Sunday, May 24th 2009
Is That A Belgian Endive In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Jean-Claude Van Damme proves that you can be an ole' skeezer with a face like a sun-dried tomato and still get the tranny with the biggest low hangers at the club. Git it, JC! Slap them nuts. Jean-Claude also proved that he doesn't need to dance at all, because his wang of wonder has all the moves. He's just standing there as it churns the dick butter.
Here's Jean-Claude dancing with a bunch of sexy fine pre-ops at a party for the never-ending Cannes film festival. Wait. Was this party held in front of a hospital curtain in the emergency room, because that would make so much sense. SO MUCH.
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i think van damme's belly is bigger than his balls...
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This peepaw is the hotness! I love his mismatched clothes, big gut, sundamaged red face, and hunched over back. I wonder if he walks with a cane or uses a walker or a scooter? Either way, he's swoon worthy (NOT).
He was only there to valet park the cars.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:22am.
LOL! Is it wrong of me that I actually DO want to see the secret underwear? I really do...Nothing sexual...well, unless it's SEXAY...I just wanna see what it looks like...
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I don't know about the endive in his drawers, but he definitely has the face of a Belgian waffle.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Jon Claude who are trying to kid. No one gets into show biz without sucking someone's dick. There are millions of muscle boys that could replace you. Drop the act and Bottom like a true Belgium. All you germanic sorts really want it. Come out of the closet already bitch
kitten 666 i hate seeing this ...... poor guy . why can't they just grow old with some self respect ! 40 years from now you will see him with his cane and a bottle of viagra trying to hump some 18 year olds leg ! SAD
He is so nasty. I knew a woman who fucked him in the early 80's, (behind his wife's back of course) and she said he sucked horribly in bed. I was like, I coulda told you that, just look at him!
Ha ha MK.... I feels sick.
they ARE wearing hospital tags on dem arms a la Wino!
Raison face got beaten to the last prawn sandwich by my ex at Heathrow circa 97 and VD (how approapriate) didnt do shit. So much for his Martial Arts reflexes...refluxes....bllluuurrghh
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
JCVD.
Cute movie. Bizarre.
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I nearly choked on my strawberry reading this post! Kudos to you and your wit, MK.
I've been a JC fan every since the late 80s. I mean how can you NOT love him after such fine cinematic vehicles as Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Universal Soldier, etc etc.
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Submitted by smirfytyme on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:15am.
He looks like a 65 yr. old, ultra ULTRA greasy neighborhood sex offender wearing cataract glasses.
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ITA.
Keep your children away from this skeez!!
Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:15am.
He looks like a 65 yr. old, ultra ULTRA greasy neighborhood sex offender wearing cataract glasses.
I have to agree, he is not in the Hawt over 50 category. Looks like home boy's priorities were to spend most of his time roasting to complement his gymnastic muscle. Sun Dried tomato is right.
This chilling tableau could easily be a still from a new Gus Van Sant movie. Bravo!
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:26pm.
I wish I were kidding. :( *making breakfast pitcher of Bloodies*
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Something is missing.
I think that it's the word "Whore" tattoed on that woman's thigh.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:16pm.
And no, he didn't give an answer. I was six, I think, and they waited til I was 8 to give me proper sex ed.
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You got sex ed at 8?!!?!!? I didn't get it from the 'rents until I was 17!!!! and then it was only ONE long run-on sentence: "DON'T HAVE PRE-MARITAL SEX BUT IF YOU DO USE PROTECTION"
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Actually, that's the age doctors usually recommend, but it depends on the child. My parents were pretty cool when it came down to it. Used a children's book on sex ed and all and answered all my questions.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:17pm.
I don't need to go that far: I can just check out my own brown eyeglasses.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:16pm.
And no, he didn't give an answer. I was six, I think, and they waited til I was 8 to give me proper sex ed.
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You got sex ed at 8?!!?!!? I didn't get it from the 'rents until I was 17!!!! and then it was only ONE long run-on sentence: "DON'T HAVE PRE-MARITAL SEX BUT IF YOU DO USE PROTECTION"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:17pm.
I don't need to go that far: I can just check out my own brown eyeglasses.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:59am.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:30am.
Wonder if he got a public boner. Looks like maybe because they are pointing and laughing. Just like here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y
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What's with the pervy BROWN sunglasses?
I SWEAR to gosh every PEDO/PERV/RAPEY guy wears sunglasses or regular glasses that are brown or tinted brown. Check the Sex Offenders Registry and you'll see what I mean if you don't know alreay.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:59am.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:30am.
Wonder if he got a public boner. Looks like maybe because they are pointing and laughing. Just like here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y
hahahahaha. He's a randy old goat.
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That video is from a ridiculously sleazy brazilian tv show that aired in the mid 90's... I remember watching this shit when I was really young, and went all "dad, look at the tv, what are they laughing at??"
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Haha, I remember he was reading the newspaper as I was zapping through all the sleazy channels, and when he saw that crap he just screamed "kid, why the hell are you watching this?! Turn that shit off!"
And no, he didn't give an answer. I was six, I think, and they waited til I was 8 to give me proper sex ed.
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:09pm.
hahaha. Did he skate on the answer?
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:59am.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:30am.
Wonder if he got a public boner. Looks like maybe because they are pointing and laughing. Just like here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y
hahahahaha. He's a randy old goat.
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That video is from a ridiculously sleazy brazilian tv show that aired in the mid 90's... I remember watching this shit when I was really young, and went all "dad, look at the tv, what are they laughing at??"
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
Um... is this Belgian-Bulge weekend MK?
Wasn't he just on a balcony with his bulge leading the way?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:58am.
And I guess he has a thing for manly ladies, look at a pic of his wife...
Whoa.... He's a Belgian A-Rod.
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:30am.
Wonder if he got a public boner. Looks like maybe because they are pointing and laughing. Just like here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y
hahahahaha. He's a randy old goat.
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 10:36am.
He's supposedly still married to Gladys Portugues.
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He even went to Cannes with her!! How fucking gross!
And I guess he has a thing for manly ladies, look at a pic of his wife...
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:22am.
2) Again, once they reveal their intentions, interrupt them and say, "I'll let you continue, but first I want to see the secret underwear. Nothing sexual, I just want to see."
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Hilarious. I think they're actually quite large. Like knicker-style.
I know! i'll tell my landlord I'm going antiquing ALL DAY ON MEMORIAL DAY.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:15am.
He looks like a 65 yr. old, ultra ULTRA greasy neighborhood sex offender wearing cataract glasses.
The glasses don't help at all, do they? He also needs to bump up his prescription, given his choice of fugly dance partners.
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I’m not sure the Giants should give up on this season yet. There are several reasons. One reason is that it’s only May. (SF Chron reader)
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:09am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:06am.
i just got invited to go to "church" for a memorial day service. I already told that bitch I'm not a fundie!! These fuckers invite you then try to convert you. I'd rather drive by and hurl a molotov cocktail.
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AHAHHAHAHAHA that's exactly how the Mormons try to get me.get a cute boy to ask me seemingly normal questions about life until BAM they go in for the kill. no thanks.
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LOL. At least Mormon boys are hawt! I'm being invited by my friend/landlord (is that possible) and she's like "Oh its such an awesome service, you know its all about praise and songs and its just so moving and the soldiers" yeah. UNTIL THEY DO THE FUCKING "ALTAR CALL"
I swear, nothing makes me foam at the mouth than fundies. I was trapped in some fuccked up shit like that when i was a kid.
I like being Catholic. Go to Mass when I feel like it and no one quizzes me about Bible verses. don't like Catholics, don't be one! AND WE WON'T TRY TO CONVERT YOU. IN FACT, STAY AS FAR THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE RCC AS YOU CAN - IT HAS PLENTY OF MEMBERS.
What's pissing me off is that i have to call this 58 y.o. boob job beyotch with 3 boyfriends paying her bills and *politely* beg off. I'm so afraid if she says something like "well, you have nothing else to do" I seriously will pull out that 12 guage my BH taught how to use before he left. Just kidding. But i get kinda excited at the chuh-chuh! sound when cocking it. And don't get all giggly. I looked it up. that's how its really spelled.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:22am
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LOL how did i forget about the magical underwear?!
i usually go for the "Jesus was an American gladiator fighting the native Americans?" question and they scatter.
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it do look like a tranny but is it one?
jcvd looks like his hara is a bit paunched
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Hell, I thought that was Randy Spears.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Wonder if he got a public boner. Looks like maybe because they are pointing and laughing. Just like here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:09am.
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AHAHHAHAHAHA that's exactly how the Mormons try to get me.get a cute boy to ask me seemingly normal questions about life until BAM they go in for the kill. no thanks.
Two good retorts for Mormon missionaries:
1.) Once they reveal their intentions, say, "hey, aren't you a part of that religion Tom Cruise is so into?"
2) Again, once they reveal their intentions, interrupt them and say, "I'll let you continue, but first I want to see the secret underwear. Nothing sexual, I just want to see."
I'm with you, madame s. I've always found him to be oily in every way, and I'm not just talking about the pizza face.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
There is so much grossness in these photos it is shocking. The nasty chicks aside, I can't BELIEVE some of you people think he looks good for his age! You all must be seriously hung over. He looks like a 65 yr. old, ultra ULTRA greasy neighborhood sex offender wearing cataract glasses.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 11:06am.
i just got invited to go to "church" for a memorial day service. I already told that bitch I'm not a fundie!! These fuckers invite you then try to convert you. I'd rather drive by and hurl a molotov cocktail.
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AHAHHAHAHAHA that's exactly how the Mormons try to get me.get a cute boy to ask me seemingly normal questions about life until BAM they go in for the kill. no thanks.
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i just got invited to go to "church" for a memorial day service. I already told that bitch I'm not a fundie!! These fuckers invite you then try to convert you. I'd rather drive by and hurl a molotov cocktail.
ew x 1000
you can see her privates.
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hahaha on the first pic (post pic) I asked myself wtf are those dots on her leg??looks like some disease shit. then I saw the rest of the pics and it's glitter. lol. Ohhh Jean..take it easy stay out of the sun and cheap looking sluts please.go for the expensive looking ones.. this is all sorts of gross. I feel greasy and dirty. ima go shower for 2 hours.
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jean claude gives me the heebie jeebies .i get the exact same feeling from Clooney.
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Looks like a skank market.
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