CLARIFICATION: Blood Did Not Actually Pour Out Of Gayken's Ears
Yesterday, a blog post Gayken wrote on his $29.95 a year members-only website about his thoughts on Glamberace and the overall American Idol machine made the internet rounds. In the long ass post, Gayken said that Glamberace's performance of "Ring of Fire" made his ears bleed. He also said that American Idol played favorites this season and chose to focus on a bitch who is already all professional and shit. BLAH, right? Well, Gayken has hopped back on his custom-made sparkly pink MacBook (you know it is) to clear the fart he left after writing that shit.
Gayken's response is equally as cunty. Or maybe I feel that way, because I can't help picturing girlfriend shaking his head and snapping his fingers while writing it.
Gayken's whole "Sowwy (but not really)" rant is after the jump. Again, this is a loooooong one, so bring a Lunchables. JUMP!
"I'll be the first to admit that my opinion is just that, only my opinion, but for as much as some of the bloggers seem to dislike me and care so little about my thoughts, they sure can waste a lot of their space on what I say! If only many of them took the time to pay attention to important things like the US economy and the welfare of the world's children (Ed note: Watz dat?). But… nah… I could blog about that type of stuff anytime and most wouldn't think twice, but let me say something that they can pick and choose quotes and misinterpret me… and it's showtime! I never assumed my opinion mattered so much! I guess I may have been wrong.
That said, since my previous blog got dissected like a biology lab frog, i suppose I should clarify and even retract some of what I wrote. I am sure that some were upset by my choice of words describing my opinion of a performance I heard from Adam Lambert. I hope no one actually believed that blood truly poured forth from my ears when I heard him. I obviously meant it as a colorful statement to imply that I did not enjoy what I heard. Any performer hopes that their music will appeal to all people, but no singer realistically expects it to. God knows, I am SURE there are PLENTY of people who can't stand to hear me sing either. I wouldn't dream of assuming that, and I am sure that far worse things have been said about my performances than I would even venture to type here. To me, that's fine. I don't expect unanimous, nor even majority support for my music. But, my guess is Adam doesn't either. I would not venture to make judgements on the personality or demeanor of anyone I don't know, so none of what I said in my previous blog was directed as a 'slam' on Adam as a person. At the same time, I wouldn't dream of slamming him (Ed note: Yes, you have. Don't lie. You've got the jizz stains in your sheets to prove it.) as an entertainer. He does what he does, because he enjoys it, and he obviously has many fans who enjoy it as well. If what I said in my previous blog regarding my impression of a single performance from Adam upset or offended any of his fans, I expect that the mature ones will realize that it was simply a poorly worded metaphor describing my personal tastes. The only person I would really dream of apologizing to is Adam. And the irony is, if he's smart he couldn't give a crap what I think of his 'Ring of Fire' performance. As an entertainer, Adam knows that one person's opinion of one performance really matters a little less than zero, in the grand scheme of things. He could not have gotten on Idol (nor made it as far as he did) without an immense amount of talent. He surely doesn't need my approval to know he has a gift. At the same time, he realizes that amazing talent doesn't always equal universal appeal. (I could NEVER have the amount of skill and talent that ballet dancers have! that's talent! But, I don't particularly enjoy it!) I am sure that I will have plenty of opportunities in the coming years to hear Adam sing. I imagine he'll be around for years to come. But in the meantime, I definitely don't want to stoop to the level of so many negative freaks on the internet (Ed note: Why thank you! That's the best compliment I've gotten all hour!)… so, I do apologize to Adam for my colorful (and negative) choice of words. I hope he can forgive me. I imagine he doesn't give a damn! God knows he shouldn't."
So blood didn't actually pour forth out of Gayken's ears? That sucks. I thought he was telling the trufs, but figured his ears only bled because he had amazing butt sex right before he watched Glamberace's performance. Good butt sex will make your ears bleed! That's a sign that you are doing it right! Oh, well. Keep on, keep on, Gayken!
And if Gayken is going to start playing this cunt role, he needs to learn to not apologize for his bitchiness. Even half-assed apologies are not allowed! Be all the cunt you can be.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:44am.
Mike, I have to respectfully disagree, as most rednecks I know don't pay for anything, as their preferred method of acquisition is by stealing it
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Fucking A! BEst comment of the day already!
"prefered method of acquisition is by stealing it"!!!!
Lunchables......Oh, MK, you make my day. You make me want to twirl around in a circle and throw my beret up in the air!!!
Not bleeding from his ears, hmmm. Maybe sparkly glitter pours out of his no-no hole. Like something Cornified.
Anyway, can't you Twat for free or whatever it is? Does ALL CAPS KANYE pay to spew his drivel??? Plus I assume a Members Only jacket comes with membership...
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:46am.
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You *so* KNOW that's the direction he's going! What do you think he'll change his name to? Claytina?
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Clay-mydia.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by Rhoda on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:40am.
Is it just me of does Gaykin look like he's on HRT (hormone replacement therapy) it might be time for his sexual reassignment surgery cause he looks about done.
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You *so* KNOW that's the direction he's going! What do you think he'll change his name to? Claytina?
Clay is such an idiot. It's hilarious how he pathetically tries to attempt using reverse psychology on us all, and even Adam Lambert, to try and make us look at him less harshly. He only made himself look like more of a psycho.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:42am.
Why thank you Freebird, nice summary! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
why do i care??
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:36am.
If you have a fucking website that has a membership fee, your fans might be rednecks...
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Mike, I have to respectfully disagree, as most rednecks I know don't pay for anything, as their preferred method of acquisition is by stealing it, and most rednecks I know are not savvy enough to know how to pirate things off the web and get them for free.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:31am.
Okay, I made it to the "Economy and welfare of children" quotes and then fell asleep!
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The rest said "I'm an ATTENTION WHORE" 1,000 times.
Here's a summary:
Gayken thinks bloggers should focus on world hunger and shit then proceeds to talk about AI.
Gayken clarifies that blood did not ACTUALLY pour out of his ears - his hair has always been red.
Gayken says he didn't realize his opinion mattered so much and then proceeds to still not understand mockery.
Gayken talks about not dreaming of Adam, then dreaming of Adam, it's a confusing tale of one-sided gay love because I've only seen pictures of Adam with good looking men.
Gayken talks about ballet. As if we didn't already know he loves the Nutcracker Sweet. ;0)
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:39am.
Hi, DG! It's just really hard to take someone seriously who looks so much like Stuart from MADtv, you know?
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Hahahaha! You are right! He does look like him!
I love his patchy self tanner face. What a creepo!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Is it just me of does Gaykin look like he's on HRT (hormone replacement therapy) it might be time for his sexual reassignment surgery cause he looks about done.
Hi, DG! It's just really hard to take someone seriously who looks so much like Stuart from MADtv, you know?
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
I am so NOT going to read his douchey apology. What a fucking creep.
If you have a fucking website that has a membership fee, your fans might be rednecks...
Actually, the only website you should pay membership to is one that has literal fucking.
Actually that's not true either, as you're an idiot to pay for internet porn.
MMMMM. Lunchables. More interesting to read the ingredients than Gayken getting all jealous because Adam is cuter and freer than this red turd will ever be. This is like when Kate Beckinsdale realized she gets press when talking about her vagina so she did it more and more. Here's Gayken talking out of his vagina.
I am not reading that whole thing, I'm to tired
can anyone tell me what it says in just a couple of words? Please?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
<"If only many of them took the time to pay attention to important things like the US economy and the welfare of the world's children">
Dear Gaykin-
Had you taken the time to take your own advice your knickers would not be in such a twist right now. Fuck you and the leatherman you rode in on.
That is all.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:30am.
Blood just poured out of my eyes as I tried (and failed) to read that drivel.
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LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Okay, I made it to the "Economy and welfare of children" quotes and then fell asleep!
Someone will have to fill me in on the rest.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Sour Grapes.
Blood just poured out of my eyes as I tried (and failed) to read that drivel.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.