Cunty Clay Bites The Hand That Fed Him
A little while ago there was a rumor that Gayken wanted to duet with Glamberace, but producers SHUT HIM DOWN. There might have been some truth to that rumor, because maybe that would explain why the Unicorn Queen of the South pounced onto his official website (which charges $30 a year for membership) and put his buttery ladyfingers to work on a super long post about the future of American Idol (sample: Glamberace's voiced caused a stigmata in his ears). I know you're still stuck on that $30 a year for membership, but that's a small price to pay for a Claymate. They would find a way to give a kidney a year just to lick the words Gayken typed.
Gawker posted the entire rant Gayken wrote and I have it for you below, but this bitch is long. Have yourself a cup of spiked sweet tea and sit back, because once the Gayken starts, he doesn't stop. Also, make sure to read it in his precious Southern Twang. I also pictured him snapping his teeth, rolling his eyes and cooing at his clayby while writing this. That made it a little more entertaining. All the bitter bitchery courtesy of Gayken is after the jump. JUMP!!!
Now that it's all over, and for the record.... I couldn't be happier about the way AI ended this year. I only turn the show on once a season, and only to see what the set looks like each year. This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing "Ring of Fire" and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn't really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can't imagine I would have enjoyed it. Just not my cup of tea at all. To each his own. I never saw Kris sing on the show, but whether he was good or not is really relative. It's usually a matter of taste, right? But Idol is not always a matter of musical taste only. It's about the person you like. From what little I saw, Kris seemed likable. (That's not to say that Adam isn't just as likable as anyone.. maybe more so... I don't know) When Ruben and I were standing next to each other every night (many years ago) you had two equally talented, equally unlikely, equally unpolished contestants.... so it really was a matter of taste as to who was voted for. While some may argue that one of us was hyped more than the other, I don't feel that was the case. However, this year, there was an obvious bias. Not even having watched the show, I can tell you that I was WELL aware of the bias from the judges as to who should win. In my opinion, that is awfully unattractive. I don't think I am aloneIn my opinion, it all often comes down to that last night of voting. Until the finale, folks are voting for the contestant that they want to see continue. But, I believe that on that last night, the dynamic changes. No longer forced to choose one person that they want to see win, the audience can effectively vote AGAINST the person that they don't want to see win. In the case of season two this might have happened. There may have been some folks who voted for myself or Ruben because they didn't like the other of us. I was the nerdy little girly boy who some didn't want to see win, so they may have voted for Ruben. I don't know. .. But again, I feel that Ruben and I were fairly matched. We both had our detractors and negatives, but I feel we were both very worthy of being on that stage in that moment, and either of us would have been worthy of winning. The show was different then, and folks made it in seasons 1-3 because they were "real" people who happened to sing/entertain well. But, somewhere along the way, AI stopped being about real people.
In a battle between David and Goliath, my money is on David!
I think many voters got sick of being "told who to vote for". I think many were turned off by the blatant favoritism shown towards one contestant. Therefore, on that last night, they used their votes against a contestant that they were tired of hearing about and for the contestant who had been written off. And, at the same time, I think they voted AGAINST an American Idol that has, for four years now, been more about the slick productions and polished contestants than it has been about finding the raw talent that it did in its first three seasons.
Those votes for Kris were also votes to return the show to its roots of finding "real" contestants with undiscovered talent and giving them the chance to grow and shine. They were votes that said "we're tired of seeing contestants who already seem to know it all".
Will American Idol choose to listen to the resounding and clarion call that those voters gave them?.... "Enough with the pretention. More Rubens, more Clays, more Fantasias and Tamyras and Kellys please." My faith has always been in the voters. I think they have gotten it right every year (mine included). It's now up to American Idol to decide if it will finally REALLY listen to the folks that keep it on the air.
Get the metallic bikinis and the oil pool out, because it's about to be a wha?! A GAYFIGHT!!!! I just hope they don't start making out before round 1 ends, because that would make my no-no crawl into my belly button never to be heard from again.
But seriously, Gayken does make a few valid points, but really....it's a stupid fucking reality show. IT'S NOT REAL LIFE! One of the judges is a crazy bitch who used to dance around with a rapping cartoon cat (and probably still does in her head). It's not like we're voting for the President! I know some hos think that, but we're not! However, this is coming from a bitch who cried one single tear when Allison Iraheta was given the ax.
What I'm trying to say is: Fuck a donut, Gayken! Hmmm....donuts.
My issue is not with him being over the top, it's with him being over the top and bad at it. Freddy, David, Iggy, all those perfomers were brilliant at what they did. And it was original and far from contrived. They not only believed in what they were doing, they were doing it first. And Adam is no Freddy. Freddy was not only an entertainer in the purest form, his voice was a gift from God. Seriously. No one could do what he did or create the type of music he did or performances he made on stage (barring Michael Jackson of course). David Bowie's voices was no where as talented as Freddy but when he was on stage you couldn't take your eyes off of him. And not only that, the lyrics he sang/wrote, he did with passion and raw honesty. There was never any pretention with these people.
It's why people rooted for Kelly Clarkson, Rueben and Fantasia. After that it got bad. Real bad. Jordan Sparks restored my faith a little because hse is really good, but again this show jumped the shark season 4 and who really cares if gets better or worse at this point?
Yeesh, two people I'd just as soon never heard of, together in one post. My bleeding eyeballs!
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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Anyone who actually thinks the exec. producers of AI leave the result of this show to the American public are delusional. The numbers of votes don't matter in the least. Its just another way for the show to make money - people calling in, sponsors, etc. They know who they want to win. Period.
Gayken has done well for himself so he needs to shut his pie hole. If it wasn't for AI, he'd be suckin peen around the back of some pancake house in Deliverance country. Squeeeeel like a pig boy!
Good lord. If you think American Idol is a bunch of hogwash wait til you see the Australian one. I worked on a season of that show and we were working on albums for both final artist's months in advance. Yes the whole shit is planned by 19 Management as to who's going to win. Your votes count for shit its just a money making exercise for the phone company and the show.
Its show business after all. In the same way there are no gay leading men in Hollywood, please Jamie Foxx.
Sorry Clayfriend, but if the public wanted "more Rubens, more Fantasias, more Tamayras" THEIR ALBUMS WOULD BE SELLING LIKE HOT CAKES, instead of being dropped by their labels, losing their homes to foreclosure, and... where is Tamayra, by the way?
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Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
P.S. Clay does make some good points
Maybe I'm going out on a limb but ...
I like Kris as a person, as a singer, and as musician but there's about a million and one Jason Mraz/Keith Urban/Jack Johnson making shitty pop folk music right now... we don't need another one. Lets face it, he may release one or two ok albums but after that he's history.
Adam on the other hand, is different. Yeah he's a little Freddy Mercury/Meat Loaf/extremely overthetop but who's making GOOD music like that in the mainstream NOW, as of today? Not that many.
Which is why I think he deserved to win.
Sounds like Clay is a little envious of all the attention Adam is getting. Poor little girl is too dumb to realize she is biting the very hand that gave her a record deal.
These 2 should just get together and have crazy wild balls to the wall dirty filthy sex, if only for one night.
Who the fuck pays 30 bucks a year to visit his dumbass website? He should pay us 30 bucks a year not to throw rotten vegetables at his ass when he waddles down the street.
as much as I think the whining vagina is a tad bit bitter...he's largely right.
The judges adn producers repeatedly favor some contestants over others--they get a ton of camera time to "connect" and buidl up a fanbase. How much on air time did fucking Danny Gokey and his little buddy get over other semifinalists--some, you didn't even see until the were told, you're a semifinalist.
Judges ALWAYS say who should go home and not--they licked Gokey's asshole on weak performances while blasting others. Paula alone mentioned that Gokey and Adam should in finals several times throughout the show--even in the top 8.
Stats show that whoever sings last tends to do better than singers that go first or second. Adam was in the pimp slot a lot. So was Danny. Others consistently sang first.
Its not a talent show. Its a popularity contest, and just like any reality show, it's fucking manipulated.
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TexnDoc I'm always up for telling Lily Allen to go eff herself...but that wasn't her with the cape it was Katy Perry.
