Open Post: Hosted By The Song Of The Year
I am pleased to announce that the soundtrack to my funeral has just added a new song: Aqua's "Back to the 80s." It will play right after Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me."
If you have no idea who Aqua is, then I feel sorry for your ears, because they have never experienced truly beautiful music with poignant lyrics. Aqua is best known for that Barbie song, but also in their catalog are such classics as "Doctor Jones" and "Good Morning Sunshine." But I have a feeling that the song they will play when they are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame next year will be "Back to the 80s." This is the shining diamond in their already illustrious career!
And you're lying to yourself if you don't admit that every thing referenced in this masterpiece of a song could be placed into a shadow box containing everything you've ever loved in life (I'm totally just speaking for myself when I say that).
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:02pm.
Oh hun I've been with mine for three years. I'm lucky to get it two or three times a month. It varies, though. Sometimes I get it five or six times or as little as one or two during the month.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:08pm.
um, i stuck my tongue once to a frozen tether ball pole.
that doesn't count right?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:07pm.
Sometimes you just have to let him have his way with you and hope you get in the mood. I'm weird too. I can be easily turned on, and just about as easily turned off.
Smurf, happy birthday!
Which of you sluts have (in)significant others?
I am single and ready to mingle and jingle it!
(but not tonite. at least, I don't think!)
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:38pm.
Well if all Asians look slow as babies, I apologize. It must be race thing.
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I'm not Asian and I totally look slow and I'm an adult.
I have no idea what my point was. *le sigh*
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LOL. Are you a "mouth-breather"?
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No, I'm a butt-breather. Makes it easier to talk out of my ass.
Hey, where's Freebird?
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Oh quit it. I <3 you!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:59pm.
My man hasn't even ackwnoledged my existence today and he is not the kind to give surprises, if he forgot my fucking B-day , I will shot him in the eye and dumping his ass.
Yea, being preoccupied with some strange will do that to our memories...
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:05pm.
hi by the way! are you feelin better, and gots a boootiful lawn now?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Happy bday shut the smurf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is this real life?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:06pm.
Excellent topic!
*sits down with Juice Box and Chips*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Roo, you know. The droolers who ride on the short bus with their tongue stuck to the window because they are retarded and shit?
*takes drivers seat to hell*
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:05pm.
well, that is very true. usually i am never to blame.
but if he's always ready to go, and i am not... i'm not sure there's anyone to pass it on to :P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I was pleasantly surprised yesterday when the BH jumped in the shower with me to knock a piece off!
WOOT!
I'm the worst kind of slut. Anytime, anywhere. I'll 99.9% of the time never say no.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:59pm.
Feliz Cumpleaños!!! * he better have a surprise for you*
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:57pm.
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NO!!!!!!!!! Not sx talk! Vom!
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I know, huh? Like the act itself, it gets boring after awhile.
Let's talk about.................
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GHOSTS!!
Like, this morning, I was leaving the house and turning everything off - lights, fans, tvs. I even turned off the radios - all of them. If I leave the one in the dining room on, the cats - who get placed behind closed doors during the day in the bedroom for their safety (too many coyotes and sick fux outside) - think I'm still in the house and meow, meow, meow. I turned off that radio and was gathering the last of my sht to leave the house. BAM! the radio goes on all by itself and freaks me out. I got mad and went over to the radio and yelled at it. No, i didn't yell at it, but I did pull the cord out of the wall because what came on was not the radio station I had on, but the CD that was in the radio thing.
THat's all I got. Except for this - The Sounds of Hell!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvnxeX2SQso
The thought of MK getting Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me" at his funeral is fucking hilarious!
--thanks awfully--
bitchette- you shouldn't automatically put the blame on yourself. Jeez, I thought you would know better than that, having the word 'bitch' in your name!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:59pm.
My man hasn't even ackwnoledged my existence today and he is not the kind to give surprises, if he forgot my fucking B-day , I will shot him in the eye and dumping his ass.
Not cool.
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You might be pleasantly surprised Smurf. Don't give up on him just yet!
There is still p[lenty of time for him to sweep you off of your feet with a fab birthday treat!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:59pm.
My man hasn't even ackwnoledged my existence today and he is not the kind to give surprises, if he forgot my fucking B-day , I will shot him in the eye and dumping his ass.
Not cool.
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Oh nay, grasshooper! You go about this the wrong way! There are several things you can do to maximize his guilt! Come sit at my knee and let's talk about this.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
happy birfday smurfy!!!
maybe he IS giving you a surprise this year??
*hopes so, for his sake*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Smurf- it's your Bday today? HAPPY BIRFDAY! If he did forget, first give him a chance to make up for it, but if it doesn't do, then DUMP IM.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:01pm.
