Mel Gibson's Whore Is Knocked Up
The rumor that a new spawn of Gibson will soon be upon us has been confirmed as TRUE! The old crazy goat made jokes with Jay Leno about it on the Tonight Show last night. It may be a bag full of LOLs to him, but nobody else is laughing. The only way we'll laugh is if Mel's whore gives birth to a pair of tits made out of sugar or a yarmulke!
29-year-old Oksana Grigorieva will pop out Mel's 8th child sometime this fall. Some source who sounds like they are suffering from a serious case of delusion told People that the pregnancy has nothing to do with the reason why Mel's wife of 28 years filed for divorce. According to the source, nobody knew the ho had a fetus growing inside of her until after the red stamp labeled FILED was branded into the papers.
Mel blames himself for the fact that his marriage turned into dust. Mel told Jay, "My wife and I, our marriage ended three years ago and we've been separated ever since then. When it's all said and done, I did a pretty good hatchet job on my marriage myself. I'm to blame. If you're inclined to judge, put it here."
Mel also said it was true that his trick is knocked up. When Jay joked that this will be his 29th child, Mel said, "Well, actually eight. I guess I'm Octo-Mel." OCTO-MEL?! Do you hear that? It's the sizzling sound of all your ovaries slowly melting. It's bad enough that Mel's whore looks like the IVF baby of OctoMommy and an eel.
Is there somewhere in the Catholic bible that says if you take a hatchet to your marriage and impregnate your Russian mistress, you must be fed to an overgrown raging possum (aka Kate Gosselin's hair)? Because if that isn't in the Catholic Bible, someone (I'm looking at you, Jesus) needs to add that shit now and show it to Mel. This is our way out!
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 05/27/2009 - 7:47pm.
People Magazine got her age right. It's 39. Damn u Michael.
For a second, I thought I was so youthful if that hag is 29!
I think MK does that a lot with a hidden eye-roll, since everyone in Hollywood is 29.
People Magazine got her age right. It's 39. Damn u Michael.
For a second, I thought I was so youthful if that hag is 29!
fucked up my head there.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
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It's Immoral to produce as many kids as Mel.
That antisemitic homophobe needs to be castrated and sent back to Australia with Russel Douchebag Crowe.
/me sighs wistfully
"Do you hear that? It's the sizzling sound of all your ovaries slowly melting. It's bad enough that Mel's whore looks like the IVF baby of OctoMommy and an eel."
Ahh, MK. Thoughts like this and, "When a lesbian sheds a tear, a Home Depot closes its doors forever," are why, in my perfect world, you are my pretend boyfriend.
(Also, in my perfect world? I get to lie around on a chaise longue all day drinking tall glasses of things with umbrellas in them and reading trash novels while I watch George Clooney clean my house and run my errands. In a French maid's costume. He looks like a more elegant version of this: http://inventorspot.com/files/images/French%20Maid.jpg. ... Hey, Tastycakes! My living room needs dusting! Ooh, that's it, baby — work that Swiffer! Oh, you know what I like, baby!)
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* After being in the business for such a long time, I've done everything but rodeo and porno.
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That gold digger is 39 and her kid will be fucked up for sure. I hope Robin gets half o Mel's money. I hate that idiot Mel.
Mel is so screwed. First a divorce, now this. He'll be living out of a Pinto in five years once the two women suck him dry.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
So she's a gold digging, home wrecking ho, but have a heart. She's probably just trying to afford a decent plastic surgeon to fix what the other hack did to her face.
Seriously, I work in international affairs and I have seen stunning Russian gold diggers with some of the most pitiably unattractive men you could imagine. At least Oksana is clever enough to hustle attractive men, and although Mel definitely has his demons he is far better looking and far richer than 95% of men his age.
And yes he definitely has a kinky streak although I doubt it surfaces in his sex life or else he'd have dominatrix types in his movies. Madonna is another Catholic with a taste for S&M, and that is far more common in Catholics than is openly acknowledged.
I hope Mrs. Gibson gets every last penny from his raggedy ass and then this twat lipped mama dumps him. I used to like Mel (Mrs. Soffel Mel and Mad Max Mel) this dirty ole drunk Mel makes me sick.
Wow, what a hypocrite. He's some big Catholic and he goes and knocks up some bitch. Um, you're supposed to be married, Mel.
When Melly Mel was getting his ass kissed from the Vatican to Vancouver for that S&M reel masquerading as a religious film, I *knew* his inner crazy would seep through not long after. Sure enough, first came the "sugar tits" DUI, then the public volunteering to help Brit Brit get over her crisis and now the hook up with Mary Magdalenova.
The flames from a hypocrite's engine *always* burn through his exterior facade.