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I hate Adam & I'm glad that he lost. That screeching dude gave me the headache.
I think Adam will be Clay's beard ASAP.
i had to stop after the 1st paragraph...you know he was jizzin out to adam and kris both!! he watched every episode and doesnt like adam because he is and will always be the superior gay!! gayken is a jealous asshole! he cannot stand that adam is more popular than him NOR can he stand that people LOVE adam and not him. ALSO, i watched his season of AI and i do not remember him! all i remember is ruben so for him to say that they were equally talented is WRONG!! i honestly cannot tell you one song he did! i only remember ruben tore the house down!!! get over yourself you cunt rap! $30 per year...WHAT!
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"You call called me losers and I don't see you out there walking children in nature." --- Tammie Brown
In my experience, the people who advertise the fact that they are Christian are usually the most judgemental and mean-spirited.
I don't see how the judges doing their job~giving their opinions~ influenced anyone's preference. I don't think people are that easily influenced.
And this isn't what American Idol is about??? It's exactly what AI is about. How else would Adam have been discovered? I never knew that Clay Aiken was so bitchy.
Idol probaly gives him the $30 a year to write that "s" because the whole AI thing is so obviously fake, not to mention cheesey
Clay Achin' is nauseating.
I know Clay is on antideppressants & that sometimes causes "moon face", but the lower part of his face really looks like he is bloated from a kidney transplant...maybe he just had his wisdom teeth out or something... He looks very odd in that pic.
Who the hell would pay $30 a year for reading this shyt? GayKin should pay people to read it. I guess the money's run out and he has to charge for lame crap on his blog.
That wasn't Lily Allen. It was Katy Perry. I can understand confusing them though. They're both ugly, worthless, untalented fuckbag cunts.
For someone who professes to only watch once per season (to check the production value, no less), he sure does have a lot of opinions.
Someone's on his period.
<"I think many voters got sick of being "told who to vote for". I think many were turned off by the blatant favoritism shown towards one contestant.">
He's right. And allowing Lily Allen to wear a cape that said "Vote Adam Lambert" when she turned around performing her song was a rotten thing to do in front of other contestants still in the running. F-U, Lily. F-U, Simon. F-U Politically correct Hollywood. It wasn't "homophobia" despite what the Huffington Post is crying.
He tunes in to see what the set looks like?! It looks pretty much the same year after year.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
For such a good Christian, Clay certainly comes off as a mean-spirited, bitter, whiney queen, doesn't she? For someone who "only turns on AI once a year only to see how the set looks like", he has a LOT to say about the current season.
He inspires violence in me.
P.S. I love kd lang, and I HATE this sourgrapes filled Twinky for stealing her look.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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yup yup yup... Gaykin is just jelly that the other douche has better looking eyebrows and a sense of style (dont know what sense it is, but it looks as though he has one)
Gaykin looks like a bull dyke who shops in the Sears clearance section.
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I will never ever ever understand Claymates. He's NOT attractive; he's a bitchy, pompous ass; and HE'S NOT ATTRACTIVE! He's just bitter that he couldn't be himself when he was on Idol like Adam could. Man I hope Adam goes on to have a much better career than Clay...
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Yawn. Mr. Aiken your 15 minutes of fame are up! He's just jealous because Adam is prettier than him. Adam will be more successful because no matter his sexual orientation, he is not the nerdy girly man that Clay is. Adam is confident, poised and edgy. Not to mention: out there, gregarious and defintly much more eye appealing than Clay. Adam also stayed true to himself. Clay is a sore loser who is kicking himself for not being more like Adam. Plus he won't admit that he can't do the guyliner correctly. Angry ginge!
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Snowy- yes! Phil something!
He needed to have his eye teeth filed down or something.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 9:37am.
Me thinks that Clay is upset because Adam is comfortable with who he is.
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Ummmmhmmmm. *head tilt* That is one angry red potato head.
louise_brooks PHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
we used to call him Nosferatu! aahahahahhahahahahahahah
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"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Oh, and I would kill a bitch to learn to apply my mascara & eyeliner with such perfection.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Manliner!
