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And here I was thinking I broke the world blow job record that one summer, but I guess you need judges and cameras around to document the whole thing. Oh, well. Maybe next time. Blonde Cora, a German porn star, was officially trying to break the record when she choked almost halfway through and had to go to the hospital! The Sun says that Cora's goal was to blow 200 peens, but only she made it to wang #75 when she started having trouble breathing. Bitch blew it and not in the way she had hoped.
This is kind of embarrassing to all us mega sluts out there. Most of us can suck 75 dicks at a time while watching a Melrose Place marathon and playing a game of Monopoly with our toes! And this bitch is a whore for a living! SHAME!!!! How dreadful!
Even amateur skanks know you have to breathe through your nose! If that's not enough, find an air pocket in the dick hole you're sucking and breathe! Turn that dick into a snorkel! Breathe through your ears! Breathe through your pussay! Breathe through your asshole if you have to! Whatever you do, don't quit the dick!
Her parents are probably so disappointed!
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Instead of mass murderers, the new generation of Germans and East Europeans is trying hard to become mass fuckers... At least is a step in the right direction lol
Oh, a parents dream!
F'ing skank from the tank.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
It's one thing to make fun of people, but a totally different one to spread prejudice and idiotic nonsense as given facts on the internet.
Trust me, I love to laugh and I can also take a joke, but when you're German and have to read that same Hitler shit all the time, you get pissed off majorly.
Everyone has a soft spot that doesn't want to be touched. There are also things that you die-hard d-listers don't find funny at all if ridiculed by others.
Also, if people really compare 'lightweight' Bush to Hitler, they clearly have no clue about the horror that went down at that time and therefore they should even more shut up about it.
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Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:13pm.
Yeah, just queue up with the rest of those silly poeple who judge before they educate themselves.
Ignorance and stupidity suits you well.
Mass murderers are nothing to joke about, no matter where they come from.
Germany's young generation tries so hard to get rid of its country's reputation and people like you make a joke about it.
Not funny, really not.
But I guess you'll never understand that. Shame.
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:05am.
Will there ever be a time, when there's no stupid cunt/dick mentioning Hitler or some other stupid stereotype/clichée about Germans?
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No dude. But we do make fun of everyone here and we embrace all stereotypes and hideously ridicule everyone. We are equal opportunity offenders. If you want politically correct stereotypes, go to a chat room on the NY Times or something. If it makes you feel any better, I think most of the Americans would probably tell you they'd rather be known for Hitler than Bush. Every dlister makes fun of everyone else-everyone's nationality and butt size and spelling. Feel free to make fun of anyone and everyone, but you aren't allowed to whine. It spoils are fun. The one german thing we proudly embrace every day here at Dlist is schandenfreude.
If you can't deal, don't Dlist.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 7:05am.
I can't believe the idiocy here. Everytime I'm reading a post on an American website in which Germans are mentioned, I don't have to wait long until fascism, ignorance and plain stupidity raises its ugly head.
Will there ever be a time, when there's no stupid cunt/dick mentioning Hitler or some other stupid stereotype/clichée about Germans?
And who the fuck told you that shitting on each other for sexual pleasure is a German invention, Team Valtrex?
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It's true, Germans are sick of WW2 coming up at every occasion their nationality is mentioned.
This happens mostly because people who bring this up are not educated and, in my eyes, ignorant.
There was a Germany before 1939 and one after 1945, imagine that! There's more stuff happening than war! For real!
US people would not be happy if others always brought up colonisation, slavery, Golf War, Vietnam, Iraq.....the list is endless.
Shame on those tiny-minded people.
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What a fugly cheap ho.
"...while watching a Melrose Place marathon..."
Melrose Place! So that's it! The high-achieving ho's secret to success.
I knew I should have watched that fuckery..
I knew it, and I blew it..
Thanks for the "heads up", MK!
I'm coming around..
Jonas Brothers live the dream!
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Well, this is not meant to insult any Germans...
but as long as Germany as a country is busy with porn and sexual perversion, it won't embrace its violent nationalism and racial supremacy and start taking on the world again... Sex keeps Germans from being violent, and it is probably encouraged (by the state/society) for this same reason... That's why german national tv shows tits all the time but no violence at all (as many germans have pointed out to me...)
ok, so does she suck until he drops his load? is that how it works? and why was she transported to the hospital again?
I dont get it.
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I can't believe the idiocy here. Everytime I'm reading a post on an American website in which Germans are mentioned, I don't have to wait long until fascism, ignorance and plain stupidity raises its ugly head.
Will there ever be a time, when there's no stupid cunt/dick mentioning Hitler or some other stupid stereotype/clichée about Germans?
And who the fuck told you that shitting on each other for sexual pleasure is a German invention, Team Valtrex?
Du saudumme Fotze!
After all, the only people I know, who achieved international fame for enjoying human excretions on a body, whether it is passive or active, are two Americans.
Kim Kardashian and R. Kelly!
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Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:19am.
WTF is wrong with German people??? Hmm. You mean because of the dominanace/s&m thing? Actually, I've known relatively few german people.
I've got grumpy german neighbors. The old man is really controlling and wants to know what I'm doing every time I'm outside. I hate him. This other german old lady I know is a cow too, come to think of it. You're right. I don't know any nice germans. But then, I know so few. I don't have the representative sampling of thousands that blonde cora has no doubt experienced.
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Sorry to hear about your neighbours.
But, honestly, if you know so few about German, you should better be quiet and not judge.
I mean, the main porn industry is still American and the BJ record is held by an American.
Much love,
a nice German girl (not all of us are grumpy, hehehe) xxx
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Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:37am.
It's so demeaning. Like-"just in case you thought our sex meant something or was filled with intimacy, this is to let you know you are nothing more to me than a toilet/cum dumpster." Gross.
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Kim Kardashian got a tv show out of it.
nite, kiwi, early flight out of Vegas tomorrow. Have a good one!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
It's so demeaning. Like-"just in case you thought our sex meant something or was filled with intimacy, this is to let you know you are nothing more to me than a toilet/cum dumpster." Gross.
Speaking of poo...
anyone interested in free chocolate tommarrow. Mars is giving away chocolate every friday from their web site. And I checked and it isn't going now. Have to wait until the am.
what does shisse translate to anyway? Pooo fest?
Talk about skid marks.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:23am.
You haven't missed anything.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:19am.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:16am.
Like most things, I learned it from South Park. That tv program has warped my fragile little mind.
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isn't there a book about "things I learned from watching TV" or something. I haven't owned a TV in a decade and I've apparently missed out on much. Maybe it's good thing, maybe it's a bad thing. But I do find many conversations have cultural references to something seen on TV and I am clueless. I feel out of the loop. whahhhh.
WTF is wrong with German people??? Hmm. You mean because of the dominanace/s&m thing? Actually, I've known relatively few german people.
I've got grumpy german neighbors. The old man is really controlling and wants to know what I'm doing every time I'm outside. I hate him. This other german old lady I know is a cow too, come to think of it. You're right. I don't know any nice germans. But then, I know so few. I don't have the representative sampling of thousands that blonde cora has no doubt experienced.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:16am.
Like most things, I learned it from South Park. That tv program has warped my fragile little mind.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:12am.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:05am.
You've never heard about German sheisse porn? Where the participants shit on each other? WTF is wrong with German people anyway?
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No. Wow. My question is.....how have you heard of it???? I don't think this is part of the basic general knowledge of the population.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:05am.
You've never heard about German sheisse porn? Where the participants shit on each other? WTF is wrong with German people anyway?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:53pm.
She can't really be called a German pornstar unless someone took a dump on her after each bj.
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What's this about???? You've gone places I can't imagine.
Oh TV. You make me laugh. Thanks.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 1:00am.
What do you think Hitler would say about this lovely example of aryan supremacy?
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That she was adopted.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
They would have been able to keep filming if they had used Tara Reid as a body double back up. The stomach's look the same. And with a face covered in peen cream, who would have been able to tell the difference?
What do you think Hitler would say about this lovely example of aryan supremacy?
TV-Word. But we've got one already and the world can only take one.
Submitted by kiwikim on Fri, 05/22/2009 - 12:52am.
And she says she's a porn star! More like a DLIST porn star.
Any professional whose mouth stopped working would have at least opened her legs while being revived with oxygen.
If your highest goal in life is to be a porn star and suck record peen and you fail at that, what's next?
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Being Paris Hilton
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
And she says she's a porn star! More like a DLIST porn star.
Any professional whose mouth stopped working would have at least opened her legs while being revived with oxygen.
If your highest goal in life is to be a porn star and suck record peen and you fail at that, what's next?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:30pm.
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sorry to burst your bubble tiger, but the fucker was Chinese and the fuckees might've been Americans. so we're half way there.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:02pm.
I guess wang#75 must have been a big one...
Didn't Kobayashi actually eat 63-some wieners with rolls?
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 11:02pm.
I guess wang#75 must have been a big one...
The ball was in her court and she choked...lightweight.
Paris or Lindsay should have given her some tips.
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Or Travolta. Gotta go directly to the master.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Guess she doesn't get to claim the grand prize, her weight in weiner schnitzel and 60 gallons of special sauce.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I guess wang#75 must have been a big one...
The ball was in her court and she choked...lightweight.
Paris or Lindsay should have given her some tips.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:53pm.
She can't really be called a German pornstar unless someone took a dump on her after each bj.
Der Steamer von Cleveland?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:52pm.
You call sucking 200 dicks a world record, Tom Cruise calls it a buffet.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:42pm.
Not only that, but Ron Jeremy was Sex Act No. 251. *sobbing hysterically*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
and she calls herself a slut. huh!
(there's a beach in Stalingrad?)
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She can't really be called a German pornstar unless someone took a dump on her after each bj.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:46pm.
I will never suck another fuckin' peen. Good night, America.
*crosses off Madam Pince's invitation to my pool party*... yeah.. how do ya like that!!LOL!
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You call sucking 200 dicks a world record, Tom Cruise calls it a buffet.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 10:42pm.
Not only that, but Ron Jeremy was Sex Act No. 251. *sobbing hysterically*
I will never suck another fuckin' peen. Good night, America.
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