*taunting roo*
Mouth-breathin window-licka! Mouth-breathin window licka!
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That might cut if I knew WTF a window-licker was! Wot?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:59pm.
so, like how many times per week would you say on average?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Happy Birthday smurf!!!!
*prays for your bh*
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*taunting roo*
Mouth-breathin window-licka! Mouth-breathin window licka!
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So I am in Vienna, grass-less, and lo and fuckin behold, re-buffed by Russia.
Long story short. The last time I was here, I didn't hit it, and now said party is bitter.
I cannot skank it up with everyone.
I've gotta be stingy with my peen!!
I've got morals!
Can someone please FedEx me some green sugar?!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
My man hasn't even ackwnoledged my existence today and he is not the kind to give surprises, if he forgot my fucking B-day , I will shot him in the eye and dumping his ass.
Not cool.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:38pm.
Well if all Asians look slow as babies, I apologize. It must be race thing.
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I'm not Asian and I totally look slow and I'm an adult.
I have no idea what my point was. *le sigh*
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LOL. Are you a "mouth-breather"?
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No, I'm a butt-breather. Makes it easier to talk out of my ass.
Hey, where's Freebird?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Don't worry, bitchette. Everyone goes through dry spells in relationships! Totally normal. If you think it's an issue, drink a bottle of wine with your man and start flashing him. That usually works for me, lol.
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But I did like it, and I like the guy.
So we'll see what happens, he'll be back in 2 weeks from his training, but he calls me everyday, and txt and emails, not in a psycho way, just everynow and then. He seems like a nice guy, not the bad boys I get involved with...like the ex
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Is this real life?
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:42pm.
*waits patiently in corner for change of subject*
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Your wish is my command. SEX! SEX!
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NO!!!!!!!!! Not sex talk! Vom!
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Wot? Y?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:38pm.
Well if all Asians look slow as babies, I apologize. It must be race thing.
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I'm not Asian and I totally look slow and I'm an adult.
I have no idea what my point was. *le sigh*
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LOL. Are you a "mouth-breather"?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:42pm.
*waits patiently in corner for change of subject*
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Your wish is my command. SEX! SEX!
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NO!!!!!!!!! Not sex talk! Vom!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
so, i think maybe i have a problem with my sex drive....
i'm definitely not jumpin on my man all the time like some of you guys (sluts:P)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:50pm.
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tired or wasted?
who's too tired for sexxxay times? at your guys' age....me, I'm old, but I'm happy (quoting Cat Stevens, Father & Son)
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Tired. And he's several years older than I am so he gets a pass on that one. He played Frisbee for like 3 hours in the sun.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Good for you Stoney
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Is this real life?
haha diamond, thanks!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:50pm.
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tired or wasted?
who's too tired for sexxxay times? at your guys' age....me, I'm old, but I'm happy (quoting Cat Stevens, Father & Son)
AND...................
first of all....his...equipment was of course totally different. smaller...thinner... smaller balls hahahaha
but not in a bad way, but OMG could he use his equipment. and his mouth....i am on a cloud right now
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Is this real life?
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:49pm.
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I'm jelly. Click on the "Lucky" link here:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound
4th column over, in green.
My BH was so tired after one of the parties we went to, he wasn't in the mood for sexy times.
Loser.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:19pm.
She actually said the word "condole" (I may have hit rewind a couple of times to make sure).
Oh, I believe ya. I just like hearing her say it in a lisp.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:20pm.
Moms - do they still do Kindergarten Graduations??
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Yes. I heard the DJ's talking about one last week on the morning radio show. The one dj dad didn't want to go cuz he thought it would be totally stupid. He said it was actually the cutest thing ever.
I just saw Little Miss Sunshine last week (it's my job to bring up the rear!) and those beauty pageant kids are RIDICULOUS.
I got laid TWICE this weekend!
(that's good for me, lol)
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Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:47pm.
AND...????????
tell tell tell
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
My hall monitor freshman year was Korean and he told me they all had flat face.* I guess that, plus the Kate cunt gene, plus being crammed into one uterus and being born premature may do a number on the tups' appearance.
*He said it, not me!!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:45pm.
*coughnymphocough* :)
any new blow job tips?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:42pm.
*waits patiently in corner for change of subject*
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Your wish is my command. SEX! SEX!
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May I start?? OK so that guy I found in a restaurant/bar a week after my breakup. We hooked up, then this friday he came to visit (he lives 2 hours away) before living for training up north. And we had sex...first time having sex with a different man than the exbf which I dated for 4 years....he was my first...
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Is this real life?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 2:57pm.
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Do you have a video of that? I'd really like to see it.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:42pm.
*waits patiently in corner for change of subject*
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Your wish is my command. SEX! SEX!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg