Open Post: Hosted By The Song Of The Year
I am pleased to announce that the soundtrack to my funeral has just added a new song: Aqua's "Back to the 80s." It will play right after Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me."
If you have no idea who Aqua is, then I feel sorry for your ears, because they have never experienced truly beautiful music with poignant lyrics. Aqua is best known for that Barbie song, but also in their catalog are such classics as "Doctor Jones" and "Good Morning Sunshine." But I have a feeling that the song they will play when they are inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame next year will be "Back to the 80s." This is the shining diamond in their already illustrious career!
And you're lying to yourself if you don't admit that every thing referenced in this masterpiece of a song could be placed into a shadow box containing everything you've ever loved in life (I'm totally just speaking for myself when I say that).
VIA ONTD
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:46pm.
Are there any slow cooker users in here? I have a serious question because I am not as proficient with one as I need to be for this recipe I have. And this recipe makes no sense to me if it's done in a slow cooker. HELP!
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Try me. I use them sometimes.
* kicks things *
You know, I did the come to Jesus meeting with her fucking twelve years ago. I admit it was poor timing because it was on her birthday but I swear to horseshit, it's going to be close to the same damn convo.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
ISprainedMyUvula:
The longer you drag it out, the more incensed YOU will be, because then it becomes a burden on you and your potential.
Your truest friends should complement you, not bog you down with trite shit such as what you described.
She is no real friend. She is a heel and emotional leech!
86 that slut!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
smurf, maybe he doesn't care about bdays that much. is not because of your bday but still he should know if its important to you he should care.
but the day is not over!
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Is this real life?
Are there any slow cooker users in here? I have a serious question because I am not as proficient with one as I need to be for this recipe I have. And this recipe makes no sense to me if it's done in a slow cooker. HELP!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
And PLEASE, whatever you do, PLEASE point out that most people (her age, her parents age, and even younger than her) are dealing with mortgages, insurance, car notes, medical bills, etc. and her bitching about her overdue Visa with charges from Chilis five years ago is totally fucking laughable and she needs to shut the fuck up and grow up.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:43pm.
sure :) call her up.
or like stoney said- write her a letter. that way you don't have to do it face to face. just make sure to tell her you love her (if you do) but that she needs to act her age.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Breakdown- THAT'S what chaps my ass the most. That she's a fucking grown up and thinks that grown up crap doesn't apply to her because of this, that and the other.
I just don't get the logic in thinking that working 32 hours a week when you have NO other responsibilities except staying up all hours of the night watching TV makes for a hard life.
bitchette- Can you tell her for me??? ;) I'm a pussy.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
bitchette:
exactly! You are a slut that knows!!!!
ISprainedMyUvula:
Advice from a resident cock:
Your friend needs to be kicked in her goddamn throat and told the fuckin truth, which, she should ALREADY FUCKING KNOW BY NOW.
Everyone knows someone like that. Hell, I have people in my family like that.
I left home as soon as possible. No way was I doing the nasty in the same house my 'rents were in.
And besides, grown people do grown things!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Uvula, better yet, write it all down in a letter so she can't freak out on you and get hysterical. I kinda think she's needs to hear how pathetic she is.
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ISMU, I agree with Creepella and bitchette. Sometimes, for your own sanity, you have to cut people off. Friendship is a two-way street, and if you're not getting anything out if it, what's the point? That's my two cents.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by Creepella on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:38pm.
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Appreciate the answer. And I think you're right. She's just so overly sensitive, probably because she knows it will keep her from having to hear the truth.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
We do not have a microwave.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:34pm.
yes, tell her. tell her to shut the fuck up and it's entirely her own fault that she got herself into that much debt when she didn't have any real bills to pay.
tell her you're tired of her bitching when everyone else is going thru shit too, and she still has a place to live. and you won't be answering any of her call if she continues as is.
if it were my friends they would tell me, and i would tell them. sometimes you need to hear the truth from a friend to help you see reality.
or just stop answering her calls.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:34pm.
You should tell her, but be prepared to lose her as a friend. She's just using you as a sounding board. She just puts her shit in your lap and moves on. If you like her, just let her ramble. If you don't need the aggravation then tell her exactly how you feel.