I do believe that Mel's father has denied the Holocaust ever happened. And, if I am not mistaken, I think I remember reading that Mel and his dad are possibly members of good ole Opus Dei. Not positive, but thought I had read it somewhere.
Racist enough for ya??
Bruce Willis is next.....i mean his ho getting knocked up...
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Submitted by foosrock on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:50pm.
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Why is he a bigot?. Is it because you're Jewish?. I've read some of your comments on here and they could be construe as sexist and racist, but I guess empathy's not a strong point of yours, so why rag on Mel Gibson for making unfortunate statements when he was inebriated?.
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You REALLY have to ask why he is a bigot? And why do you assume only Jews would be upset? FWIW, I was raised Catholic and find his comments disgusting. Apparently, you don't.
If you have time, read some of Mel's interviews prior to his infamous drunk driving arrest. The man made several homophobic and sexist remarks over the years. He also made some very questionable remarks about Jews even prior to this.
If you want to "forgive" this smuck then go for it but personally, I will always consider him a hypocritical, asshole bigot.
CD...it's a gossip site. You expect a man to leave a woman who is 35 (oh so old!!), yet you don't expect "nasty" comments on a gossip site?
Logic?
Also, that's a total cop-out. You're either a male who likes to mess around or a female w. low self-esteem. Males shouldn't be EXPECTED to dump their girl for a "younger model". That is NOT normal & not a normal frame of mind for a decent man to have.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:15am.
I hope this bigot gets nailed to the cross by his ex-wife...and that his new piece of arm candy writes a tell-all after he dumps her for the babysitter.
Mel Gibson burn in hell you worthless sack of hyporcritical horse shit.
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Why is he a bigot?. Is it because you're Jewish?. I've read some of your comments on here and they could be construe as sexist and racist, but I guess empathy's not a strong point of yours, so why rag on Mel Gibson for making unfortunate statements when he was inebriated?.
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Submitted by C.D. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:15am.
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Sorry if you find these comments so "mean". It's D-Listed-not Just Jared so you aren't going to find the fawning, sickly-sweet comments here that you would find there.
In this case, these two deserve the "mean" comments. The facts speak for themselves: She's a gold-digger and he is bat-shit crazy, hypocritical douche.
Submitted by moosh on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 12:14pm.
She's not 29, she's 38 and Timothy Dalton's ex wife... he brought her over from Russia....
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Actually, she was never married to Dalton. She was some unknown British dude's wife. He brought her over from Russia. She ditched him and moved on to bigger fish-namely Dalton. (Ex-hubby gave an interview with the UK-based Daily Mail.)
Submitted by C.D. on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 11:15am.
Man,you guys can come up with some really nasty things to say about people....why are any of you surprised that a guy(an a rich one at that)would trade in his old lady for a new one? All guys would do it if they could! I'm a chick and I know this! For some reason females get all upset about this type of shit. And yes,if your with a dude and your over say 35 and he has a chance to trade your ass in for a hot 20 year old,bet your last dollar that hes going to do it!
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yes, if he's a douchebag he will!
She's not 29, she's 38 and Timothy Dalton's ex wife... he brought her over from Russia....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
@C.D., you're lying, you're a dude.
No woman would ever refer to other women as "females". Not like you did anyhow.
SO, you were saying? Oh, yeah, you're wrong. Not all men would. Maybe, say A LOT would, but not all. Depends on the situation, and *gag*love itself.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:34am.
She has chirrenz by other celebrities?
Straight up hofessional!
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I love that! Hofessional...can I use it sometme? LOL...
She's NOT 29, she's 39.
I wonder how much he paid for his dispensation?
Man,you guys can come up with some really nasty things to say about people....why are any of you surprised that a guy(an a rich one at that)would trade in his old lady for a new one? All guys would do it if they could! I'm a chick and I know this! For some reason females get all upset about this type of shit. And yes,if your with a dude and your over say 35 and he has a chance to trade your ass in for a hot 20 year old,bet your last dollar that hes going to do it!
I hope this bigot gets nailed to the cross by his ex-wife...and that his new piece of arm candy writes a tell-all after he dumps her for the babysitter.
Mel Gibson burn in hell you worthless sack of hyporcritical horse shit.
That's one ugly and mean looking bitch. But actually I'm more interested in that slighty disgruntled gent in the background. Lars von Trier? LOL
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Auri sacra fames
These two deserve each other. Both appear to have the moral fiber of a baked potato.
Also, I, too, would bet money that this skank is older than 39. It also wouldn't surprise me if she popped fertility pills in order to get knocked up by Gibson. (Oh, and he's an ever bigger asshole than I ever gave him credit for for not having had the sense to wear a condom.)
Look at her. She's sloppy looking. What happened to leaving your wife for a quality whore, not a washed up dirtrag?
