Friday, May 22nd 2009
We Feel Your Pain, Bronx
While strolling around NYC yesterday, Bronx Mowgli looked at the camera and gave a "Do you see this stupid shit I have to put up with?" face. He's got the "emancipation twinkle" in his eyes. Yeah, Bronx, I can't believe two giant penis people made a human being either.
And don't tell Bronx this, but he sort of looks a little Papa Joe-ish in the face, right? Just what he needs!
He got the nose!
Please don't tell me he has her chin. Poor thing.
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Cute baby! Shame about his parents...
Ashlee looks amazing, Bronx is a cute kid, and I love Pete's shirt. I'm glad they're out and about with baby Bronx in New York instead of leaving him with someone else to take care of him!
Am I going nuts or does she almost resemble Angelina in these photos?
cute kid...
but assley's fake puffed up mouf makes her look stupid somehow... like some slow moving, slow talking idiot who needs to read the back of her shampoo bottle.
She is a scag.
Yeah, Bronx is a cutie pie. Best of luck with that family Bronx. Why did they name that kid Bronx? So stupid! Only people who never lived in new york would name their kids after boroughs.
Woah! That kid in the main picture looks like Ewan McGregor.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
The funniest part is they think they need security. For what?
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Im sooooooooo NOT into kids, but I gotta confess, he's adorable. (runs and hides)
Actually, he looks like Guy Ritchie.
That baby and Kristie Alley have a lot in common. Jsing.
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I feel bad for the kid, both his parents are quintessential douchebags. He does look sick of it all!
Whoever said Pete is cute needs to dunk their entire head in bleach!!!!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Pete is cute. Bronx has a chance to be halfway decent looking. I bet Bronx will change his name when he turns 18.
Normally these celeb kids are fug!! Kate Hudson's boy could stop a clock! Sunday Rose Urban is another fugita.. Except for his mouth, Lil' Bronx is warming my cold heart.. He's really cute!
Now Bronx can join the ranks of my fave celeb kids, the entire Jolie Brood headed by Hot Bitch Zahara, Playboy Kingston Rossdale, David "Jackpot" Banda, Violet "Chicklets" Afflac, and that Henry "Kick ur ass" Samuels (Klum).. Damn, these kids can be a kick ass band!! Their names would be the "ROLLING TRUST FUNDS!! :-)
This kid's I.Q. probably already exceed's Auntie Jessica's.
Isnt she supposedly knocked up again? I wonder if these young celebs are regretting jumping on the trendy baby wagon so soon? Probably not because they can afford nannies & still go to late night parties & do all the shit they did before, just a little less...
Pete Wentz's entire outfit (awful red glasses that looked better on Heath Ledger, douchebag lost boys shirt etc), makes me want to give him a nice running kick right in the balls. Stop trying so hard, kiddo.
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Come to think of it, Bronx looks more like the big black bodyguard in the back than ol' Petey..
for serious!
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4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
hahahaha He does look A LOT like Grampa!!!
Poor baby.. He's sporting Poppa Joe face!!
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I think KIEFER (TEAM KIEFER) needs to headbutt someone else!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Poor kid looks like gramps, I hope he grows out of it.
Chubby baby !!! I LOVE chubby babies !!!
Submitted by Tamzin on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 8:56am.
"What is up with babies always losing their socks. My 5 week old loses hers left and right. Haven't they come up with something to keep socks on babies feet."
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They have. It's called "Duct Tape". ;)
Wow, the joy emanating from both of them is really what parenthood is all about. Bronx is a lucky little boy to have 2 mature, responsible parents who obviously take much pride in him.
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
if you look, that is one mighty chin he has.
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Pete worked extra hard to coordinate his reds. Primo Emo.
is anybody else really surprised that Bronx is good looking? I mean his kin folk is soo.. fugly.
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um, did her nose grow back? she's back to looking like Ashlee 1.0.
Nice cankles baybay asshole, ya fat fuck
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 9:01am.
I know. My hubby is in the military and wears these sock suspenders with his uniform. Maybe they should come up with baby sock suspenders. Kidding.....kind of.
How tall is Pete Wentz? Like 5'1 or something? Damn, he looks short. He has to hold that carrier up because he's so close to the ground.
The baby looks way tougher than Pete too!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 9:01am.
I think Ashlee's old nose is growing back.
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OMGG! i totally thought this was a pre nose job picture until i spotted the baby friend.
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I give these two douches' marriage 18 more months tops. And that's being generous.
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Submitted by Tamzin on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 8:56am.
..the cutesy fuzzy little socks arent worth shit.. they fall right off the minute you put them on!
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4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
I think Ashlee's old nose is growing back.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
He's about to lose his little sock. Is he trying to cause a diversion so he can get the hell away from his freaky parents?! What is up with babies always losing their socks. My 5 week old loses hers left and right. Haven't they come up with something to keep socks on babies feet. Sorry but I'm sleep deprived and probably not making sense. :)
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yup, thats my stubborn lil guy!
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4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
oops n/m, just saw your sig. That's freakin' wild, it's like a picture! Very cute.
My daughters feet could weasel out of anything when she was little like that. Chefcammi, is that a sonogram pic in your avvie?!
If that baby has as much Papa Joe in him as it appears, that lecherous look on his face is because he's thinking about Auntie Jessica's boobies.
can his jeans be anymore tighter? ugh
what a cute lil tubsy wubsy with a slippity slippity sock
ok, pregnant lady defending the baby..
babies dont have teeth, so their jaw will slide back and forth depending on which way their held.. notice baby isnt photographed straight on? He's held and photographed sideways.
This is not an ugly baby..
this is.. http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z137/sthweatt5/Baby-kids/uglybaby.jpg
lol.
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4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Asshole stop pretending you're annoyed with the paps! You KNOW both of you douches love the attention!
Poor Bronx...
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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 8:34am.
LOL Dreamy Aguilera Eyes!
Of course there is something "not right" with the baby's jaw...I mean his parents are Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz! Have you seen their chins?!
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I try not to look at those twerps, lol Poor kid!
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Poor little monkey.
I guess it's kind hard to look edgy and cool dragging baby crap around like a ball and chain. haha
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 8:31am.
Yes. Coffee, cigarettes, and that icky, "I haven't eaten in 16 hours" breath.
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Haha!
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