Big Bitch On A Bike
The Gosselins got a little visit from the dudes of TLC's American Chopper yesterday and they brought the Grande Cunt a special present: a pink scooter. Methinks they gave her a pink one hoping it would make her possum head look less butch-alicious. It didn't work. But it was nice of them to splatter read paint over it like that. It makes Kate think about one of her most cherished moments: the time she ripped Jon's nutsacks out by the root. Kate's bike is an homage to that beautiful moment!
Jon also got to ride with the big boys, but he didn't look very happy in the face! I'm thinking that he was planning to fake his death, but with the paparazzi on his his ass, he had to cancel that. Or maybe he was grouchy, because Kate refused to ride on the back of his bike and he was planning to crash it into a tree if she was on it. Instead, Kate decided to rub her 8-yard crotch all over Paul Sr.
Jon NEVAH wins!
Here's more of Dykey 'Do and Jon riding around on bikes yesterday.
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I am surprised she didn't return the scooter and ask for a new one without the paint splatters since she always seems to be crazy about that kind of stuff.
Christ I hate her skanky bitchy ass. Make her go away. Jon should dump her ass and take the kids to alaska and bring them up right.
I really hate this fucking family, alot of those kids look like they are retarded/down syndromed (please dont get offensive peeps), they have the look.
And this whore doesnt look to sad that her marriage is being plastered (not in a good way) all over, attention whore? Nah, I dont think so, I just think she wants to fuck the American Chopper dad and the 2 sons in a mini gang bang, they can doggie style her while she's leaning over the chopper. And that scooter/Vespa is awful, wouldnt be caught dead on that thing.
She is a vile, disgusting pig. She views her children as toys, as accessories. She is a serious Narcissist. She needs a great big dose of STFU.
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Whew....I thought when she spread her legs apart that the scooter was going to disappear. Maybe TLC inserted a manhole cover over the Frankengina first.
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Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 6:49pm.
Kate's got some nice breasticles. Uh huh.
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I wonder who "donated" those...
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Kate's got some nice breasticles. Uh huh.
Jon Jon Jon DUMP THE BITCH!!!!! Let that Fucken Biker Bitch of TLC Take the skank and all her spawn with them. I would definately let her take it all for peace of mind. It hard letting go of the children but she knew she was going to have all those kids and your dumb ass just went along with it. This Bitch is a NURSE she saw DEATH everyday. She figured most of them would be still born. I know it sounds morbid but think about it she knew exactly what she was doing. She figured out of all of them only 2 or 3 would survive. Unfortuneatly in your case modern science is much better then it was 10 years ago. Let Biker Bitch Harley take the Kuntessa. He'll make some more demon spawns and dump her too. The circus is over let her take all the responsibility. I'm sure some sugar daddy will give her what she want. You're all spent. You dick is gone you have no balls left. Leave the country for a while you're computer programmer you can find work anywhere in the world EXCEPT the USA. NAFTA took care of that for us. So living in Italy France Rome or Germany is a hell of alot better then this shit and atleast if you're out of the country you wont have to pay for all the Kuntessa Demon spawn. CUT YOUR LOSSES. YOU DON'T LOVE HER AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHY!!!!! There is no right or wrong here it was a major mistake. Noone knows anyone until they live with that person or you give that person what they want after that the conflict begine and guess what You found out the hard way.
WHEN THE KIDS GET OLDER AND WANT TO FIND YOU LET THEM. But get away from that bitch. She had this planned. She knew noone wanted her so she trapped you by getting pregnat. Women do it everyday. This isn't the first time its happened.
Everything is always wonderfull when you don't know the truth "IGNORANCE IS BLISS".
I would never say this because I believe in family. But really You're only going to be driven to an early grave and she's going to drill your ass everyday. Enough is Enough!!! Just cut your losses and leave!!! You're suffering enough and you're never going to be happy.
DON'T FORGET TO SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS.
TLC WONT LET THIS GO. ITS EVEN BETTER A SINGLE MOTHER WITH 8 KIDS. ITS MORE RATINGS SO THE KIDS WILL BE WELL TAKEN CARE OF BY THE TLC NETWORK!
If she really cared about you she would get on PROZAK!!
shit... now I want a paint gun!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 12:41am.
Ah hahaha, I'm LOVING the Kate hair on all the avatars. If I wasn't such a lazy fuck I'd put some on Bob Ross.
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Noooooooo! Do not mutilate Bob Ross' hair!
I nominate Billy Ray Cyrus as the prime candidate for reverse mulletry. He used to be King Mullet until he adopted the Rachel. It's time for him to return to his roots via the reverse mullet. Kate jacked his look. Take back your crown, Billy Ray! Make us proud!
I have never watched this show-but checked out the "ugly" moments montage on You Tube and GD that woman is a royal pain in the a$$!! She is AWFUL! I dont condone infidelity but in a way if Jon is cheating-Kate had it coming! Also-note to kate: when you have cankles and wear peep toed shoes-it looks like you have pig hooves. Or wait-maybe devil's hooves?
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I didn't know that the CIA moved torture onto TV.
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
Ugh. There's a MARATHON of this shit on today! *Retch*
MK I am sooo very disappointed in your choice of titles. "Hag on a Hog" or "Skank on a Scooter" would have been more fitting.
Fukken parasite...
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@findleynb, I'll have to go on an expedition to my local Walmart, and hunt for these fashion-forward (*Snort* *larf**) dames.
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I don't gets what's entertaining about watching an miserable, stressed out couple who were stupid enough to use IVF to have yet MORE children besides the 3 they already had. Are the kids that fascinating to watch? Hell no.
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Let's just be glad American Chopper gave her a little Vespa thing..and nothing more... lethal. queen cunt could do some serious damage
I was at the Wal-Mart in Greensboro, NC yesterday and saw at least three redneck women with 'Kate's" haircut.
She is a redneck fashion icon.
Love live the possum do!!!
Submitted by I need more cowbell on Sun, 05/24/2009 - 6:27am.
Please, please pray that this woman is straight. the last thing we need is another ugly, abusive lesbian with emotional problems. It has been so hard to kill that stereotype-don't throw her off on us.
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Or better yet, a closted asexual. It's a win-win!
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
"I'm thinking that he was planning to fake his death, but with the paparazzi on his his ass, he had to cancel that."
MK, you are the shit. I love you. If I were not a lazy bitch I'd stalk you down and cover you with lipstick kisses.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
Please, please pray that this wretched woman is straight. We were finally becoming trendy and the last thing we need is an ugly, abusive lesbian with emotional problems on national television. It has been so hard to kill that stereotype-don't throw her off on us.
She's such an attention whore... maybe that pink shit sprayed all over the bike isn't from jon's tormented nutsack but symbolic of what people would like to do to Kunt if they saw her.
That's right Kunt. Get on your bike and ride far far away, over the cliff edge.
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 10:45pm.\
Sorry it took me so long to respond
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2kmCOPRtko&feature=channel_page
That's one but there's plenty more from the same user.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 10:24pm.
Haha. If you look on youtube there's this one user who uploaded the "ugly moments" from all the seasons of their show. It's mostly of Kate abusing her nutless husband.
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REALLY? Can you post a link for me? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? we're doing a stupid vid with all the hair do's and need fodder.
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I can't watch so I hope these are the ones...she's such a bitch!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZJIi9A2Grw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UdThlij3JY
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Ah hahaha, I'm LOVING the Kate hair on all the avatars. If I wasn't such a lazy fuck I'd put some on Bob Ross.
After watching a few episodes Kate is a bi**h. Unfortunately, she not surrounded by real people to tell her how she really is. What she needs to do is instead of making the kids watch their show she needs to see how she is on TV.
I really do feel bad for John. If I had to put up with her hitting, constantly putting me down, and talking to me in a condescending way...I would run and never look back. Damn she doesn't even let him discipline his own kids. Can anyone really blame him she’s humiliating him on national television.
Eight kids damn I couldn't imagine.
What?
Submitted by roxie on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 9:25pm.
saw the rerun the other day where she got the tummy tuck, she wanted a boob job, but the doc was like wear a push-up bra. i think she did end up getting the boob job later. TLC obviously paid for all her plastic. the scooter just makes me so goddamn nostalgic for te splatter paint jean jacket i had...
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Kate definitely had a boob job, that was the first thing I noticed when I looked at the pic of her on the bike. Her boobs are definitely a lot bigger than they were before. I remember that episode too when she asked for the breast augmentation to go along with her tummy tuck, I was like what a greedy bitch.
Isn't riding a motorscooter/moped/motorcycle/whatthefuckever (she appears to be riding everything in these pictures insert joke) a HUGE FUCKING NO-NO in those shoes? And whenever I see this bitch I get an image of a lesbian seagull stuck in my head.
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 10:24pm.
Haha. If you look on youtube there's this one user who uploaded the "ugly moments" from all the seasons of their show. It's mostly of Kate abusing her nutless husband.
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REALLY? Can you post a link for me? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? we're doing a stupid vid with all the hair do's and need fodder.
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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 9:17pm.
Has anyone noticed how she's completely given up on pants? Even for next season's promo, she's not wearing jeans once.
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In thumbnails 4, 5, and 7 she has on crop jeans and white t-shirt. So she hasn't completely given up on pants. She probably realized the skirt wasn't working and went inside to change before the ride.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I had a Swatch watch back in 1988 that had that same paint splotch pattern on it.
Haha. If you look on youtube there's this one user who uploaded the "ugly moments" from all the seasons of their show. It's mostly of Kate abusing her nutless husband.
Dykes on Bikes, my fave.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
I've never watched a full episode of this fuckery, because I can't stomach it, but today I happened to catch one of the show intros (there's a freakin' marathon running this weekend--ACK!). They're running through each of the kids, naming each and describing them: "Mady's our free spirit", and "Colin is kind"... I was stunned and sickened to hear this cuntocopia describe one of the boys, Joel, as 'sneaky'--nice thing to say about a kid who's not even three years old at that time, especially by his mother. Hopefully some psychotherapists will step up and offer free counseling to these kids...
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Reading these comments really made my day. Thanks everyone!
I bet she badmouthed Jon while giving the old dude a chubby at 60 mph on a narrow PA country lane.
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Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
wearing a skirt makes easy access for thr bodyguard...
no labor.. no bsby..
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saw the rerun the other day where she got the tummy tuck, she wanted a boob job, but the doc was like wear a push-up bra. i think she did end up getting the boob job later. TLC obviously paid for all her plastic. the scooter just makes me so goddamn nostalgic for te splatter paint jean jacket i had...
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 9:17pm.
Has anyone noticed how she's completely given up on pants? Even for next season's promo, she's not wearing jeans once.
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I'm thinking it's because she needs to air out her floppy vagina.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by sandrak on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 6:49pm.
Who rides a scooter in a mini skirt and heels?
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I would! I'd add a jaunty scarf though. that woman totally lacks panache. oh and taste. and style.
and class.
oh and decency, ethics, morals, common sense, kindness and all those other non-cunt traits.
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LOLOL!! She truly is the cuntiest cunt that ever cunted!
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She either got the funbags done or she's started to wear a padded bra. Has anyone noticed how she's completely given up on pants? Even for next season's promo, she's not wearing jeans once.
Submitted by cheetahstripes on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by sandrak on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 6:49pm.
Who rides a scooter in a mini skirt and heels? *besides Clay Aiken*
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It's part of her on-air uniform:
Got jean skirt? check
Payless heels? check
Hit tanning salon? check
Ran superglue thru back of hair? check
Put bitchface on? double check
*Put on 5 pair of spanx, to avoid tripping over beef curtains*
A Dirty Jobs crossover would be out of the question.
What other shows are left?
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Here's my thoughts on that....a crossover show with Jon & Kate and Dr. G Medical Examiner. They both die and Dr. G can do an autopsy on both of them!
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on topic: nice scooter, overlooking the pathetic paint job of course.
I'd love a scooter!
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 6:00pm.
HA HA@ BRILLIANT! Ah. I miss my Trapper Keeper. When I was young., life was simpler and shuttling papers into pockets was all I needed to organize shit/My Life. I loved the obnoxious zip of the velcro. Yessss.
TITS, that avie is quite possibly your best yet. And it was pretty hard to top bouncing boobies.
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Submitted by like-wow on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 8:43pm.
Ummm where are the helmets?
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She doesn't wanna muss her purty hair!
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