CLARIFICATION: Blood Did Not Actually Pour Out Of Gayken's Ears
Yesterday, a blog post Gayken wrote on his $29.95 a year members-only website about his thoughts on Glamberace and the overall American Idol machine made the internet rounds. In the long ass post, Gayken said that Glamberace's performance of "Ring of Fire" made his ears bleed. He also said that American Idol played favorites this season and chose to focus on a bitch who is already all professional and shit. BLAH, right? Well, Gayken has hopped back on his custom-made sparkly pink MacBook (you know it is) to clear the fart he left after writing that shit.
Gayken's response is equally as cunty. Or maybe I feel that way, because I can't help picturing girlfriend shaking his head and snapping his fingers while writing it.
Gayken's whole "Sowwy (but not really)" rant is after the jump. Again, this is a loooooong one, so bring a Lunchables. JUMP!
"I'll be the first to admit that my opinion is just that, only my opinion, but for as much as some of the bloggers seem to dislike me and care so little about my thoughts, they sure can waste a lot of their space on what I say! If only many of them took the time to pay attention to important things like the US economy and the welfare of the world's children (Ed note: Watz dat?). But… nah… I could blog about that type of stuff anytime and most wouldn't think twice, but let me say something that they can pick and choose quotes and misinterpret me… and it's showtime! I never assumed my opinion mattered so much! I guess I may have been wrong.
That said, since my previous blog got dissected like a biology lab frog, i suppose I should clarify and even retract some of what I wrote. I am sure that some were upset by my choice of words describing my opinion of a performance I heard from Adam Lambert. I hope no one actually believed that blood truly poured forth from my ears when I heard him. I obviously meant it as a colorful statement to imply that I did not enjoy what I heard. Any performer hopes that their music will appeal to all people, but no singer realistically expects it to. God knows, I am SURE there are PLENTY of people who can't stand to hear me sing either. I wouldn't dream of assuming that, and I am sure that far worse things have been said about my performances than I would even venture to type here. To me, that's fine. I don't expect unanimous, nor even majority support for my music. But, my guess is Adam doesn't either. I would not venture to make judgements on the personality or demeanor of anyone I don't know, so none of what I said in my previous blog was directed as a 'slam' on Adam as a person. At the same time, I wouldn't dream of slamming him (Ed note: Yes, you have. Don't lie. You've got the jizz stains in your sheets to prove it.) as an entertainer. He does what he does, because he enjoys it, and he obviously has many fans who enjoy it as well. If what I said in my previous blog regarding my impression of a single performance from Adam upset or offended any of his fans, I expect that the mature ones will realize that it was simply a poorly worded metaphor describing my personal tastes. The only person I would really dream of apologizing to is Adam. And the irony is, if he's smart he couldn't give a crap what I think of his 'Ring of Fire' performance. As an entertainer, Adam knows that one person's opinion of one performance really matters a little less than zero, in the grand scheme of things. He could not have gotten on Idol (nor made it as far as he did) without an immense amount of talent. He surely doesn't need my approval to know he has a gift. At the same time, he realizes that amazing talent doesn't always equal universal appeal. (I could NEVER have the amount of skill and talent that ballet dancers have! that's talent! But, I don't particularly enjoy it!) I am sure that I will have plenty of opportunities in the coming years to hear Adam sing. I imagine he'll be around for years to come. But in the meantime, I definitely don't want to stoop to the level of so many negative freaks on the internet (Ed note: Why thank you! That's the best compliment I've gotten all hour!)… so, I do apologize to Adam for my colorful (and negative) choice of words. I hope he can forgive me. I imagine he doesn't give a damn! God knows he shouldn't."
So blood didn't actually pour forth out of Gayken's ears? That sucks. I thought he was telling the trufs, but figured his ears only bled because he had amazing butt sex right before he watched Glamberace's performance. Good butt sex will make your ears bleed! That's a sign that you are doing it right! Oh, well. Keep on, keep on, Gayken!
And if Gayken is going to start playing this cunt role, he needs to learn to not apologize for his bitchiness. Even half-assed apologies are not allowed! Be all the cunt you can be.
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It's bad enough this talentless prick is trash talking someone who is far superior to him in every way, but what is this talk about him hating cats? I hadn't heard that before. What a little bitch! I hate you Gayken!
The dark-haired one looks like the type who is straight to a gayer or lesser degree, depending on how homophobic his company is. The sort who talks about which girls he thinks are hot when among straight men, but then when among girls he talks about Tiger Beat and how his first period made him happy but sad, too.
Clay Aiken looks like a sex-offender.
I don't know about either of their singing, but they probably both wish Sephora had a self-check-out register.
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It's too late to apologize! It's too laaate!
I personally prefer Frank Zappa's version of "Ring of Fire". Mainly because it freaked me out one time after I took a bong hit.
However when you're in Clay's position (ass up) you should know it's bad form to rip a weave off a fellow mister sister. Especially during pageant season.
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I love how this twat talks about the economy and he charges $30 a year to view his shit talk!
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Hey Gayken
STFU and take your $29.95 a year overpriced subscription money and go take care of those kids you scientifically produced, you fucking queen.
I fucking hate people full of entitlement like this.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:20pm.
Yes, I know them better than I would like to.
Thanks for the Mark Twain comparison, he is another Missourian!
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i forgot all about that!
must be something in the water there. one of the nicest, classiest, hawtest guys i ever knew was from Missour-ah! he took the route of education & fineries and was not red-kneck at all, but down-to-earth/funny
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Bye Smurf. Same to you!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:20pm.
Yes, I know them better than I would like to.
Thanks for the Mark Twain comparison, he is another Missourian!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm out sluts!
you all have a wonderfull memorial day weekend. I'll see you hoes on Tuesday!
cyberhugs.
be safe everybody
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:58am.
most rednecks I know don't pay for anything, as their preferred method of acquisition is by stealing it...and if they can't steal it, as they say "It ain't worth having"
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lmao!!
DG, you know those rednecks so well. you sound like Mark Twain, and that's way good
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Is it just me.. or does this seem like a carefully constructed attempt by Gayken at a "private" meet and greet with Glamberace? :D
they both suck, so they should get together and chat about that fact.
"I'll be the first to admit that my opinion is just that, only my opinion, but for as much as some of the bloggers seem to dislike me and care so little about my thoughts, they sure can waste a lot of their space on what I say!"
Ha! Welcome to our world, hunny! Mebbe you wanna leave all that to the pros, huh? Cuz, you know, we don't give a fuck - and we don't say sorry!
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Submitted by snarkolepsy on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:11pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:04pm.
For what it's worth, this post of yours has endeared you to me for life. (Not that that is a valuable thing.)
I hereby claim you as a kindred spirit, with all the rights and privileges associated with same.
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I'm honored! *fist bumps* I hope it involves some Clive Owen stalking, Claymydia balking and maybe a little weed or sumpin. And John Mayer is still a douche. ;0)
He does make a good point...bunch of tart snarky bitches that we are.
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Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:04pm.
For what it's worth, this post of yours has endeared you to me for life. (Not that that is a valuable thing.)
I hereby claim you as a kindred spirit, with all the rights and privileges associated with same.
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Ok, Horz! I'm out to do Saturday crap like clean the house, wash the car, go to the drycleaners. GDit! Where is my staff of 50 to do this lowly boring shit?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:05pm.
Oh my. Gayken is so fugly. I wonder how the fuck do Claymates even exist. Jeebus.
Hey, FC, I wonder how half the world exists!
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Submitted by Sensimina on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:04pm.
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LOL @ "burden on society" - I think the demise may be soon....isn't paula talking about leaving? Or is the bitch just bluffing so she can get more leverage than/on the new whore? More money, more EVERYTHING. As long as it's more than the other bitch. and I'm not talking about Simon.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:59am.
You don't remove the stench of a fart you left by twirling a skunk around by its tail.
I know, makes no sense. Work with me here!
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LOL.
Oh my. Gayken is so fugly. I wonder how the fuck do Claymates even exist. Jeebus.
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He's trying to give his paying readership a lot of words for their money. His turn in "Spamalot" must have gone to his head.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:01pm.-
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Oh gawd! Been there. I've written papers at the office until the wee hours as well. The computer is fasters and the paper and ink are free! *snicker*
Submitted by snarkolepsy on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:58am.
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Any cat would run, not walk, to Criss Angel's arm rather than suffer the fate of Clay-mydia (that's now his official title, IG!) He said some shit about cats, then PETA slammed him, Conan O'Brien slammed him and the Claymates (fat stalker bitches that are already on psychiatric disability) slammed PETA & Conan & gays & cats & everything else not in the bible. It was a huge closeted drama. Claymydia tried to retract as usual.
I truly can't wait until the demise of American Idol - nothing good has EVER come out of it. It's so fucking cheesy and a fucking burden on society. Clay wouldn't be charging 30 bucks a year for fat housewives to hang on his every word if it weren't for the shitfest known as AI.
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Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:56am.
I am afraid both of their eyebrows, Adam's included not to mention Robert Patz's eyebrows are all TERRIBLE!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Off-topic....Ivan is so RETARDED. I put a sheet on the couch cuz I slept there last night. He's now fighting with the sheet (I mean grabbing it in his sharp teefs and kicking it) and playing "tent" with it. Gah! I just kissed him a bunch and he ran away. He's now investigating the laundry room. THIS is my weekend.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:56am.
