Guess Fucking What?
THESE BITCHES! Robin Wright and Sean Penn's divorce is off again for like the ten millionth time this year! How hard is it to quit a bitch?! Just skip away and jump on some new peen. Damn!
People says that Sean Penn filed a request in court today asking if he can snort up the legal separation papers he submitted last month. A lawyer-type who isn't working on the case says this probably means they are trying to superglue their marriage together AGAIN. I guess this means Natalie Portman dropped his wang in the gutter for good.
This isn't the ten millionth time Sean has canceled his divorce, it's the second time, but it feels like we've been down this road over and over again. Can we all file a class action divorce against the both of them?
And why does Robin keep taking his whore ass back?! Robin, I know he's coming to you with pussy jelly on his dick and the white shit on his nose, promising that it will be the last time, but it won't! It will happen every night for the rest of your life. Just let the bitch be gone already and lock the door.
Below is a theatrical interpenetration of Sean and Robin's marriage. Just play that shit on a loop and there's their marriage. Actually, this is everyone's marriage. Actually, this is everyone's LIFE.
ShareThis
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha
omg.
(the video)
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:12pm.
LOL@ That video, I would go to the theater a lot more often if shit like that happened more often
-----------------
Hilarious.
I've been to a LOT of theatre and NOTHING GOOD like that has ever happened. Never! Not once!
I really think she is completely balls deep in love with his sorry ass, which means she'll keep putting up with this bullshit till the end of time or until her love runs out.
So sad, she could do so much better.
Damn Robin!!! Move on!!! fuck Penn!!!!
As much as she is beautiful, intelligent, talented, etc., I don't think Robin would be inclined to agree, regardless of how many people tried to convince her of that.....which could explain why she's back with him.
------------------------------------
The complexity of things - the things within things - just seems to be endless. I mean nothing is easy, nothing is simple.
If she takes him back...it's her fault. Is she a person or doll?
Robin must low self-esteem issues. Sean is obviously a wishy washy control freak.i heart him. :)
****~..~*****
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."- Bob Wiley
If they ever actually go through w/the split, no one will believe it.
**********
"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
his name is sean penn and he is marrrrrrrrieddddd?????
but him and franco loooed so el naturel
**********
********
Svetlana Loboda was ROBBED!
Ukraine was ROBBED two years in a row
Ugh, she can do soo much better than Sean Penn. Has anybody seen pictuers of her at Cannes? She looks ridiculously gorgeous.
--------------------------------------
I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
Robin is too damn pretty and too damn talented to be wasting her time with that man. Yeah, nobody wants a divorce, but if you've approached that bridge for a 2nd time... might as well cross it and find something better.
------------------------------------------------
"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
LOL@ That video, I would go to the theater a lot more often if shit like that happened more often
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Class action divorce...I like it.
He must be great in bed. That's the only explanation for any of it.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
I used to feel Bad for Robin, I dont anymore, but then again we can't choose who we love.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
It may be the 2nd time he cxld the divorce, but let us not forget that he left her for a time for snaggly-ass Jewel of all people and she took him back when their kids were young. He's a fucker and she's stooopid.
LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:00pm.
Ok, it's official, Robin, I can quit you and I just have.
Girl, you is on your own.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Yea me too.
He must of reconsidered when she busted out the pix of him suckin' Madonna's peen.
GAWD! Robin, you can do so much better.
She's such a floormat
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
What the hell does she see in him? He's nasty, he cheats and he looks like he has a wicked odor.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:00pm.
LOL! That's better!!!! ;)
***********************
Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
I'd hit it.
ahhhhhhh haa hahahahahahhahahaa. watched it again.
"THIS IS EVERYONE'S LIFE!!!"
MK not having a good day so we ALL have to suffer? LOL
why robin...why? and tee hee!!!! about that person falling off the stage...fuck it, if there's a hell, i'm already going there anyways...
_____________________________________________
Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Submitted by CRAZY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:57pm.
What's wrong with being CRAZY! :)
*****************
Did I say Crazy?? I beg your pardon! What I meant to say is she must be. ..bananas!
Yes, bananas!
Ok, it's official, Robin, I can quit you and I just have.
Girl, you is on your own.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
S.P. probably begged to have her back so he can undue the damages he'd have to pay in alimony.
BTW, have these two spawned??
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 2:57pm.
What's wrong with being CRAZY! :)
***********************
Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Yay, she's giving it another shot! *rolls eyes*
Seriously, if you're gonna divorce, be fucking done with it already and stop wasting each others time.
**************************************************
"Y'all are on fire today. Like a methed out butthole!" Freebird 5/19/09
"Dress by House of Dereon. Side boob by House of Desperation." The C-Word 5/18/09
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. the fuking video is making laugh so hard there's this salty discharge coming from my eyes
ahhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaa hahahahahhaha omg. i can't breathe.
Is that play 'The Miracle Worker'? Cuz if so, the fall kinda fits.
*puts bus to hell in gear*
------------------------------------
The complexity of things - the things within things - just seems to be endless. I mean nothing is easy, nothing is simple.
Robin - please don't take him back. What a creep.
________________________________________________
"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
She must be crazy about him...or just crazy.
As soon as Robin gets wrinkly Sean will be out the door.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm pinching yo nipples.