Mel Gibson's Whore Is Knocked Up
The rumor that a new spawn of Gibson will soon be upon us has been confirmed as TRUE! The old crazy goat made jokes with Jay Leno about it on the Tonight Show last night. It may be a bag full of LOLs to him, but nobody else is laughing. The only way we'll laugh is if Mel's whore gives birth to a pair of tits made out of sugar or a yarmulke!
29-year-old Oksana Grigorieva will pop out Mel's 8th child sometime this fall. Some source who sounds like they are suffering from a serious case of delusion told People that the pregnancy has nothing to do with the reason why Mel's wife of 28 years filed for divorce. According to the source, nobody knew the ho had a fetus growing inside of her until after the red stamp labeled FILED was branded into the papers.
Mel blames himself for the fact that his marriage turned into dust. Mel told Jay, "My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we've been separated ever since then. When it's all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I'm to blame. If you're inclined to judge, put it here."
Mel also said it was true that his trick is knocked up. When Jay joked that this will be his 29th child, Mel said, "Well, actually eight. I guess I'm Octo-Mel." OCTO-MEL?! Do you hear that? It's the sizzling sound of all your ovaries slowly melting. It's bad enough that Mel's whore looks like the IVF baby of OctoMommy and an eel.
Is there somewhere in the Catholic bible that says if you take a hatchet to your marriage and impregnate your Russian mistress, you must be fed to an overgrown raging possum (aka Kate Gosselin's hair)? Because if that isn't in the Catholic Bible, someone (I'm looking at you, Jesus) needs to add that shit now and show it to Mel. This is our way out!
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Oh, I can't believe it.It is said that he dated her on 'richcupids.com'.Really?
He is a disgustingly vile pig, and if she is 29, then so am I...more like 39.
She is 39, right?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:41am.
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Remember Jesse Jackson "counseling" President and Mrs. Clinton on their marital problems while his own then-secret mistress was in the hospital giving birth to his child? God, I hate that hypocritical windbag!
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Yeah, I remember that. They're all the same. They all need a STFU punch to the mouth.
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
Stop getting knocked up!! Celebs are romantisizing this baby trend way too much. I know she is a gold digger & its part of her master plan, but what the hell is he thinking? After 8 kids isnt enough ehough? He must REALLY want to hurt his ex wife & make his kids feel crappy.
Three things to say:
1 - Poor child.
2 - I am a fan of this russian. She did exctaly what Sarah Larson supposed to do. Fast and furious.
3 - I hope Robyn takes half billion dollars in this divorce.
If the trick isn't having twins, she is SO un-Hollywood. Noses will be upturned.
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Submitted by YellowMarigold on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:37am.
The hypocrisy of it makes me livid. These evangelical hacks shove thier twisted version of morality down all of our throats, hating on gays, IVF, medical research, free thought and expression, Jews, Muslims, Athiests, divorce, cheaters, etc. etc.
Wow. Turns out they can't live by thier own rules that they try to impose on everyone else. Quoting Miss. 'Dumb-Fuck' California, was it 'biblically correct' to cheat on your wife with another women and to get her pregnant Mel? Or to be a washed up drunk?
Do us all a favor and drop off the face of the earth. Us 'heathens' are usually more moral than you and your Evangelical loons will ever be.
Had to get that off my chest.
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Remember Jesse Jackson "counseling" President and Mrs. Clinton on their marital problems while his own then-secret mistress was in the hospital giving birth to his child? God, I hate that hypocritical windbag!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
The hypocrisy of it makes me livid. These evangelical hacks shove thier twisted version of morality down all of our throats, hating on gays, IVF, medical research, free thought and expression, Jews, Muslims, Athiests, divorce, cheaters, etc. etc.
Wow. Turns out they can't live by thier own rules that they try to impose on everyone else. Quoting Miss. 'Dumb-Fuck' California, was it 'biblically correct' to cheat on your wife with another women and to get her pregnant Mel? Or to be a washed up drunk?
Do us all a favor and drop off the face of the earth. Us 'heathens' are usually more moral than you and your Evangelical loons will ever be.
Had to get that off my chest.
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:23am.
Five bucks says the girlfriend will scream she wants to be married in a Church (bwhaa ha ha), and Mel will try to get his first marriage annulled.
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To get an annulment after having 8 kids is possible only if he lays out a LOT of green to the church. I have friends who wanted an annulment (they had 3 kids) and the church said they would do it only if they paid a really obscene amount of money. Yet one more way the Catholic Church exhibits its hypocrisy. And if Mel does manage to get an annulment, it makes his 8 kids illegitimate in the eyes of said church. Would he really go that far to suit himself? To cause his kids even more pain than he already has? Yep, he would!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Paging Mr. Hypocrite...
Also, if that skanky ho is 29, then I'm the freaking Queen of England!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:23am.
ITS VERY HARD TO GET A CATHOLIC MARRIAGE ANNULED AFTER EVEN A SHORT TIME LET ALONE 25 PLUS YEARS. ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE. IF HE DIVORCES HER THE FUCKING ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH WILL PROBABLY EXCUMINCATE THEM BOTH.
She's 39 years old not 29....... not that it really matters.
Submitted by madam s.: "I'm willing to bet she's in her early-mid 40's. For real."
Yeah. There is no way she's younger than me.
And isn't it funny how you can look at someone and know they've had plastic surgery? I never saw this whore before in my life, so I have no frame of reference as to "before" and "after",but I know she's had a shitload done.
I used to love Mel. I don't anymore. I can't believe he did this to his wife who had stood by him since before he even became famous. I can't believe he would do this to his children. How humiliating for them! And then for him to joke about it on tv for the world to see. Some things are better left private and this is one of them. I hope his kids disown him(after they clean out their trust funds). What kind of man humiliates his wife and kids like that? I think everybody in the world is part of TEAM ROBYN right now.
Submitted by Morrissey on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:23am.
Actually, her and Timothy Dalton's son was born in 1997. He's only 11 or 12.
What the hell is wring with Mel. He's already got 8 kids. He needed more? Looks like he's basically abandoned his family for this trick.
Five bucks says the girlfriend will scream she wants to be married in a Church (bwhaa ha ha), and Mel will try to get his first marriage annulled.
I'm willing to bet she's in her early-mid 40's. For real.
I am viscerally and to the core of my being repulsed by Mel Gibson. I always thought he was a creepy old mutherfucker, and now there are just no words. It's actually difficult for me not to wish horrible things on him. Must. Refrain.
"I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I'm to blame. If you're inclined to judge, put it here." That's one of those non-confessions, where he can tell himself he admitted his sins. If other indiscretions come out, he can say to others that he already confessed them.
She looks like she could be Sandra Bullocks older sister.
Submitted by cprincess: "The good thing is that this Russian ho will take this disgusting old goat to the cleaners-theyre the ultimate cold gold diggers- she will take the other half of his money thats left after his wife has quite rightly got the first half ....."
Yup!
It's all fun and games until pepaw goes broke or incontinent.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:34am.
She has chirrenz by other celebrities?
Straight up hofessional!
Oh dear, you don't mean she planned this. Are you implying that she chose to have a baby out of wedlock with the Catholic Church's Tom Cruise? Surely not. The fact that she had a baby with a celebrity and then gots the last feeble drips of semen from an old, drunk celebrity to take in her highly motivated uterus is just proof she's a good Catholic girl who just forgot the married part. Tsk. Judge not, lest ye be judged.
I hope she gets a boat load of money because, damn, that is the only thing this lying, hypocritcal old goat has going for him. She'll be changing his nappies along with the bastards. That's right eh Mel? This baby will be a bastard according to you. Meh. Prick.
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29?!? Riigghhtt....
Get knocked-up and take the house in Malibu. I thought this was from "Lifestyle Guide" by Michael K. When did you turn all Dr. Laura?
What a fucking hypocrite.
Submitted by Morrissey on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:54am.
@ Haribo: relax, baby, I agree with you
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:34am.
"Straight up hofessional!"
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HA HA HA!! MK is totally going to borrow that cleverness.
Fish lips are never attractive..
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:59am
CHARLES MANSON
THANKS FOR FUCKING THAT.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:56am.
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ITA...maybe his next movie should be 'Hypocrito'.
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Youre so right Mopa...men who screw around on thier wives and go and make a whole other family usually end up with bad karma in the form of sickness in thier old age. Both of my parents fathers messed around on their wives and both had children by the other woman..both ended up dying painful and horrible deaths, one from Luekemia the other had alziemers and guess who got take care of thier asses?! The other women. You reap what you so...karma is a bitch and she aint playin'
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29? Yeah, right. I believe that EVEN less than I believe that divorce papers were filed before anyone knew this ho was pregnant. Lies, lies, lies.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:50am.
Some bloggers don't think you have to call her a ho...but thought I read that she had a couple of other pregnancies to try to get some fool to marry her. Mel is a horny old goat who never believed in birth control so soooon the world will be populated with looney Gibsons. Too bad Mel's dad, who had soooo much to say on the holocaust, keeps quiet about this. Or is he dead?
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to me the whore is mel here! anywho, his old man should come to poland and visit aushwitz. maybe then he'd think twice before saying anything about the holocaust.
i believe some old people are outta their mind at a certain age and don't really know what they're saying anymore...might be out of frustration. i say if you're fucking demented shut your piehole, sit back and let the bright ones talk instead of spreading crap that will inevitalby piss the world off.
Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:46am.
CHARLES MANSON
WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THE ASSHOLES ON THE LAST THREAD. ALL I DID WAS ACT LIKE MY NORMAL FUCKING SELF AND LEFT FEELING LIKE JUDAS ISCARIOT.
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Eh, ignore them Charles. I sure as hell did. If they don;t like your normal effing self, they can piss off.
Nanners:
It's her poon to decide if she will use contraceptives. It takes two to tango, but then again, she may is getting nearly half a billion dollars, so maybe she had another plan we have no idea about?
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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What is it with so many of the actors of our generation going their own psycho ways? Mel, Tom, even Brad with his drama. Must be nice to swim in so many dollar bills there's no need to maintain an air of normalcy anymore.
And Mel's a damned hypocrite. The rules of the church apply to him as long as it suits? Horseshit.
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Methinks God ignored Mel's "pull out and pray" method of birth control.
@ Haribo: relax, baby, I agree with you.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:46am.
CHARLES MANSON
WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THE ASSHOLES ON THE LAST THREAD. ALL I DID WAS ACT LIKE MY NORMAL FUCKING SELF AND LEFT FEELING LIKE JUDAS ISCARIOT.
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NVM them, Charlie. We love you and accept you.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
@ CHARLES MANSON...i read that...just ignore 'em!!!!
That whore is not 29
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what a disgusting pig!!! i used to love Mel, now i will pass!!!!! Pig!!!
Submitted by Khandi on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:46am
I'll break it down for ye. She is a whore because she got knocked up by a guy who was still married to his wife of 28 years. I don't give a damn about how long they've been "apart". They were still married when this Russian (and they are FAMOUS for being incredibly good golddiggers. There's been books written about it) gets herself conveniently pregnant. Hell, she probably either a)demanded it or b)pretended as though it was an accident, acted DEVASTATED to Mel about it and carried on as if she were going to get an abortion or something, and Mel was like nooooo baby nooooo, it'll be alright. Shyeah.
I know women like that. Whores.
(So, yeah, I digressed...)
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
p.s. I agree with Topanga 100%!
Some bloggers don't think you have to call her a ho...but thought I read that she had a couple of other pregnancies to try to get some fool to marry her. Mel is a horny old goat who never believed in birth control so soooon the world will be populated with looney Gibsons. Too bad Mel's dad, who had soooo much to say on the holocaust, keeps quiet about this. Or is he dead?
Glad he blames the divorce on himself!!!!
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I like how the strict Catholic tried to hide the fact that he was seperated for three years. Now that he knocked up his girlfriend, he had to come clean and get divorced. His poor wife.
She's better off that my MIL though, at least they will be divorced. My MIL stayed married to my husbands Dad for decades after he left the family when my husband was 3 years old and made a life with another woman and her children. Once he had a stroke and was disabled, the other woman threw him out.
Hey, at least she gets a few hundred dollars a month because she was stilled married to him when he died. They were seperated for 30 years.
Once again, this just confirms the theory that all men, yes ALL men are selfish, idiotic assholes. The only reason Mel is even with this chick is because his wife finally wised up to his narcissitic Jew hatin' ass. When the good woman is done with a man, she's DONE and the man has no choice but to end up with some young naive gold diggin tramp. I love the fact thhat he tries to cover up his screw up with humor... f**k Mel Gibson and f**k men!
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Submitted by Morrissey on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:41am.
This is the last time I will correct the age thing. (I'm lookin' at choo, Haribo.) This woman is 39. Thirty-nine. LOL.
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aight then! 39...and how old is mel?! to me the dude is still too old for this woman but if she wants an old dick be it! i give'em a year anyway.
CHARLES MANSON
WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THE ASSHOLES ON THE LAST THREAD. ALL I DID WAS ACT LIKE MY NORMAL FUCKING SELF AND LEFT FEELING LIKE JUDAS ISCARIOT.