Guess Fucking What?
THESE BITCHES! Robin Wright and Sean Penn's divorce is off again for like the ten millionth time this year! How hard is it to quit a bitch?! Just skip away and jump on some new peen. Damn!
People says that Sean Penn filed a request in court today asking if he can snort up the legal separation papers he submitted last month. A lawyer-type who isn't working on the case says this probably means they are trying to superglue their marriage together AGAIN. I guess this means Natalie Portman dropped his wang in the gutter for good.
This isn't the ten millionth time Sean has canceled his divorce, it's the second time, but it feels like we've been down this road over and over again. Can we all file a class action divorce against the both of them?
And why does Robin keep taking his whore ass back?! Robin, I know he's coming to you with pussy jelly on his dick and the white shit on his nose, promising that it will be the last time, but it won't! It will happen every night for the rest of your life. Just let the bitch be gone already and lock the door.
Below is a theatrical interpenetration of Sean and Robin's marriage. Just play that shit on a loop and there's their marriage. Actually, this is everyone's marriage. Actually, this is everyone's LIFE.
Can we all file a class action divorce against the both of them?
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haha..hell ya!!
Robin is WAY hotter than Natalie Portman. I don't know the appeal. She has a weird mouth and looks just so-so w/o the make-up and is SO annoying w/ her artsy intelligent seriousness. Puke.
"I'm addicted to you, but I know that you're toxic".
Who knew Britney was a relationship expert?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:30pm.
I LOVED THAT SO MUCH!!!!! And you're exaggerating.
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No I'm not. It's a well known story that he broke into her house in 1988, tied her to a chair, raped her all night and pulled a gun on her threatning to kill her. In the morning she escaped and went to the police who arretsed him. Beacuse Madonna was afraid of a mediastorm she dropped all charges. So he got away with it. Madonna did file for divorce right after that.
In the book written by her brother there is also a story of Sean beating up Madonna in a hotel room during the shooting of "Shanghai Bigfatflop". Madonna fled to the room of her brother.
I hate wife beaters.
She should've run real fast when she had the chance. How she stomachs him is beyond me.
These suck ass losers need to stop wasting tax payer money and the court's time. This is a down economy. Maybe they haven't heard California is about to go bankrupt and have an earthquake and break off to form it's own little gay free island in the pacific? These are not times to be fucking around. Throw these bitches in a pit and charge admission, or put them in their own boring made for greasy slimeball porn fest and get the economy going.
She is so tall and sexy. I know a place you can date with such sexy girls. **** bisexualkiss.com *****which I have joined.- I think it is interesting and you will like it....
ya know, Robin's a good actress.. and in my opinion hot as all hell... but... seriously.... now she's just an idiot.. or she can't find a new coke connect
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
He could play Bob's Big Boy in the made-for-tv movie.
Please, I still don't believe Portman ever had his wang. I mean, look at him, god.
You're welcome to him, grace. I think he looks dirty and not in a good way, like someone who's gonna get busy without being clean first. Nast. Remember to take your lysol with you.
Definitely a scumbag but he's hot in a dirty, Mick Jagger kind of way. One of the guys you fuck but don't marry.
That theater clip is a GREAT metaphor for life itself. xD
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
uuummm... yeah... uuuuhh... why?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Zomg, I'm an asshat. I actually had a decent laugh at that clip and am still smiling. And giggling.
Yo Penn why don't you just off yourself like your bruddah and save the rest of the world the drama. Robin - get therapy - quickly!
Robin, your dignity wants to know why you won't take IT back!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Damn. I feel bad for her.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Christ! Someone needs to tell Robin to shit or get off the pot. It's absurd she keeps filing for divorce and then changes her mind. Is Penn REALLY worth it?!
No words, Robin, I have no fucking words.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 5:30pm.
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*makes room for Hekki*
You can be our tour guide on the ride to Hell. :)
And I'm pretty sure it's the Miracle Worker, which does make it even funnier.
OnT: deja vu..vu..vu..vu...
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The complexity of things - the things within things - just seems to be endless. I mean nothing is easy, nothing is simple.
