Friday, May 22nd 2009
Benji Madden Picks Up A Bunny
Benji Madden waltzed into a Coffee Bean the other day empty-handed, bought a drink and then skipped out with a fluffy piece of heaven in his hands. A bunny rabbit! Since when do they sell bunny rabbits at Coffee Bean? Or maybe it fell out of his ass while he was using the bathroom? Very possible.
And that's my kind of bunny rabbit too, because it looks like a slut! I mean, look at all that trampy eye make-up it's wearing. Bunny slut is also sexing up the photographer with her eyes. It won't be long before we see her baring her tail in Playboy. Finally, a fucking authentic Playboy bunny.
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Oh no! Please tell me this is a stuffed toy he bought for his niece!
To think that Benji Madden has a live animal makes me very sad. I just hope he didn't learn how to care for pets from that slut, Paris!
Dude.. thats nothing.. the other day I saw him walking around with a live rabbit and a giant cardboard mailing tube..but.. maybe it was his brother.. or Tom Cruise.. THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTHOLE SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!
I bet Benji will cook the bunny for dinner.
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This picture might be cute if it weren't for the fact that Benji will throw the bunny away once it stops being cute and he has to give it fresh veggies everyday and actually take care of it! Like, OMG!
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
We should make this bunny the hot slut of the month......
-----------------------------"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Richard Gere to Benji Madden:
"same trick, different furry animal"
Oh wait. This is not the caption this contest?!
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Moments later, the bunny died from an open fleshwound attained by the residual acids left on Benji's skin from coming in contact with Paris. That shit doesn't wash away.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
"The snake food is why you NEVER give kittens away for "free"!!!"
Omg omg omg omg! I never thought about that! I don't normally get involved with people's stuff but I will be telling the people giving away the kittens that. UGHHHHH!
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That's a blanc de hotot rabbit:
http://www.geocities.com/blancdehototclub/
Omfg that bunny is the cutiest!!!!
The thing is almost as cute as my cat Marlowe (flame point siamese) was when he was till a little kitteh! Which is just amazing because that kitteh was fierce.
Carrying this bunny around is the best career move Benji ever could have made.
I vote for the name Mr. Whiskers.
"And that's my kind of bunny rabbit too, because it looks like a slut!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...omg i have not laughed out this hard in a while....
--------------------"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Whatever,
The snake food is why you NEVER give kittens away for "free"!!!
CTH,
Dat's a dwarf, the hardest rabbit breed to deal with...it's not looking good for that lil bunny.
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I know! It is very sad! Hopefully this idiot will give the bunny a good home instead of making it dinner.
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In-fucking-credible! I am weeping & peeing at the same time! PRICELESS!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:33pm.
OMG!!!! I got it in the Urban Dictionary!!! I did that bitches!!!
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Thumbs up from me too. OOO that reminds me! The millionth word is going to be added to the (Dunno which) dictionary in June, and they haven't decided which yet! I think we have a contender!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:45pm.
Cool! Me too! I did that ages and AGES ago and then I got tired of checking every day to find it hadn't been added...I just found it on Google. That's fun!;p
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Well it says it was submitted Sept 5th, so 8 months ago! (almost like you had a little bebbeh!)
and to see it credited to your name...it is exciting...good for you!
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WTF!! Is that a real bunny?! It's so cute I could pet it to death, like Lenny!
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:33pm.
OMG!!!! I got it in the Urban Dictionary!!! I did that bitches!!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
(i edited that in - it's breaking news!
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...lol...I gave it a thumbs up...
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Cool! Me too! I did that ages and AGES ago and then I got tired of checking every day to find it hadn't been added...I just found it on Google. That's fun!;p
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that bunny is soooooo adorable! it looks like me!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:37pm.
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I gave it a thumbs up! I outie like a Ripa peen. 'Nite y'all!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:33pm.
OMG!!!! I got it in the Urban Dictionary!!! I did that bitches!!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
(i edited that in - it's breaking news!
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...lol...I gave it a thumbs up...
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:33pm.
OMG!!!! I got it in the Urban Dictionary!!! I did that bitches!!!
hahahaha. I missed the CB credit.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:36pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:33pm.
OMG!!!! I got it in the Urban Dictionary!!! I did that bitches!!!
No credit to COMINGBACK?
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OMG!!!! I got it in the Urban Dictionary!!! I did that bitches!!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Boot%20Moves
(i edited that in - it's breaking news!
Achally, that's pretty funny. He learned that he was a douche from us. Haha! I also found this on Yahoo Answers the other day and I was wishing I could have linked her up to DListed at the time...but I found it SO much after the fact:
Is anyone else SICK to DEATH of those boots Britney Spears seem to wear with EVERY outfit!?
Not that I give a rats you know about her but I get a lot of updates on my computer and in EVERY one she's wearing those caramel colored boots. At the DMV, shopping, getting off a plane. All different outfits...SAME BOOTS every time. ENOUGH. Then again...she doesn't even seem to bother combing her hair anymore so taking the effort to actually match her footwear to an appropriate outfit would probably be asking too much.
