The Real Housewives of DC.....
Bravo announced that their next amazing piece of trash won't be The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but instead they will be following the pill-popping wives of toe-tapping politicians in DC. Bravo issued this paragraph of words:
"We're tapping personalities who are among Washington D.C.'s influential players, cultural connoisseurs, fashion sophisticates and philanthropic leaders - the people who rub elbows with the most prominent people in the country and easily move in the city's diverse political and social circles."
It's not Dallas, Palm Beach or Pigeon Forge, but I'll still take it for now! I expect to see a lot of clearance-rack St. Joan suits, cunty chignons and plenty of teeth dust on the floor from all the grinding they do when the stick up their asses shifts a little. Hmm....based on that description, I just have to shout: PAGING CINDY MCCAIN! PAGING CINDY MCCAIN! Your services are needed in DC!
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DC would be awesome(not just bc/ I am form the area) we have some interesting characters here in DC. Some of the types of women I could just see on the show.
PS: Not only DC but the surrounding areas like: Mc lean,Great falls and Potomac.
A Dallas Housewives season is LOOOONG overdue. There are some entertaining whores here.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:09pm.
THANK YOU!
For me it's part of their routine because I am a high risk pregnancy. I go every week. And yes, If I wanted a pic of a Cabbage Patch Kid I'd go online, but this is my Cabbage Patch Kid... I shouldnt get pissy tho... at least you didnt call him a Garbage Pail Kid
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4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:01pm.
shit- forget that- I'ma rock the 3 wolves howling @ the moon tshirt sold on amazon.com!
The ONLY reason why I would wach this show was if it was doing the DC/Metro Area.
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4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
Oh hell, this evil just cannot be contained.
I know Bravo is wooing Ally Wentworth (Mr. George Stephanopolous) as I write this. Please woman, do not do it. Andy Cohen will ruin you and giggle about it!! I don't even wanna see the desperate doll dependents who will wind up in this fuckery. The closest any of them will get to the White House is the front gate. Obama ain't havin' it!!!!!!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Dang. Arrow was supposed to point to my avie.
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
<---Kitchen Bitches of the West Side
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
Pigeon Forge lmao! My family used to go there every year, it's about time we some hillbilly class in action. Big haired Texas housewives are worthy to watch as well, pretty much anywhere in the south is a winner to watch.
chefcammi: OMG, you poor thing! When was your due date?
Have you tried nookie to make it happen yet? Also, with my second, my midwife stripped my membranes and later that night I went into labor. (It hurt like hell, but not as bad as labor!) Ask your OB if they will consider it. From what I've heard, you do NOT want to be induced.
You dlisted sluts need to imagine how much worse this could be if Palin had not been defeated.
And MK..it's St Johns knits, not St Joans....bitch
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
It's difficult to say which one is uglier.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:20pm.
OMG LMAO the jerk store called ......
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That could make for a fun game.
The Fat Factory called...
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:20pm.
OMG LMAO the jerk store called ......
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I know, the Jerk Store! I love that episode!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yay! I've been waiting for a The Real World: DC for the past 12 years, and we finally got SOMETHING.
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Caw! Caw! I'm a Macaw!
OMG LMAO the jerk store called ......
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
get ready for the fakest of the fake. frankly, i think this one is going to suck ass. they really should have done west virginia or alaska. that would be some hotness.
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
@DiamondDawg: "Real Housewives of STL" would be boring; as much as I love it here, there's really nothing too exciting about St. Louis and its suburbs to warrant a show.
@devilgirl: Haha, yeah, maybe East St. is a little too much for TV; I don't know that America would even want to witness the desperation and depravity that would be shown.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:02pm.
I just saw that episode last week!
TBOOOONE!
Then he had to settle for KoKo! Haha!
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AHHH HAAA HAH AHAAHA HAHAAA. Is that the same episode where the guy says "....the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp..."
---------Yeah, yeah, and George said "Well the Jerk Store called and they are running out of you!"
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
No D.C. housewife with any importance will make an appearance on this shit storm freak show. They are barred by security and/or up for reelection sooner or later.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:58am.
I want a Real Housewives of E. St. Louis!
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Hahaha! Don't even get me started on the complexities of that show!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
How about they get the wives of Mitch McConnell and Larry Craig? Beards of DC.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:02pm.
I just saw that episode last week!
TBOOOONE!
Then he had to settle for KoKo! Haha!
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AHHH HAAA HAH AHAAHA HAHAAA. Is that the same episode where the guy says "....the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp..."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:04pm.
