This Is Going To Be A Fantastic Disaster
Cher just might tear herself away from her custom-made oxygen crypt long enough to shoot scenes in Xtina's debut movie Burlesque (I want to see jazz hands in the air when you read that title).
It was already announced that Xtina would star in the movie musical as a small-town girl who dreams of being a singer but finds herself thrusting her crotch at a burlesque club. The working title should be, Showgirls: The Whores Are Alive With The Sound Of Music!
Entertainment Weekly says that Cher is in final talks play the owner of the club. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! !!! !!!! Seriously, the camp level of this movie will hit the heavens if Cher is in it. I mean, Cher and Xtina wearing sparkly nipple tassles while singing and shaking their chichis?! All this ridiculousness needs is a random scene where Joan Collins storms into the club and slaps Cher for no reason. That would make this soon-to-be cinematic wreck the glittery cherry on top of my life sundae. Is it really too early to order my tickets on Fandango?
And if you live in the Los Angeles area, you better stock up on all your cosmetics right now. This movie is going to empty out every single make-up counter in the city.
I do not care! This farce is destined to be a classic! May God have mercy on my soul.
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Wow a mother/daughter like drag queen movie.
Fuck. I love Christina. I love her tranny makeup, her oversinging, and her not very attractive hubby. This is one movie I'll see no matter how bad it is.
Alrite for the Dynasty flashback!
xo
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I thought Christina (I absolutely refuse the other spelling) already did her burlesque phase.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
this is just too good to be true MK
I hope this shit happens...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by Skye10 on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 12:20am.
I've actually read multiple interviews with her, unfortunately, and she contradicts herself an awful lot.
She tries wayyy too fucking hard to prove herself a "srs musician"...and I could care less what notes she can hit, to me she'll always be a manufactured Disney twit who needs to get the fuck over herself.
She's not famous for her "voice"...she's famous for being a pretty, slutty, petite blonde who writhes around singing "sexy" lyrics...and in terms of artistic integrity mirrors that of Lady Caca.
"Talent" my ass.
Rotten peach of scrotum
in armenian the phonetic equivalent of CHER means 'to pee'
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
She is so tall and sexy. I know a place you can date with such sexy girls. **** bisexualkiss.com *****which I have joined.- I think it is interesting and you will like it....
Weird. Christina talked about for years how if/when she would play a role in a movie that she would choose one that wasn't a singing part. Oh how things change. I didn't want to believe this was true but oh well I'll probably go see it for the laughs and such.
if cher is in this movie i need the movie to be done yesterday
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Ahahahaha...TITS!!! You got a new do...it's so...your personality!! Er, you must have really thick hair! (Srsly very cute!!)================================================
the end...
What is up with the Tiger person? lol
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:53pm.
see... i got connections!... sleep 'lil tiger, sleep!!LOL!
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While she's asleep let's give her a makeover, not just clip her nails as usual!!
Who wants to cut the hardened squirts out of her hind withers?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:53pm.
see... i got connections!... sleep 'lil tiger, sleep!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:37pm.
look... this matter was settled when you testified in the roy case.. yeah, yeah.. we know it wasn't you... you named the tiger... you were a witness(ssshhh... she was a snitch!!!).. everybody knows a horse's head is a show of love.. take a deep breath... relax... the zoo officials will be along shortly.. they're your friends.. sshhh, 'lil tiger, shhh.. it'll be alright
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*deeeep tiger breaf*...yes, horses heads mean LUUUURVE....deep tiger breaf...WAIT NOW, HO WHO YOU CALLIN' A SNITCH???? OH, NO YOU DI'INT...OH YOU BETTER HOPE SOME ZOO OFFICIALS GET UP IN HERE, CUZ I'LL WHUP YO'...
*Zing*...!!!!
*stumble, stumble*....
persh...mushanshhhhhh....ssssssshhh...*drooool*...
KERPLUNK...
Tiger Down!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
ahahahaah when i first saw that pic i thought the girl on the left was daisy de la hoya. oooooooooooops.
oh well all hooker trannies look alike!
Maybe Cher can get the dude from Mask to play Christina's hubby!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:37pm.
look... this matter was settled when you testified in the roy case.. yeah, yeah.. we know it wasn't you... you named the tiger... you were a witness(ssshhh... she was a snitch!!!).. everybody knows a horse's head is a show of love.. take a deep breath... relax... the zoo officials will be along shortly.. they're your friends.. sshhh, 'lil tiger, shhh.. it'll be alright
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:54pm.
Moo? Do you remember in the godfather when the man woke up to find a horses head in his bed? That wasn't the mob, that was Tiggy bringing home a pressie.
Word has it her Cholly likes beef.
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LIES!!!! *wiping tiger drool and horse head goo off tiger chin*....LIES and SLANDEROUS LIBELOUS LIES!!! Where's Sheeps???? Sheeps!!! Get up in here. We can sue, right, Sheeps??? Er, uh...Sheeps is recovering from a "liver transplant" *picking fava beans out of tiger teef, taking sip of chianti*...I will need to further seek the advice of counsel on this matter....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Musicals are from the deepest pits of hell.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:54pm.