Creepella
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:33pm.
Sugaroo:
No Boston Chicken/Markets here.
Today, I broke down to my Negroid inclinations and went to KFC for the first time since Bush stole the second election.
I swear I could hear the store calling out to me.
"Black man, black man. come in and order a two piece!"
And then I went in, and ordered in German and I ordered biscuits.
This ho puts two toasted buns (from a burger) on the plate, totally killing my fried chicken experience!
Bitch!
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AHAHAHAHAHAH! I'm sorry but that made me LOL.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:33pm.
WTF! the biscuits are as important as the chicken. hamburger buns?? who told them that was ok?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Advice, ladies? And gents if there are some dicks floating around in here.
My friend is at a point in her life where she is 100% delusional about, well- everything.
Long story short: 30's, lives at home. Mom pays for rent, utilities, school, food, does her laundry, etc. It's been TEN years. Friend works a single full time job which has furloughed her down a day to 32 hours so she has a 3-day weekend every single week.
Friend is ALWAYS complaining about having no money and is 15k in debt because she uses the living at home sitch as a crutch for not moving out and now uses the debt as a crutch for not being able to afford to.
I'm SO over her calling me at 2pm my time when she's just woken up to complain about how tired she is, about how her friends suck, her family thinks she's a lazy mooch, etc. I want to scream at her THEY'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!!! She's super-sensitive and totally balked when I even suggested she get a part time job to help with her debt because she "did that when I was in school" and "it stressed me out so much and I couldn't handle it".
She has no responsibilities except to help clean at her mom's and won't do it. She hired someone she can't afford. She hates to cook and complains about it. Whines about money. Whines about being single and how her friends suck. I seriously want to scream at her that everybody else is going through shit, too and she can't be surprised that people are annoyed her bitching about how she can't handle doing the bare minimum.
Should I even bother telling her? And how- she cries and freaks out the minute you tell her she's doing something wrong with her life.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Sugaroo:
No Boston Chicken/Markets here.
Today, I broke down to my Negroid inclinations and went to KFC for the first time since Bush stole the second election.
I swear I could hear the store calling out to me.
"Black man, black man. come in and order a two piece!"
And then I went in, and ordered in German and I ordered biscuits.
This ho puts two toasted buns (from a burger) on the plate, totally killing my fried chicken experience!
Bitch!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:28pm.
Whatever, I totally cook my Lean Cuisines in the oven!
*bitch face*
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I do too, if I have time. I usually remember it right before I have to eat and run so I don't have time to cook them. I think they somehow taste better cooked in the oven.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
we have been without a microwave since Feb!
i have gotten to the point i don't even notice it anymore.
and i would never, never boil water for tea in the microwave. kettle only. tastes really different when the water comes from the microwave. and i work with english people. :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
You have got to be kidding.
This song is hideous.
Whatever, I totally cook my Lean Cuisines in the oven!
*bitch face*
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Breakdown- even if any of us were single, the chances that we happen to be in Europe are unfortunately not very high. I hope you find someone to lavish yer lovin' on, though!
Oh, shoot, wtf am I still doing here! I should be almost home by now.
Stoney, the day I microwave anything other than a Lean Cuisine or water for tea is they day MK sleeps with Shauna Sand.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:21pm.
Sugaroo:
This is when you fly your ass to Boston Chicken and pretend you made it all from scratch!
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Mmmmm. You said Boston Chicken. Do they have that in Deutschland?
AHAHAHAH! I love this thing in New York where they turned certain streets into pedestrian walkways. Drivers are piiiiiiiiiiiiissed!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:59pm.
Oh nay, grasshooper! You go about this the wrong way! There are several things you can do to maximize his guilt! Come sit at my knee and let's talk about this.
mmm as strange it might sounds, I don't care about guilt, I don't even want a present if he can't afford it, I want him to remember my fucking b-day, I don't bitch about aniversaries or anything like that (which he NEVER remembers)
is that too much to ask?.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Sounds like you need to zap it in the microwave before it goes in the oven, roo!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:12pm.
