Clare Werbeloff's 15 Seconds Are Up
Clare Werbeloff is the ho in Australia who became an overnight internet celebskank after a video her giving a witness account to a local shooting traveled around the world wide webz. In the clip, Clare dropped the word "wog" (which is a racial slur) so casually like it was part of her every day vocabulary. A quick minute after the video took off, a Facebook group devoted to Clare was born and some bitch started selling t-shirts were her sayings on them. Clare also had to get a publicist to deal with all the attention coming her way.
Well.....you can erase the bitch's file from your brain's hard drive, because that trick BAMBOOZLED the world! Clare didn't witness the shooting in Sydney and she was spinning lies when she talked to the local news. The Police hos tell the Daily Telegraph that dumb fuck Clare admitted to lying.
The public is not amused by Clare's joke. They didn't appreciate her slapping them with her giant hoax dick. They have now turned on Clare! Clare's older sister said that she's afraid gang members are going to whoop her ass! HA!
So it looks like Clare's big dream of becoming the next Delta Goodrem is officially died. Bitch will be lucky if she gets a gig co-hosting Tuesday nights with Corey Worthington at a bar on the outskirts of town where she'll have to serve vodka and Vegemite shots off of her stomach.
Do you remember Corey Worthington? Exactly. Google the bitch's name the word "irrelevant" pops up.
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Not only were the comments she made unfunny and insensitive to the guy that got shot. The worst thing is that A Current Affair (an Australian 'news' program) dedicated their whole half hour show to her fuckery. You might be able to find it at ninemsn.com.au.
The amount of dumbass' in this world ceases to amaze me.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:55pm.
...... And Australians are racist...as this video aptly demonstrates. I don't blame them for some of their attitudes because the government has mismanaged a lot of shit and when you get hood rats breaking into zoos and smashing up little animals, that doesn't help attitudes.
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I hope you're not referring to the Aborigines, as then, I'll have to point out that you started it first, stealing their land, children and then whole Country. Although Hugh Jackman can "steal" me anytime.... But you must be New Zealander (kiwi), no?.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:55pm.
Australianist!
And your friends are wrong! We're sexually wild and open WOMEN, not chicks.
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King's Cross is a shithole...prostitutes and run down hostels and now Clare. And Australians are racist...as this video aptly demonstrates. I don't blame them for some of their attitudes because the government has mismanaged a lot of shit and when you get hood rats breaking into zoos and smashing up little animals, that doesn't help attitudes.
My friend think australian chicks are the hottest in the world-my italian friend thinks are sexually wild and open. I think both statements are true. Clare is a lying racist who slapped on too much foundation for her TV appearance, but she's hot.
she is very pretty, I like her eyes. Needs to get that foundation off her eyebrows and a lot off her face.
I remembered who Corey Worthington was without being reminded, sad. What are "fully sick boys"? This bitch is such an attention whore she ran to talk to the news just so she could be on TV. I still can't get over her smarty prissy, "you're welcome" at the end of her segment.
You know who's sadder than Clare: the folks that bought Clare t-shirts, added Clare to Facebook, & the desperate PR person....oh those and the people that were mad over the KFC coupons...not related, but still sad. ________________________________________________
If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
I don't understand how she became famous and gained fans to begin with, by saying what? the racial slur? So they support discrimination towards "wogs"?? Wow, Australia is way more bigoted and ignorant than I imagined.
anyway, I saw her video and bitch is funny, well not her, but what she represents, she's your typical spoiled, "hot" club-slut who lives for parties and text messages and lattes and urban outfitters (or the equivalent australian brand for middle class wannabes).
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The baddest ho in town.
So she thought a video of her spouting racist remarks would make her famous?
That's even sadder than her lying about what she saw.
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Wrong post darling, but *shrug* it happens...
Haha, "Werbeloff" sounds kinda "woggish" to me, too, it´s probably an eastern-european name! Stupid ho.
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This totally consolidates all the shit I was bitching about the other day!
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I likey all the funny comments about the 44 year old poor lady who is dressing like a slag in a paralelio universario. Thats some weird self deluded, self sabotaging gig innit????
Sad Dating as a 2-D phoney. I guess it beats being a 3-D phoney? Or does it? Havent got a scooby.
Just be yourself or lots of dates, lots of Dissapointment!!!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:00pm.
*marching onto thread*
*round house kicks to Clare's face & snatchal area*
Stupid Bitch!!
*adjusting Gosselin do* *stomping off*
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That will teach Clare not to be a lying ass, fame-whore hungry bitch.
Love you 'do, by the way. It screams "I'm classay and shit". ha ha ha!
I remember Corey Worthington! Only because his dumbfuck ways lead me to wear sunglasses for my birthday instead of a tiara.
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She is pretty but please, basta with the bronzer!
She looks like an 80s Cosmo cover. Not necessarily a good thing..
Another nobody trying to get famous for doing nothing. Now she'll be known as a liar. Super.
I refuse to watch the video. Idiocy!
**And this ad on the side for 'utherverse' is PRICELESS! Oh lord, it;s so sad. A 44 yr old single mom with an avie dressed like a hooker at Carnival?
Ok then.
Actually wog is harmless in Australia - it's what the ethnic kids call themselves to separate them from the 'skippys' - anglo kids, although it's a moot point. I think you guys call them guidos.
She looks like she like a bit of wog btw.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:07pm.
On a stupid sheila scale of 1-10, this bint would be an 11.
Love your new avie.
Her tale probably came to a head when the police wanted to secure her sworn statement. There's no crime in lying to a news camera but it's criminal to lie to the po-po. Some good came of her video, in that people all over the world talked about the use of racial slurs.
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On a stupid sheila scale of 1-10, this bint would be an 11. Borderline retarded even. Good luck keeping those buck teeth in your head next time you're in The Cross dumbo.
Delusional much? HOW does one blatantly LIE like that?
Pretty girl though: she'd be stunning au natural.
Good morning all.
*off to wikipedia to find "wog"*
*marching onto thread*
*round house kicks to Clare's face & snatchal area*
Stupid Bitch!!
*adjusting Gosselin do* *stomping off*
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Sad thing is... I'd hit it. Rabbit teefs and all.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I have no idea who this is, but I hope they beat her ass good.
I don't like her stupid face.
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I will never, ever, ever understand the spray-tan thing.
i totally missed that shit the first time. i like those Aussies!!
Edited to add: The ACCENTS, not the racism.
She's got the spray tan down. She's a natural.
Corey Worthington was my favorite famewhore ever! his antics were so commonplace in any teenagers life.
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