CLARIFICATION: Blood Did Not Actually Pour Out Of Gayken's Ears
Yesterday, a blog post Gayken wrote on his $29.95 a year members-only website about his thoughts on Glamberace and the overall American Idol machine made the internet rounds. In the long ass post, Gayken said that Glamberace's performance of "Ring of Fire" made his ears bleed. He also said that American Idol played favorites this season and chose to focus on a bitch who is already all professional and shit. BLAH, right? Well, Gayken has hopped back on his custom-made sparkly pink MacBook (you know it is) to clear the fart he left after writing that shit.
Gayken's response is equally as cunty. Or maybe I feel that way, because I can't help picturing girlfriend shaking his head and snapping his fingers while writing it.
Gayken's whole "Sowwy (but not really)" rant is after the jump. Again, this is a loooooong one, so bring a Lunchables. JUMP!
"I'll be the first to admit that my opinion is just that, only my opinion, but for as much as some of the bloggers seem to dislike me and care so little about my thoughts, they sure can waste a lot of their space on what I say! If only many of them took the time to pay attention to important things like the US economy and the welfare of the world's children (Ed note: Watz dat?). But… nah… I could blog about that type of stuff anytime and most wouldn't think twice, but let me say something that they can pick and choose quotes and misinterpret me… and it's showtime! I never assumed my opinion mattered so much! I guess I may have been wrong.
That said, since my previous blog got dissected like a biology lab frog, i suppose I should clarify and even retract some of what I wrote. I am sure that some were upset by my choice of words describing my opinion of a performance I heard from Adam Lambert. I hope no one actually believed that blood truly poured forth from my ears when I heard him. I obviously meant it as a colorful statement to imply that I did not enjoy what I heard. Any performer hopes that their music will appeal to all people, but no singer realistically expects it to. God knows, I am SURE there are PLENTY of people who can't stand to hear me sing either. I wouldn't dream of assuming that, and I am sure that far worse things have been said about my performances than I would even venture to type here. To me, that's fine. I don't expect unanimous, nor even majority support for my music. But, my guess is Adam doesn't either. I would not venture to make judgements on the personality or demeanor of anyone I don't know, so none of what I said in my previous blog was directed as a 'slam' on Adam as a person. At the same time, I wouldn't dream of slamming him (Ed note: Yes, you have. Don't lie. You've got the jizz stains in your sheets to prove it.) as an entertainer. He does what he does, because he enjoys it, and he obviously has many fans who enjoy it as well. If what I said in my previous blog regarding my impression of a single performance from Adam upset or offended any of his fans, I expect that the mature ones will realize that it was simply a poorly worded metaphor describing my personal tastes. The only person I would really dream of apologizing to is Adam. And the irony is, if he's smart he couldn't give a crap what I think of his 'Ring of Fire' performance. As an entertainer, Adam knows that one person's opinion of one performance really matters a little less than zero, in the grand scheme of things. He could not have gotten on Idol (nor made it as far as he did) without an immense amount of talent. He surely doesn't need my approval to know he has a gift. At the same time, he realizes that amazing talent doesn't always equal universal appeal. (I could NEVER have the amount of skill and talent that ballet dancers have! that's talent! But, I don't particularly enjoy it!) I am sure that I will have plenty of opportunities in the coming years to hear Adam sing. I imagine he'll be around for years to come. But in the meantime, I definitely don't want to stoop to the level of so many negative freaks on the internet (Ed note: Why thank you! That's the best compliment I've gotten all hour!)… so, I do apologize to Adam for my colorful (and negative) choice of words. I hope he can forgive me. I imagine he doesn't give a damn! God knows he shouldn't."
So blood didn't actually pour forth out of Gayken's ears? That sucks. I thought he was telling the trufs, but figured his ears only bled because he had amazing butt sex right before he watched Glamberace's performance. Good butt sex will make your ears bleed! That's a sign that you are doing it right! Oh, well. Keep on, keep on, Gayken!
And if Gayken is going to start playing this cunt role, he needs to learn to not apologize for his bitchiness. Even half-assed apologies are not allowed! Be all the cunt you can be.
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I will never forget the time I was sick as fuck around midnight and the CVS nearest me was closed. I had to venture into our 24 hour Walmart for some medicines. While I was there, I saw a bunch of grannys all lined up singing some shit song while waiting for the Gayken's CD to be released at midnight. I assumed they were singing one of his songs, I wouldn't know. Either that or they were a bunch of angels in mom jeans singing a hymn in antipication of the the CD drop. I'll go with the latter. Fuck Gayken.
Edited to add that they were wearing homemade Gayken shirts. What classy whores!
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Ghandi body with the two cowhide canteens swinging from her ribcage. Ahhaha. Um... NO.
- madam s. on Tori Spelling's body
Oh my-is girlfriend Claykin on her period???
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Anti-Hero-2012 on Mon, 05/25/2009 - 2:27am.
Fags will never be allowed to get married, hahahhahahahahahahaha The world will end before that happens, it's right around the corner.
December 21, 2012
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That's the date when you and the rest of the douches will get beamed up in the douchemobile where you will then fly into the sun in a huge burst of Massengill.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
I've finally figured that Lambert looks like Zander from "Drawn Together".
Anti-hero-2012 You are nothing but an idiotic moron! Gays can get married in 4 or 5 states now! Get out of the 1800's this is fucking 2009! For fuck sake the world is not ending in 2012. Everything about your comment made me sick! FUCK YOU!
Fags will never be allowed to get married, hahahhahahahahahahaha The world will end before that happens, it's right around the corner.
December 21, 2012
So, which one is the gay fellow? Confused
freebird, you are my hero...
Clay, please fall of the earth. you are not wanted.
Adam.. YOU will be the biggest star of all. I love you, please don't turn into a diva bitch.
Why do people take all of this so seriously? One American Idol contestant doesn't care for another. How is that even important? I don't get it.
Aiken said something stupid. He apologized. That should be the end of it.
meow!
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
Gayken is just jealous of Glamberlance's eyebrows.
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
Just curious because I didn't watch every Idol show this season but was Clayken on any Idol show this year or was he banned from being on?
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Okay one question has been itching and burning inside me ( the itching and burning might be due to something else though) MK, how do YOU know what Gayken has been saying on his website, if it's members only? Did you become a member and pay for that? If so, that's very nice of you because website revenue is probably Gayken's only source of income.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
wtf! I was in the middle of Costco today & I kept hearing Glamberace, Glamberace & I was wondering who in hell is this?? I don't watch American Idol, I've only seen 1 or 2 part-episodes where they audition during I guess the first round-it is PAINFUL for me to see that! & how is it that these people even imagine they have talent? I CANNOT sing, I am STUCK on flat, but at least I KNOW that I sound like a bleating cow! THEY don't. I think of the show like Star Search, where the hell is Countess Devohsonne?(spelling help)-she WON StarSearch & J. Timberlake LOST, Christina Aguilera LOST. wtf?
shouldn't gayken be worried about raising that kid of his instead of who won the idol...i mean really...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 2:40pm.
Clay is a little bitch. When when she realize her 15 are OVER. Maybe she is jealous Adam got to perform with Kiss and Queen.
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You said it!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 8:05pm.
Gayken reminds me of one of those annoying trolls who won't leave you alone at a bar. He's drunk and won't take no for an answer. Fuck him and his baby too.
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yep, and when you finally tell him, "GO THE FUCK AWAY OR I WILL CALL THE COPS CUZ YOU AND ME WILL NEVER, NEVER HAPPEN!"
He's like, "Psssht...Girl...flatter yourself much? I was just tryin' to be nice to you cuz no one else up in here wants you...including me...I can do sooooo much better than you. Don't kid yourself, honey...but have it your way...I'm off to the loo...if you want, you can join me...but you'll have to wait your turn...but you can join me..."
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Gayken reminds me of one of those annoying trolls who won't leave you alone at a bar. He's drunk and won't take no for an answer. Fuck him and his baby too.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Paid fan club for what? Who is this Clay? What does he do? Am I an idiot for not even knowing who he is?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:05pm.
Oh my. Gayken is so fugly. I wonder how the fuck do Claymates even exist. Jeebus.
If they didn't, wal-mart would be stuck with thousands of pairs of size 22 and up jeans with the stretch panel in the front. Clay wears a pair of these while he beats off on his website.. that is why people pay 29.95 a year... GOD... WHERE IS KANYE WHEN WE NEED HIM
wow Adam IS prettier than Clay. He doesn't even have to try to put on some lipstick on his lips like Mizz Aiken. that eyeliner got me.
so clay wants to be a mom and adam wishes he were liza .. whatever. have to say that aiken has a point though. lambert's 'ring of fire' made my ring of fire tighten up so hard that i snapped a cucumber in two.
What is with Gayken's eyebrows? Wow! Not only is he ugly, but he is so jealous of someone that has so much more talent than him. He should go back to having more babies... That's the only way he can get in the news! LOL!
I am not a huge Adam fan but will admit he does have alot of talent, it just isn't my style of music, but hey! The world goes around.
Clay on the other hand... in MY opinion has ALWAYS been talentless and cant sing at all. He is a horrible role model for anyone gay or straight. He couldnt even be real about himself until his career took a nosedive and it meant publicity. I stand by the fact that no amount of plastic surgery will EVER make him a "Valley pretty boy" as he is just plain freakin' ugly, inside and out and is just a bitchy, jealous queen.
Clay is bitchier than any chick I went to high school with.
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f-qyuEV90
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
Submitted by sushi on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 1:15pm.
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I thought that, especially as so many "famous" people sanitise their public comments.
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Well I like Colin. I'd let him jizz on my tattas anyday. - UKer.
Clay wants Adam so bad.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Does anyone really give a bloody vagina what the fuck Clay Gayken thinks?
Fuck me running......
CHARLES MANSON
I WAS FUCKING DOWN WITH ADAM TILL HE SANG WHOLE LOTTA LOVE. HE WAY OVERSANG THAT FUCKING SONG. ROBERT PLANT DOES NOT HAVE A PARTICULARLY GREAT VOICE. IT WAS HIS STAGE PRESENCE THAT MADE HIM GREAT. ADAM CANT TOUCH THE RAW FUCKING SLEAZE PLANT SLITHERED ON STAGE WITH. NO ONE CAN.
I still like Clay - the bitchiness just adds to the appeal.
As for the 30 bucks - I think that is the price for fan club membership (NO, I am not a member). A lot of singers/bands charge a fee to be in their fan clubs, so it's not like he's doing something out of the ordinary.
The last time I joined a fan club, it was for NIN - the reason was to get first dibs at concert tickets, but that was a few years ago and I never re-joined.
As a comparison, I looked up the cost to join the "Official" Katie Price (Jordan) fan club. In US dollars, it would equal just over $38. a year with their newly reduced rates of £2.00 per month, down from £3.00.
Anyhoo...that's the end of my fan club lesson/rant. You may resume your Clay bashing.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Clay is a little bitch. When when she realize her 15 are OVER. Maybe she is jealous Adam got to perform with Kiss and Queen.
can there be such a thing as too much gayness?
anyway I remember when Clay Aiken used to say he wasn't gay *uh huh*
bitch, please!
and he totally ruined SexyBack for me....
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
aiken looks like a snow monkey with dyed hair and the other
is definitely wearing a wig...is he bald or de balled ?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
From a news report:
<<"Aiken’s blasting of “Idol” and Lambert comes after a Chicago Sun-Times report that he reached out to Lambert earlier this month about collaborating on a future project. Aiken reportedly showed up unannounced on the “Idol” set and was given the cold shoulder by the staff of the FOX reality competition. An “Idol” staff member told the Sun-Times that the show is not happy with Aiken for leaving 19 Entertainment, the show’s management company.
“To say the least, it was tense around here when Clay showed up,” the staffer told the paper. “And boy, did they hustle him off the premises as fast as possible. If he didn’t get the hint after that — he never will.’’>>
Aiken's an old bitchy queen, getting poorer by the day it sounds like. Lambert can take the high road by asking "Who?"
Clay sucks. And now we know he totally loves ballet, but thinks pretending he doesn't make him seem more "masculine." Right, Clay. You just spend your weekends with a 6-pack and a fishing reel, talking sports and pussy with the bros, huh? None of that sissy fancy-dancing shit.
Anyway, loathe as I am to admit it, I do actually agree with this post (though I didn't and still don't agree with his first post, which I summarily tore apart). It's just his opinion, and it obviously means shit. Adam certainly doesn't care what Clay thinks, lol. But Clay, you wanted to be famous. That means accepting the fact that the pissy opinions you choose to MAKE PUBLIC on your blog or fansite or what the fuck ever are going to be dissected by bloggers. So, still, choke on a dick and die, you dykey, dense, distended dolt.
Did it come out of his vagina?
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
This part is true:
"God knows, I am SURE there are PLENTY of people who can't stand to hear me sing either."
Oh, sorry, that right, people PAY for that shit. So, probably no ads. Oh, Dear God, people, don't PAY for anything on the Internet!!!!!! Even great porn is free. "Stay away from the light, Carol Anne!!!!!!"
Oh, who cares? He's just a white trash idiot. STOP giving him the exposure. Now, more people are hitting his web site. Does he sell ads on that thing? (I refuse to go there.)
I'm sorry but I love his bitchiness.
freebird on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 1:12pm.
Conjures up quite a mental picture, huh?!
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Okay now I sort of get the Adam appeal. He sure is pretty plus he's got gorgeous teeth. Gayken needs to stick to soliciting gay sex online, effing bitchy queen.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Only Elton John himself could get way with this. Gayken thinks he is the southern no hits Elton John.
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 1:09pm.
I'm still laughing over here. People PAY to read his stuff.
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Conjures up quite a mental picture, huh?!
Fuck off, Gayken. I used to like you, before you became a stupid diva bitch. Go away.
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I'm still laughing over here. People PAY to read his stuff.
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Thanks Hysteria. The best version imo is the live one from "The Best Band You Never Heard Of In Your Life".
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He actually makes people pay to enter his website? HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAAAA, oh man I'm choking.
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Submitted by The Fly on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 12:50pm.
It's too late to apologize! It's too laaate!
I personally prefer Frank Zappa's version of "Ring of Fire". Mainly because it freaked me out one time after I took a bong hit.
However when you're in Clay's position (ass up) you should know it's bad form to rip a weave off a fellow mister sister. Especially during pageant season.
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ahaaahaha! you so funnay!
i've never seen zappa's version, but i MUST go look now!
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