Monday, May 25th 2009

No.

When Glamberace sang with Queen during the American Idol finale, a storm of sequins filled my living room and I actually enjoyed it (blame the good shit). It wasn't hard for me to embrace it, because I figured it was just a one night stand. They all licked each other's nalgas, everyone came glitter and then they skipped off back to their lives. Or did they?

Brian May is now telling Rolling Stone that Queen and Glamberace might rendezvous again..... I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery.

Brian said, “Amongst all that furor, there wasn’t really a quiet moment to talk. But [drummer Roger Taylor] and I are definitely hoping to have a meaningful conversation with him at some point. It’s not like we, as Queen, would rush into coalescing with another singer just like that. It isn’t that easy. But I’d certainly like to work with Adam. That is one amazing instrument he has there.

Didn't they learn anything from the whole Paul Rodgers thing?! I'd rather Queen just stick a cardboard cutout of Freddie Mercury on stage than bring Glamberace into the band full-time. There's only one true QUEEN in QUEEN and that is that glorious unicorn known as Freddie Mercury!

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Both Kris Allen and Adam Lambert are really great. But one of them has to stand out. And it was, Kris Allen who the crowd loved and voted and was announced as the American Idol winner of season 8.

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and not only 'No.' but Hell No!

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This picture is a good reminder to us all that Glambert struggles with teh chub. Give him a few years and he'll have full blown chi chis and a pot belly.
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Does it even matter at this point? No one cares about the Freddie-less Queen. I agree that they should rename the band, but then again, they should have renamed it when Freddie died.

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Frosted speaks the truth.

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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."

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That is a blasphemous sloppy dick slap to the face of the best performer eva SANTA FREDDIE MERCURY!!!

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did he just say "thats quit an instrument he has there." why yes he does....in his pants! sorry, i had to go there. it was all set up for me. seriuosly though, would adam with queen be so bad? you've gotta ask, would freddie condone this? and I say, yes. if freddie was alive, him and adam would so be hooked up. i think i would change the name of the band though. freddie=queen

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Adam you was robbed!

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That's the best comment I've seen so far about it: "Didn't they learn anything from the whole Paul Rodgers thing?!"
It was a fiasco, and the album they released was just mediocre. I think Brian and Roger are way too senile. Just quit it, put the beast to sleep. As the Highlander said: there can be only one (Freddie).

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I get it, he's auditioning for a Dune sequel!HUH?yeah! ;)
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He wears even more makeup than my mom, and my mom is best friends with an Avon sales representative.

That's not to say this guy isn't a good singer or hasn't got talent, but I think his whole look screams "please look at and admire me and call me pretty while I pretend to be embarrassed" and that takes him down a little notch in the cool department.

He just looks like he's trying too hard, like those guys who pop their Lacoste collars and drink lattes all day and try to talk about Sartre.

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Submitted by Miam on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:49am.

I agree with everyone that there is or never will be anyone like Freddy again. Freddy was amazing; I wish I could go back in time and hang out with him for a day. The Logo channel had a special where they aired some of his home videos and had some of his friends speaking about him. He seemed like a genuine person that truly loved life. Plus, he also apparently liked cats so of course I love him even more.

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Agreed! Apparently he ADORED his cats and treated them like royalty, as do I! And he really was a genuine person who said what he thought. I would have loved to have met him or at least seen him in concert just once. There will NEVER be another Freddie Mercury. Amazing man.

RIP Freddie

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Submitted by snarkolepsy on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 9:13pm.

OMG, Snarky, you quoted me! That is so awesome! Thank you! That made my night.

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I hate it when guys wear exoskeletons and think they are edgy!

So Beetle Boy doesn't do it for you?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:52pm.

Roach Boy is much HWATER...and he can fly...unless he's German...

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Gute nacht!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:37pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:04pm.

I hate it when guys wear exoskeletons and think they are edgy!

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So Beetle Boy doesn't do it for you?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:37pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:04pm.

I hate it when guys wear exoskeletons and think they are edgy!

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So Beetle Boy doesn't do it for you?

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 8:04pm.

I hate it when guys wear exoskeletons and think they are edgy!

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I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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I love this dude.

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I cannot stand it when guys wear nail polish. It's like they're saying "Oh look at me. I'm such a rebel!" It's about as rebellious as a tat of a kitten.

Blech.

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"Submitted by justaguest on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 5:22pm.

Where have I been? I didn't even know Queen still existed after Freddie was gone."

THAT'S my main thing. Queen should have died with Freddie, but it didn't. So if they are going to have someone front the band, why not someone who might just pull it off?

Full disclosure though, I do quite enjoy Mr Lambert.

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what is this? a human sized party favor?
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thorny, you still here? If so, HELLOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/24/2009
Well, if she is perfectly still she can claim she is not sexually active.

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ALL I CAN SAY IS WHAT A DOUCHE BAG!!! GLAM ROCK MY ASS HE LOOKS LIKE DARTH VADOR IN PAPER MA'CHE (spell check)

I understand that this thing or poor excuse for an entertainer wants to make a name for himself. But PLEASE DON'T TRASH OUR LEGENDS AND IDOLS IN THE PROCESS.

Freddy is the only person that should never be FUCKED With unless its consentual under the sheets and if he was still with us today. IF THIS DOUCHEBAG SMEARS FREDDY'S NAME WE NEED TO BURN PINK CATOUR ON HIS FRONT LAWN.

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Gary Newman called, wants his guyliner and his black nail varnish back...

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Submitted by Thornhill on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 4:52pm.

Adam Ant called wants his old wardrobe back...

===And Gary Glitter would like his head back.

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Does this guy need glasses? He is always squinting-come to think of it so does Donald Trumpt and that clothes hanger he married Melanoma.

Are those suppose to be black angel wings or something?

I am with MK: (Hell) No.

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Where have I been? I didn't even know Queen still existed after Freddie was gone.

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Adam Ant called wants his old wardrobe back...

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what is on his shoulders?

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Did I miss this, or did somebody talk about another Idol non-winner, Constantine Maroulis from season 4?, that did a very creditable "Bohrmian Rhapsody" during the competition. He lost quite a bit earlier than people thought he would, and immediately went to do the Freddy Mercury role on whatever Broadway show was running (might have been We Will Rock You). He then was briefly on the Bold and the Boring, and he is currently nominated for Best Actor in a Musical Tony for "Rock of Ages." Is there some sort of secret connection?

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 7:56am.
I agree also. Queen is a memory, nothing more.
do these fuckers need money, or what? jesus, they were multi-millionaires by 1975.

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Meh, these fuckers aint hurting for cash. I remember reading once that Andrew Ridgeley leads a very comfortable life off the royalties from "Careless Whispers" alone. Apparently that was the only song he co-wrote. Imagine how much dough these fuckers pull in for the royalties from their Queen days.

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goddamn WHY do people keep fucking with perfection? Exacly RIGHT there's only one queen bitch of Queen and that's Queen Freddie, not this random pussy who reminds me of my niece's emo boy Bratz doll.

The tags say it all THANKS, MK.

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"There's only one true QUEEN in QUEEN and that is that glorious unicorn known as Freddie Mercury!"

I'll second that.

Submitted by ElectricBlue on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 1:58pm.

"Oh Michael K, I do love you dearly, but I have to respectfully disagree...Adam was hot with KISS and Queen and while absolutely NO ONE can replace Mercury...he'd definitely be a good choice to collaborate with them...he's got the range, the stage presence and showmanship..."

But do Queen/Adam have the music without Freddie... they could cover all the old stuff (which would make me miss Freddie more), or maybe they'll write up some new stuff... but I tell you, some of these bands... I mean, I cringe when I hear new Eagle stuff...

Still not an Adam fan. But I would love, love, love it if he did a cabaret show. In fact, if they ever do a remake of Cabaret, he should get Liza's part! It's not like there isn't a context in which I might enjoy him.

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That sounds like a good idea. Every once and a while a very few Idol contestants gone on to good careers without being associated with Idol. Clarkson, Underwood, Hudson.

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IF HE PLAYS HIS CARDS RIGHT HE WILL GO FAR. TONE DOWN THE ACT. HE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE A BIG BUTTERFLY IN THAT OUTFIT. HIS ACKNOWLEGMENT AND ADMIRATION OF ZEPPELIN WAS WAS ADMIRABLE, BUT HE HAS TO REMEMBER PLANT DIDNT HAVE A GOOD VOICE. IT WAS HIS STAGE PRESENCE AND OVERALL BRAVATO THAT MADE HIM A STAR. DONT SING ZEPPELIN AGAIN UNLESS YOU SING IT IN A VERY LOW TONED AND SLOW VOICE.

Submitted by mercury_rising on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 12:47pm.
I don't think Brian or Roger are hurting for money. Brian has said himself he is addicted to touring. I do believe they are kind of grasping onto the fading spotlight. Just let it go.

All true. Same could be said for soooo many older bands. Or Madonna. Or Elton. Etc. Hell, I don't get why the Twitter guys don't grab $500m and disappear.

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Oh Michael K, I do love you dearly, but I have to respectfully disagree...Adam was hot with KISS and Queen and while absolutely NO ONE can replace Mercury...he'd definitely be a good choice to collaborate with them...he's got the range, the stage presence and showmanship...like him or not, the guy is extremely talented. Definitely not boring like cute, sweet little country boy Kris.

MK! I'm surprised you didn't make a dirty joke out of Brian May's last comment about what an amazing instrument Lambert has.

Submitted by Noble1 Mon 05/25/2009 - 10:28a.m.

OW! That was AWFUL!!!

I saw Queen in 1980 when they were touring for their Hot Space album. I thought it wouldn't be good because Freddie had cut his hair and lost the freaky boho image, but they ROCKED!! Glad my bf at the time talked into going!

Brian Mays stop this fuckery and start a new band! Leave your legacy with Queen alone!!!

fuzzy, ITA on Lambert. his face annoys me.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Brian May is at it again... not surprised. I wish them the same luck that INXS had when they sold their souls to a network to get their new lead singer.
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I kind of liked the "We Will Rock You" play. It was so silly and over the top and cheesey that I thought Freddie would have liked it...."The bigger the better in everything, my dear...."

but sheeps, dude, I don't think Brian or Roger are hurting for money. Brian has said himself he is addicted to touring. I do believe they are kind of grasping onto the fading spotlight. Just let it go
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 12:39pm.

*hem hem* Well then perhaps you know this word: SACRILEGE!

Ahaha, I'm just kidding. This really wouldn't bother me so much except for the fact that I HATE HATE HATE that big gay lion known as Glambert. So I look upon all of his posts with disdain. You understand.

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