Thanks guys! I already bought his fucking present and his b-day is next month :(
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Aw smurfy. i've been married 16 years. After the first few years I ordered the DH not to choose by birfday gift. So I don't even expect him to remember. I just choose and buy my own gift and he pays for it.
If you have a good guy in every way but that, it ain't no thang!
Sugaroo:
This is when you fly your ass to Boston Chicken and pretend you made it all from scratch!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
You fuckers are no fucking help. The fucking oven takes 15 mins to fucking preheat! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Wow. I just channeled Charles Manson. *bug eyes*
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:16pm.
FUCK!!!!!!!! IT'S AFTER 5:00! OMG why didn't you bitches tell me? I was supposed to put the chicken in the oven at 4:00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Having sex makes you forgetful!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:16pm.
FUCK!!!!!!!! IT'S AFTER 5:00! OMG why didn't you bitches tell me? I was supposed to put the chicken in the oven at 4:00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Because it's only 2pm here!
And my chicken is in the crotch pot! Yeah beyotch!
Roo, don't forget to put the chicken in the oven.
*snort*
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Sugaroo:
It's nearing midnight here, so I ate dinner already!
But you can send me a church plate!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
*rubs hands together*
I'm good at the guilt trips, but I could always use some extra tips.
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FUCK!!!!!!!! IT'S AFTER 5:00! OMG why didn't you bitches tell me? I was supposed to put the chicken in the oven at 4:00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:13pm.
My penis would fall off from lack of use on 2-3 times a month!
Unless there are chirrenz running around the house, there better be full-fledged fuckery, dammit!
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That is why they invented LOCKS!
*MUAH*
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:59pm.
Oh nay, grasshooper! You go about this the wrong way! There are several things you can do to maximize his guilt! Come sit at my knee and let's talk about this.
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Smurfy, listen up. This is good advice and so true! The more guilt - the better the presents!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:10pm.
phew!-
i been wid mine for five! i was thinking that might have somethin to do with it too.
and KD- that is usually what i do, just say- get me in the mood. :)
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:12pm.
I like to think the helmet-wearers have abnormally long tongues.
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My penis would fall off from lack of use on 2-3 times a month!
Unless there are chirrenz running around the house, there better be full-fledged fuckery, dammit!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Ok, time to bust out of this popsicle stand. I think I'll take a nap when I get home. I'm not the slightest bit hungry, but I could def use a nap.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:02pm.
Happy Birthday smurf!!!!
*prays for your bh*
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LOL. Smurfy - Rip the BH a good one and then let him make it up to you. Like something expensive.
bitchette- I'm a bit better, but still have a freakin sore throat! It sux. I was so sick friday, but still worked my ass off and laid sod for 6 hours. So I guess it is not a surprise that after I was done with that, I had a fever. But then I picked up some meds and was finally able to get some sleep.
And the lawn looks fab. I think I posted a few pics.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:08pm.
Roo, you know. The droolers who ride on the short bus with their tongue stuck to the window because they are retarded and shit?
*takes drivers seat to hell*
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I had a thought on that one, what about the window lickers who have to wear helmets? Doesn't the helmet get in the way of actually making contact with the window with their tongue?
Poor bastards.
Thanks guys! I already bought his fucking present and his b-day is next month :(
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
LOVED Aqua and my 8 yr old daughter just recently discovered them on a YouTube video and loves them now! :)
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:58pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:38pm.
Well if all Asians look slow as babies, I apologize. It must be race thing.
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I'm not Asian and I totally look slow and I'm an adult.
I have no idea what my point was. *le sigh*
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LOL. Are you a "mouth-breather"?
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No, I'm a butt-breather. Makes it easier to talk out of my ass.
Hey, where's Freebird?
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Oh quit it. I <3 you!
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{{hugs}} Um..........I didn't mean to imply that Freebird is in any way an ass.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 4:08pm.
Roo, you know. The droolers who ride on the short bus with their tongue stuck to the window because they are retarded and shit?
*takes drivers seat to hell*
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Jeez, I thought everyone did that!
*wiping off short bus window*
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg