Whoop That Trick: The Danielle Lloyd Edition
Danielle Lloyd, who is sort-of famous in Britain for peddling her titty balls in magazines and for being a racist cunt on Celebrity Big Brother, landed in the hospital last night after two bitches at a club threw her ass onto a glass table. Evil lives in my heart so I am allowed to laugh.
Danielle is no stranger to drunken bar fights, so this sounds like a regular day at the office for her. The Sun says that Danielle and her boyfriend, footballer Jamie O'Hara, were at some club at 2am when she got into a serious cunt battle royale with 2 girls. A witness says that while one of the girls was dancing, she accidentally kicked Danielle. Words were exchanged, punches were thrown, hairs were pulled and it all ended with Danielle lying in a rubble of broken glass. Some witnesses say the two bitches worked together as a team and hurled Danielle through the air. But other say that Danielle fell backwards onto the table. Why am I picturing a crowd of drunks cheering in slow motion?
Danielle stumbled into the street and screamed about the owie on her leg before an ambulance arrived to take her to the hospital. Danielle's spokeswhore said she suffered major cuts to her leg and back. Danielle needed emergency plastic surgery. Yeah, Danielle decided to get bigger chichis to distract from the huge cut on her leg. While they had her on the table, they should've sewn her mouth shut too.
Scotland Yard said they will investigate the incident as soon as they start giving a fuck.
And Danielle is a real pro! Homegirl still manages to smile for the cameras even though she's bleeding to death on the sidewalk. A famewhore's work is never done!
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Haha, she got dropped on her skanky ass! Serves the dumb bitch right.
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Never been in a fight, never want to be. Never been in a bar.. well actually no.. I've been in a bar when my mother used to own 2. But that was when I was little :P
I'm sure she had it coming though.
I dunno what the hell it is with women wanting to fight eachother for no apparent reason.
Used to see that shit all the time in HS.
Was sitting in English one day, and all of a sudden, no provocation at all, 2 bitches started tearing eachother new ones.
uff
That busted dress! Why didn't someone rip it?
Scotland Yard said they will investigate the incident as soon as they start giving a fuck.
I love you, MK!
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 6:45pm.
She also used to be Miss Great Britain, but got stripped of her title after it was revealed that she was dating one of the judges, footballer Teddy Sheringham.
What? That's frowned on? Puritans.
She also used to be Miss Great Britain, but got stripped of her title after it was revealed that she was dating one of the judges, footballer Teddy Sheringham. She got into the lad mag and celeb BB shiz after that. I'm quite ashamed that I know so much about her.
Holy Moly reporting this story :
http://www.holymoly.com/news/danielle-lloyd-attack-not-all-it-seems13456...
Damn, why couldn't this have been Paris Hilton or Hohan? No lie, I would kill to see that shit.
BTW, the girls she was with were fighting too. That is probably why they have blood on them. On other sites, they say two girls threw her into a glass table and have also been taken into custody.
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She shouldn't drink so much.
i have no sympathy for stupid bitches like this. i've heard too many stories about trashy drama queens like this who LIVE to start fights. a girl i know was with a friend sitting at huge table with some random chick and her boyfriend at the other end. this other bitch tells her to leave "their" table (it was basically community seating sized) and my friend told her no, i'm not looking at your boyfriend, i'm talking to my friend, and ignored her. next second she get a stiletto to the face. so bitches like this can bleed all they want.
sorry, but i don't feel as if making fun of a victim.
don't know why you do.
When did Great Britain become home to the tackiest bitches on earth? Y'all trying to take the USA's title or something? Please, for God's sake leave us with something! Lilo, I need you to take a swing at a bouncer with no panties on, stat! And make sure your coke vial falls out of your purse while you do it...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Sweet, love a nite that ends in blood and emergency room visits.
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I know I just made a post about not all men being sluts but I got sidetricked last night by The Czech Republic, so I was all about ass, not grass.
But of course, FedEx it!
And speaking of ass or grass, I cannot stress enough to Europeans that in America when you are standing on the corner, you are either selling one of the two, if not both...this being a recession and all!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009
so whats the word? do i need to mail you a cookie or what?
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This trick got into a fight like last week. She really needs to stop going out. I mean she had to have surgery and is now wlaking on crutches and shit.
British bitches are crazy. They drink too much and get into way too many fights.
ha ha what a bunch of bar fighting whores, LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I was in a club once and half the damn club watched in shock and awe as this ho was cut with a broken bottle from her ear to the corner of her mouth.
Please don't ask the name of the club!!
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I want to see the She-Hulk that threw this tramp through the air! Nice one!
This is truly horrible and I feel very sorry for this girl. This is truly a police matter and all responsible parties should be prosecuted.
I agree with Notorious about the quiet ones being the ones to watch. I was in a pub fight once (I'm British too) - some bitchy girls hated me and my friend...well..just because. They went for me because I'm the smaller, quieter one of the two of us - that was their first mistake! They snuck up on me and threw a pint of beer in my face. Almost before the beer hit me my arm shot out and I grabbed one of the girls round the neck and pinned her up against the wall - I'll never forget the look of absolute shock on her face, her eyes were like saucers! We all got in a huge fight and I ended up pushing/throwing all three of them out the door. I was known as 'Bruiser' for a very long time after that. I was young and foolish then and would never behave like that now...but it always makes me laugh to remember her face when I fought back.
Damn.
Karma's a cunt!
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I'm on it;)You have to come back tonight, tho, cuz I'ma runnin' off for work again...but I'll be back and glad to have some foolish task to attend;p
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:02am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:31am.
seriously: how many of you dlisted sluts have ever been in a BAR FIGHT?
Answer: yes, but it was for a good reason.
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O yes! The reasons for bar fights are always good ones.
And, for the record - yes. I've been in a bar fight - but I had a good reason:)
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Cue her reality tv show/10 page spread with interview and all the other foolishness that the world lets the media send our way in 3,2,1...
If you are on the wrong end of a beatdown, this is the kind of thing you keep on the low whilst you plot revenge ;)
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i have been in a fight before. when i was 18, me and my alchy ex's apt. i was spun and drunk and my friend was spun and drunk. this chick asked to speak to us outside because we didn't like her friend and had been talking shit all nite. so we talked outside and as we were walking back in the house she punched my friend in the back of the head. all of a sudden i was flying at her and we had her up against the wall, i remember i had a handful of her hair and was punching her in the face. she was as big as both my friend and i put together tho, so i thought it was fair :P somehow it turned into a full out house brawl, spilled into the front lawn, cops got called. and somehow, we didn't get in trouble.
i've always wanted to get in another fight. for fun. but it has never happened, and i'm too old and responsible now. unless in my drunken loud mouth stupor I talk shit to the wrong person.
i have also been thrown out of a few bars for talking shit to the bouncers.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:31am.
seriously: how many of you dlisted sluts have ever been in a BAR FIGHT?
Answer: yes, but it was for a good reason. i was at the palms in vegas and some slut who was rolling on the good stuff went after one of my co-workers (an older secretary lady who was just standing next to the bar nursing some kind of old lady drink). i heard that and did a terminator walk up to this ho, grabbed her by the neck without saying a word, and threw her on the bar. i was in a strapless tube dress and stilletos but still brought the pain.
the bouncers tossed her and brought me and my co-workers another round. considering i was already on #12 cosmo, maybe i didn't need another...
good times.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:59am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009
angel give dreamboat petey dead animal hairs?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Hahahahha!
I just realized that my dog is sleeping in the kitchen cause the big bad vacuum is out in the living room.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:57am.
Oh. My. Goodness.
Angel_i, that avie is more brilliant than the invention of the lightbulb.
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LOL! I forgot I did that last night, achally. Tigerlilly dared me to;p
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Oh. My. Goodness.
Angel_i, that avie is more brilliant than the invention of the lightbulb.
Jeebus! Look at the blood everywhere! The chick next to her looks like Amy Winehouse getting a visit from Aunt Flo. (yeah, I know that's wrong).
I don't normally give a rat's ass about this stuff, but DAYUM! I do feel sorry for that girl. she is messed the hell up!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:46am.
I am good CRAZY though!!! Unless I am mad! I genuinely avoid physical fights as I don't like scars and shit!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:50am.
LCT pass that shit over! I hope it's got teeth marks in it!
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Heck yes it does, and maybe even a leftover spit string? K that was gross.
LCT pass that shit over! I hope it's got teeth marks in it!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
snowpiece, I want to share my half-eaten bagel with you.
snowy - yeah, that dude kicked my stupid ass. I didn't expect him to actually hit me back. LMAO.
DUMB BITCH! It's a dive bar, of course he's going to beat my ass. LOL
LOL Mike, but you are a guy! I expect such behavior from your sex! :P
As for Crazy the name says it all ♥ and why am I not at all surpised at M.E. I can totally imagine that!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
"Scotland Yard said they will investigate the incident as soon as they start giving a fuck."
I am using that quote for the end of my presentation tomorrow! Yea M.K.!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:40am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:37am.
thanks for that, I just choked on my mashed potatos..
brunch. my stomach is happy times.
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Fucka doodle-do.
"And Danielle is a real pro! Homegirl still manages to smile for the cameras even though she's bleeding to death on the sidewalk"
Phoebe Price, take note! This is how you do it!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:39am.
Why do the other bitches have blood all over them? That is just SO gross!
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I think it's a Dumb Bitches of Britain thing... Amy Winehouse always has a bunch a bitches trailing after her... maybe so they have someone to pick their sorry asses up?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I went after another chick's man in a biker bar, drunk as all fuck, they must have took mercy on my because I did get alive..
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Fucka doodle-do.