Tuesday, May 26th 2009
The Velvet Painting Awards: Brooke Hogan's Album Cover
This public display of pure organic fuckery does not belong on the cover of an album. It belongs on the hood of a Trans-Am owned by a tranny chaser. This is every kind of WRONG. I know the recession has made all of us do some shit we're not proud of, but getting your album artwork drawn by a fourth-rate t-shirt airbrush artist from your local strip mall is not the answer.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 11:54pm.
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That's what I thought...how old this post was!Well I guess Nick has to have something to do...
Night all...have a good one MTC ;)
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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 11:47pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by CG123 on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 11:25pm.
desperation...hehe
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*waves at tojo*
Pathetic. They can't even troll properly. This post is more than a week old and we seem to be the only two people here to see it. Loosers with double o's.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 11:44pm.
Submitted by CG123 on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 11:25pm.
desperation...hehe
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Submitted by CG123 on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 11:25pm.
VH1, this is low even by your standards. This blog gives you a shit load of free exposure and you troll for more?
Pay for advertising space, like everyone else, you cheap assed fuckers.
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Submitted by CG123 on Sat, 06/06/2009 - 11:25pm.
If you want to see what Brooke is up to, check this out:
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er, no thanks...
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If you want to see what Brooke is up to, check this out: Brooke's parents' divorce and Hulk's new romance kick off an emotional season of "Brooke Knows Best". Want to see what else is in store for Brooke on season 2? Check out the entire premiere episode at brookeknowsbest.vh1.com. Watch this Sunday night at 10/9c pm only on VH1.
You know those kiosks on the boardwalk or at local fairs that make those airbrush T-shirt designs? Well...
And the eyes look like one of those paintings from the movies with the eye-holes cut out so that she can peer through with her eyes.
Rotten peach of scrotum
Amen!
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Amen brother Amen!
At least they got the size of her arms right though....
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she spent so much money on the cover art she couldn't afford to wax her pits
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Qawd, what a mess! But it would be an even bigger one if it actually looked like her.
Oh...is it just me, or is she looking a bit cross-eyed in this piece of 'artwork'?
at least when they airbrushed her they took their time to make sure her skin was that perfect shade of orange. Barf :)
Hey, no Trans Am would stand for that crap on its hood! It would run itself right into the nearest tree at 100 mph!
What on earth is she looking at? Or is the hulk sticking a finger up her bum?
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The Gossie Video is here!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:31pm.
Did the artist run out of orange paint for her dick?
Pure gold. I almost spit out my Guinness.
Are you guys kidding? Brooke is a Floridian airbrush artist's DREAM! She's all greased up and shiny like the dolphins. They get to use that white highlight paint A LOT.
I am creeped out by "sexy angels". There's an "art gallery" in International Falls that had a lot of "Sexy Indian" pictures. Ugh...
Love Brooke's signature is the best. Love the star.
As PSL said, this is perfect for the buff, shiny, angel, tranny with crazy eyes.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
she is fucking kidding with this.
this is worst than the assless chaps thing.
Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 3:28pm.
She is still trying to have a music career? Some people just don't get it.
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Are you listening, Paris Hilton?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Anyone else hearing the Low Rider song?? This belongs on the hood of a 75 Monte Carlo with a chain-link steering wheel.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
LOL
She is still trying to have a music career? Some people just don't get it.
Just... wow.
she has a nice set of shaved testicals...that we all know..and her cock is pierced to boot! she loves to let her younger brother lick the schiznitz off her cock head after ramming it up his anus!
Ceiling Eyes Part Deux.
This looks like something I'd see airbrushed on the hood of an El Camino. Holy shit.
Yes, the oranger the skin the closer to God...
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
She's one of those dumbfucks that want to be famous...Is it not enough to be HH's kid?...How are those famewhores born? (her bro, too)....They just wanna make more and more money...But who would pay for what she's got to offer?
If I were in her size 13 Payless shoes I'd just live on daddy's money...(sorry). And find some guy. Some douche that will treat me like the Princess I deserve to be. Anything but whore myself out to be made fun of.
anyway,
imHiHowRU?
:)
No one noticed she's cross-eyed?
Horrid 70's van art lives!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
It's called "The Redemption"? Serious?? from what? being a slut? doin' yur daddy???...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
So like... how much of an accurate portrait is this?
I remember this girl looks rather 'macho' when I see real pictures of her.
@ grace kelly
"Shit you find at the dollar store" also would be an appropriate tag.
Why aren't Brooke Hogan stories tagged under "Your Vagina is Large"?
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:53pm.
How did this hermaphrodite get a record deal? No doubt daddy paid for it.
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He paid for it but only on the condition that the cover be modelled after the tat on his thigh.
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"It's the plumber and I've come to fix the sink!"
This makes the three wolves t-shirt look like a work of Michelangelo.
How did this hermaphrodite get a record deal? No doubt daddy paid for it.
Sluttsville on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:40pm.
For attempting to sing.
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Haaahaahaaheeeheheeeheheeee. Redemption is too strong a word for a young lady who's only pain was when daddy said your weekly allowance is 500 dollars, not a 1000.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:38pm.
"The Redemption"? For what?
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For attempting to sing.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
"The Redemption"? For what?
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i wonder how long she practiced her signature before she came up with putting the rooke inside the bottom part of the b?
@ snowpiece
Yeah, he got a decent cut on his hand skating, too. I really don't know what it was about London. But I have an attraction to douchebags who will treat me poorly, so maybe that's it. ;-)
I'll have to pose my penis piercing questions to the open thread. You know someone around here knows.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park.. but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
That being said, I need to get to cleanin' my double-wide.
Louise: I know, poor baby Flex, and didn't he get hurt skating too? I don't see what you and Daisy saw in London, and I used to only like the "punk rock" boys. I like Daisy too, as you can see by my avie! LOL :p
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"let me tell you something about my family WE ARE AS TIK AS TIEVES"
You can always count on the Hogans to keep things classy.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:00pm.
Light blue & white, with a matching plate that says "Jesus Saves".
I think I'd like him. Does he drink?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:12pm.
I like Flex's personality best of all the guys. He seems like the most fun. I wanted to give him some Neosporin and band aid when that loony, Cage, burned his hand.
I am too embarrassed to say! LOL Too bad we can't make teeny fonts here, it would be like whispering. Until I googled the penis piercing, it was Six Gauge. Now I'm a little frightened of him.
London was cute, but he seemed so friggin high maintenance and a total need machine.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:06pm.
This is my actual ride. I only take it out when I go somewhere extra special, like Walmart or Luby's.
http://tinypic.com/r/211v2vo/5
Su-weet! Her something is ahangin' out.
Xanadu!
Hollywood
Slutty: Velvet and mirrored interior. I like to look at myself from all angles.
C Word: The ride is my leverage over the children. The one who doesn't send me to the old folks home is the winner!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:06pm.
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Hahaha...man, the girls will be fighting over that heirloom.
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"It's the plumber and I've come to fix the sink!"