Friday, May 22nd 2009
Gis Might Be Knocked Up
Radar is saying that Gis Bundchen and Tom Brady made a baby friend of their very own. Friends are blabbing that after being married for xx months (I'm too lazy to check the exact number and you don't care anyway), Gis and Tom are expecting their first baby together. Gis is totally going to give birth to a hairy giant chin. The second coming of Tater Head!
Tom already has a baby with Bridget Moynahan. The same baby that Gis says she considers as her own. Cue Bridget screaming, "Filly bitch finally has her own baby to play with!"
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Guess Tom better start shopping around for that mistress now....
Submitted by vivienne on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 5:41pm.
" But, what do we know? We are just JEALOUS HATERS AND BORED."
Really? "WE"? Or, is it just YOU trying to speak for everybody?
You ever hear of the phrase "pulled the goalie"/ After years of being with the same woman you don't wear a condom for "protected sex" there something called birth control. Sometimes women who become desperate at a certain age, at the end of relationships "pull the goalie" unknown to the man.
"it is what it is"
Gis may not be conventially beautiful, but she has strong, and I think, attractive features. She is a model because she has a killer bod and the longest legs this side of Naomi Campbell.
I think they make an attractive couple, but I was unnerved by her comments about Tom's baby and think she came on WAY too strong. Maybe now she will back off if she has her own.
Submitted by liverwurst on Sat, 05/23/2009 - 6:53am.
Bridget tried to trap John, everyone knows it.
Really? Everyone? Or, is it just you trying to speak for everybody?
Poor Tom. He did all he could but she just overpowered him. I wonder how she did it. Maybe, she tied him up? No...she put a gun to his head and forced him to have unprotected sex with her. That's it. Afterall, he has no idea how babies are made or where they come from. And, he also doesn't know if he sticks his dick in a woman w/o wrapping it up, a baby could very well be the result.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
I find this difficult to believe.
Unless "her" operation included an artificial uterus. Do we have the technology for that?
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Giseelle is ugly as fuck. She has very strong facial features that don't look right on a female at all.
But, what do we know? We are just JEALOUS HATERS AND BORED.
LMFAO. Bitch, please. It looks like Brangelina aren't the only ones with loons.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Gisele should have spawned with Leo. That baby better take after its father. Gisele is fugly, how she became a model I'll never know.
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If this ho is knocked up, lets hope Brady is ready for what she gives birth to - what her genes really LOOK like, not this plastic surgery shit. The best he can hope for is that the baby takes after him.
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Dick happens! - MK
Now that this anorexic horse is knocked up, can we find a real supermodel to take her place on the runway?!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Giselle Bundchen...that name sounds more like Jizzy Buttjizz to me.
Bridget tried to trap John, everyone knows it. Conniving bitch got what she deserved. Giselle sounds like a great person to me, loves her husband's son just the same as her own flesh and blood. What's wrong with that? They are by all accounts very much in love and nice, beautiful people. I tell you what's ugly.. Jealousy and boredom.
Guess that means he's already looking to replace her.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I dont get how this bitch is the richest model in the world. I mean she does have a great body, even though it is kind of boyish and she is too tall and too skinny in my opinion - not very feminine but ok....but damn her face. She is really kind of ugly actually. What's so special about her? I am really starting to believe that talent has rarely anything to do with success...and looking at her...apparently looks alone doesnt either.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 10:49pm.
i didn't know one man could get another man pregnant...sometimes i just can't keep up with the advances of science...
Or a man could get a horse pregnant.
i didn't know one man could get another man pregnant...sometimes i just can't keep up with the advances of science...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Here's to hoping she won't be able to lose the baby weight!
Wonder if Bridget can lay claim to Giselle's baby. Hey..she may not have given birth to it but it can feel like its hers. Come on Giselle, that's fair.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Seriously, who gives a shite?
Dude, I don't care what anyone says, Giz is a MAJOR BUTTERFACE. If you want hot, just look at Marisa Miller and shut the fuck up.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
He has a ginormous head. WTH? And you know they just stare at themselves and tell each other how good looking they are - even though they aren't! LOL! He'll probably leave her now that she's gonna have his second screaming baby! YUCK! Babies! YUCK!
Mama putana
I wonder if spock's cock is also pointy.
if he gains weight he's gonna look like baby huey.
she's starting to look average.
He looks skeevy.
If they have a daughter it will probably look like Gizz before the plastic surgeries. Not cute.
These two don't bother me as much as some of the others........
After studying them closely, I think their offspring will look like "The Sleeping Hermaphrodite" at The Louvre. If "it" is a girl, she will be 6'4" and built like an 18 wheeler on the New Jersey turnpike! His little boy with Bridget is gorgeous!!!!!!!
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Both are asshats.
And that's all I have to say about that.
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 5:09pm.
Agreed... she's b-o-r-i-n-g.................
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:51pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:42pm.
When The Hook came up alongside the car, Our Hero started to chase him but fell down because his pants and underoos were around his ankles. Once The Hook saw that, he turned around but got distracted by the sight of Our Hero's girlfriend........