I have degree in communications that I got years ago, and then I moved to the US (don't worry, nobody gave me a degree in communications with this grammar)
I'm getting my paralegal certificate in BU, I've been out of school for a while I'm not used to it, my computer broke down, so I have to do my stuff at work, hence I went home last nite at 11pm.
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If ever a picture of a couple of Fembots needed to be "Cornified", this is it. Unicorns and rainbows!
me, i hate that kayken bloke. is that even his real name?
but i saw that last five minutes of the american idol season and i was blown away by adam lambert. tbh, coming second on the show will probably be the making of him. everyone knows that the winner has to sing all the shite songs that simon cowell chooses.
but AMERICA, you should be ashamed of yourselves anyway. adam vs. kris - read talent vs. beauty. america, you proved yourselves to be as superficial as i hoped you weren't.
Submitted by Rhoda on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:56am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:51am.
Well he's either squirelling the pennies away for that or he's saving up for a realdoll made in Adams likeness.
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IT's so obvious Gaiken has a hard-on for him!
This Adam Lambert person has been taking up a lot of (boring) space in the tabloids lately with multiple pictures of him from various Wizard of Oz performances. YAWN.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
You don't remove the stench of a fart you left by twirling a skunk around by its tail.
I know, makes no sense. Work with me here!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:42am.
Here's a summary:
Gayken says he didn't realize his opinion mattered so much and then proceeds to still not understand mockery.
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Interesting that a trick who doesn't think his opinion matters still feels justified in charging $30 for his blog membership.
I guess he figgers his opinion only matters $30 worth.
If Gayken hates cats, then he is officially dead to me. (And no I'm not a fat stalker bitch on psychiatric disability...yet.)
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:49am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:44am.
Mike, I have to respectfully disagree, as most rednecks I know don't pay for anything, as their preferred method of acquisition is by stealing it
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Fucking A! BEst comment of the day already!
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Thanks, but it is true, no redneck pays for anything if they can steal it, and if they can't steal it, as they say "It ain't worth having"
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:55am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:52am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:50am.
The walking sex that is Dave Gahan. Depeche Mode's vocalist
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I thought he looked familiar but could not place!
just a jealous bitter queen. mad she is not the only gay american idol. bitch needs to crawl back to his members only site and disappear among is claymates...
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:55am.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:49am.
Morning! I couldn't even skim past the economy b.s.
I wish he would learn to use contour a little more judiciously!
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He has no concept of contour. Look at his ridiculous eyebrow situation!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:51am.
WHy give it away for free when you can sell it to raise money for your gender reassignment surgery??
*nod to Rhoda*
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Well he's either squirelling the pennies away for that or he's saving up for a realdoll made in Adams likeness.
http://www.realdoll.com/
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:33am.
I am not reading that whole thing, I'm to tired
can anyone tell me what it says in just a couple of words? Please?
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What in the hell kind of final paper did they slap on your guys' asses? There are professor who care and those who want you to bleed. Sounds like you got a bloody one. lol. Are you an undergrad or in graduate school?
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:49am.
Morning! I couldn't even skim past the economy b.s.
I wish he would learn to use contour a little more judiciously!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:52am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:50am.
The walking sex that is Dave Gahan. Depeche Mode's vocalist
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:47am.
Twitter is free I.V.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:50am.
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Who dat in your avie?
ubmitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:46am.
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You *so* KNOW that's the direction he's going! What do you think he'll change his name to? Claytina?
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Clay-mydia.
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BWAHAHA! Good one, IG! He obviously ruined his chances to be Clay-bert. Clay-mydia is PERFECT!!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:47am.
Anyway, can't you Twat for free or whatever it is? Does ALL CAPS KANYE pay to spew his drivel??? Plus I assume a Members Only jacket comes with membership.
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WHy give it away for free when you can sell it to raise money for your gender reassignment surgery??
*nod to Rhoda*
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:42am.
Here's a summary:
Thanks. still not give a flying fck tho. go away Gayken.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:46am.
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You *so* KNOW that's the direction he's going! What do you think he'll change his name to? Claytina?
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Clay-mydia.
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LMAO!!!! Or Rojo Uncaliente! Rojo Frio??
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:46am.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 11:42am.
Why thank you Freebird, nice summary! : )
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Mornin' DG! I must admit I skimmed it for funnies. I REFUSE to devote that much of my life to reading words from this twat. I never liked him to begin with, but I have never forgiven him for saying something bad about cats.