Open Post: Hosted By The Song Of The Year
I am pleased to announce that the soundtrack to my funeral has just added a new song: Aqua's "Back to the 80s." It will play right after Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me."
If you have no idea who Aqua is, then I feel sorry for your ears, because they have never experienced truly beautiful music with poignant lyrics. Aqua is best known for that Barbie song, but also in their catalog are such classics as "Doctor Jones" and "Good Morning Sunshine." But I have a feeling that the song they will play when they are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame next year will be "Back to the 80s." This is the shining diamond in their already illustrious career!
And you're lying to yourself if you don't admit that every thing referenced in this masterpiece of a song could be placed into a shadow box containing everything you've ever loved in life (I'm totally just speaking for myself when I say that).
VIA ONTD
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Daisy had to kick him off because she doesn't "condole" violence.
@ snowpiece
Honestly, I'm kind of ambivalent about her. I don't hate her, but I don't really like her either. If anything I feel sort of bad for her. Anyone who does that to their face has to have problems.
But then she has moments where she is being real that she does come across as likable.
devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:30pm.
Sorry, I just had scanned over it. Never mind then. : )
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Instead of Kate and Jon, I watched Golden Voyage of Sinbad on Reelz last night. It was filmed in 1974 and was AWSUM.
My life sucks donkey balls today! Mabe it can suck mine tommorrow! Oh wait I don't have any!!!!!!!
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greenfinch! HAHA! You are too harsh man, too harsh! LOVES IT!
I am NOT pleased with being back at work. It was so nice having 4 FULL days off.
DG: DAISY OF LOVE SPOILER ALERT:
Cage went home crying like a little bitch, he walked off the show because he couldn't control his urge to kill Flex. Of course Daisy broke down....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
gah...it's getting dark here...again with the rain...I need an ark
Who got sent packing on Daisy of Love? I am too lazy to scan through the posts. someone....anyone......?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Reet/Lou:
who do you want to win? Also, doncha love Daisy, I can't help it, I don't hate her at all.
DG feel free to jump in this convo at any time, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:38pm.
@ Mother Superior
I disagree. He looks like he drools 24/7, not just at night.
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LMAO!!! :D
And not only from his mouth......
Ok I stop here.
And I just LOVE how she calls her speaking engagements where people pay to hear her wax about family values and her promotional book tour where she exploits her fucking kids "my work/my career." Bitch PLEASE! You didn't go to school for years to become a fucking lawyer or graphic designer or computer tech! You had a large round of Clomid for Christ's sake! Career my mother fucking ASS! Uh!
Ok, I'll stop now.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:34pm
man i loves deviled eggs.
other htan that, i saw some piercing talk and i got blasted on another site for being too harsh lol
@ Mother Superior
I disagree. He looks like he drools 24/7, not just at night.
stoney: my thoughts exactly! what kind of parents would let their kids attend a party with creepy papz hiding in the bushes? The kind of parents who want to be able to brag later that they were there. I mean how sad for the kids. I think it was Joel's friend that didn't show up. I was sure that was because of the publicity. How sad.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
dude, i tried to get through that song and it was ROUGH! If MK really wants a cute cheesy song about the 80s, he needs to listen to Babies of the 80s by Something Corporate. They mention Nerf balls and jelly shoes, so I can relate to that a little better.
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
Adina Howard! I was just thinking about that song the other day! Only because the radio was playing Monifa's "Do You Really Wanna Touch It." Play THAT at your funeral!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:34pm.
i love how she "hates" the paps, yet at every opportunity, theres one, theres one, opps theres another one..dont look at them hehehe...
and tells the mothers, thanks for putting up with it...
pfpftt. they all enjoy it. they were all hoping to see themselves in the rags
they are all a bunch of tossers
i honestly believe jon is tired of it..but perhaps he shouldnt drive such a flashy car..but her. she eats it up
@ snowpiece
I feel bad for him, because she obviously doesn't like him and he does seem like a decent guy.
But I feel worse for his eyebrows. Sinister, please put the tweezers down.
Baldy on the pic gives me the creeps.
He looks like he drools at night......
I can't locate Reeter's comment about sinister but, Ugh! ITA he needs to goooooo!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
just have to say the Six Flags of New Jersey released a new rollercoaster.
Except it isnt new, they just painted an old ride purple and gave it a new name.
what is that fuckery!
Aside from the Jon and Kate talk, what's up in this chat?
*shoves deviled egg into mouth*
I can't believe the other mothers at the sextuplets party even let their kids attend this shit. They must be all about the attention, too. "Let's go be on TV little Taylor!"
*barfs uncontrollably and plans suburban preschool massacre*
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@ snowpiece and reeter
The Fox music was soooo funny!
I don't know if I've just been hanging with ugly guys all my life or what, but I had no idea that there are guys who get by on looks alone, too.