Fuck Katiebot, somebody need to kidnap Robin and deprogram her ass! WTF? She is a beautiful woman and a talented actress she don't need the hefty honkered Napoleon sized coke hooverin' Skeezer. Either Robin dickmitized somethin' awful or this bag of puke has destroyed every ounce of self esteem and self worth she ever had. Either way: DListed plan: Kidnap and deprogram...Who's wif me?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
let's start calling him "Shrunken Elvis"
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by The C word: "Is that play 'The Miracle Worker'? Cuz if so, the fall kinda fits.
*puts bus to hell in gear*"
Wait for me! Wait for me! Don't leave without me!
But I wondered if it was "The Miracle Worker", too. If so, was that bitch really blind? Or just really in character? Either way, I laughed my guts out. And of course, showed it to my kids, who think that kind of thing is funny. They always want to watch "that show where people get hurt" ("America's Funniest Videos")
oh robin, i need to get you your own jesus like vadge. I bet after penn discovered the wonders of james franco, it just hasn't been the same.
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How do you suck a fuck? -Donnie Darko
hii
Sean Penn is a classic self-absorbed grade A liberal. Head up his ass and full of shit.
Buttercup? He is not your Wesley.
Mk? You're frikkin' funny.
Robin needs a good peen slap in the face. preferably from hot young thang.
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Submitted by Youri on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 4:21pm.
Even Madonna was over his ass when he tied her to a chair and beat the sht out of her
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I LOVED THAT SO MUCH!!!!! And you're exaggerating. She's a kunty ho who likes to think she can control men, but she really can't do sht.
I LOVE SEAN PENN. I'd love just one hour with him. I'd straighten his azz out likethat. I scare growd up men like that. Robin may lack lashback skillz.
OMG. laughing again.
There IS audio - just the crash and gasping afterward. and the first two times I didn't see that douche get up and walk out. OMG my gut hurts.
Even Madonna was over his ass when he tied her to a chair and beat the shit out of her. Robin is just stupid.
i'm still laughing at this gigantic fall..and i just love how the guy just walks the fuck out...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
It's a small YouTube world. I saw the frame and said "Uh-oh. He's got that Miracle Worker clip." LOL.
inconceivable! "I am not sure you know what that word means"
And BWHAHAHAHAHA on the video. Seriously, people falling is just so damn funny.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Obviously, I don't live with them but for someone who knows abusive relationships all too well...this is definitely one. I bet it goes like this....he acts out, blames her, threatens to leave, publicly humilates her, tells her no one else will want her....waits for her to beg him back. rinse and repeat.
he has broken her and destroyed any self esteem she does have...and she'd rather be in this vicious fuckery than be alone. SADNESS.
This is why I think men suck. But, I know that's totally unfair.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:35pm.
and the bitch on the right can't take her hands away because she's laughing her ass off too! damn... wish there was audio!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I cannot explain Robin's actions. I can state without hesitation that Sean is one fugly turkey! He's an excellent example of a vicious, self-centered, vapid individual.
She chose to stay with him. She is responsible for her own fate ... unless he gets violent with her. Then she should have him killed. He needs killin'! America is better off with his kind dead.
I really hope that chick did not have her eyes closed while portraying Helen Keller because that's not a proper portrayal of a blind person.
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f-qyuEV90
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
RE: the video
I love that a guy walks out of the theater right after the poor kid eats it. LOL.
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
She must really hate herself. :( I feel sorry for their kids, too.
Oh, F that Ann B. Davis-looking mofo. I cannot stand his ass. And Princess Buttercup is an idiot for putting up with his dickery. She's lost her game. If it were me, I'd slip a little iocane powder in his Viagra.
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"I masturbate ALOT." - Ernest Borgnine
That video is fucking hilarious. Oh man. I am going to hell for laughing so hard and I don't care!
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Kiss and tell as you take me on a Disco Fantasy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6f-qyuEV90
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoKm9nvP-D0
Maybe Peen keeps filing to try to justify his periods of philandering. "We were on a break!"
Fuck these two.
And that video cracks me up. One time I went to see a play and an actor had to throw down his baseball glove in anger and he threw it so hard it almost hit a woman in the second row. I was right behind her.
Submitted by VaNcItY on Thu, 05/21/2009 - 3:29pm.
agreed! I didn't know they would actually cast a blind person to portray a blind person! ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
i can't see the damn video damn it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
These two deserve each other.
If when seeing plays, you cross your fingers for awkward slip ups and accidents, you should check out your local community theatre group. You'll be cringing the entire time. It is AWESOME.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer