Kevin Bacon Got Jacked!
Kevin Bacon has seen better days! First, Madoff stole a bunch of cash monies from Kevin. Then, he found out his Footlose role is going to that frosted twink Chace Crawford. And now the dude was straight-up robbed in a subway station!
The New York Post says that on Thursday morning, Kevin was down in the Seventh Avenue subway stop performing his big number from Footloose for extra dollars from commuters when some evil doer stole his Blackberry! Okay, he wasn't dancing for coins, he was just leaving the station when a thief grabbed the Blackberry right out of his purdy paws! Kevin didn't give it up that easy and chased the berrynapper through the station, but lost him.
How ever did the Bacon lose him? He must have not leaped and spun through the station while throwing jazz hands around, right? He would've caught the asshole if he used jazz hands!
Kevin apparently called the police.
Seriously, did Kevin drop a mirror under a ladder while crossing a black cat? What the fuck shit next? At least he'll always have the last name of the most delicious thing that exists in this world. He'll always have that.
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Mira, what kind of thief has the balls to mug a celebrity who takes the subway in broad daylight?
Kevin better stay home and pull the blankets over his head.
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i like bacon bits but it appears he's pissed off the karma spirits somewhere...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Kevin's gotta rely on Kyra to bring home the bacon now.
Bernie Madoff? That bitch!
He should be released into Bed-Stuy and beaten down like a preach that touches little boys.
It is pointless to give consecutive life sentences to a man a breath away from death.
Just beat his ass to death, Gladiator style!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 11:41am.
And about Madoff, let's face it...rich, greedy people invested with him at an interest rate far above what any bank was offering. I'm glad that Madoff will be serving like 40 life sentences in jail but the greedy bastards that invested didn't know this venture might be a little risky? If it sounds too good to be true it probably is.
Yes!! Well said, Mani. I'm sorry so many got ripped off, but greed made them blind to the obvious risk. Returns above 20% just can't go on for long IRL.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 5:53pm.
Aw, I like Kevin Bacon. I tried not to back in his "Guiding Light" days, but then his character became a drunk, so that softened my Chardonnay soaked heart...
Anywho, sucks what happened and all, but I can really only summon a "meh" when rich whores get robbed, but not hurt...Yeah, yeah, I know he was burned by Madoff, but his wife is making bank, and he can get plenty of dough with a movie project. It ain't like these whores are gonna be on the street or nuffin' like dat....So, sorry Kev, meh...
This is why I love the Tiger!
And about Madoff, let's face it...rich, greedy people invested with him at an interest rate far above what any bank was offering. I'm glad that Madoff will be serving like 40 life sentences in jail but the greedy bastards that invested didn't know this venture might be a little risky? If it sounds too good to be true it probably is.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Personally that's why I avoid public transit.
@DiamondDawg:
BTW, he'll probably be on t.v. tomorrow with it being Memorial Day and all. They'll show "A Few Good Men" like 80 times. He was MIGHTY hawt in that movie!
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I like him in everything I've seen him in, he's a good actor. I like him more because he and his family aren't in every freaking tabloid.
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MK, your tag and lack of other tags do the Bacon good.
Ta.
Aww, poor Kevin Bacon. He never bothers anyone!
Why can't they rob someone who deserves it? Like *rhymes with Mange-a-lina*?
Rotten peach of scrotum
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Kevin honey having a bad day? Tell me all about it sweety come sit on my lap. Tell me what the big bad man did to you. Did he take your candy away from my sweetness. Awww its not like you can't afford another one. We can get one thats theft proof and have a Low Jack built in so the cops can catch the bitch. I'm sure you need to start writing those phone numbers down. Its always good to back up everything. You can afford to have that shit done automatically. You know there's always one of those do me hicky gadget on those things. Speaking of which Do me and give me hickey on my gadget. :oP I'd like that!!!!!!!
That's just wrong, but now that robber is offically a part of the six degrees of Kevin Bacon! LOL.
"How ever did the Bacon lose him? He must have not leaped and spun through the station while throwing jazz hands around, right? He would've caught the asshole if he used jazz hands!"
Seriously, MK, why don't you have your own sketch comedy show yet?
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:17pm.
Shame Kev isn't. Damn him!
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Didn't he play a NY City bike messenger who busted up a drug ring in his first film? Bitch should know how to handle the streets by now.
Submitted by snarkolepsy on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:45pm.
I could overlook the no lip thing if he just had some Kate Gosselin hair.
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yeah, I'm just that easy.
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He needs some Lisa Rinna lips. He'd not only be delicious but sexy too.
I nominate the thief for the title of best "six degrees of Kevin Bacon" player ever. He found the express lane.
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Do you guys think the thief will sell all the celebrity phone numbers in the bb?
Some fucking blackberry STORM!not a single f'g beyotch around to help him!
Submitted by torpedo on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:02pm.
Shame on the thief.
Kevin is one of the most under rated actors today.
I like him and it seems like he has his personal life together as well...rarity in that superficial environment.
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I totally agree.
BTW, he'll probably be on t.v. tomorrow with it being Memorial Day and all. They'll show "A Few Good Men" like 80 times. He was MIGHTY hawt in that movie!
Damn!
2009 has been rough on Kev in EVERY way!
Can't Kyra steal him some botox off the set of "The Closer"?!
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Submitted by Home on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 9:07pm.
...but I have an awful hard time pitying someone who has no upper lip.
I could overlook the no lip thing if he just had some Kate Gosselin hair.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Maybe there is something wrong with my normally empathic nature...but I have an awful hard time pitying someone who has no upper lip.
That's whack huh?
I know. I'm workin' on me still.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:59pm.
You said dream snatcher....
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I know, but when I searched for a picture of dream snatcher, an image of Paris's snatch kept popping up.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
And his dentist replaced his teeth with a row of white corn kernels.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:43pm.
There is a Duck brand duct tape, true.
You said dream snatcher....
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:34pm.
That's DUCK TAPE, don't you have spellcheck?
I Wiki'd "Sheeps" & got this photo.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamcatcher
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 8:19pm.
A REAL stalker would have paused then gone to RiteAid for duct tape, BBs, and Depends.
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
time for him to get his Bake On
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:54pm.
I see.... What about the whole silly "Kyra" sitcheation?_
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Well, aren't you just a Mr. Dream Snatcher tonight, Maybe I should add a few feathers to you and let you dangle from my rearview mirror.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
hopefully kyra sedgwick nudie pics will be 'leaked' out...hehehehe
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The balls on that douche nozzle to just grab shit out of KB's hands! Thieves do indeed suck. I've had my house broken into twice in the past year. I fucking HATE thieves!
Yeah, he got ripped off by Madoff, (such a perfect name for a thief, but I digress). A gay kid is taking his role in "Footloose", and his Blackberry got snatched in the subway.
But he can always cheer up by reminding himself that he never fucked Paris Hilton. That's gotta do something to make him feel better.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:51pm.
I see.... What about the whole silly "Kyra" sitcheation?
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:45pm.
hahaha. Now, you mean the current, arguably saggy Bacon, not the long-ago Bacon?
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Funny that the youthful Bacon didn't appeal to me, I guess I like my Bacon slightly cured. Maybe it's the appeal that if I'm too rough, he'll become Bacon bits.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
damn thiefs suck!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:37pm.
hahaha. Now, you mean the current, arguably saggy Bacon, not the long-ago Bacon?
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:31pm.
Dry or mayo?
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A side of panty pudding.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Sometimes you can't catch a fucking break!
Although I think that shit is a bit better than having to repeatedly be rerouted to India by Dell!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 7:27pm.
Dry or mayo?
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
I'll have a Kevin Bacon, lettuce, tomato sandwich....hold the upper lip.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
You just can't let go of the Kevin Bacon jazz hands, can you MK? The whole catching the thief with the jazz hands sent me into giggles though, lol!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
i will cut a bitch for stealing from KB.
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still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 6:22pm.
I beg to differ with MK re Kevin having the name of the most delicious thing in the world..if so, his name would be: Kevin White Chocolate Cheesecake. Or possibly, Kevin Homemade Shortbread.
*drool*
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or...or...Kevin Humanentrails...*licking tiger chops*...What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Why would anyone want to steal from Kevin Bacon? That's like stealing from Jesus.
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