Even Daisy looked like, "WTF??" when he was talking.
stoney: she was really awful last night. I was like "You know Kate, millions of people who have never watched before are tuning in tonight and this is your one opportunity to show people you are not as bad as they think AND THIS is your attitude?" I swear, for the FIRST time I felt she really doesn't give two shits about those kids anymore, I think she's totally bought her own Oprah hype.
But God, I love those damn little kids!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
she was only crying last night in the show cause she saw the money train coming to the end of the line....
woo woo
i feel for jon, i really do, cause you know she'll do her best to keep the kids ffrom him
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:28pm.
Do you think they will film a reality show about Jon in prison and the kids split up into various relatives and foster homes after he bludgeons Kate in a fit of blind fury?
I don't watch jon kate whatever 8. But I would watch that!!!!
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@ Reeter
ITA about Sinister. He needs to go, because she obviously doesn't like him.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:24pm.
Sorry, I just had scanned over it. Never mind then. : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I know! Even the KIDS can see straight through Kate's fuckery! Did you see when she lined them all up for the TLC picture at the birthday party, the "last" family picture with Jon, and one of the twins jumped up as soon as the picture was snapped and rolled her eyes and walked off? It's like, why does my mother only care about the goddamn cameras? She really is a fucking monster. I can't believe some people support this child pimper. No WONDER Jon hates her. Her kids will pretty soon.
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Do you think they will film a reality show about Jon in prison and the kids split up into various relatives and foster homes after he bludgeons Kate in a fit of blind fury?
Worst lyrics in a long time but hey, they aren't native speakers. On the other hand, they claim to be musicians....bwahahaha. Girlfriend can't sing so well now either.
The only good thing about this is they're from Denmark. :) Otherwise, yes, they suck.
Well, it's harmless but fun, much better than most shitty music today :-)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:41pm.
funeral music, easy, let me smell yo dick.
I expect you whores to show up with accordians and white doves.
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SMELL KEVIN'S DICK AND BALLS OK SLAP HOFFALINA'S SOCK SLOT AT FUNERAL IN ANGRY PINK WIG AND ENGLISH MOUTH OK THESE LOWER CHATS GIVE GAS AND PLEASURE OK WOW
chances are, you'll outlive my sorry ass, so get busy!
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Fucka doodle-do.
OMG! This song is funny.
Stoney: you know what, I was like the last person in America on Kate's side till last night. I hated her attitude and ITA Jon is PISSED OFF, daaaaaamn!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:06pm.
So were they kind of like the original No Doubt?
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Actually No Doubt formed in 1986, whereas Aqua formed in 1989.
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I was just making a joke, but thanks for the info!
I put a wink at the end of it, did you see it?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:20pm.
my absolute favourite quote from teh entire show...
kate is crying. shes like im sorry.. i dont want to ruin my make up...
bahahahaha should be the last of her worries. she cares more about the make up than her husband.
jon = totally upset, kate= cold hearted bitch
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:20pm.
yeah, I read how they needed to work on things and people wouldn't give them the space.... HELLO??? You are on National-Fucking-TV!!!! What the hell did you expect?????
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:17pm.
Actually, it's funny you say that...I do like babies! I just HATE the parents who have no business squirting them out! And if I hate the parents I usually also resent their kids for having their genes, lol. Makes me all stabby and shit.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
Seen any new old faces?
Not yet, how about you?
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Cmon! More than Pussy Control!?
Hahaha. I don't remember that song, but I grew up in a household where Barry Manilow was played all day, everyday. ILPS = SHELTERED!
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Wow, Prince's um, nightclub-famous song. Everyone has to listen once.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu-8Fp1Izwg
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Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
i thank you!
methnks its so funny how many people are thumbs downing the comments!
cause ya know. i was jsut stating what i saw in all the interviews
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:17pm.
Reeter and louise: Fox totally lost the hot for me this week, I love that "FOxxxxxxxxxxxxx" music they play for him. FLEX for the win!
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I almost forgot about that music. That cracks me up! Isn't it the music from Shaft? LOL!!!
*wiping tears* I love stupid television. : )
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
..it's rainy and dark here so in honor of miss Stevie Nick's b-day I've been rockin' out to her and Fleetwood Mac all day...Gypsy is one of my all time fave songs..whats everyone else's fave songs of all time???
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so THAT'S why they cancelled the Sacramento show..... bitch!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Yeah, it's pretty obvious Jon moved out. His living over the garage must have been a temporary arrangement. You can tell he's hurt and hates Kate's guts. I don't even really think he's cares that much about even the kids anymore. Kate was SO bitchy on the couch with her "well I'M here" bullshit. That's not enough a marriage make, cunt. I think I actually saw Jon yawning a couple times during the birthday party. And what the fuck with her Victoria Beckham outfit for the party complete with large sunglasses and trenchcoat? Bitch please, we know you come from the trailer park.
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:18pm.
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Close enough...if you know who Bubbles is then technically you're an adoptee. :)
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I love this.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
lol no its jerry oconnells mom!
Hahaha...you must be a Canuck to know that.
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Sadly, no, I just dated an Edmontonian for awhile.
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