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I miss the days when Britney Spears didn't have the option of choosing her own outfits. Obviously freedom of choice is not appropriate for all people. Or at least not if they're trying to resurrect their career.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:32pm.
The sad thing for the sheep on NZ is they're confined to a much smaller landmass.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:57pm.
and a bit of a dag! *snickers*
Disclaimer: Aussie reference... keep moving
hahaha. Brought to you by the country that perfected sheep-shagging.
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Damn, can't take credit for that either! New Zealanders hold that title. *looks over shoulder for KiwiKim*
We'll just have to keep trying! *winks at sheeps*
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:19pm.
@freebird: Well said! I really have no idea what he's like as an artist or a thinker but the way he talks makes me extremely unenthusiastic about finding out.
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OT: He's a coprophag!
Damn, that is fun!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:57pm.
and a bit of a dag! *snickers*
Disclaimer: Aussie reference... keep moving
hahaha. Brought to you by the country that perfected sheep-shagging.
@freebird: Well said! I really have no idea what he's like as an artist or a thinker but the way he talks makes me extremely unenthusiastic about finding out.
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Fanks again all you lovely sluts! I can't take all the credit, TITS and Sandybitch are involved in that fuckery too. We can't stop!
OT: bunnehs!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:41pm.
Yessir. John is coprophilic.
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And douchey.
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Oh so douchey.
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You know, I'm really glad you brought this up. That quote the other day bothered me SO much I've been considering putting him on my anti-fan list. The people I LOVE to HATE. No one will never surpass Britney - in fact, if he does make it, he'll go straight to the bottom cuz that's where he belongs. Even in that context.
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You know, I don't think he's untalented or unintelligent, quite the opposite I suspect. However, he let's his insecurities drive him so much that he is transparent and the talent just dissipates. There could be so many other choices. And the fact that he Twittered about our douche rant (and I KNOW he saw it)only fueled it because he was still a douche about it. If he would have admitted to his douchery, I may have gained a smidge of respect for him. But NOPE, I'm going to enjoy the next douche bash just as much and expand it to include coprophag! He has earned it. TEAM MAYER IS A DOUCHE!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:02pm.
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Lordy!! Not many people ever consider rabbits! I have a mutt rabbit that has taught me many many things!
...And yes, lagomorphs eat cecotropes.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:02pm.
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I was wondering where Stains was. The cupcakes - a stroke of genius!!!! And the Dharma van...Abandoned Couch is feeling, well, abandoned.
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Submitted by tojo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:00pm.
...the only Aussie word I know is *whispers* wog...thanks to dlisted...
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Awesome. A dag is a kind of a nerd (doesn't quite describe it right). It's also the butt nuggets caught on a sheeps bum! hehe
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 11:02pm.
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I saw this earlier toda, sooo funny! Did you just add three more?(love them!) or is this a different link?
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:54pm.
@Angle - here you go!
it's a cunt homage.
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:41pm.
Yessir. John is coprophilic.
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And douchey.
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Oh so douchey.
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You know, I'm really glad you brought this up. That quote the other day bothered me SO much I've been considering putting him on my anti-fan list. The people I LOVE to HATE. No one will never surpass Britney - in fact, if he does make it, he'll go straight to the bottom cuz that's where he belongs. Even in that context.
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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:58pm.
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Checkout my MK... dreamy...
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents............
"LOVE your avatar!!! Should be Hot Slut of the Month!"
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Fer Sure! My brain just registered who that hair belongs to. Perfect. lmao!
MyTwoCents' avie for HOT SLUT! :))
P.S. I said "Hair" which sounds exactly like "Hare" so I stayed on topic by phonetic default. Nyuck!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:50pm.
...and who knew Sheeps was such a (smart) dork(his words)!!!
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and a bit of a dag! *snickers*
Disclaimer: Aussie reference... keep moving
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Submitted by MyTwoCents............
LOVE your avatar!!! Should be Hot Slut of the Month!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:50pm.
...and who knew Sheeps was such a (smart) dork(his words)!!!
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and a bit of a dag! *snickers*
Disclaimer: Aussie reference... keep moving
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
@Angle - here you go!
it's a cunt homage.
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:41pm.
Yessir. John is coprophilic.
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And douchey.
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Oh so douchey.
Submitted by Home on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:43pm.
I'm so enlightened by Clarisse over that whole bunny/lagomorphs thing! I seriously feel like a tard now that I never [at the very least] googled 'rabbit' before! Dayum. :\
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...and who knew Sheeps was such a (smart) dork(his words)!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:41pm.
Yessir. John is coprophilic.
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He's coprophasstic!
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:43pm.
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I'm so enlightened by Clarisse over that whole bunny/lagomorphs thing! I seriously feel like a tard now that I never [at the very least] googled 'rabbit' before! Dayum. :\
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:41pm.
Yessir. John is coprophilic.
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And douchey.
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