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This is one of the few times that I've been able to finish, understand, and agree with a riki lake post. The judges are there to critique the contestants & make suggestions/advice them on how to improve their performance. If a contestant is more highly skilled than the others, is Clay suggesting that the judges censoring their opinions so that the public opinion isn't swayed. I didn't watch one episode this season, except a few minutes of the final; so I didn't have an opinion on any of the contestants, however, last night I came across a video of Adam singing "Mad World" and I was blown away.
Me thinks that Clay is upset because Adam is comfortable with who he is.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Ew. Shut up Clay. I don't watch this shit, but my Mum does and so I've seen it, and the only reason I don't leave the room is because I like Simon. Who fucking cares who wins or why they win. Clay is way more famous than Ruben and he was only runner up, so if this...runner up guy wants to stay famous, it'll happen.
I was just thinking about this this morning. (Yes, I'm bored)
I think AI is a good place for people who have no chance at getting attention for their music careers, however, it really isn't a place to create a big star. Why? Because after four months of seeing these people for hours every week, you get sick of them already.
People get all caught up in the show when it's on, but when it's finally over and it gets alot of attention for the week after, people get sick of it all. Sure, they release the single right away while there's still some interest and they are sure to sell tickets to the tour halfway through the final 12, but do you think if they tried to sell tickets two weeks from now that they would be very successful?
No!
How do I know this? Because I was a huge fan of AI for years. I bought tickets for the tour during the season that Carrie won and Taylor won. By the time it was actually time for the concert 3 or 4 months after the show was over, I was kicking myself for wasting money on concerts I had no interest in anymore.
As AI goes on and on each year, you are less and less likely to see even a few success stories. It's overexposure and it's becoming a joke.
a boy wearing eyeliner?!?! this world is CAHHHHRAZZZY
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@ snowpiece
Oh duh! ROTFL I think I need to go back to bed.
Hmmm...I don't even remember his name. He was tall, bald and creepy. He was in the military, I think. He had a good voice and seemed nice, but I'd cross the street if I saw him coming at me.
LOL Brandi, I ♥ Norman
louise_brooks no, I meant who was the Idol contestant you were mocking?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I wish I had an extra $30 to hang out on the claymates website. That seems like pure internet entertainment.
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This insane Claymate on another site I visit. She was shocked when Clay came out and went nuts on me for saying a past Idol contestant was weird looking. She told me I made her want to vomit. LMAO
snowpiece on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 9:19am
MORE NORMAN GENTLE'S!!!!
The architects of this show could have never predicted that this show would become some kind of social barometer. Just my commentary, just my 4 cents.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 9:19am.
I think many voters got sick of being "told who to vote for". I think many were turned off by the blatant favoritism shown towards one contestant.
The voters made up their own minds who to vote for obviously.
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I completely agree with you. The reason Adam did not win is because of the judges. They need to just "judge" songs and then shut up - not announce winners before the finals.
Will American Idol choose to listen to the resounding and clarion call that those voters gave them?.... "Enough with the pretention. More Rubens, more Clays, more Fantasias and Tamyras and Kellys please."
MORE SANJAYAS! you bitter little man-girl!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I think many voters got sick of being "told who to vote for". I think many were turned off by the blatant favoritism shown towards one contestant.
The voters made up their own minds who to vote for obviously.
Gay Gayken is too gaytroversial.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 8:37am.
AIKEN IS GOING DOWN, BITCHES!
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Grab him by the ears, Snowy!!!!
What a bitchy lesbian.
I wasn't even going to read his shit, and I hate to admit it, but I agree with him.
I never liked Clay during his season. I was a huge Ruben fan, but he makes total sense in what he wrote.
louise_brooks who were you talking about?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by hotslutoftheday on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 9:14am.
interesting...
I think what he said about Adam was very rude, but I agree with the rest of it. AI has changed drastically, & they do show out & out favoritism, but then again, they always have. I quit watching after Fantasia won, & a big part of the reason was how it had suddenly become about all the fools who know they suck, & the only way they'll get air time is to dress as the Statue of Liberty. It became all about the judges, & the rivalry between Simon & Ryan. Shouldn't it be about the contestants?
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