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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It's sad news for Mel's legitimate wife (or is it?), but I always love it when those sanctimonious hypocrites are exposed for what they truly are -- sleazy scumbags.
Truth be known, Mel needs therapy more than he needs religion.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:29am.
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I know, right? First time I met the new gf of the future husband, I spotted how much she had done and then was sent her old pics. Funnily, he still doesn't believe it.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
sorry for the double post. somethin went wrong
Coma Caca!!
I'm 29!! if she is 29 then ima lie and say I am 19. wtf. and yesssss she's a dumb ass gold digging b*tch. Just because he has money, doesnt mean she' gonna get anything. he is divorcing...maybe it was a booze decision of stupidity. I hate stupid whores. hahaha
Coma Caca!!
I'm 29!! if she is 29 then ima lie and say I am 19. wtf. and yesssss she's a dumb ass gold digging b*tch. Just because he has money, doesnt mean she' gonna get anything. he is divorcing...maybe it was a booze decision of stupidity. I hate stupid whores. hahaha
Coma Caca!!
We can be thankful for small mercies, it could have been Brit Brit.
Only NOW is she getting the hang of gold-digging. I mean, Timothy Dalton is probably not a bottomless pit of cash. She should have gone with a less-handsome, more solvent baby daddy the first time, and she wouldn't have to be banging a pepaw with a million kids to support.
Mel is wealthy, but he's gonna be losing a lot to the first wife and kids. He's not particularly marketable in Hollywood anymore, due to his crazy shit. And she's getting to the very end of her gold-digging years. This is her last shot.
Salma Hayek and Catherine Zeta-Jones did it RIGHT.
If Mel had any taste he would have dropped that load in our mouth, instead of inside that nasty iscky stinkfish!
Submitted by Miramami on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:04am.
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Tim Dalton and yes, she's 39. The kid is 12.
Colour me surprised at the confirmation he's got super sperm. Wear a fucking condom, you arsehole.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 10:03am.
It worked for Henry the Eighth.
Ha! So there's a solid historical antecedent....
Ask any Kennedy on how to get an annullment.
Yeah, I saw this last night and I was NOT amused.
Plus that wet hanger her calls his girlfriend is not 29, no way, no fucking how. He said she's closer to 40. Which sounds about right, because she looks like Skeletor's cum dump.
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:48am.
He is a disgustingly vile pig, and if she is 29, then so am I...more like 39.
She is 39, right?
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Aw, now why you wanna go insulting the cute little piggies? They aren't vile or disgusting. Face it. Mel is just being a MAN!
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Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 8:46am.
CHARLES MANSON
WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THE ASSHOLES ON THE LAST THREAD. ALL I DID WAS ACT LIKE MY NORMAL FUCKING SELF AND LEFT FEELING LIKE JUDAS ISCARIOT.
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Ignore them Charles! I will take care of them if they keep giving you grief!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sugaroo: "...I have friends who wanted an annulment (they had 3 kids) and the church said they would do it only if they paid a really obscene amount of money. Yet one more way the Catholic Church exhibits its hypocrisy."
I'll do you one better! My friend was married in a Catholic church. She had had an illegitimate son with her new husband already (he was the ring-bearer), and was still married to her previous husband.
She had married in her early 20s and they broke up but never bothered to divorce; just went their separate ways. She had no idea where he was or how to find him in order to properly divorce him. They may have resolved the previous marriage thing before the wedding, but I don't really think they had enough time to find him and divorce him.
But her parents wanted the big church wedding, and they got it.
Mira, the trick is 39 not 29. It says so in every magazine. The whorussian has been on the gold digging game for ages. I think she has a kid/gravy train with some other Hollywood asshole.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:55am.
Mel should just start his own church, then have it legitimize the basterd.
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It worked for Henry the Eighth.
"Screw the Pope", he said. "I'm marrying that giant whore Anne Boleyn!".
I applaud this woman. She did what Sarah Larson didn't do and snag herself a permanent paycheck.
I've given birth to two kids from two poor bastards!! Now I'm birthing my third with another working blue-collar Joe.
I'm the dumb whore in this whole equation.
I would have done the same thing. Knock myself into his pension plan!!!LOL
I bow to you Russian smart whore.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:31am.
I had a girlfriend who was married to a Catholic, and quite a few years later when she wanted out, he wanted an annulment. She agreed to get rid of the ass-hat faster, but they DID have to PAY for the annulment!
I wish I could remember how much it cost, but remember she was livid over the religious extortion.
Submitted by nicegreen0622 on Tue, 05/26/2009 - 9:54am
WTF
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
Mel should just start his own church, then have it legitimize the basterd. Non-profits are a license to steal and discriminate, too.