Your move
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Who was Hook's fifth-grade biology teacher. Hook was suddenly overcome with fond memories of spending detention with her when they would ......
*to Sugaroo*
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Read Archie comic books together and give the side-eye to the "hood" in the leather motorcycle jacket who was actually.....................
To Momus.
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Tracy the tranny who kept all working parts and was boinking both of them. When Hook suggested a three-way, Teacher blushed seductively and whispered, "Instead, why don't we ........"
*to Sugaroo*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I never really got Jizzelle's appeal, bitch always looks the same, with that boring face and that scraggly hair.
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
Submitted by madam ex on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 3:50pm.
They need to put chips in all the new babies born so that they can not procreate later in life...the world is already overpopulated. They are depleting our resources already. Im all for sterlization. Please dont hate, this is my opinion.
There are people dying from starvation all over the world, especially in the USA the richest country in the world, nevermind the 3rd world countries. And in the 3rd world countries they need to do sterilzation on any age. They cant feed their kids, they're dying from aids, what else do they need to know to stop having kids.
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Look, I understand your frustration, but please get yourself informed before spewing this kind of shit. High birth rates are NOT the cause of poverty and diseases in underdeveloped countries. It is underdevelopment ITSELF, along with social and economical inequality that causes high birth rates and overpopulation. Your statement makes it seem that it's the people's fault they are facing such problems, and that is not the case.
And who the fuck says "third world" countries nowadays, anyway?
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"If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone."
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:42pm.
When The Hook came up alongside the car, Our Hero started to chase him but fell down because his pants and underoos were around his ankles. Once The Hook saw that, he turned around but got distracted by the sight of Our Hero's girlfriend........
Your move
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Who was Hook's fifth-grade biology teacher. Hook was suddenly overcome with fond memories of spending detention with her when they would ......
*to Sugaroo*
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Read Archie comic books together and give the side-eye to the "hood" in the leather motorcycle jacket who was actually.....................
To Momus.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:14pm.
It's over?
The story is over?????
Surely, you can come up with another chapter.
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When The Hook came up alongside the car, Our Hero started to chase him but fell down because his pants and underoos were around his ankles. Once The Hook saw that, he turned around but got distracted by the sight of Our Hero's girlfriend........
Your move
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Who was Hook's fifth-grade biology teacher. Hook was suddenly overcome with fond memories of spending detention with her when they would ......
*to Sugaroo*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I hope they have a girl.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:14pm.
It's over?
The story is over?????
Surely, you can come up with another chapter.
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When The Hook came up alongside the car, Our Hero started to chase him but fell down because his pants and underoos were around his ankles. Once The Hook saw that, he turned around but got distracted by the sight of Our Hero's girlfriend........
Your move.
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 3:43pm.
I hope she gets all fat from the baby and then Tom leaves her for someone else who considers their baby to be her very own.
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Lmao
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 3:59pm.
And then Eli Manning's wife comes up and snatches it from her.
Go Giants!
I was hoping that eli would hate peyton but they seem to get along. But 23 years from now we will have the BRADY BROS GOING AT IT!! And i guarentee hatred. Who will be the best qb moynahan brady or jizz brady, who will read D's, who will be the bigger guy with a strong arm?!?! Irish DNA vs. German DNA who will win? so many questions, it'll be a death struggle for the love of dad, cant wait...
...but then again they'll probably be flaming gay guys that start competeing celebrity blogs...*meh*
GO GIANTS!!!!!
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:14pm.
It's over?
The story is over?????
Surely, you can come up with another chapter.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Lets see if her horse features are more defined. Other than that, who gives a shit.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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(='.'=)
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If that's what they want.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 3:59pm.
And then Eli Manning's wife comes up and snatches it from her.
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And, then passes it off to Bridget for a safety.
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And then the head cheerleader loses her virginity to the star football player after the prom.
Then everyone goes out for malts at ye olde soda shoppe in their saddle shoes.
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Afterwards, there's a necking party at Lover's Lane where a man with a hook, instead of a hand, stalks them.
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AHAHAHAHA! What is this? This is like the eighth day is a row you totally bested me!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
hahahahahaa omg. LOL at work!! damn you MK:
arried for xx months (I'm too lazy to check the exact number and you don't care anyway) Gis is totally going to give birth to a hairy giant chin. The second coming of Tater Head!
Ahhhh sh*t you killed me with laughter.
Coma Caca!!
Tom Brady has what are possibly the most DEAD eyes I have ever PEEPED!
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Whoa!! Wait. I thought tossing salad meant throwing up. WTH does it mean?? - DiamondDawg
Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:08pm.
yeah you haters should all be this "ugly" *eye roll*
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They are ugly on the inside. Okay on the outside.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:03pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 4:01pm.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 3:59pm.
And then Eli Manning's wife comes up and snatches it from her.
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And, then passes it off to Bridget for a safety.
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And then the head cheerleader loses her virginity to the star football player after the prom.
Then everyone goes out for malts at ye olde soda shoppe in their saddle shoes.
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Afterwards, there's a necking party at Lover's Lane where a man with a hook, instead of a hand, stalks them.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Ugh, who cares...
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