Moo? Do you remember in the godfather when the man woke up to find a horses head in his bed? That wasn't the mob, that was Tiggy bringing home a pressie.
Word has it her Cholly likes beef.
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that could be taken a number of different ways...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Whoa nelly. I was gonna say that yesterday on the Kanye thread: Xtina is the new Cher. But I wasn't sure that was more funny, or true...
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Moo? Do you remember in the godfather when the man woke up to find a horses head in his bed? That wasn't the mob, that was Tiggy bringing home a pressie.
Word has it her Cholly likes beef.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:00pm.
That's totally moo-sic to my ears...What's say we go on the road togever...you know a garage band...I promise I won't eatcha *crossing tiger fingers behind tiger back*...
is dat drool on yur chin der kitty kitty?? me outta here!!! moooooooo
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:24pm.
Shouldn't Xtina be the mom and Cher the granny? Cast someone youthful as the showgirl.
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Dakota Fanning?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Shouldn't Xtina be the mom and Cher the granny? Cast someone youthful as the showgirl.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:00pm.
Meow!! I won't run away... I like to moo a little tune every now and agin myself.... *moo-moo-moo*
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That's totally moo-sic to my ears...What's say we go on the road togever...you know a garage band...I promise I won't eatcha *crossing tiger fingers behind tiger back*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 9:00pm.
Meow!! I won't run away... I like to moo a little tune every now and agin myself.... *moo-moo-moo*
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:50pm.
For some reason Cher might not be down for this film.
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The resson being that old whore can actually act???? Say what you want, but Cher to' it up in "Silkwood" and bitch weren't too bad in "Moonstruck" either...Bitch can act...Xtina? Ugh. Bitch can questionably sing, but that tranny clown nast that ho has goin' on overshadows even THAT, and you know that whore can't act her way out of a paper bag....Why is she famous again?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:55pm.
Tigerlilly... you are singin up a sweet storm tonight! I've never seen this side of you before... what a treat!
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Yeah, I'm a musical type PUSSAY....;-)
*ahem*...me,me,me...
What? Where are you whores going? I can sing! I CAN SING! Sluts here don't know good sangin', that's all....Psssht...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly... you are singin up a sweet storm tonight! I've never seen this side of you before... what a treat!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I love Cher, but isn't it time for her to stop acting and dressing like a whore? So she still has a hot bod, so what? She has a lot more going for herself than that. I'd like to see her concentrate on her acting. And I love her sense of humor!
For some reason Cher might not be down for this film.
I can't wait for this cheeeeeze-fest!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 8:14pm.
okay... okay... this is the one time i'm gonna say this...
Hollywood.. go ahead and get back to making remakes.. the world really doesn't need this
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Noooooooooooooo!
What the world needs now is smut sweet smut,
It's the only thing that don't rankle my gut,
What the world needs now is smut sweet smut,
no not just for some but for every slut.
Lord we don't need another remake,
There are remakes and Indies enough for my dime,
There's crapfests, box office bombs to take
Enough to last until the end of time
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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okay... okay... this is the one time i'm gonna say this...
Hollywood.. go ahead and get back to making remakes.. the world really doesn't need this
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
This may be one role that Lindsay Lohan may actually be happy to have lost.
(Hi joe!)
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The complexity of things - the things within things - just seems to be endless. I mean nothing is easy, nothing is simple.
"All this ridiculousness needs is a random scene where Joan Collins storms into the club and slaps Cher for no reason"
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Yuh. Joan Collins could take Cher with her eyes closed and one arm tied behind her back.
TEAM JOAN.
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 7:01pm.
"Moulin Rouge!" rip-off!
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LOL that was my initial thought...still is.
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Look at the above pic & add Britney and Beyonce to the mix. A girl's gotta be a ho to make it in this industry, which is why Kelly Clarkson can't be fat. I rest my case.
More diva casting: Mariah Carey as Christina's mom and 'Reatha as her Grandmother, who beg her to come back home to Nebraska. Now THAT's entertainment!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6el23B_QM1E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJpb3Hl24P4
Sorry, on an Xtina high *goes back to stalk - baby sitting Max*
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
A camp cult classic to rival The Rocky Horror Picture Show, but with real-life whores!!!! Uff, I sure hope Xtina and Cher plan to coordinate their fire engine red lipstick and tacky slut wear. CLASSY!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
"Moulin Rouge!" rip-off!
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 6:53pm.
She said she would never accept a role, where she had to sing in it.
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*feels stabby* MAKE ANOTHER ALBUM, WOMAN!!!!! I'm having withdrawals, seriously. That said, I will totally see this movie. :)
*waves to DAE*
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*waves back*
Christina has almost finished the next album! One track is called "You Lost Me" the album is supposed to come this September. The first single should lek in the next couple of weeks...
I dont care how bad this movie is, I'm going tobe first in line!
'Having a good home base and a good sense of self is really important. To me, that leads to outer beauty. I want to support him to be an individual. When you have that inner confidence and a good center, it makes you beautiful.'~Xtina
This movie is obviously a terrorist plot. Expect the Feds to raid the set on the first day of filming and arrest everyone in sight.
Then we can all stop sleeping with the lights on...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON