@Greenfinch
Hey I went to CBC and gave you two thumbs up for your comments! I agree Kaylee's parent are attention seeking white trash!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Greenfinch, is that Bubbles wearing a babushka?
Just wondering.
I feel really guilty for wanting to watch Jon & Kate Plus 8. It upsets me so much I'm like some kind of masochist or some shit. Plus, I shouldn't be supporting that kind of fuckery. I should know better!!
*rewatches premier and screams at television*
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:06pm.
Cuz when I arrive
I, I bring tha fire
Make you come, alive
I can take you higher
I'm here bitchez. Someone bring me up to speed.
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I've been gone 90 mins and I feel more than lost.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:10pm.
@ Reeter, OMG that skunk was hilarious! They all started barfing like the movie Stand By Me.
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The puking part was so funny. All of those big strong men...ahahahahaahaa!
I think Sinister needs to go. He looks wild, but seems way too sincere and decent for Daisy. She needs dumbass Fox to make her look smarter.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:05pm
oh he's totally family. i laugh every time i seem him there in his fancy suit stupid hat and sunglasses (while indoors)
i found it odd that the baby has her last name not the fathers...
I was jammin' to Aqua on imeem just the other day! I'm convinced Lil Wayne stole the idea for his song Lollipop from Aqua's Lollipop(Candyman) song. aaaand...who referenced this corny ass group to No Doubt?! Just, no!
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
I need to find a place where I can get a cute dressy dress (short) that is not strapless. I tried the link>>>>
and I tried a bunch of other online sites to no avail.
It has to be pink or some shade of rose.
Anybody have any ideas?
@ Reeter, OMG that skunk was hilarious! They all started barfing like the movie Stand By Me.
How friggin stupid is Fox? "Who's Marilyn Monroe?" "Where should I walk??" "I say I'm going out and you say- hey, I'm going to go out too and in the back of your mind you are like whoa."
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:38pm.
Okay whores- I was watching Daisy of Love last night (don't judge) and want to know about penis piercings.
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Yes, I did. I have no idea about six gauge's six gauge. I thought the skunk in the house was hilarious, though!
So were they kind of like the original No Doubt?
;)
Remember back then, to get your hair that color, you had to stick your head in the toilet after dumping packets of Kool Aid in it? hahahahahaha!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:41pm.
funeral music, easy, let me smell yo dick.
I expect you whores to show up with accordians and white doves.
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SMELL KEVIN'S DICK AND BALLS OK SLAP HOFFALINA'S SOCK SLOT AT FUNERAL IN ANGRY PINK WIG AND ENGLISH MOUTH OK THESE LOWER CHATS GIVE GAS AND PLEASURE OK WOW
Cuz when I arrive
I, I bring tha fire
Make you come, alive
I can take you higher
I'm here bitchez. Someone bring me up to speed.
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:51pm.
you know as much as i make fun of the dude, their spokesloser jp whatshisface is almost ridiculous enough to be hot slut of the day with the outfits he wears...
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ITA...I think he's their inbred cousin or something.
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"It's the plumber and I've come to fix the sink!"
Since there is a little lull in the conversation- Nurse Jackie on the right is sort of freaking me the hell out.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:56pm.
What are we talking about?
I'm so busy, is not even fair
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Music, body piercings, Daisy of Love...and you can ask M.E. anything you want. If the answer is wrong - she gets spanked. I think that's it. ; )
I can't even listen to 30 seconds of that. HER VOICE! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:51pm.
Shame I missed that. Not.
They sit down and rhyme like they're 5 years old.
What rhymes with AWFUL? (waffle..hahahaa!!!)
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:58pm.
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Yeah, they both had their strong suits. Mary Ann was spunky and could run with the boys but Darla knew how to use her feminine wiles. ;)
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"It's the plumber and I've come to fix the sink!"
I have to decide what I want for lunch. I didn't bring anything today.
I'm thinking some chicken salad and a deviled egg......
chefcami - um, can you use a paddle board today? Thanx
CWord, you switched from Mary Ann (or Jane) to Darla! But either one is O-Tay with me!
Anyone else think the lead singer looks familiar? She looks like someone famous but I can't think who or is she someone famous (and not just for singing "I'm a Barbie Girl")?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:55pm.
yes and I dont know why however I will be the one administering the spankings.
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4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
Thanks everyone!
Mr. Mercury, I assume it did hurt. How could it not?!?!?! Even if it didn't hurt right away, I assume it would hurt while it healed.
What are we talking about?
I'm so busy, is not even fair
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
going to walmart to buy MadLibs (if they have them).... really wish I had that 3wolves howling @ the moon shirt... I need to make some magic happen!!
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4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
Uhm, am I in trouble here?
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:51pm.
Anyone remember Army of Lovers?? Crucify was popular on the dance floors back around '92.
http://www.dance-lyrics.com/ama/massive_luxury_overdose_b000002l0p.jpg
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Oh. My God. This shit just made my day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYT2aWavXlc
Nice closeup of her knockers.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
AQUA SUCKS!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:42pm.
LMAO!!
Anyone remember Army of Lovers?? Crucify was popular on the dance floors back around '92.
http://www.dance-lyrics.com/ama/massive_luxury_overdose_b000002l0p.jpg
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Some men follow rainbows and I'm told
Some men search for silver, some for gold
I have found my treasure in your soul honey
All I ever need is you...
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:46pm.
Hahaha! Me too!!!
It's like a bunch of potatoes trying to make poetry!
I couldn't go through the whole song, by the way...
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Then you missed
"When shoulder pads and looking tough
lost a dare to David Hasselhof"
Those asshats should stop trying to make that rhyme thingie work.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:46pm
this is true, i noticed no thumbs down to the whoring out their daughter comment lol.
and the father has been very distasteful. i can not understand how anyone could use their child like that..esp in her condition
you know as much as i make fun of the dude, their spokesloser jp whatshisface is almost ridiculous enough to be hot slut of the day with the outfits he wears...
Love it! The only thing I don't remember are barber curls. What are barber curls???????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
"Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:46pm.
Cmon! More than Pussy Control!?
Come make some blind item guesses biatches!
down there VVVV"
Hahaha. I don't remember that song, but I grew up in a household where Barry Manilow was played all day, everyday. ILPS = SHELTERED!
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f-qyuEV90
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
They did do the Barbie song! I was just thinking that the girl's voice sounded familiar. They must be pushing 40 cause that shit was ages ago!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:46pm.
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It wasn't that harsh, it's just the commenters on the cbc are usually averaging 60 years of age and aren't used to such bluntness.
And I agree with your comments; the father's actions have been particularly distasteful imho.
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"It's the plumber and I've come to fix the sink!"
M.E. knows everything. She should have her own column or an Ask M.E. blog or something.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:38pm.
Okay whores- I was watching Daisy of Love last night (don't judge) and want to know about penis piercings.
How do they pee?? Does it shoot every where?? I assume they take it out for sex?
Dear Louise: Mr. Mercury has a PA. It is a two gauge. You pee normally, there is no truth to the urban legend that when you go you have to sit. You simply hold it to the side and go. It does not "shoot every where" unless you want it to. As for sex...well, a two gauge can cause dental damage if you're an excitable boy. You have to be a caring partner, so when asked I remove it. You forgot the BIG question, which is "did that hurt when you had it done".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
i have never had better sexy times than when i had with a man who had a Prince Albert! now that was awesome!
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf
Oh man, "Freak Like Me" was the dirtiest song around back in the day. I remember listening to that and was like, oh my Jesus.
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Cmon! More than Pussy Control!?
Come make some blind item guesses biatches!
down there VVVV
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