Can I get a 4D picture of my rctum? I want to see what it looks like before I sht it out.
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Whoa. Who put the bitter in yer cup of joe?? LOL!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:02pm.
I just saw that episode last week!
TBOOOONE!
Then he had to settle for KoKo! Haha!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:58am.
I want a Real Housewives of E. St. Louis!
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My former boss lady lived there and couldn't take it. Her PhD was totally worthless (lol). Sounds like it would be interesting. I imagine St. Louis "society" (we're all "societies" aren't we?) is pretty much a paisley and chintz juggernaut. That would be *so* boring.
*yawn*
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:04pm.
Oh Great! Are we talking about babies again? LOLOLOL ;P
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Anuses!
Oh Great! Are we talking about babies again? LOLOLOL ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Can I get a 4D picture of my rectum? I want to see what it looks like before I shit it out.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:58am.
Roo- It's a 4D ultrasound of her baby's face, you silly goose!
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Seriously? I've never heard of such a thing! They sure didn't have that when I was pregnant! If they had, I wouldn't have wanted one. Why not wait until the baby is born? If I wanted a picture of a cabbage patch kid, I'd go online! I don't get it. All babies are adorable once born (okay not really but they turn adorable after the plucked chicken stage).
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:51am.
DG remember Tbone! with the Boogley eyes!
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YES! He skeered me! I love that name, TBone!
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Remember the Seinfeld episode where George wanted a nickname? He chose "T-Bone" for himself, but it didn't catch.
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:54am.
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:43am.
yup yup yup!
cool... you and I will have to shop for those lovely "cleavage medallion" shirts the OC ladies used to wear, just in case they do make a RHOMD! Or whatever the MD equivalent would be.... maybe a really high-class "M.R. ducks" T-shirt?
Good luck with the baby! Any day now....
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:57am.
I can't see this happening. For security reasons. There is no way the Secret Service is going to allow this. They can't have their faces splashed all over reality TV. It's call the SECRET SERVICE for a GD reason.
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well, ya! it's "ACTRESSES"
Plus, can I just say...no one has yet mentioned the two giant elephants in the room (the picture above).
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:33am.
True society in DC, NYC or anywhere else is as impenetrable to an outsider as Fort Knox. That's why these shows are so funny. These are NOT "society" women. Old money society believes a lady's name should appear in the news only three times: when she's born, when she marries, and when she dies. That's it.
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Effectively, rendering her totally useless. Put that musty old woman back in the closet!
Roo- It's a 4D ultrasound of her baby's face, you silly goose!
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
I want a Real Housewives of E. St. Louis!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
yeah- it's a 4d ultrasound pic of my son who currently resides in my uterus... STILL.. gggrrr....
and yes.. still f*&@ing pregnant!!!
ACK!
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4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
I can't see this happening. For security reasons. There is no way the Secret Service is going to allow this. They can't have their faces splashed all over reality TV. It's call the SECRET SERVICE for a GD reason.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:33am.
True society in DC, NYC or anywhere else is as impenetrable to an outsider as Fort Knox. That's why these shows are so funny. These are NOT "society" women. Old money society believes a lady's name should appear in the news only three times: when she's born, when she marries, and when she dies. That's it.
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Thank you. I have been waiting for someone to say this.
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Well, how come you didn't say it yourself, silly?
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:53am.
chefcammi - are you still pregnant?
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Second. What's going on wif da baby?
all these reality show biches are FAKES. That's why they're called "t.v. shows"
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:43am.
yup yup yup!
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4D pic of my son taken 5/22/09 @ 38w4d
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:52am.
Roo... it's her baby in utero.
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Very funny. Seriously. Is it an inside joke? If so, okay. Just asking.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:46am.
Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:35am.
What is that mushy looking thing in your avvie? It's so dark I can't tell. Is it a troll? I hate it when I get a really good avvie and it's too dark to see or too small to read.
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It looks a bit like the inside of a colon.
chefcammi - are you still pregnant?
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:51am.
DG remember Tbone! with the Boogley eyes!
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YES! He skeered me! I love that name, TBone!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:33am.
True society in DC, NYC or anywhere else is as impenetrable to an outsider as Fort Knox. That's why these shows are so funny. These are NOT "society" women. Old money society believes a lady's name should appear in the news only three times: when she's born, when she marries, and when she dies. That's it.
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Thank you. I have been waiting for someone to say this.
Roo... it's her baby in utero.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
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