Tuesday, May 26th 2009
Morning Wood
Just call her Demi MoreMOONSHINE. Bitch has never looked hotter. - Popeater
Johnny Depp really wants a giant gut over his peen area - Celebitchy
The most SHOCKING thing St. Angelina has done in years - SOW
What did that poor plastic scorpion do to deserve this? - ICYDK
I just hope Kylie Minogue uses the lyrics to "Locomotion" as her wedding vows - I'm Not Obsessed
Kerry Katona shows off her mangled fug sacks - Holy Moly!
Sparkly vampires in Italy - Socialite Life
Thomas Jane is HUNG - Popbytes
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Eww, Holie looks ready to purge in that second cake picture.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Kristen Stewart is filling out. She's got a little bootay! For some reason I love this girl. She's so awkward, I just love it. Does she lick the cat?
(a girl can dream)
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Hooray for you!
Angie Jo looks just like Octopussy in those pictures. Seriously.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:53pm.
Angie looks gorgeous in those pics.
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yup... and all the little loonie's just love it!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Demi's soooooooo fucking famous, she's got to wear shades in the dentist chair!!! Can't let the dentist know who you are, eh??.... WTF?????
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 1:50pm.
Nice to see Kristin Stewart looks like she put on a little bit of weight since Twilight.
Her arms don't look like sticks in that photo.
She looks good!
I agree.
Wish more Hollyweird starlets traded the coke for weeds, like Kristen.
Nice to see Kristin Stewart looks like she put on a little bit of weight since Twilight.
Her arms don't look like sticks in that photo.
She looks good!
Angie looks gorgeous in those pics.
Demi?
Not so much.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Nevertheless, Thomas Jane can come calling at our door anytime!
What a fantasy! The reality is that Only MEN pay for sex!
Any pro knows that fish DO NOT PAY FOR SEX - (they think they are too hot and also any fish, no matter how hideous, can walk into any bar anywhere and at least one guy will agree to pork her!)
Somebody should photoshop Jolie's eating a pile of shit or something.
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Bitches keep bitchin'
don't know why but i've always thought celebs had their teeth till a late age.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:59am.
I am excited for "HUNG" also! I loves me some Thomas Jane!
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Me too, I just hope he keeps the sexy chest fur for this role. hubba!
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:53am.
ITA on Kylie. I just love her. And I am glad she found love after that jackass Oliver Martinez.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
I am excited for "HUNG" also! I loves me some Thomas Jane!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.
Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:46am.
Hundred bucks says that Ashton's cock can fit in Demi's gap...tooth.
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hahah! we'll see. just wait until he posts a pic of his peen on twitter. :P
I am NOT digging Johnny Depp with the tan. He looks like a Florida retiree.
Kylie Minogue is a doll. Hate that music, but still, she's so cute.
FUCKING GO AWAY JOLIE F.O.R.E.V.E.R.!!!!!
Hundred bucks says that Ashton's cock can fit in Demi's gap...tooth.
Fuck me running......
I need the open post to happen.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:30am.
I can't wait to see Thomas wave his wang all over my tv screen!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I went to school with a kid whose last name was Wang. And he was JEWISH!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
By the way, that Nurse Jackie show on Showtime looks like it might be kinda good!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
LCT! Hahahahahaha "Birth can kiss my ass" what a great quote. I may have to use that as my siggie down the road.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:27am.
I am soooooo tired today! I need to clean my kitchen and do some errands, but damn if I even want to.
I think I may be able to get enough energy together to make a grooming appointment for my Norway, as he is so hot in his giant white coat!
I can't stop yawning! Good grief!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:29am.
Oh God, don't say that! That is one thing I cannot deal with after this weekend, placenta enhanced stories!
*takes cover from flying baby bottles*
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I'm with you. Birth can kiss my ass.
Demi looks like a Roswell, NM native now instead of the airbrushed Hollywood siliconed actress. Nice.
I can't wait to see Thomas wave his wang all over my tv screen!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:26am.
DG - Don't say you're bored. We might get barraged with birthing stories.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! LOLZ!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:26am.
DG - Don't say you're bored. We might get barraged with birthing stories.
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Oh God, don't say that! That is one thing I cannot deal with after this weekend, placenta enhanced stories!
*takes cover from flying baby bottles*
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:24am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:19am.
M.E. and DG - we might actually get up enough people to join us in this anti-sparkly movement to qualify for tax breaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That would be very nice.
I am so boring today! I can't think of anything clever to say. I have no excuses for my malaise either. Ho Hum!
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Perhaps, like me, you were a tree sloth in another life and it's coming back to haunt you. Actually, that's my life now.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
DG - Don't say you're bored. We might get barraged with birthing stories.
Demi Moore = desperate attention seeking sea hag.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:19am.
M.E. and DG - we might actually get up enough people to join us in this anti-sparkly movement to qualify for tax breaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That would be very nice.
I am so boring today! I can't think of anything clever to say. I have no excuses for my malaise either. Ho Hum!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by JillyPoo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:21am.
I'll join you Jilly. i, too, adore Johnny!
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Why does Kristin Stewart always look fucking dirty?
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:00am.
I watched "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" This weekend. Man, the Depp is so hot as a rouge CIA agent.
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That movie is killer and he is so fucking sexy and hilarious in it.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:58am.
Question: Why IS Johnny Depp so hot? I mean, it's not like there's a shortage of hot dudes in Hollywood. Is it because he just doesn't care and is completely himself at all times, and still manages to be a good guy?
YES and YES! Besides being gorgeous and a talented actor, the man is down to earth, honest, genuinely nice, and he loves his family. But I'm not quite convinced he's completely human; remember the story of a comatose girl waking up when she heard his voice? Makes you wonder...
*Sigh* Now that I've made myself sound like a complete fangirl freak, I'm going to go hide for a while....
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
no Twilight, No Harry Pot Head, but I did try to rent True Blood all weekend to no success.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I love when celebrities are caught putting some solid substance in their mouths that everyone is like - "oh, see? Not anorexic!"
One bite of cake does not make up for a bunch of days with little to no food.
Just fuming the fans of this 'naturally skinny' lie that Hollywood loves to throw at us. EVERYONE in Hollywood is naturally thin. It is amazing.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
i see the twilight/RPatz backlash is in full swing! i also never saw the twilight movies, the trailers alone are enough to make me laugh.
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i loved harry potter!
i think the books were way better than the movies, but i liked the movies too.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Twilight wasnt' any worse then some of the shit Jane and I were in....love Blanche Hudson
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
M.E. and DG - we might actually get up enough people to join us in this anti-sparkly movement to qualify for tax breaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
hmmm.....
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"You're here_ and I'm here -"
Twilight is worth watching if you like movies that you find yourself laughing at parts that aren't supposed to be funny. It's also worth watching if you like makeup so bad it makes hot guys look like girls. Poor Peter Facinelli and Jackson Rathbone. Rob looks pretty good though.
The sparkling they do is freaking hilarious. It looks like they dusted Rob with my baby cousin's Wet and Wild glitter.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
LCT- And don't break the bank on the alcohol. Two Buck Chuck it or get your ass some Schlitz.
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Imma have cake and Imma eat it, too... and I don' even like cake!
Roo - No Harry Pot Head for me either. Not interested. At all.
demi's an ass
I love Vampire movies, but I will NOT sit through two hours of looking at Robert Pattiz. So add me to the list of non-Twilight watchers.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:11am.
Roo - add me to the list of ho's who haven't and will not see Twilight.
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I just don't see the appeal. Want to hear another sin? I also didn't see and have no interest in seeing the Harry Potter movies. :0
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg